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So, there aren't nearly enough threads about this...
2006-04-03, 10:25 AM #1
...]-[ellequin is fecking cool. I mean, seriously, how do you fit so much kicking-***-ness into such a tiny mexican package? Einstein once did an equation for finding the source of "awesome" and the solution was ]-[ellequin. Einstein quickly erased the entire thing as it was far too disturbing and he could not wrap his mind over how all metric pantloads of awesome particles in the universe came from one small body, and realized that ]-[elle is approx. four times more dense than black holes simply because of all the awesome particles in his being. Really.
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-04-03, 10:26 AM #2
o.O
2006-04-03, 10:30 AM #3
I... see...

Did he give you head for you to post this or something?
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-04-03, 10:37 AM #4
Um.. I am going to have to completely disagree with your post and in fact affirm the exact opposite.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2006-04-03, 10:38 AM #5
Originally posted by Freelancer:
Um.. I am going to have to completely disagree with your post and in fact affirm the exact opposite.

You mean Einstein discovered awesome particles are like anti-matter, making ]-[elle an impossible level of anti-dense?
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-04-03, 10:39 AM #6
I was thinking more along the lines of the first couple sentences...
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2006-04-03, 10:40 AM #7
Ok.
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2006-04-03, 10:40 AM #8
I know, he's tall...and not very mexican at all, but let that slide for now...
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-04-03, 10:40 AM #9
This is a bet-payoff, isn't it.
"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."
2006-04-03, 10:45 AM #10
From what I hear, he's so awesome that the laws of physics bend to his very presence.
TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE
2006-04-03, 10:47 AM #11
Originally posted by ZULLY:
From what I hear, he's so awesome that the laws of physics bend to his very presence.
OMQ ]-[elle is the One!
2006-04-03, 10:51 AM #12
Spe is like 20 million times cooler.

Nailface 4 times that.
nope.
2006-04-03, 10:53 AM #13
when Hellequin throws a fit, a new hole appears in the ozone layer.
"NAILFACE" - spe
2006-04-03, 11:13 AM #14
]-[ellequin punched Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel, and Jack Bauer all in their collective faces and knocked them to the dawn of time, thus explaining why these three "men" (if you dare call such creatures men in the presence of ]-[elle) all have websites dedicated to their feats, but ]-[elle does not, as they had a head start...
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-04-03, 11:15 AM #15
When Helle's name is said, baby jesus cries.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-04-03, 11:16 AM #16
[Edit: @ Roach]

So you're saying ]-[ was stupid for doing that?

2006-04-03, 11:19 AM #17
[QUOTE=The Mega-ZZTer]So you're saying ]-[ was stupid for doing that?[/QUOTE]
No, simply explaining the mind-boggling phenomena.
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-04-03, 11:21 AM #18
Your worship of another Massassian is disturbing, young Roach.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-04-03, 11:21 AM #19
Steven held a clerk at gunpoint in Fry's when he came down here.
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2006-04-03, 11:26 AM #20
What.
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2006-04-03, 11:27 AM #21
Originally posted by Jepman:
Your worship of another Massassian is disturbing, young Roach.


I agree, High Lord Jep.
nope.
2006-04-03, 11:28 AM #22
Originally posted by JediGandalf:
Steven held a clerk at gunpoint in Fry's when he came down here.

At the same time he was buying a hoagie from a Wawa, that's how incredible he is.
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-04-03, 11:37 AM #23
Originally posted by Homicide:
What.


stop stealing my catch line. minion.
"NAILFACE" - spe
2006-04-03, 11:41 AM #24
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2006-04-03, 11:44 AM #25
When Hellequin wakes up gas prices cower in fear.
"NAILFACE" - spe
2006-04-03, 11:44 AM #26
Good work at being the sheer definition of irony, SC, as we all talked about that in #massassi already. You're lucky ]-[elle has spared you.
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-04-03, 11:47 AM #27
Originally posted by Roach:
Good work at being the sheer definition of irony, SC, as we all talked about that in #massassi already. You're lucky ]-[elle has spared you.


But not everyone was in the chat to experience my awesomeness.
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2006-04-03, 11:57 AM #28
Your awesomeness is merely a tear licked from the face of a new-born ]-[elle.
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-04-03, 12:03 PM #29
Not that anyone could lick his tears, as they are so acidic that they could easily dissolve 700 gigatonnes of steel. Each.

It's a good thing ]-[elle has never cried.
Stuff
2006-04-03, 12:05 PM #30
]-[elle has three Delorean time machines. All of them begin to rip through time at 87 mph.
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-04-03, 12:07 PM #31
Kirby's runs on heroin and flies at 50 light years per second.
nope.
2006-04-03, 12:09 PM #32
Yeah, no kidding. I make a lot of money of off kirby to fuel his Delorean.

>.>
2006-04-03, 12:16 PM #33
Chuck Norris would SLAY ]-[

(I swear to god, that better kill this thread)
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2006-04-03, 12:18 PM #34
i'm sad i can't kick you in the forums. now -that- would slay this thread.
"NAILFACE" - spe
2006-04-03, 12:20 PM #35
Originally posted by Homicide:
(I swear to god, that better kill this thread)
Don't swear to god, swear to ]-[.
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-04-03, 12:22 PM #36
When Hellequin crashed his car, Hiroshima blew up and Hitler killed him. all at once.
"NAILFACE" - spe
2006-04-03, 12:23 PM #37
(Is there a story behind this or are you guys all just weird?)

]-[ built an inside-out microwave oven, defined the outside to be the inside, and microwaved THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE.
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2006-04-03, 12:26 PM #38
When ]-[elle has sex, he wears a mailbox as a condom.
2006-04-03, 12:28 PM #39
]-[elle once injected pure rattlesnake venom directly into his eye and woke up 2 weeks later in a ditch claiming it was the best high he's ever had.
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-04-03, 12:29 PM #40
then he looked down at his pants and saw the mailbox merged with his body.
"NAILFACE" - spe
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