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So, there aren't nearly enough threads about this...
2006-04-03, 12:34 PM #41
]-[elle once had the worst case of diarrhea in recorded history and nothing to wipe afterward with but a large canvas. The aftermath of this event is now known as the Mona Lisa.
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-04-03, 12:34 PM #42
The existence of ]-[elle was predicted with astonishing accuracy by Nostradamus, who said, "One day there will be a guy who is supremely awesome and lives in California."
"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."
2006-04-03, 12:37 PM #43
lawl girl in thread wtf cybar?

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for ]-[ellequin.
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2006-04-03, 12:38 PM #44
When Homicide makes a post in this thread, he copies and pastes "Facts" from previously established sites...
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-04-03, 12:39 PM #45
When Hellequin sneezed for the first time in his life, katrina was unleashed on the east coast.
"NAILFACE" - spe
2006-04-03, 12:54 PM #46
Ha ha, Hellequin's banned!
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2006-04-03, 1:15 PM #47
Originally posted by Roach:
]-[elle is approx. four times more dense than black holes


One could completely take this part of your post the wrong way.
2006-04-03, 1:19 PM #48
]-[elle never smiles. Thats because Chuck Norris and Vinny stole his spotlight.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-04-03, 2:35 PM #49
At one point, there were nothing but men. Sperm and eggs were both shot out of the penis, and grew from a small frog-like creature into a full male. This all changed the same day ]-[ellequin ripped out the midsection of the first female when she was TRYING to push the fully grown demi-god out of her pee-hole. Needless to say, ]-[elle was pissed, so God promised to make all birthing creatures have a hole, as a tribute to ]-[elle's greatness.
ᵗʰᵉᵇˢᵍ๒ᵍᵐᵃᶥᶫ∙ᶜᵒᵐ
ᴸᶥᵛᵉ ᴼᵑ ᴬᵈᵃᵐ
2006-04-03, 2:41 PM #50
Quote:
«+]-[ellequin» There needs to be more posting about me
«+]-[ellequin» And less posting about everything else
[Anovis] All I'm saying is that people disscuss religion too much with words, and not enough violence.
[Anovis] I'm going to start a thread about ]-[ellequin right now.
* sleepovis has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
«Baconfish» if you do, nailface will hunt you down and spike you
[Anovis] Oh. That wouldn't be pleasant. :(
«+]-[ellequin» DO IT ANYWAY
«+]-[ellequin» I AM WORTH IT
«+]-[ellequin» NAILFACE CAN DO NAUGHT IN LIGHT OF MY AWESOMENESS
* blujay has joined #massassi
«+]-[ellequin» Blujay
«+]-[ellequin» I am awesome
«+]-[ellequin» Right?
«+]-[ellequin» Right.
«+]-[ellequin» I am going to go make lunch
«+]-[ellequin» Bye


Pure awesome.
2006-04-03, 4:04 PM #51
]-[elle is Batman.
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-04-03, 4:14 PM #52
when helle types a word incorrectly, the english language changes to helle's whim.
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2006-04-03, 4:18 PM #53
]-[elle's backhair accounts for 95% of all hair donations for real-hair wigs.
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-04-03, 4:41 PM #54
Asp > ]-[ellequin

Roach = Asp

.'. Roach > ]-[ellequin
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2006-04-03, 6:19 PM #55
And on the eighth day, God created ]-[ellequin, and He saw that it was awesome.
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2006-04-03, 6:34 PM #56
Oh... Dear.

This thread appears to suffer from being oh-so-very Lame.

Graham Norton is more manly than ]-[ell Boy could ever be.
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  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2006-04-03, 6:54 PM #57
Originally posted by Roach:
You mean Einstein discovered awesome particles are like anti-matter, making ]-[elle an impossible level of anti-dense?



The denseness only occurs his head and his nothing to do with awesome. :p

Sorry, I couldn't resist.
2006-04-03, 7:12 PM #58
H = ]-[ellequin
N = Number of stars in the universe (infinite)
S = Spe's awesome factor

spe = (((((H * 3.1415 * H^26 * H^N * H^2)^2)^2)^2)^2)^2 = S

spe is awesome.
I had a blog. It sucked.
2006-04-03, 7:48 PM #59
Wasn't Nailface Spe's idea? That means Spe wins by default.
2006-04-03, 7:58 PM #60
]-[ellequin's tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. :o :em321:


EDIT: (dang, someone already made a tear joke...)
Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
2006-04-03, 9:09 PM #61
Here is my bunny, Simon, and my left hand.

[http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y282/stevenvaladez/Pictures/Bunny/B.jpg]
2006-04-03, 9:12 PM #62
When Hellequin holds his bunny, it slays millions with its laser eye.
"NAILFACE" - spe
2006-04-03, 10:00 PM #63
]-[elle's rabbit is so awesome, it constantly poops on ]-[elle's belongings.
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-04-03, 10:12 PM #64
Simon defied Hellequin and lived. Simon is our new god.
"NAILFACE" - spe
2006-04-03, 11:05 PM #65
Simon is too adorable! I decree: ]-[elle wins at life.
"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."
2006-04-03, 11:50 PM #66
]-[ellequin eats bunnies. That's a picture of tomorrow's dinner.
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2006-04-03, 11:50 PM #67
Sitting on my Calvin and Hobbes books.

[http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y282/stevenvaladez/Pictures/Bunny/I.jpg]

Attacked! Fetch the Holy Hand Grenade!

[http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y282/stevenvaladez/Pictures/Bunny/H.jpg]
2006-04-04, 12:57 AM #68
devil bunny worship.
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2006-04-04, 1:35 AM #69
That rabbit feasts on the flesh of the dumb.
omnia mea mecum porto
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