Post things you know about Massassians!

Kyle90 : lives in ontario, makes hilarious cartoons

Gebohq : lives in maryland, loves writing, wants a girl, is tall

Shintock : lives in montreal, likes beer, music, has spikey hair, screwed a fat girl while drunk

Seb : lives in quebec, likes beer, music, playing guitar

Sugarless : lives in Maryland, falls while doing lapdances, until recently did not cook

JediKirby : lives on earth, small, bitter and sometimes rude little man, quite awesome, AKA the Dwarf Knight, is bisexual

JediGandalf : Is confused about his facial hair, awesome at maths, all around great guy

Brian : Once lived in Washington, loves snowboarding, hurts himself trying to save frogs, awesome asian wife, used to be in the army, once hated me.

Thrawn : lives somewhere, has major chin hair, pretty damn good scratcher

Uberslug : Not Thrawn. 13 years old. Still awesome for his age. Makes hilarious cartoons.

More to come but I better get back to work.

You forgot about Thrawn being a damn good modeler.

I didn't know that. :p

Kedri: Our beloved spanish God.

Spiral: Has an awesome mod in progress (partially released) and is insanely good at masks and Halloween in general. Works at Universal.

Maevie: Brit, common resident of #teapot, origin of "coned", GIRL ZOMG, plays Starcraft

Jon`C: Programmer of awesomeness, such as the SITH2 engine.

GBK: Only Massassian to have his picture made into a smilie. Made a level to a girl he wishes he had. Communicates only in

MZZT: PHP mastar, wrote the script for NeSI, wrote a replacement program for Patch Commander (Patch Enforcer), is hosted by me.

Edit: Spork nees to change his name to something other than an S word, its too confusing!

jedikirby - lives in minnesota

genk - lives in minnesota

monoxide - lives in minnesota

cazor - lives in minnesota

bah there are more... (myself included)

Actually CM, it's gone through a couple name changes since then

CM - My webhost guy, hates Apache 2 with a passion. Loves Apache 1 with an insane passion.

Gebohq - ISB, 'nuff said.

landfish - 'splodes

Deadman - twitches

Blood_Asp - makes awesome maps, is good at April Fools jokes too.

Nikumubeki - says many quotable things. Probably the center of attention at cocktail parties. Hails from Finland.

Jon`C - The C in his name does not stand for the programming language, but it COULD.

Dj-Yoshi - YOUR OPINION IS WRONG.

maeve - maeve in a matchbox. BRITLANDER.

Grismath - Maker of strange games that never make any sense to me but end as soon as I start to enjoy them.

SavageX - Needs to go back to work on Fatal Resistance.

[QUOTE=The Mega-ZZTer]landfish - 'splodes[/QUOTE]
I DO MORE THAN JUST 'SPLODE. I AM NOT YOUR 'SPLODE WHORE.

Jepman : Is with out a doubt the smartest rabbit in the world.
Thrawn : Is addicted to colons and Ps.
SF_Gold : Despises homosexuals, and makes fan movies about Star Wars.
Zloc : Is a fellow 13 year old. WE WILL CONQUER YOU ALL! Cleans up woods for money, likes paintball.
Jedikirby : Is short and sometimes grumpy. But on the whole a pretty cool cat.
Myself : I have Oblivion now. It rocks.
Everybody else: They just sort of pop up when needed.

YEAH, YOU ALSO LOSE MISERABLY TO ME IN SUPER SMASH BROS!

Isn't Zloc a little young for prostitution?

I would have thought so...

I know much that is hidden.

That's a lie. I know one thing. And I'm not too sure I know that.

MB - Bansticking dictator

JG - Evil wizard who isn't afraid to lock our fun threads

Sf_Gold - The core of Massassi, and our source of comedy

Uberslug - Upcoming artist

Thrawnnumbarz - Our resident DJ

THRAWN - Hates his mom and enjoys breaking the law

Dj Yoshi - Enjoys debating

JediKirby - Resident badass mother phreaking midget

Genki - Never wears pants

Dud - Resident crossdressing, black belt wielding, unicycling, parkour master

CoolMatty - A secret female and webhost for many

Boricua - THE camhoe.

Monoxide - Satan's child, turned 16 on 6/6/6

Greenboy - Same as Monoxide

Gebohq - Nintendo fanatic

Rob - Everything he doesn't like sucks, and Nintendo > you

Tiberium Empire - Current troll, craaaappy computer, always wants shareware games

Freelancer - Yoshi's rival

Jepman - Lives to play Oblivion

Phoenix9286 - Doesn't care about Massassi anymore

Brian - The great soul harvester and ruler of Massassi.

J*ztyn - ******

kyle90 - My fellow dictator and evil scientist of Massassi

bradsh - Janitor of the forums

Brian: God.

Grismath (aka Grissle ;)): Wonderfully funny man, very intelligent, not nearly self-confident enough. Produces some of the zaniest and imaginative JK levels around. One of the very, very few to actually release a Total Conversion for JK.

Ruthven: Rabid Stargate fanboy with a bizarre fetish for skinny asian girls. British. Manic depressive. Author of the never-ending JK project, aka the Stargate TC. Dumped a promising career as an astrophysicist to pursue video game development.


I would do more, but its late and Id rather sleep.

JediKirby = Cool Matty's victim.

Shintock= lol i'm leaving massassi, noobs

Brian= lol i'm leaving massassi, noobs

gbk= used the dancing banana.

Thrawn = enjoyed 3rd place, won a T-shirt.

Freelancer = gave Sine a headache.

Maevie= "Sir-Spam-A-Lot" [sub](or something similar)[/sub]

cazor = had a threesome by himself.

Jon`C= programmer of a new JK engine > certain programmer of a new Dark Forces engine

Not to rain an anyone's parade but this might work better if everyone gave up some trivia on the person posting immediately above them, otherwise the same people get done repeatedly

eg:

Zloc_vergo: creator of the infamous gPod[sup]TM[/sup] and soon to be co-overlord of the earth.

[edit] Bah, darn Echoman ann GBK getting in sneaky posts.

anyways:

Echoman: unofficial master of the JO and JA editing forum

Bradsh - Used to be known as oSiRiS

Genki : Is the world's most trusted Genk.

Jesus: great guy. Made JEDI HIGH SCHOOL I THINK. Hes pretty gnarlee. Also: Pugler's bosom buddy

zeeeeeeep

money•bie: Is not, in fact, banned.

-And the peasents rejoiced.

It would, but then it gets stuck when anyone posts who isn't that well known, or has already been done too many times. This thread is just for people to spew random facts about people they actually know.

Dor - mouse. shunned #massassi and created the pot, is a great date
Vinny - gorgeous and doesn't know it. stuck in mormon land
Spork - arsenal fan, despite being 10,000 miles away, likes coldplay alot
Roach - mountain troll, font of bizarre knowledge, attracts psychotic women

You're just nervous because you don't know me that well.

-And on that note: DAMMIT< they took our sigs away again! But they did give us quick replies... huh... we are becoming Mass-Chan. sage

Nobody do me. You don't know me.

[QUOTE=Cool Matty]YEAH, YOU ALSO LOSE MISERABLY TO ME IN SUPER SMASH BROS![/QUOTE]
I SAID BRING IT FOOL. YOU GOT NOTHIN

JediGandalf went to Hawaii.
NoESC has trouble with cars and lives in Tennessee. He once had a puppy.
Pommy knows more Japanese than I do.
gbk looks like this:
Cazor... um... makes me think of bleach and C-3PO... and bad Matrix parodies.
Zloc is not very old.
SF_Gold seems to be hated by just about everyone here. I guess he lives in Mexico and is in a gang?
Genki always seems to look cool in the post-your-picture threads.
Oh, and landfish says wrar. At least, thats how it was when I used to visit #massassi... ages ago.
There are others, but not many.

Yay someone remembered i have ****TY computer!

YAY FOR QUICK REPLY!

Brian: Total and Complete [corrupt] ruler of massassi, REQUEST DENIED!

Tiberium_Empire: used to be known as "imsoshort", posts lots of threads, many of which get closed, and has a problem where he writes "I am" as "I'am".

MBeggar: cool guy to talk to on the phone; someone once thought his name meant that he was part of a clan called "MB" and that he was an "egger" i.e. he threw eggs at things. This is, of course, not true.

Jon'C: I used to pronounce his name as "Jon Sea" until I saw Stargate for the first time and heard of "Teal'C". He is from Alberta and is a conservative.

Jepman: sworn enemy of Hellequin, for reasons unknown (to me). Enjoys cookies and sex. Lives in that one province that is like the "special" child of Canada.

BoricuaDelight: Remembers way more 16-year-old guys' birthdays than she really should.

Martyn: is a drunkenated MANTRAIN. And a Britassian.

Jepgirl: Disapearred.... Mysteriosly....

Kyle90: Really has a lot of spare ascIII time [Psyduck anyone?]

GBK:

Avenger: has no life

Actually thats unknown to pretty much everyone, including me. I'm guessing its because I was the only one not kissing his *** in the thread Roach made about worshipping him. Either way, he came with his first attack shortly after.

*shrugs* Who knows!

lol I remembered Monoxide's cuz i was talking to him on messenger and he told me but yes yes

Happydud: Lives in MD, went to Quiet Waters Day Camp, graduating from SPHS this year, eats the flesh of young girls who think green is a verb

fishstickz: also lived in MD and went to QWDC - graduating from AHS and works with compters around billion dollar deals

Geb: one word: ISB. Also enjoys doing summer shows with Matt Martelli and eating dinner with his friends, who are quite good cooks

Jepman: survived the split between him and his cheating ex-fiancee. Admirable.

Darth Slaw: goes to VT

Ruthven: used to like young asian girls. then goth girls? I don't know. camho but not obnoxiously so. Named after his clan

Cazor: lives in MN, performed in Grease, also camho

GBK: one of our most famous massassians.

Landfish: 'Splodes, but not in a whorish kind of way

Genk: is a seal. trustworthyness is questoinable.

Hell_Raiser worked very hard on an underappreciated (albeit occasionally glitchy) many year project
Ishionu sucks.
BoriculaDelight is in love withPhotoshop ( I believe there's a law somewhere that allows you to marry inanimate objects)
Brad likes to add buttons with no artistic style.
MBeggar likes reading romance novels

And nobody knows anything about (or likes) Homicide

Ruthven: Hottie, into vampires etc

Kirby: Cool guy, once ya know him ya love him

Kieran: Smart as all hey who. Really good at figuring people out, loyal friend

Mfalse: Self proclaimed Lurker, proud father, amazing friend, loyal

TheRuleofThirds: Close with his family, still finding himself, has a love of film

Cazor: Makes movies, has caz on caz on caz sex

Schming: has TALENT when it comes to music. his band rox...yes he will be famous one day

Spiral: talented with masks, good artist (drawing etc)

Sugarless: Natural beauty and brains..take that fellas! lol

Achelois: Awesome hair

Brian: Head honcho

Mbeggar: administrator

JediGandalf: The Jedi Wizard

DJ Yoshi: Dammit he will prove his point


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I'll think of more later

I obviously don't piss enough people off anymore.

Oh, you couldn't be more wrong.

Darth Evad - Is Pissed Off

MFalse - Has a Big Ego which he stole from Jim

Gebohq - Works for the government at Gebo H.Q.

JediKirby - Hit the red button

Jepman - Thinks he's a real Canadian

Shintock - Keeps leaving massassi, but he always comes back at aboot the same time

BoricuaDelight - Close friends with the man who created filters in PS

Spiral - King of halloween and million dollar movie deals

Achelois - A fatter and more hairy Italian than even I

MBeggar - Zero Tolerence....He's serious....no really

JediGandalf - Tries to have sex with me when he's drunk...which is way too often

Schming - He is the FUTURE of music. I pronounce his name Shmig for some reason

Seb - Won't let Schming take his place as the music God

fishstickz - What is formed when you give landfish an evolution stone

Ruthven - Blunt and British. SG-1 sucks

Rob - Hates life (//_-)

Grismath - Had me record several hours of lines for LoG III over two years ago. He was never going to release LoG III in the first place he just gets off to my voice

Cazor - Tide and Matrix mods

Sugarless - Can't eat Killer Chocolate Cake

Martyn - Shows himself off in magazines

Thrawn [numbarz] - DJ Snyder. Lays phat beats down on ya'll homies

CoolMatty - Used to date Kirby...In the pants

Martyn: MANTRAIN

Victor Van Dort is Jon Del Sesto. He is a wop. Sometimes he, JG, and I have ravenous mansecks with our website OSC. He lives at 22<snipe>

Jepman: rox my sox. fun to chat with and secretly part of the Illuminati (sp?) lol
7: looks good with short hair and long hair
Martyn: sexy brit, loves to drink lol
Homicide: lives on OBT or so I think he said. dont remember
Genk: Almost ate his birdie!
Vinny: is a sweetie Vinny Vinster, the Vino-ree-no
Ewoklover: was hiding how sexalicious he is

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Dor-
mb-
maeve-
Flirbnic-
Martyn-
sugarless-
Boricua-
Zecks-
Achelois-
happydud-

I love them.