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Time to suck up to /ME/... Mwuahahahaha!!!!

2004-06-21, 5:32 AM #1

GBK

Posts: 10,562

Yep, my Gmail invites just came in. Ill give these away one at a time. Answer the following question correctly, and one will be yours!

What was my first released level?

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2004-06-21, 5:36 AM #2

I am the Stig

Posts: 10,922

Ode To Suzanne!

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[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.

2004-06-21, 5:57 AM #3

GBK

Posts: 10,562

Ehh, no. I didnt release it to Massassi....

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Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow, and did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind.
:w q

And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.

2004-06-21, 6:07 AM #4

JKDomination

Registered User

Posts: 50

Retextured dflt.mat cube?

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2004-06-21, 6:09 AM #5

Sats

Is going to continue to take it.

Posts: 1,628

I don't know but i hope you'll give me one anyway [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

...

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2004-06-21, 6:32 AM #6

I am the Stig

Posts: 10,922

Quote:

Originally posted by GBK:
Ehh, no. I didnt release it to Massassi....

cant blame me for trying.
I have a feeling I know the map, just dont know the name. so give it to me!

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[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.

2004-06-21, 6:37 AM #7

Schming

It doesn't like you either.

Posts: 5,553

Actually 'Ode to Suzanne' is on Massassi. But I'm going to guess WWE Raw?

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2004-06-21, 6:58 AM #8

cazor

Hello Ladies

Posts: 4,515

Quote:

Originally posted by GBK:
Ehh, no. I didnt release it to Massassi....

http://www.massassi.net/levels/files/2533.shtml

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2004-06-21, 7:01 AM #9

..would like a shrubbery.

Posts: 4,822

Cazor, I think he means he diddnt release his first level to massassi.

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2004-06-21, 7:02 AM #10

R_ivi_N

Loves The Rooster

Posts: 425

I am going to laugh at the first person who a) knows the answer to this question and b) actually sucks up to GBK.

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2004-06-21, 8:32 AM #11

Freelancer

Peelancer

Posts: 15,012

Have fun with all those invites and no one to give them to . . .

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2004-06-21, 8:41 AM #12

Grashopper4232

Registered User

Posts: 159

GBK, I love you. Now, give me an invite. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/redface.gif]

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2004-06-21, 9:00 AM #13

fishstickz

New, Improved, and Boneless

Posts: 6,606

I totally read that as

"Time to suck ON /ME/... Muahahaha..."

Feh, fishstickz@sorrowind.net if you want to give me one or whatever. I dont care either way.

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2004-06-21, 9:03 AM #14

saberopus

Likes Kittens. Eats Fluffies

Posts: 12,306

Well I have no intention of sucking up to you, and sadly, I don't know the name of your first released level, but here's my email:

10kg22moller87 atttttt comcast dootttttt net.

just in case you decide to send one over for the fact that I've never made fun of you [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

[http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

. and i liked OTS anyway.

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2004-06-21, 9:10 AM #15

clan ruthervain

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

wtf is G mail?

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2004-06-21, 9:16 AM #16

Nikumubeki

NIKVMVS-REX-TODOA

Posts: 17,541

Don't know if you're joking, but still.

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2004-06-21, 9:21 AM #17

Vornskr

The Lowest!

Posts: 1,004

Gmail stands for GBKmail, which is the only direct line of communication with our loving cog-God, GBK.

to GBK : If no one can answer the first question, do we get to try another?

[This message has been edited by Vornskr (edited June 21, 2004).]

2004-06-21, 9:24 AM #18

Pommy

Lommy Dommy

Posts: 5,773

I can't wait for my invites so I can manipulate people to no end and gain obscenely unfair personal benefits [http://forums.massassi.net/html/rolleyes.gif]

[http://forums.massassi.net/html/rolleyes.gif]

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2004-06-21, 10:09 AM #19

Vane

Registered User

Posts: 101

*worships GBK* *cleans his Shoes*

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2004-06-21, 10:27 AM #20

Darth

heh.

Posts: 2,763

Hasn't even gotten rid of one yet. What a n00b.

2004-06-21, 10:37 AM #21

Vornskr

The Lowest!

Posts: 1,004

The gifts of the gods are great but come only seldom.

2004-06-21, 10:55 AM #22

THRAWN

Soon to be banned via neo-conservative conspiracy

Posts: 3,241

Hey GBK, if you give me an invite, I might be able to help you with relationship advice. Seriously. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

thrawn_18 @ hotmail . com

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I can't think of anything to put here right now.

I can't think of anything to put here right now.

2004-06-21, 11:15 AM #23

NoESC

CAPTAIN RAINBOWS. lol

Posts: 4,862

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gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT

2004-06-21, 11:31 AM #24

THRAWN

Soon to be banned via neo-conservative conspiracy

Posts: 3,241

Windows sucks!
Mozilla rules!
Linux rules!
Cog rules!

hehe

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I can't think of anything to put here right now.

I can't think of anything to put here right now.

2004-06-21, 11:54 AM #25

GHORG

Not Welcome in The Netherlands

Posts: 1,143

ode to suzanne beta?...

2004-06-21, 12:16 PM #26

DrkJedi82

0x666

Posts: 12,303

i'll make this easy... give it to me or i will hire ninjas to reformat your hardrives and install windows... every time you fall asleep

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2004-06-21, 12:26 PM #27

Cosmic Castaway

Evil Topic Reviver (no, not the topic)

Posts: 594

Gmail invites? Uhh?

Whatever.

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2004-06-21, 12:39 PM #28

GBK

Posts: 10,562

Ok, yeah, that question was *waaay* to difficult...

I did "release" a level a number of years before OTS. I had it on a small clan's site, which, sadly, I dont recall the name of. It was an extremely simple map that I did with JKedit...no lighting, repetitive textures, and lots of general suckage. In short, it blew chunks. ..the funny thing is, I dont even remember the name of the level. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/redface.gif]

Second question; Who discovered the method in cog to control slowmo?

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Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow, and did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind.
:w q

And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.

2004-06-21, 12:40 PM #29

GBK

Posts: 10,562

Quote:

Originally posted by Darth:
Hasn't even gotten rid of one yet. What a n00b.

[http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow, and did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind.
:w q

And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.

2004-06-21, 12:43 PM #30

Jaiph

Captain Tight Pants

Posts: 1,750

Quote:

Originally posted by GBK:

Second question; Who discovered the method in cog to control slowmo?

Dsetthar? Friend14?

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2004-06-21, 12:43 PM #31

..would like a shrubbery.

Posts: 4,822

Hideki?

(in answer to the second question..)

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2004-06-21, 12:45 PM #32

GBK

Posts: 10,562

Wrong, wrong, HAHAHAHA WRONG. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow, and did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind.
:w q

And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.

2004-06-21, 12:46 PM #33

..would like a shrubbery.

Posts: 4,822

You?

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2004-06-21, 12:47 PM #34

GBK

Posts: 10,562

As much as Id like to take the credit, no. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.

2004-06-21, 12:50 PM #35

NoESC

CAPTAIN RAINBOWS. lol

Posts: 4,862

Obsidian?
Raynar?

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gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT

2004-06-21, 12:50 PM #36

..would like a shrubbery.

Posts: 4,822

SaberMaster?

Theres not a limit on the number of guesses is there? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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2004-06-21, 12:51 PM #37

GBK

Posts: 10,562

[Err, TheJkWhoSaysNi gets it. Post an email address]

Next question; Who do I give credit for teaching me cog?

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Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow, and did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind.
:w q

[This message has been edited by GBK (edited June 21, 2004).]

And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.

2004-06-21, 12:53 PM #38

ECHOMAN

"Has it won yet?"

Posts: 17,215

-"I love this cog called life!!"

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2004-06-21, 12:55 PM #39

GBK

Posts: 10,562

[http://forums.massassi.net/html/confused.gif]

Also, each person only gets one quess. ONE.

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Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow, and did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind.
:w q

And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.

2004-06-21, 12:55 PM #40

..would like a shrubbery.

Posts: 4,822

Quote:

Originally posted by GBK:
[Err, TheJkWhoSaysNi gets it. Post an email address]

Next question; Who do I give credit for teaching me cog?

Yay!

thejkwhosaysni@yahoo.com

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