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What do you say when you need to pee?

2006-05-22, 9:15 PM #1

KOP_Snake

Snake in the Brass

Posts: 2,842

Well, what DO YOU SAY???

(a poll is coming, for those who are so impatient)

"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."

2006-05-22, 9:17 PM #2

landfish

'splodes

Posts: 4,543

massassi has the strangest polls.

free(jin);
tofu sucks

2006-05-22, 9:22 PM #3

kyle90

Laser Lover

Posts: 8,450

"take a leak" or "go to the bathroom", depending on company.

Stuff

2006-05-22, 9:24 PM #4

Space_Bandit

You stole my heart

Posts: 1,173

Where's "I gotta drain my lizard" ?

Edit: Nevermind

"DON'T TASE ME BRO!" lol

2006-05-22, 9:24 PM #5

BoricuaDelight

wannabe cam..girl..

Posts: 1,919

i gotta tinkle, or i gotta pee. but norm I use tinkle

2006-05-22, 9:25 PM #6

KOP_Snake

Snake in the Brass

Posts: 2,842

Originally posted by Space_Bandit:

Where's "I gotta drain my lizard" ?

Lizard falls under "other reptile".

"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."

2006-05-22, 9:25 PM #7

Koobie

Registered User

Posts: 7,354

"Excuse me ladies and gentlemen, I need to urinate."

No, really.

幻術

2006-05-22, 9:25 PM #8

Spook

-eeeee

Posts: 5,963

I gotta piss

or

I'm making a head call

or

complete the water cycle

Epstein didn't kill himself.

2006-05-22, 9:26 PM #9

KOP_Snake

Snake in the Brass

Posts: 2,842

Damn! If only I could edit this poll... I underestimated the amount of possible expressions.

"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."

2006-05-22, 9:28 PM #10

Space_Bandit

You stole my heart

Posts: 1,173

Originally posted by KOP_Snake:

Lizard falls under "other reptile".

Fine! Salamander, they're amphibians :p

"DON'T TASE ME BRO!" lol

2006-05-22, 9:29 PM #11

ECHOMAN

"Has it won yet?"

Posts: 17,215

You forgot the classic "nature is calling."

SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
-----------------------------@%

2006-05-22, 10:04 PM #12

-Monoxide-

Banned

Posts: 2,813

I say "I gotta go drain my main vein."

2006-05-22, 10:06 PM #13

Avenger

Positive!

Posts: 19,146

"I have to take a piss" most of the time.

Pissed Off?

2006-05-22, 10:08 PM #14

Nikumubeki

NIKVMVS-REX-TODOA

Posts: 17,541

"Gotta go to the toilet"

Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum

2006-05-22, 10:09 PM #15

roxima

Former Mexican Red Dish

Posts: 2,074

"I have to pee!" This phrase is usually accompanied by a dance of some sorts.

"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."

2006-05-22, 10:15 PM #16

Roach

Registered User

Posts: 5,275

She dances when others inform her that they need to urinate as well...

omnia mea mecum porto

2006-05-22, 10:29 PM #17

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

I tend not to tell anyone.

I just ask "yo where's the shi**er?"

Then i find the room, and let loose.

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2006-05-22, 10:43 PM #18

Acharjay

Quick! Someone call a doctor!g

Posts: 2,498

"I need to go to the bathroom."

"Well ain't that a merry jelly." - FastGamerr

"You can actually see the waves of me not caring in the air." - fishstickz

2006-05-23, 1:57 AM #19

llibja

RotM_igotissues

Posts: 2,005

Usually something with the word piss in it.

"Honey, you got real ugly."

2006-05-23, 2:16 AM #20

lassev

Tells It Like It Is

Posts: 2,827

Very often I use a traditional Finnish one: "Gotta go throw water" (or something like that, translated).

Frozen in the past by ICARUS

2006-05-23, 3:40 AM #21

Deadman

twitches

Posts: 6,222

I never say anything at all, I just go.
Unless I'm working with someone, then I say "toilet" and off I go.

You can't judge a book by it's file size

2006-05-23, 4:03 AM #22

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Originally posted by 7:

massassi has the strangest polls.

Well thats an odd thing to say before going to the bathroom. O.o

For me, I just say, "Got places to go. People to see."

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2006-05-23, 4:27 AM #23

SavageX378

Lizard-Makin' Man

Posts: 3,619

Stop stealing my thunder!

The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!

2006-05-23, 5:12 AM #24

gbk

Posts: 10,562

"Its my audition night at the porcelain auditorium"

"Ive gotta go see a man about a horse"

"Ive gotta go bleed the lizard"

"Ive gotta go water the plants"

"Ive gotta go take the Browns to the Superbowl"

..You get the idea...

And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.

2006-05-23, 5:14 AM #25

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

Posts: 8,804

Go to the restroom

2006-05-23, 5:22 AM #26

Nitropenguin

Penguin Type-R

Posts: 639

Originally posted by Koobie:

"Excuse me ladies and gentlemen, I need to urinate."

No, really.

LIES! - "I need to use the facilities." hah.

i never say anything it will spoil the suprise.

Pie.

2006-05-23, 5:48 AM #27

SavageX378

Lizard-Makin' Man

Posts: 3,619

Whenever I take a piss, I either say "I need to take a piss", "I need to pee", "I need to take a leak", or (when I'm being goofy) "I need to extract the contents from my bladder."

When I need to take a dump, it's "I need to take a ****", "I need to poo", "I need to take a dump", or (when I'm being goofy yet again), "I need to jettison some fecal matter from my lower region".

The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!

2006-05-23, 5:51 AM #28

Spork

Junior Vice-President

Posts: 6,279

Originally posted by Acharjay:

"I need to go to the bathroom."

Yup me too.

The Massassi-Map
There is no spoon.

2006-05-23, 6:14 AM #29

Yecti

Actually That Big

Posts: 4,084

Originally posted by SavageX378:

minus the goofy ones

-=I'm the wang of this here site, and it's HUGE! So just imagine how big I am.=-
1337Yectiwan
The OSC Empire
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On

2006-05-23, 6:20 AM #30

yodason45

Native American

Posts: 240

"****..............I gotta Peee" Or "Piss"

My Main Objective------ Is to make Jk Real......No i mean Really Real.

2006-05-23, 6:23 AM #31

Axis

Of Evil!!

Posts: 3,164

Excuse me. I need to go to the bathroom for a moment.

2006-05-23, 6:42 AM #32

DEFINOTELY NOT SPE

Banned

Posts: 8,138

had on a second i need a slash

2006-05-23, 6:47 AM #33

Axis

Of Evil!!

Posts: 3,164

[http://e.1asphost.com/TedNation/Yel_Riv.jpg]

2006-05-23, 8:11 AM #34

IRG SithLord

Babykilla

Posts: 2,639

"Time for a nature break."
"I gotta go make water."
"I gotta bleed the lizard."
"Gonna unleash my stream of justice."

2006-05-23, 8:31 AM #35

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

[QUOTE=Mr. Stafford]had on a second i need a slash[/QUOTE]
.

nope.

2006-05-23, 8:34 AM #36

JDKNITE188

C is for cookie
and cookie is for me

Posts: 2,425

"I need to go to the bathroom" (WHY IS THIS NOT AN OPTION?)

2006-05-23, 9:12 AM #37

dak354

Registered User

Posts: 64

"Gotta drain the main vein."

"We have first raised a dust and then complain we cannot see." - George Berkeley

2006-05-23, 9:18 AM #38

Wolfy

I TYPE LOUD

Posts: 10,623

Depends. Am I in the shower?

the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken

2006-05-23, 9:45 AM #39

money•bie

••ps, I did it again

Posts: 2,735

Yeah, I just say I need to take a shower

2006-05-23, 10:13 AM #40

Professor

Registered User

Posts: 56

Where's "I gotta take The Wiz" and "I need to Wii"?