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Massassi Sexy Story
2006-05-06, 2:59 PM #41
Originally posted by Jepman:
Why is Jessgirl the only one that worked?

Her name was Maevie, and she was beautiful
Her name was Sugarless, and she was beautiful
Her name was Milady, and she was beautiful
Her name was Brian, and she was beautiful
Her name was BuritoDelight, and she was beautiful
Her name was Missfire, and she was beautiful
Her name was Rob, and she was beautiful
Her name was Gnostica, and she was beautiful

And those people, for the most part, are actually Massassians. Whereas Jessgirl only posted on here what, 3 times?


Do any of those usernames have anything to do with the word girl? No. The context of the joke was that the things sounded like what they were. A simple name would not do.
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2006-05-06, 3:02 PM #42
Milady kinda works. But I think ]-[ is trying to make sure he doesn't make any girl uncomfortable by haveing them being...well...you know....by Brian.
2006-05-06, 3:04 PM #43
I'm a penis!
"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor
2006-05-06, 3:10 PM #44
Originally posted by fishstickz:
I'm a penis!


Q-F-T for many years to come.
2006-05-06, 3:28 PM #45
Originally posted by Jepman:
Her name was Gnostica, and she was beautiful



mmmmmm, Gnostica :o

I'd hit it.

Where did she go?

I sent her a pm once. then she dissapeared and didnt come back....

Concidence?

I fear not :(
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2006-05-06, 4:18 PM #46
Amusing. Heh.
幻術
2006-05-06, 4:25 PM #47
Disturbing. :)
.
2006-05-06, 5:40 PM #48
Originally posted by ':
-[ellequin'] I shot my sEmon ...


Wow
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
-----------------------------@%
2006-05-06, 5:46 PM #49
Originally posted by Anovis:
Q-F-T for many years to come.


Wait, so the bobberts fill before firing baconfish out the fishstick?

:confused:
nope.
2006-05-06, 5:50 PM #50
Yay! New signatute! Thanks Fish.
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2006-05-06, 5:57 PM #51
Hmm, new sig that isn't working ><
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2006-05-06, 5:58 PM #52
This thread is so awesome, it should go into the awesome thread.
2006-05-06, 6:01 PM #53
Originally posted by Deadman:
Hmm, new sig that isn't working ><


-edit- nevermind, yay!
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2006-05-06, 6:52 PM #54
I will work on another one soon. Give me ideas for "eupemisms". Categories, preferably, so I coan replace the 'naughty' words with words from that particular category.
2006-05-06, 7:49 PM #55
:D
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2006-05-06, 8:25 PM #56
No imsoshort? ITS A CALAMITY!

[Please add me..]
2006-05-06, 8:31 PM #57
imsoshort yectiwang
2006-05-06, 10:06 PM #58
The stories are basically going to be all the same, the only differences are the words used to replace the bad words. In this case, I used Massassi usernames. Next time I might use flowers, or technology, or sports, or TV shows, or who knows what. Give me a few ideas, or feel free to try it on your own.
2006-05-06, 10:28 PM #59
Tony Danza!
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-05-07, 12:43 AM #60
I don't really understand the point of this.
But I guess I don't want to understand it either :D
"You want the truth?! You can't handle the truth!! No truth-handler you!! Bah!! I deride your truth-handling ability!!"
2006-05-07, 7:06 AM #61
Hehehehe good stuff
/fluffle
2006-05-07, 11:49 AM #62
*paitently awaiting installment 2.....
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2006-05-07, 12:12 PM #63
I am now in two people's sigs for my amazing quotes this week.

I win the forums.
"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor
2006-05-07, 12:12 PM #64
WHOOHOO. I SCORED THEM BOLLOCKS.

i'm a real man of the north.
"NAILFACE" - spe
2006-05-08, 4:52 AM #65
Originally posted by ':
-[ellequin']I turned her around and began to go SavageX on her quesadilla_red


*dies laughing*
ORJ / My Level: ORJ Temple Tournament I
2006-05-08, 10:29 AM #66
I'm torn between horror and amusement. I chose amusement :p
Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.
2006-05-08, 11:34 AM #67
A minor update.

I am going to work on another one soon. Maybe it will become a weekly thing. I ran out of fitting usernames, though. Any other ideas for 'replacement' words? Categories. I could do one about computers using only computer parts/names, books titles, movies, toys, etc.
2006-05-08, 4:31 PM #68
Tony Danza!
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-05-08, 5:05 PM #69
not where i would fit in...
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
2006-05-09, 10:51 PM #70
Haha cool. I'm a verb for something dirty hehe.
The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!
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