You might have to put the emphasis on a different syllable than normal, but you'll get the idea.

I never thought this would happen to me!

I am a computer nerd named Brian. I run a popular gaming website. One day, I went to the computer store to buy a new hard drive. When I got there, I couldn't believe my eyes! The clerk... was a woman! Her name was Jessgirl, and she was beautiful, with the biggest pair of Koobies I'd ever seen! It took me a minute, but I realized they were made of SiliconC. But that's ok, they looked good enough to me. Instantly, my little Deadman sprang to life, and turned into a MEGA_ZZTER! I am proud to say that I am generously endowed with a 7 inch Yectiwang. I thought I was going to have to go home and Gebohq myself, butwhen she Mbeggared me to Zloc her, I knew right away, I was going to get mscbucked. She unzipped my pants, and started to fondle my genki and play with my Sebs. She began to Darjkedidbob on my bearded_jarl. It was the best Hebedee I've ever had! I reached down and started to Flirb her Wuss. I lifted up her skirt to check out her lassev, but she became LividDK27 got Spooked. That's ok, I thought I saw a litte mavispoo in there anyway. It was Stinkywrix!I turned her around and began to go SavageX on her quesadilla_red. She wanted me to put a Masq on my fishstickz because she didn't want a bun in her Ruthven, but I told her not to worry, I was a happydud. I could feel my Bobberts swelling and filling with baconfish! I Glyded my Schming in an out of her Cool Matty. I couldn't hold back any longer, so I went for the SF_Gold. I shot my sEmon all over her smocc. Talk about a money•bie shot! After we were finished, I asked her, "I was great, wasn't it !?" And she said, "Obi_Kwiet, that was way too FastGamerr".

You left me out, you *******.
I could have been pubic hair.

Win.

-OMG.

You are a sad, sad man.

(woot! I'm in there!)

5'd for gebohq myself.

Edit: And I agree. The possibilites with 'bearded_jarl' are endless. Endless.

You freaking beast machine.

Amusing, but...

Damn, that was some crazy writing.

Gr8

i don't want to be his genki

Why am I not in there? Everyone knows I should be.

eesh, spes or staffords could be so kinky

Hahaha!
I guess you were just too easy..

I'm in there!

[:( I'm sperm.]

Don't you mean sEmon?

Yes.

That was hilarious. I absolutely loved it. Do more, please.

I also think Zecks and bearded_jarl should be in there. There's so many ways you can work it in.

No pun intended.

So is this really an attempt at being funny, or did you try getting at me with this crap about my cheating ex?

agreed,

Shame you cant use Ruthven for anything tho

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

now that was really cool, heh.

i see SF_Gold is also in it : D

That was funny, but, um, wow.

How is it possible that you left out Zecks?

Also, WTF?

I almost choked when I read Emon's part. Haha, that was awesome (and I got to be in it :D)

Great. Make more.

YAY! I feel so loved.

Loved it. Make more. It turns me on.

Yay, I'm featured! My name rhyming with something is put to good use!

YES ITS ALL ABOUT YOU BECAUSE THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND YOUR LIFE AND EVERYONE CARES ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU

Lack of glydeing in and out makes it a crap story.

Hah... that was awesome! Definitely make more!

You forgot to mention she was Anovis on how to do it.

[QUOTE=Mr. Stafford]YES ITS ALL ABOUT YOU BECAUSE THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND YOUR LIFE AND EVERYONE CARES ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU[/QUOTE]

Oh shut the **** up, moron.

3 2 1 FIGHT!

I think he just used usernames, and Jessgirl was the only one that really worked. Why is there such a big problem?

Why is Jessgirl the only one that worked?

Her name was Maevie, and she was beautiful
Her name was Sugarless, and she was beautiful
Her name was Milady, and she was beautiful
Her name was Brian, and she was beautiful
Her name was BuritoDelight, and she was beautiful
Her name was Missfire, and she was beautiful
Her name was Rob, and she was beautiful
Her name was Gnostica, and she was beautiful

And those people, for the most part, are actually Massassians. Whereas Jessgirl only posted on here what, 3 times?

I DO NOT SEE BLOODSHED. WHY DO I NOT SEE BLOODSHED YET?

Oh. There he is.

>.>

I am in there.

oh god.



Hilarious though.