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Q. What did the stereotypically Italian basketball player say to his teammate?

2006-06-05, 5:58 PM #1

SAJN

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A. Pasta ball to me!

Lawl. Joke thread. Post em.

Think while it's still legal.

2006-06-05, 5:58 PM #2

Thrawn[numbarz]

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jews like money, lol

2006-06-05, 6:01 PM #3

Yecti

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Originally posted by 'Thrawn[numbarz:

']jews like money, lol

so does everybody else! LOLZ

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2006-06-05, 6:02 PM #4

Tibby

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Originally posted by 'Thrawn[numbarz:

']jews like money, lol

You know who didn't like jews?

Hitler

2006-06-05, 6:02 PM #5

SAJN

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Aaron is just bitter because he's a money grubbing jew. Oi vey.

:ninja:

Think while it's still legal.

2006-06-05, 6:02 PM #6

Zloc_Vergo

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lawl, thrawn r t3h comedian.

Doctor calls his patient in one day.

"What's up?" the guy says to his doctor.

"Well, I've got bad and worse news. I'll give you the bad news first. You've only got 24 hours to live." the doctor solemnly told him.

"Oh no...and the worse news?" the guy inquired, sadly.

"I forgot to call you yesterday."

I had a blog. It sucked.

2006-06-05, 6:03 PM #7

Grismath

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You know who didn't like Hitler?

Everybody but you zomg Godwin'd. :psyduck:

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2006-06-05, 6:03 PM #8

Thrawn[numbarz]

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seriously folks, how about that viagra

2006-06-05, 6:09 PM #9

Avp2MattJa

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i got another doctor joke....

"What's up?" the guy says to his doctor.

"Well, I've got bad and good news. I'll give you the bad news first. "Since your moms heartattack, your going to have to take care of your mom. She needs to be fed baby food for the rest of her life, 10 times a day. She will need to be changed around 5 time day." the doctor solemnly told him.

"Oh no...and the good news?" the guy inquired, sadly.

"LMAO im just kidding with you, your moms dead!"

Matt

2006-06-05, 6:11 PM #10

SAJN

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0_o

A man goes to the doctor and the doctor says to the man "I'm sorry, you don't have very long to live..." the man asks "How long?" The doctor replies "10" the man asks "10 what? Years? Months?" The doctor replies "9"

Think while it's still legal.

2006-06-05, 6:15 PM #11

Antony

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Dead Baby.

lol

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2006-06-05, 6:32 PM #12

SavageX378

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How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!

2006-06-05, 6:32 PM #13

Seb

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what's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff?

having a friend wait for him with a pitchfork below.

"NAILFACE" - spe

2006-06-05, 6:45 PM #14

Petmc.

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Why does time go so fast in Italy?

Because everytime you turn around, you see a dego

(Dont worry, I am Italian, lol)

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2006-06-05, 7:04 PM #15

saberopus

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Doctor Joke:

Man goes in to his doctor, and after the checkup the doctor says "I'm afraid I have some bad news... You have cancer and alzheimer's disease."

The man replies "Well doctor, at least I don't have cancer"

2006-06-05, 7:23 PM #16

Cool Matty

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Originally posted by Avp2MattJa:

You totally ripped that off the Blue Collar comedy tour.

2006-06-05, 7:23 PM #17

kyle90

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So there's this old guy who's starting to have some trouble, you know, getting it up. So he goes to the doctor to see if he can get a prescription for viagra. Unfortunately, the doctor diagnosed him with a very rare erectile disorder where you only have a certain finite number of erections until it just no longer works. The doctor said he probably only had 10 erections left.

So he goes home and he tells his wife the news.

"That's awful," she says, "but we should probably start figuring out how we're going to use those last 10."

"Oh don't worry," he says, "I've got a list written down already. Too bad for you though that you aren't on it anywhere."

Stuff

2006-06-05, 7:25 PM #18

The Last True Evil

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A woman walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like a double entendre, please."

So he gives her one.

The Last True Evil - consistent nobody in the Discussion Forum since 1998

2006-06-05, 7:27 PM #19

saberopus

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[QUOTE=Cool Matty]You totally ripped that off the Blue Collar comedy tour.[/QUOTE]

Ripped that off? When did anyone claim to be the author of their jokes. Most jokes are "ripped off" from somewhere else anyway.

2006-06-05, 7:29 PM #20

DrkJedi82

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[QUOTE=The Last True Evil]A woman walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like a double entendre, please."

So he gives her one.[/QUOTE]

eat right, exercise, die anyway

2006-06-05, 7:30 PM #21

DEFINOTELY NOT SPE

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why did the scarecrow win a nobel prize?

because he was out standing in his field.

2006-06-05, 7:39 PM #22

DrkJedi82

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what did the cheeseburger say to the french fry?

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...

...

...

...

nothing you idiot cheeseburgers don't talk

eat right, exercise, die anyway

2006-06-05, 7:42 PM #23

SavageX378

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Why did the skeleton NOT cross the road?

He didn't have the guts to do it.

The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!

2006-06-05, 7:46 PM #24

Avp2MattJa

If the world didnt suck, everyone would fall off

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[QUOTE=Cool Matty]You totally ripped that off the Blue Collar comedy tour.[/QUOTE]

yeah... :gbk:

saw it last night, i was laughin my *** off

Matt

2006-06-05, 8:05 PM #25

mscbuck

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Two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. One drops a bar of soap, the other picks up a typewriter.....

"His Will Was Set, And Only Death Would Break It"

"None knows what the new day shall bring him"

2006-06-05, 8:07 PM #26

Zloc_Vergo

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Originally posted by mscbuck:

Two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. One drops a bar of soap, the other picks up a typewriter.....

No one I told this to understood it. They obviously lack a sense of rumor.

I had a blog. It sucked.

2006-06-05, 8:22 PM #27

Sol

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What happened to Johnny's dinner?

He ATE it! :v:

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Got a stretch to my stride;
a stroll to my step;

2006-06-05, 8:25 PM #28

ragna

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Originally posted by mscbuck:

Two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. One drops a bar of soap, the other picks up a typewriter.....

besides the picture being slightly off, i dont see how this is funny...

2006-06-05, 9:32 PM #29

Zloc_Vergo

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What's brown and sticky?

....

...

....

little bit more...

A stick!

I had a blog. It sucked.

2006-06-05, 9:45 PM #30

SithGhost

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A penguin is having car trouble, so he makes a trip to the mechanic. The mechanic says, "Well, I'm not entirely sure what's wrong with it, but come back in about 20 minutes and I'll be able to tell you what it is." So the penguin goes out and buys an ice cream cone. Unfortunately, because penguins don't have hands, the ice cream ends up all over his face. He goes back to the mechanic, and the mechanic says, "You blew a seal." The penguin, says, "No! It's an ice cream cone!"

2006-06-05, 9:49 PM #31

Zloc_Vergo

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haha, I'll have to remember that last one.

I had a blog. It sucked.

2006-06-05, 10:10 PM #32

Stinkywrix

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Q. How many Italians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: 2. One to screw in the lightbulb, the other to shoot the witness.

2006-06-06, 2:02 AM #33

Nikumubeki

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lawl americans

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2006-06-06, 4:56 AM #34

Deadman

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I know of what is possibly the worst ever dead baby joke... So tempting to say it but I have a feeling it wouldn't go down well here.

You can't judge a book by it's file size

2006-06-06, 4:59 AM #35

Nikumubeki

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Say it! Say it like Judy Collins!

Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum

2006-06-06, 5:13 AM #36

Spook

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Originally posted by Deadman:

I know of what is possibly the worst ever dead baby joke... So tempting to say it but I have a feeling it wouldn't go down well here.

Do it, do it, do it.

Epstein didn't kill himself.

2006-06-06, 5:22 AM #37

Spi Waterwing

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A lady walks into a bar, and sits down. The man next to her, who is obviously a bit tipsy, says, "Ya know, if you drink what I'm drinking, you'll be able to fly." She says, "Prove it."
So they go up on the roof. The man jumps off, flies around the block 3 times, and lands back on the roof.
The lady says, "I don't believe it. Do it again." So the man jumps off, flies around the block 3 times, and lands back on the roof.
The lady says, "I've got to try this." She goes back downstairs and finishes off the man's drink. Then she goes back up on the roof, jumps off, falls to the ground, and dies.
The man comes back downstairs. The bartender says to him, "Superman, you're a devil when you're drunk."

2006-06-06, 5:29 AM #38

DEFINOTELY NOT SPE

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Originally posted by ragna:

besides the picture being slightly off, i dont see how this is funny...

the point is it makes no sense, the buzz is that you get a reaction from someone who laughs at it and claims to understand it, then you laugh at them for being dumb.

Its a stupid joke if you ask me,

2006-06-06, 6:14 AM #39

Simbachu

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-How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb?

-??

-50. One to change it and 49 to take away the rest of the lightbulbs as evidence.

VTEC just kicked in, yo!

2006-06-06, 6:21 AM #40

Impi

THX

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There were zwei peanuts walking down der Strasse, and one was assaulted...peanut.

lol

Sorry for the lousy German