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What do you say when you need to pee?
2006-05-23, 10:29 AM #41
I need a piss/a leak/a slash.

My personal favourite is after you've practically nuked the bathroom, you can walk out with a proud smile and say "I chernobylised it!".
2006-05-23, 1:00 PM #42
Quote:
"Ive gotta go take the Browns to the Superbowl"


So then you get on the toilet, and sit there for 17 weeks. At the end you are so disappointed as you realize the Browns will NEVER make it to the superbowl.
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2006-05-23, 1:03 PM #43
Originally posted by 7:
massassi has the strangest polls.


That's a new one for me.

>_>
<_<



I used to say "I have to drain my komodo" but that got old real fast.


Also, some of my friends say "I have to go take a crunch" when referring to the smellier form of human waste management.
"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."
2006-05-23, 1:17 PM #44
Originally posted by Recusant:
I need a piss/a leak/a slash.

My personal favourite is after you've practically nuked the bathroom, you can walk out with a proud smile and say "I chernobylised it!".

slash?

emo kid.
Pie.
2006-05-23, 1:49 PM #45
I need to urinate.

Bunch of infants.
2006-05-23, 1:58 PM #46
I gotta take a piss

or...

I need to visit the urination station.
Author of the JK levels:
Sand Trap & Sand Trap (Night)

2006-05-23, 2:01 PM #47
"I have to use the bathroom" or "I have to use the men's room"
Steal my dreams and sell them back to me.....
2006-05-23, 2:04 PM #48
Originally posted by Nitropenguin:
slash?

emo kid.


Or just a common brit.
nope.
2006-05-23, 5:28 PM #49
Neccessito hacer peepee.
-There are easier things in life than finding a good woman, like nailing Jello to a tree, for instance

Tazz
2006-05-23, 5:57 PM #50
"Pardon me, but I must facilitate my carbon-based shell's requirement of urinary waste disposal."
"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."
2006-05-23, 6:08 PM #51
I just kinda go in my diaper :confused:
2006-05-23, 6:21 PM #52
I say all kinds of things... anything I can come up with.

Over here they say stuff like (roughly translated):

"I'm gonna give my fellow a hand"
ORJ / My Level: ORJ Temple Tournament I
2006-05-23, 6:38 PM #53
Originally posted by ORJ_JoS:
Over here they say stuff like (roughly translated):

"I'm gonna give my fellow a hand"


See, when I read that, urinating wasn't the first penicular function that came to mind.
"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."
2006-05-23, 6:39 PM #54
I HAVE TO PEE!
2006-05-23, 7:13 PM #55
I little something for WoW junkies out there:

http://www.worldofwar.net/comics/heroesofwow/chapter15/index.php
The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!
2006-05-23, 10:55 PM #56
"Time to pay the water bill."
2006-05-24, 1:18 PM #57
"I've gotta piss like a pregnant woman."
2006-05-24, 1:54 PM #58
tinkle from now on
former entrepreneur
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