DnD doesnt have static items like "Helmet of desintigration", and if you did have such an item, that could cast desintigration, it wouldn't make him lose the paladin spells just by wearing it, but by, in fact, using it. And if he did use the helmet, he wouldn't become a blackguard, as it is an entirely different class then a paladin. He would just lose paladin spells.

I feel dirty just writing this.

Then tell your daddy to get his hearing aid checked.

Anyway, another quote


"It's like trying to find diversity in an abercrombie and fitch catalogue"

Oh my God, I just remembered one of the best parts

When Sauron lost his contact lens :p