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2006-03-26, 7:48 AM #41
Originally posted by CavEmaN:
It's ah it's ah it's ah it's ah...

No no no no no no... If it were a bomb, wouldn't we be hearing the alarms? All these hotels have bomb detectors.

*Alarm goes off*


not exactly how the line went but close enough
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2006-03-26, 8:46 AM #42
I ****ing loved that movie.

moooolti-pass?
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2006-03-26, 10:24 AM #43
"ooooh, the auto-wash..."
"auto-wash."
"Yeah, the auto-wash. I forgot about the auto-wash in the shower."
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2006-03-26, 10:39 AM #44
Ahaha and then the priest gets saran-wrapped to the bed and she says "auto-wash"
Stuff
2006-03-26, 11:07 AM #45
Gimme the cash!
/twitch
"I got kicked off the high school debate team for saying 'Yeah? Well, **** you!'
... I thought I had won."
2006-03-26, 11:38 AM #46
I give...
...my flu...
...my flu...
...for you.
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2006-03-26, 11:49 AM #47
Aiii, that is bad luck. But grandfather say it never rain everyday. This is good news. Guaranteed! Hey, I bet you lunch!
Okay, you're on.
Come on. "You are fired!!". Oh, I'm sorry.
At least I won lunch.
Good philosophy. See good in bad! I like!

I... am... VERY... DISAPPOINTED!

I don't want one position, I want all positions!
If it breaks, you get to keep both pieces.
2006-03-26, 12:12 PM #48
"You check your messages?"

"No, I've had enough good news for one day."

"Might be important." *opens up letter* "You've won the annual Gemini Contest - it's a trip to Fhloston Paradise for two. Here are your tickets."

"You rigged the contest?"

"Uh-huh. Congratulations."

"Couldn't think of anything a little more discreet, huh."

"Old tricks are the best tricks, eh? Major Iesborg will accompany you. As your wife."

"I am NOT going."

"Why not?"
Stuff
2006-03-26, 1:20 PM #49
...That's a very nice hat.
"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."
2006-03-26, 1:29 PM #50
Damnit, I think I'm going to have to watch it now.
<Lyme> I got Fight Club for 6.98 at walmart.
<Black_Bishop> I am Jack's low price guarantee
2006-03-27, 12:02 AM #51
I'm going to have to watch it again. I wonder if I have it?

Also Bruce Willis is the best action star ever. (Bar Chuck Norris)
Ban Jin!
Nobody really needs work when you have awesome. - xhuxus
2006-03-27, 10:45 PM #52
Ugh, why bring Chuck Norris into such an awesome thread?
Chuck Norris sucks, Bruce Willis is much, much better the him. Among special skills Bruce has that Chuck doesn't: acting
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2006-03-27, 11:16 PM #53
auto-wash
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2006-03-28, 4:24 AM #54
Deadman, I know. I was just making sure Chuck Norris would stay out of the thread by appeasing the Chuck Norris fans.

Bruce Willis consistently rocks my mystery box.
Ban Jin!
Nobody really needs work when you have awesome. - xhuxus
2006-03-28, 9:25 AM #55
Originally posted by SMOCK!:
Deadman, I know. I was just making sure Chuck Norris would stay out of the thread by appeasing the Chuck Norris fans.
There are no Chuck Norris fans. Chuck Norris is a terrible actor and an even worse action star than Segal. The only thing Chuck Norris has is a terrible and annoying internet fad that's already as annoying and played-out as AYB ever was. Just let it die already. Please.
2006-03-28, 9:39 AM #56
he is mint in that fight with bruce lee
2006-03-30, 3:13 AM #57
I got inspired to see the movie again, and its spelled Korben Dallas.

And about the whole language discussion, the "Please Help" sign had a sad looking orphan on it. Maybe she's not familiar with english, but perhaps understood what a sign with a sad looking orphan on it would say? A superbeing might be able to figure that out.
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2006-03-30, 4:23 AM #58
I think the problem is more that she can read roman letters.

If she knew English she wouldn't need a picture to ask for help.
Sorry for the lousy German
2006-03-30, 5:40 AM #59
Fifth Element was an awesome movie. I had the DVD a while back, but lent it to someone and I can't remember who -.-
"Whats that for?" "Thats the machine that goes 'ping'" PING!
Q. How many testers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. We just noticed the room was dark; we don't actually fix the problems.
MCMF forever.
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