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Tonight's Family Guy Quotes
2006-03-26, 6:03 PM #1
"That's Street Fighter."

"I'm a blackguard."
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2006-03-26, 6:05 PM #2
"Bad squirrel! Those are my nuts. No. My nuts. Oh God, no! My nuts!"
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2006-03-26, 6:06 PM #3
"Oh, I am so grounded."

This one was MADE for nerds.
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2006-03-26, 6:09 PM #4
Originally posted by JediKirby:
"That's Street Fighter."

"I'm a blackguard."


He said black guy.
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2006-03-26, 6:13 PM #5
Um... no he didn't. A palidin can't wear the helmet of desintegration. If he did, he'd be a black-guard and lose a bunch of palidin spells. That was the nerd-joke.
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2006-03-26, 6:15 PM #6
ah I just thought he went through that entire long WoW rant then at the end just said "Fine Im a black guy" like if I were to say it only to say "ok them Im just a cop" or something.
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2006-03-26, 6:19 PM #7
That was a DND reference, not a WoW reference.
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2006-03-26, 6:20 PM #8
whatever.
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2006-03-26, 6:27 PM #9
'almost done almost done almost done almost done'
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2006-03-26, 6:28 PM #10
"uh... it's exactly what it looks like."

I can't believe they show this on primetime.
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2006-03-26, 6:28 PM #11
"Uh...its exactly what it looks like."
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2006-03-26, 6:29 PM #12
I posted first AND had an apostrophe. Hah!
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2006-03-26, 6:30 PM #13
"Uh...it's exactly what it looks like."

>.>
2006-03-26, 6:31 PM #14
Originally posted by JediKirby:
I posted first AND had an apostrophe. Hah!


I capitalized the sentence.
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2006-03-26, 6:34 PM #15
Dammit.

[http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/mgm/the_princess_bride/_group_photos/andre_the_giant7.jpg]

I couldn't stop seeing his face. I was BEGGING for a Princess Bride reference, but I didn't get one. The sword fight? I'm grabbing for straws.
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2006-03-26, 6:35 PM #16
I'm royally PO'd about Family Guy right now. I was just sitting down to watch it when my younger brother barged in and wants to watch Disney Channel. I convinced him to watch FG with me instead, but unfortunately after about thirty seconds of the episode he declares that neither of us would be allowed to watch the episode - my parents are annoyingly overprotective. I had no choice but to let him watch what he wanted, because A) The kid is the biggest ****ing tattletale on the entire planet, and B) My parents were home and listening to the conversation; if my brother said that we weren't allowed to watch it, my parents would be there in about ten seconds and probably decide that I'm never allowed to watch Family Guy again.
Bottom line: Overprotective parents and 12-year-old brothers suck. :gbk:

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2006-03-26, 6:36 PM #17
Push him in front of traffic.
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2006-03-26, 6:39 PM #18
Originally posted by Darth_Revan:
Stuff about little brother and Family Guy

Why're you PO'd at FG? It's your little brother...

And my mom kinda banned me from anything ever shown on Adult Swim, even though all I was watching on there was FG and Futurama...

Oh well.
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2006-03-26, 6:42 PM #19
banned you from television...?
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2006-03-26, 6:43 PM #20
Originally posted by Zloc_Vergo:
Why're you PO'd at FG? It's your little brother...

And my mom kinda banned me from anything ever shown on Adult Swim, even though all I was watching on there was FG and Futurama...

Oh well.


He said about. I guess that might make a profuound difference.
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2006-03-26, 7:24 PM #21
"Did ya get my cheese-wiz, boy?"

I was the only one in my house who laughed at it :( , but I'm probably the only one who's seen The Blues Brothers too.
2006-03-26, 7:35 PM #22
Haha, that was a damn good reference. Such a nerdy episode tonight.
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2006-03-26, 7:39 PM #23
Originally posted by JediKirby:
Dammit.

[http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/mgm/the_princess_bride/_group_photos/andre_the_giant7.jpg]

I couldn't stop seeing his face. I was BEGGING for a Princess Bride reference, but I didn't get one. The sword fight? I'm grabbing for straws.


yeah i was hoping for at least one "INCONCEIVABLE!"
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2006-03-26, 7:40 PM #24
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2006-03-26, 7:44 PM #25
Lois: "I think I may be pregnant"

Peter: "Are you sure it's yours?!"
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2006-03-26, 7:45 PM #26
Originally posted by DrkJedi82:
yeah i was hoping for at least one "INCONCEIVABLE!"


I owe my mother a dollar because he didn't say it. I was almost certain they'd do it. Damn them.
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2006-03-26, 9:03 PM #27
Originally posted by JediKirby:
Um... no he didn't. A palidin can't wear the helmet of desintegration. If he did, he'd be a black-guard and lose a bunch of palidin spells. That was the nerd-joke.

Just saw it, it was definately "black guy."
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2006-03-26, 9:44 PM #28
I second.. or now its third the "black guy." Sorry Kirby you're too nerdy for your own good.

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2006-03-26, 10:50 PM #29
I've got it on "TiVo" and it's DEFINITELY black guy. Not black guard.
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2006-03-26, 10:53 PM #30
What episode number is it?
2006-03-27, 12:40 AM #31
13, Season 5 of course.
D E A T H
2006-03-27, 8:14 AM #32
I heard black guy perfectly.

that episode was so hilarious.
2006-03-27, 9:57 AM #33
Definitely "black guy." Isn't blackguard pronounced completely differently, like "blaggard" or something?

Blackguard is a bigger turn-on than paladin anyway, though for maximum kinkiness you can't beat a halfling rogue.
2006-03-27, 10:45 AM #34
Hold up, there's a season 5 now?

Oh well, season 4 is out on DvD next month. :D
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2006-03-27, 12:35 PM #35
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2006-03-27, 2:07 PM #36
I also have it on "TiVo" and there is absolutely no mistake. Peter says "black guy." It boggles my mind that anyone could, under normal listening conditions, mistake it for anything else.
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2006-03-27, 2:42 PM #37
That's stupid, because "Black Guard" makes a thousand times more sense. Well, I know they were rollplaying, but whatever. It was funnier to me as a nerd.
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2006-03-27, 3:23 PM #38
Originally posted by JediKirby:
That's stupid, because "Black Guard" makes a thousand times more sense. Well, I know they were rollplaying, but whatever. It was funnier to me as a nerd.

Not really.
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2006-03-27, 3:26 PM #39
I missed it, but my dad got it. He says they said blackguard, and that he laughed his *** off.
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2006-03-27, 4:51 PM #40
Originally posted by JediKirby:
Um... no he didn't. A palidin can't wear the helmet of desintegration. If he did, he'd be a black-guard and lose a bunch of palidin spells. That was the nerd-joke.



DnD doesnt have static items like "Helmet of desintigration", and if you did have such an item, that could cast desintigration, it wouldn't make him lose the paladin spells just by wearing it, but by, in fact, using it. And if he did use the helmet, he wouldn't become a blackguard, as it is an entirely different class then a paladin. He would just lose paladin spells.

I feel dirty just writing this.
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