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Parkour
2006-03-30, 7:36 PM #41
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2006-03-30, 7:42 PM #42
Originally posted by Roach:
I'd like to see parkour experts outrun a bullet.


but i doubt that cops would shoot someone for breaking the law of "no running" if that were a law
2006-03-30, 7:52 PM #43
Maybe not the crappy, lazy cops...
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2006-03-30, 9:14 PM #44
I might start practicing this on weekends, when I don't have to go around with a pack on my back. There are certainly plenty of obstacles on campus, and if anyone has the body type for it, it's me.
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2006-03-30, 9:23 PM #45
Originally posted by TSM_Bguitar:
but i doubt that cops would shoot someone for breaking the law of "no running" if that were a law



If that actually were a law they probably would.
2006-03-30, 9:35 PM #46
We have laws against parking in certain areas and they don't shoot you for that. We have laws against public nudity but when they catch you they don't fill you with lead, etc etc?
2006-03-31, 1:21 AM #47
Originally posted by Roach:
Maybe not the crappy, lazy cops...

If anything, it'd be the lazy cops who would shoot someone for running away.
2006-03-31, 4:36 AM #48
Originally posted by Rob:
I can't wait untill someone dies doing this, and they ban it in several countries.

I have that bad of a sense of humor.


Actually I think a couple of kids already died doin some stupid stuff when it first became "big"
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2006-03-31, 4:49 AM #49
I just got back from doing some random training. Nothing too serious this time. I looked around my school campus a bit more for some good stuff. I only had two big lines. 'Twas a great workout though.
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2006-03-31, 5:18 AM #50
Originally posted by Rob:
I can't wait untill someone dies doing this, and they ban it in several countries.

I have that bad of a sense of humor.

Well someone died doing this quite a few years ago already. http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2002-38.html
2006-03-31, 6:44 AM #51
yeah but it's crucial to note that the guy was an idiot too.
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2006-03-31, 6:50 AM #52
Yeah, the idea is to not even do a run-up for a leap you don't think you can make. You will slip, fall, and die.
2006-03-31, 7:05 AM #53
Ugh. The worst part of the story is that he had done it once. There's nothing worse than when you do something successfully several times and then fail. I just recently hurt my arm on a ledge grab like that. Suckage.

Though "then he and his freinds went to a pub"? Am I too understand that he tried a gap drunk? Idiot.
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2006-03-31, 7:30 AM #54
Originally posted by saberopus:
We have laws against parking in certain areas and they don't shoot you for that. We have laws against public nudity but when they catch you they don't fill you with lead, etc etc?



Yeah, but if the government made a law against running, it would probably be only slightly less totalitarian than the Combine in HL2.
2006-03-31, 2:28 PM #55
Well I was going to make a similar point to the one above, and that is that cops would shoot you if you refused to obey jaywalking laws for example, they may chase you and try to arrest you (if they're complete *******s of course)

but anyway I have a feeling that they won't outlaw running anywhere so this discussion is kind of pointless.
2006-03-31, 2:29 PM #56
I'd probably do parkour if I lived in a country that had abandoned buildings like every 5 feet. Like Russia.
2006-03-31, 5:08 PM #57
In a city that's literally called CHEMISTRY. That's where that vid's from. Eeek.
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