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Strawberries
2006-05-18, 8:14 PM #1
Jewel Staite eating a strawberry is the epitome of heaven in my tv.

Good night everyone. I'm going to go cuddle my pillow now.
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Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-05-18, 8:16 PM #2
I hate eating strawberries.

I love watching hot women eat them though.
2006-05-18, 8:16 PM #3
Where did you see this?


WHERE!?
I had a blog. It sucked.
2006-05-18, 8:21 PM #4
<3
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2006-05-18, 8:27 PM #5
so apparantly before firefly jewel saite was on a longrunning canadian cop show, playing some detectives daughter. my mom watches it. forget what its called.
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2006-05-18, 8:30 PM #6
Pfft, Jepman, your screenshot is small and inferior.

[http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/9522/vlcsnap8321379ap.jpg]
Stuff
2006-05-18, 8:50 PM #7
Originally posted by Anovis:
I hate eating strawberries.

I love watching hot women eat them though.



Feeding hot women strawberries is even better! :D
Pissed Off?
2006-05-18, 8:57 PM #8
I agree with the above sentiment :o
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2006-05-18, 8:58 PM #9
I know from personal experience. :em321:
Pissed Off?
2006-05-18, 9:17 PM #10
note to self: never eat strawberries in front of male friends again
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2006-05-18, 9:35 PM #11
Pfft, kyle90, your screenshot is static and unmoving.

[http://random-m.com/images/179684333_strawberry.gif]
Stuff
2006-05-18, 9:37 PM #12
Holy hell you guys are way too obsessed.

*saves*
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2006-05-18, 10:28 PM #13
I've never understood peoples' fetish with women eating fruit. I'm glad I never will.
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2006-05-18, 10:31 PM #14
Originally posted by sugarless5:
note to self: never eat strawberries in front of male friends again


Unless you want to get a guy's attention. It'll work wonders.
Pissed Off?
2006-05-18, 10:32 PM #15
Avenger wants women to pay attention to HIS fruits.
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2006-05-18, 10:34 PM #16
Fruit is nothing but ripened plant ovaries... maybe subconciously males think they're seeing some sort of lesbian act?
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2006-05-18, 10:38 PM #17
"Fruit is nothing but ripened plant ovaries..."

You're taking things way too literally.
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2006-05-18, 10:44 PM #18
Originally posted by Echoman:
Avenger wants women to pay attention to HIS fruits.


Just one, actually. :p
Pissed Off?
2006-05-18, 10:52 PM #19
Originally posted by Avenger:
Just one, actually. :p


oh my god... heh

you might want to specify whether you mean one "fruit" or one woman. ;)
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2006-05-18, 11:35 PM #20
Originally posted by sugarless5:
note to self: never eat strawberries in front of male friends again


Sorry to burst your bubble, sugarless, but if you're trying to avoid turning on your male friends, you're going to have to roll around in filth and put a paper bag over your head. Even then, that might not work. It's a sad fact that a lot of us guys are just too easy to please. I don't blame you for trying though.
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2006-05-18, 11:37 PM #21
Originally posted by Gebohq:
Sorry to burst your bubble, sugarless, but if you're trying to avoid turning on your male friends, you're going to have to roll around in filth and put a paper bag over your head. Even then, that might not work. It's a sad fact that a lot of us guys are just too easy to please. I don't blame you for trying though.

OMG a hot woman rolling around in filth and covering her head with a bag . . . get out of my mind !!!!!
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2006-05-19, 12:39 AM #22
Boys eating bananas.
2006-05-19, 12:48 AM #23
Jepman: are you just watching this for the first time?

It's from a science-fiction show called Firefly, in case anyone doesn't know.
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2006-05-19, 3:51 AM #24
Originally posted by Tracer:
Jepman: are you just watching this for the first time?

It's from a science-fiction show called Firefly, in case anyone doesn't know.


Yup. And I decided to share my delight.
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2006-05-19, 3:51 AM #25
Originally posted by Freelancer:
Fruit is nothing but ripened plant ovaries... maybe subconciously males think they're seeing some sort of lesbian act?


You're digging a little too deep, nerdboy :p
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
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2006-05-19, 4:08 AM #26
Originally posted by sugarless5:
note to self: never eat strawberries in front of male friends again


Damnit woman! You defeat the whole purpose of this thread. :(
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-05-19, 4:16 AM #27
its a shame i cant find a bigger picture of Jewel Wraith.

[http://jewel-staite.net/images/roles_atlantis.jpg]
2006-05-19, 4:59 AM #28
Keep your disgusting star gate pictures to yourself! This is a thread of beauty and strawberry delights! And sugarless fun-breaking <= :( !
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
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2006-05-19, 7:39 AM #29
Que Vegar's obligatory Jewel Staite post in 5... 4...
2006-05-19, 7:49 AM #30
Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet:
Cue Lucky-V's obligatory Jewel Staite post in 5... 4...


Fixed.
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2006-05-19, 9:48 AM #31
Originally posted by Freelancer:
oh my god... heh

you might want to specify whether you mean one "fruit" or one woman. ;)


Maybe I mean both, or not. :p

Originally posted by Gebohq:
Sorry to burst your bubble, sugarless, but if you're trying to avoid turning on your male friends, you're going to have to roll around in filth and put a paper bag over your head. Even then, that might not work. It's a sad fact that a lot of us guys are just too easy to please. I don't blame you for trying though.


Sad but true.
Pissed Off?
2006-05-19, 11:07 AM #32
Originally posted by Jepman:
Damnit woman! You defeat the whole purpose of this thread. :(


Hey, it's better than being on the opposite end of the scale and being a big-*** tease. That's just mean.
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2006-05-19, 11:28 AM #33
Originally posted by Gebohq:
Hey, it's better than being on the opposite end of the scale and being a big-*** tease. That's just mean.


Dunno, man, I like teasing girls.
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2006-05-19, 11:41 AM #34
Originally posted by Tracer:
Jepman: are you just watching this for the first time?

It's from a science-fiction show called Firefly, in case anyone doesn't know.

Wait.. that's from a Firefly episode?!

I demand to know which one.
:|
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2006-05-19, 11:46 AM #35
THE FIRST ONE

Well the second one, technically, I suppose. The second part of a two-part pilot
2006-05-19, 11:57 AM #36
Originally posted by Jepman:
Dunno, man, I like teasing girls.


I ain't saying I never want a girl to flirt with me or anything even if she doesn't want to do stuff -- far from it. Just sayin' that I ain't gonna blame a lady for tryin' to be honest.

In any case, most of us guys are used to this sort of thing, so sugarless, I would say to just relax and do your normal thing. Give us guys some credit. Besides, I'd worry more about sending off the wrong signals giving guys lapdances (*cough*) then just eating a strawberry... -_-.
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2006-05-19, 11:59 AM #37
Anyone else think it's kinda creepy that Geb remembers that picture?
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2006-05-19, 12:05 PM #38
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
Anyone else think it's kinda creepy that Geb remembers that picture?


I've heard the story in person more than once (and it's a story better told in person). I remember she posted that because I made a post on that thread shortly after. But yeah, I can see where you're coming from, Sarn, and my official response to that is I don't care. So :p
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2006-05-19, 12:06 PM #39
They're on to you, Geb...
2006-05-19, 12:28 PM #40
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
Wait.. that's from a Firefly episode?!

I demand to know which one.
:|


Yeah, Serenity. I highly recommed it. :banned:
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