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2006-05-03, 1:07 PM #241
tehehe this thread reminds me of a joke

A Greek and an Italian were drinking coffee one day discussing who had the superior culture.
Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, "Well, we have the Parthenon".
Arching his eyebrows the Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum."
The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics." The Italian, nodding in agreement, says, "But we built the Roman Empire."
And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion.
With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!"
The Italian replies, "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women."
Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.
2006-05-03, 1:09 PM #242
Originally posted by sugarless5:
tehehe this thread reminds me of a joke

A Greek and an Italian were drinking coffee one day discussing who had the superior culture.
Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, "Well, we have the Parthenon".
Arching his eyebrows the Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum."
The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics." The Italian, nodding in agreement, says, "But we built the Roman Empire."
And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion.
With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!"
The Italian replies, "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women."


<3
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2006-05-03, 1:22 PM #243
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2006-05-03, 1:26 PM #244
Originally posted by maevie:
aaaaaaaaaand we have a new sig



<3
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2006-05-03, 2:26 PM #245
Originally posted by sugarless5:
tehehe this thread reminds me of a joke


Heh, your joke reminds me of a joke...

A German on holiday in France got into a little conversation with a Frenchman. Soon the topic went to sex and the German asked the French: "You French know zo much about zex and zeduction. Can't you tell me your zecret?"
"Oui", says the Frenchman, "you always think that sex is the important thing. But the way to win a woman's 'eart is through a good foreplay.
"While I gently undress 'er, I fill their belly-button with champagne and drink it from there. Then I work my way up to her breasts and pour champagne over them. After that -"
"Hold it!", says the German, "Does that work with beer, too?"
Sorry for the lousy German
2006-05-03, 2:59 PM #246
What? I don't get it. :confused:
DO NOT WANT.
2006-05-03, 3:06 PM #247
just to clear up the argument i'm a 32C, in that picture i'm not wearing a bra and leaning back so they do look a bit smaller.

anyway because i know he'd love it soo much here's my poor photoshop skills
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2006-05-03, 3:07 PM #248
Lol @ impi
2006-05-03, 3:13 PM #249
Originally posted by Zell:
What? I don't get it. :confused:


Germans drink beer all the time.
Pissed Off?
2006-05-03, 3:14 PM #250
Originally posted by hecTOR:
just to clear up the argument i'm a 32C, in that picture i'm not wearing a bra and leaning back so they do look a bit smaller.

anyway because i know he'd love it soo much here's my poor photoshop skills


SAVED.
2006-05-03, 3:14 PM #251
damn you woman, you couldn't have posted a worse pic! :eek:

I'm not gonna give you any hugs/attention for at least 2 months now. :mad:

:p
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2006-05-03, 3:19 PM #252
pout
2006-05-03, 3:25 PM #253
does anyone else find it ironic that Ruthven's nick is girly and his girl's is manly?
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

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2006-05-03, 3:29 PM #254
If you saw us in real life, you'd come to expect it.

and btw, my name isnt Ruth, its Ruthven. A clanname, not a girls name.


ph00Ls
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2006-05-03, 3:31 PM #255
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
does anyone else find it ironic that Ruthven's nick is girly and his girl's is manly?


Ruthven is his Clan name. We just call him Ruthy sometimes. For some reason. I'm sure there's a reason. Is there a reason? Hmm...anyways, yeah.

EDIT: Looks like ruthy beat me already >.>
2006-05-03, 5:00 PM #256
Originally posted by Ruthven:
If you saw us in real life, you'd come to expect it.

and btw, my name isnt Ruth, its Ruthven. A clanname, not a girls name.


ph00Ls

No it's Aaron or Aeryn or how ever the **** you spell it.
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2006-05-03, 5:04 PM #257
and remember, for brits clan name = bloodline name
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2006-05-03, 5:29 PM #258
I <3 my daughter. Infact I just spent a couple of hours going through toy stores trying to find her a few brithday presents. I ended up amoungst other things getting her a Mrs. Potatohead, 2 packages of additional potatohead parts, and a Darth Tater, just cuase I'm a dork.
Attachment: 11685/smallmadi2.JPG (106,798 bytes)
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2006-05-03, 5:39 PM #259
Originally posted by Ruthven:
If you saw us in real life, you'd come to expect it.

and btw, my name isnt Ruth, its Ruthven. A clanname, not a girls name.


ph00Ls

well yeah, I know that. I just meant that it looks girly. I pronounce it like rough only with a th.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

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2006-05-03, 5:41 PM #260
Originally posted by Avenger:
Germans drink beer all the time.


I knew that... but if that's all there is to that joke.. it's bad. :/
DO NOT WANT.
2006-05-03, 5:50 PM #261
Originally posted by MFalse:
and a Darth Tater, just cuase I'm a dork.


I assume the Darth Tater was for you right?
2006-05-03, 5:54 PM #262
Originally posted by -Monoxide-:
I assume the Darth Tater was for you right?



nah for his daughter. i thought it was a cute idea cuz its got his flavor you know, so its like a toy from daddy something he likes for the daughter he loves, ya know. its cute :)
2006-05-03, 5:57 PM #263
lol, i was being sarcastic, i knew it was for his daughter.
2006-05-03, 6:40 PM #264
Originally posted by -Monoxide-:
I assume the Darth Tater was for you right?


No way, you gotta start them when they're young, man!
2006-05-03, 6:51 PM #265
Yeah, and when you show them Star Wars in the correct chronological order, they will say, "Why do the special effects get worse and worse?"
2006-05-03, 6:52 PM #266
Originally posted by Uberslug:
Yeah, and when you show them Star Wars in the correct chronological order, they will say, "Why do the special effects get worse and worse?"


Brian made that mistake >.<
2006-05-03, 7:45 PM #267
Originally posted by maevie:
Spork, you gonna be able to watch the match?

Hell yes! Got up at 6am to watch both semi-final legs, dont plan on breaking that habit for the final :D
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There is no spoon.
2006-05-03, 7:46 PM #268
Ha. It airs at 11:00 am for me. I have the day off and get to watch a sweet soccer game.
Pissed Off?
2006-05-03, 9:35 PM #269
Originally posted by Uberslug:
Yeah, and when you show them Star Wars in the correct chronological order, they will say, "Why do the special effects get worse and worse?"

Or they might say, "Those first 3 had great effects and the second 3 were great movies."
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2006-05-03, 11:17 PM #270
Originally posted by Avenger:
Ha. It airs at 11:00 am for me. I have the day off and get to watch a sweet soccer game.

I didn't want to jinx it by doing it too early, but as soon as we made it through the semis I went to work the next day and booked off the 18th. Win or lose, I'll be drinking waaaaaaaaaaay into the night.

Strangely jealous of you guys though, I love early morning football. When the world cup was in Korea my best mate and I would show up at the pub at 7am, and start the day with a fry up, a pint and the football. What a summer.
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2006-05-04, 12:51 AM #271
But football doesn't begin until September! :v:
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2006-05-04, 1:00 AM #272
Football begins in July.

Stoopid burgerboys...

Originally posted by djwguitarman:
Or they might say, "Those first 3 had great effects and the second 3 were great movies."


Or they might say, "You idiot showed them to us in the wrong order."
Sorry for the lousy German
2006-05-04, 1:48 AM #273
Originally posted by maevie:
I didn't want to jinx it by doing it too early, but as soon as we made it through the semis I went to work the next day and booked off the 18th. Win or lose, I'll be drinking waaaaaaaaaaay into the night.

Strangely jealous of you guys though, I love early morning football. When the world cup was in Korea my best mate and I would show up at the pub at 7am, and start the day with a fry up, a pint and the football. What a summer.

I am gonna be sooooooooooooooooooo sleep deprived the whole of next month... Work 9-5 then come home and watch football 9-5. Should be fun.
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There is no spoon.
2006-05-04, 4:56 AM #274
:(
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Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-05-04, 4:58 AM #275
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2006-05-04, 5:25 AM #276
Originally posted by Ruthven:
its Ruthven. A clanname


Ruthervain was better.
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2006-05-04, 5:30 AM #277
shuttup, you non scots just cant pronounce it right.
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2006-05-04, 5:34 AM #278
You're such a Ruth(er)lame.
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2006-05-04, 6:34 AM #279
Originally posted by Ruthven:
shuttup, you non scots just cant pronounce it right.


I'm Scottish you jerk. Sure, I was born and raised in Canada, as were my parents and grandparents...
Stuff
2006-05-04, 8:01 AM #280
Originally posted by Ruthven:
shuttup, you non scots just cant pronounce it right.

I'm a Wallace. My clan's bigger than yours! Ner ner ner! :p
and anyway aren't you from Surrey!?
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