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2006-05-02, 3:33 PM #201
so anyways...

*steering the thread back on topic, away from all the ( . )( . ) talk*
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2006-05-02, 3:34 PM #202
I think I would prefer small to average chest, even smaller waist, and small hips.
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2006-05-02, 3:39 PM #203
Um...sorry about that. The love of my life is Dr McDreamy from Grey's Anatomy. Sadly, he's married and he doesn't know I exist. Of course, he doesn't exist either. You see how this will never work of course, but try telling that to my broken heart. *wipes away a dramatic tear* *sniffle*
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2006-05-02, 3:43 PM #204
I'm a sucker for wounded women.

*takes sugarlesses hand in his, kissing it*

(I'll have her in NO time.)
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2006-05-02, 3:45 PM #205
LESS TALK MORE PICS.
2006-05-02, 3:49 PM #206
more boobs
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if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2006-05-02, 4:01 PM #207
OMQ, Kirbs is cheating on his girlfriend... What will she say when she sees this!?!?
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2006-05-02, 4:07 PM #208
She'll want in on it. She always takes the girls :-(
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2006-05-02, 4:09 PM #209
hmm...

I'll trade you girlfriends.
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2006-05-02, 4:21 PM #210
Why did no one laugh at my joke post?

And why did Ford steal my joke post?

And I had something else to say, but I have a fever of 103.4 and I just saw a flying Roger Rabbit singing "Don't Cry For Me, Argentina" fly past my window, being mauled by a blue grizzly bear with six snouts but only one nostal.

I think it's time to up the dosage.
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2006-05-02, 4:22 PM #211
I DEMAND PICS
2006-05-02, 4:22 PM #212
go to bed, dudbot
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2006-05-02, 4:55 PM #213
This looks like a fun thread. I shall join in and contribute to the discussion.

Wait, are we still talking about boobs?
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2006-05-02, 4:56 PM #214
Originally posted by happydud:

And why did Ford steal my joke post?


i didnt read the whole thread, and so didnt see yours. sorry.

and Ruth, i would believe that.
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2006-05-02, 5:35 PM #215
Originally posted by Ruthven:
I could go for an hourglass all day.


One hour is fine with me..
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2006-05-02, 5:40 PM #216
NO MORE DISSCUSSION MORE PICS

I feel like the Crypt Keeper. Awesome, but will never have a girlfriend again.
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2006-05-02, 5:50 PM #217
Originally posted by sugarless5:
I thought that was the whole appeal in the hourglass shape: big chest, small waist, big hips.

I always thought that hourglass just meant balanced as opposed to top heavy or bottom heavy, not super-slutty-porn-star-physique.
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2006-05-02, 7:30 PM #218
Originally posted by Achelois:
If that were real, she'd have the worst titty stretch marks ever. So not sexy. :(



It is real. Real fake boobs. Yes, there are women who get implants that are that large. It really baffles me.
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2006-05-02, 7:33 PM #219
Originally posted by Ford:
i didnt read the whole thread, and so didnt see yours. sorry.

and Ruth, i would believe that.


No hard feelings.

Just hard KNIVES!

/me stabs Ford. Repeatidly. In the heart.
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2006-05-02, 7:41 PM #220
Originally posted by Avenger:
It is real. Real fake boobs. Yes, there are women who get implants that are that large. It really baffles me.


Are you serious? I always thought pics like that were faked. Thats disgusting on so many levels. What the hell is that woman thinking?
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2006-05-02, 7:44 PM #221
That particular pic might be altered, but you get the idea. Scary, isn't it.
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2006-05-02, 8:47 PM #222
Her name is Minka Mt. Fuji
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2006-05-02, 8:57 PM #223
I was thinking the same thing as CM, but then I figured if it's on her MySpace it's out here anyway. And yes, I realize just how MySpacey it is.

[edit] heh, I got the Taylor Bow reference :o
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2006-05-02, 9:00 PM #224
Originally posted by KOP_Snake:
Her name is Minka Mt. Fuji


Then the pic isn't altered in any way.
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2006-05-02, 9:14 PM #225
Originally posted by Avenger:
Then the pic isn't altered in any way.


Yes, sadly, it isn't altered. The image.... that is. :/
2006-05-02, 9:38 PM #226
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
I think I would prefer small to average chest, even smaller waist, and small hips.

That pretty much just makes you a product of modern western society then, where women are being encouraged to get thinner and thinner, despite it making no sense evolutionarily speaking.

Anyway, I've been single for a good year or so now, so I'm gonna have to go with...
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2006-05-02, 10:51 PM #227
Originally posted by maevie:
That pretty much just makes you a product of modern western society then, where women are being encouraged to get thinner and thinner, despite it making no sense evolutionarily speaking.

Couldn't have said it better myself.

There's supposed to be a "golden ratio" for hip-to-waist sizes and chest-to-torso sizes. I forget the chest ratio, but the hip-to-waist is somewhere around .7 (waist is 70% of the width of the hips).
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2006-05-03, 3:28 AM #228
Originally posted by maevie:
WE'RE IN THE ****ING FINAL OF THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE!!!!! YEAH BABY

<3
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2006-05-03, 6:05 AM #229
golden ratio Phi?
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2006-05-03, 6:24 AM #230
<3 Maevie! Hello again! Hows it going in with your new lifestyle away from us? :(:)
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2006-05-03, 7:32 AM #231
Originally posted by Ford:
golden ratio Phi?

No, golden ratio Hot.
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2006-05-03, 7:38 AM #232
Phi is by far the sexiest ratio
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2006-05-03, 9:23 AM #233
HOORAY FOR MAEVIE!! :D
2006-05-03, 9:28 AM #234
Bah to Arsenal.

Come on Tottenham!!! :confused:
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2006-05-03, 9:44 AM #235
Ruth, shut it.

Everyone else, yay for all the love!!

Jep, my dramatic goodbye (as with so many here) was premature. One of the girls I was moving in with couldn't get her finances sorted out in time, so it didn't happen. I've decided that, as I'm going travelling in.... jesus, a few months (aah! I'm scared!), it's just not worth it. I was too embarassed to make a thread outlining my failure, so I was hoping to just sneak back in without anyone noticing...

Spork, you gonna be able to watch the match?
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2006-05-03, 10:06 AM #236
<3

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2006-05-03, 11:00 AM #237
Originally posted by maevie:
Ruth, shut it.

Everyone else, yay for all the love!!

Jep, my dramatic goodbye (as with so many here) was premature. One of the girls I was moving in with couldn't get her finances sorted out in time, so it didn't happen. I've decided that, as I'm going travelling in.... jesus, a few months (aah! I'm scared!), it's just not worth it. I was too embarassed to make a thread outlining my failure, so I was hoping to just sneak back in without anyone noticing...

Spork, you gonna be able to watch the match?



Welcome back nontheless. And you don't need to see it as a failure. Just see it as our victory. :p
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2006-05-03, 12:14 PM #238
Originally posted by maevie:
Ruth, shut it.

Everyone else, yay for all the love!!

Jep, my dramatic goodbye (as with so many here) was premature. One of the girls I was moving in with couldn't get her finances sorted out in time, so it didn't happen. I've decided that, as I'm going travelling in.... jesus, a few months (aah! I'm scared!), it's just not worth it. I was too embarassed to make a thread outlining my failure, so I was hoping to just sneak back in without anyone noticing...

Spork, you gonna be able to watch the match?



It'd work, but that little pink "...poo" under your name always catches my eye.
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2006-05-03, 12:26 PM #239
I've succumbed to the creepiness.
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2006-05-03, 12:56 PM #240
Originally posted by fishstickz:
It'd work, but that little pink "...poo" under your name always catches my eye.

aaaaaaaaaand we have a new sig
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