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Q. What did the stereotypically Italian basketball player say to his teammate?

2006-06-06, 8:28 AM #41

Alan

Boneless Chicken Wings

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[QUOTE=Victor Van Dort]0_o

A man goes to the doctor and the doctor says to the man "I'm sorry, you don't have very long to live..." the man asks "How long?" The doctor replies "10" the man asks "10 what? Years? Months?" The doctor replies "9"[/QUOTE]

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2006-06-06, 9:23 AM #42

Baconfish

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There were two fish sitting in a tank and one says the to the other "You man the artillery gun, I'll drive."

nope.

2006-06-07, 3:58 AM #43

Spork

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What's worse than 2 dead babies nailed to a tree?

One dead baby nailed to 2 trees

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There is no spoon.

2006-06-07, 4:40 AM #44

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

What happens if you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans?

The black one steals your watch.

Why don't you hit a black man on a bike?

It might be yours.

Sorry Ubuu

Why don't you pee up hill in a storm?

Because you get a damn new custom title on the Massassi Forums :mad:

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Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2006-06-07, 6:25 AM #45

Tazz

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Originally posted by Avp2MattJa:

i got another doctor joke....

"What's up?" the guy says to his doctor.

"Well, I've got bad and good news. I'll give you the bad news first. "Since your moms heartattack, your going to have to take care of your mom. She needs to be fed baby food for the rest of her life, 10 times a day. She will need to be changed around 5 time day." the doctor solemnly told him.

"Oh no...and the good news?" the guy inquired, sadly.

"LMAO im just kidding with you, your moms dead!"

Someone watched Blue Collar: One For The Road on the Comedy Channel.

can't wait for that dvd.

-There are easier things in life than finding a good woman, like nailing Jello to a tree, for instance

Tazz