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Non-facial shaving...
2006-06-10, 9:00 PM #1
If you don't understand, we'll explain it to you when you're older...
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2006-06-10, 9:03 PM #2
Trimmed, usually, it's just more comfortable. Often completely smooth, but since I don't keep up with it, it grows to a trimmed length.

Threads like these are a little more risky when you not only go to school with Massassians, but live with one. :o
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2006-06-10, 9:04 PM #3
All natural.
2006-06-10, 9:05 PM #4
Woo, first vote for completely smooth.
2006-06-10, 9:07 PM #5
I french braid my pubes or wear it in pigtails when I yearn for a little variety. I don't shave because I'm growing them out for locks of love.
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2006-06-10, 9:09 PM #6
All natural at the moment.
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2006-06-10, 9:30 PM #7
There's no fuzz on this kiwi... :o

Kiwi, as in...my face, duh. :ninja:
2006-06-10, 9:39 PM #8
Shoot. You know, I saw the title, but it didn't completely register with me until after I voted. Trimmed for...er....that area.
2006-06-10, 9:48 PM #9
No cutting device goes ANYWHERE that area.

Not to mention it itch like a son of a--oh crap :ninja:
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2006-06-10, 9:59 PM #10
Hahaha...I saw "facial shaving". Damn you, at least title the thread:

"DO YOU SHAVE YOUR UNMENTIONABLES, OR PREFER TO ROAM LIKE A WILDMAN?" :psyduck:

Now, as for...you know, I'm....why should.....I'm all natural down there. ****.
2006-06-10, 10:03 PM #11
Why would you bother shaving? It doesn't seem like it would offer any benefit and would just add hassle.

Though maybe there's something I'm missing >.>
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2006-06-10, 10:04 PM #12
Originally posted by SMOCK!:
Though maybe there's something I'm missing >.>

Intercourse.
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2006-06-10, 10:05 PM #13
Originally posted by Roach:
Intercourse.

Explain
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2006-06-10, 10:09 PM #14
Originally posted by SMOCK!:
Explain

Originally posted by Roach:
If you don't understand, we'll explain it to you when you're older...

...
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-06-10, 10:13 PM #15
I leave it the way God intended.

May He have mercy on those who defile their gardens.
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2006-06-10, 10:16 PM #16
Who are these people voting "completely smooth?"
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2006-06-10, 10:19 PM #17
I'm a man of the north. pure wool.
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2006-06-10, 10:21 PM #18
Originally posted by Echoman:
Who are these people voting "completely smooth?"

I'm assuming Massassi hasn't had an influx of porn-starring women, so I'll just chalk it up to "haven't hit puberty yet."
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-06-10, 10:22 PM #19
Originally posted by Emon:
Trimmed, usually, it's just more comfortable. Often completely smooth, but since I don't keep up with it, it grows to a trimmed length.

Threads like these are a little more risky when you not only go to school with Massassians, but live with one. :o

Heh, sadly this topic is pretty tame compared to what my roommates and I know about each other. There are no secrets and there is no shame after living together for two years, haha.

But yeah, girls generally appreciate a good trim.
2006-06-10, 10:25 PM #20
Originally posted by SMOCK!:
Explain

Ehm...ok, not sure I should know this, being 13 and all, but whatever.

Most women/men prefer it hairless, common fact from what I know. Friend of mine also claims it makes "it" look larger. But whatever.
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2006-06-10, 10:40 PM #21
ask vinny.
2006-06-10, 11:13 PM #22
natural. Tried shaving there, but it's way too itchy and it doesn't stay smooth nearly long enough to make it worth it.
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2006-06-10, 11:23 PM #23
Natural, perhaps because I'm lazy and perhaps because I don't care if someone prefers them to be shaved in any way.
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2006-06-10, 11:25 PM #24
i shave my legs every once in awhile....

does that count for anything? :confused:
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2006-06-10, 11:28 PM #25
Originally posted by Freelancer:
natural. Tried shaving there, but it's way too itchy and it doesn't stay smooth nearly long enough to make it worth it.

It takes a while to get used to it, and you have to do it often.
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2006-06-10, 11:32 PM #26
Originally posted by SMOCK!:
Why would you bother shaving? It doesn't seem like it would offer any benefit and would just add hassle.

Though maybe there's something I'm missing >.>


Originally posted by Zloc_Vergo:
Ehm...ok, not sure I should know this, being 13 and all, but whatever.

Most women/men prefer it hairless, common fact from what I know. Friend of mine also claims it makes "it" look larger. But whatever.


Zloc pretty much nailed it. Every girl I've ever talked to about it dislikes body hair, no matter where it is. They dislike mouthfuls of hair even more, if you catch my meaning.

Also, it does make it look larger, which I guess could be important to some.
2006-06-10, 11:36 PM #27
Quote:
They dislike mouthfuls of hair even more


HA HA HA!

And no girl ever posted on Massassi again...
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2006-06-10, 11:38 PM #28
Hahaha, many people prefer no hair, but not most. Thinking that most people prefer no hair (rather than say, trimmed) at all is bred by gaining all you know about sex from a pirated copy of "Brazilian Booty Babes 8."
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2006-06-10, 11:41 PM #29
Originally posted by Cazor:
ask vinny.

I'm too lazy to myself (and like I'd be getting any even if I did), but things definitely look better when they're not growing wild. Shaving everything is too much though; either makes you look like a juvenile or like you've got a defeathered dead chicken down there.
2006-06-10, 11:42 PM #30
trim.
au naturelle = too dirty, gets REALLY big/nasty
clean shave = chafe city, sweat management issues.

I run the trim cause its kinda the middle of both issues
if I were "active", i guess id rather shave because body hair is nothing short of terrifying :D :o
2006-06-11, 12:01 AM #31
I used to be strictly bare, but then that damn puberty came into play and started messing me up. In a desperate attempt to cling to youth, I started shaving everything. Everything.
But you know how that can be. Itchy.
Seriously, you don't know how painful stubble can be until the absolutely most important part of your most important part is being stabbed by little hairs all day long. And don't even think about getting attentive while cooped up in yer skivvies while stubblitized. If you think urethral wire-brush scrubbing is painful, try it while all your stubbly junk is crushed together and things are moving in a usually pleasent way.
Unf.
So, I quit with the shaving.
Did you know stubble can get infected?
Try popping a zit when it's down... uh... there.
Then I realized that a "full head of hair" down there makes having fun not as fun, so I started with the clearing out again. Oooooh that's fun for a while. Then it gets just like before, all red and itchy and you gotta constantly fix it up.
Now I'm into trimming with leanings towards the shaving AGAIN.

-Luckily I'm no longe a minor and hopefully I can look into waxing soon. :)
2006-06-11, 12:03 AM #32
Try using shampoo/conditioner. It'll soften up the hair.
2006-06-11, 12:08 AM #33
OH GOD, DOWN BOY! THIS THREAD IS NOT THE SAME AS WINDOWS MEDIA! BAD! DOWN!

........

I honestly am far too busy to care. If she ever wants me to do anything to it, tough. She'll have to do it. If she won't do her thing until I shave, then we won't do that thing. I really don't have the time, patience, or "skill" to manage that rat's nest.
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2006-06-11, 12:22 AM #34
[QUOTE=Vincent Valentine]Try using shampoo/conditioner. It'll soften up the hair.[/QUOTE]
Oh trust me, that can REALLY backfire on ya.
I was gonna search for this long account of my... "experiments"... but I can't find it, so I'll give you the short version.
I was experimenting with lubricants that could be found anywhere at anytime for any use, if you know what I mean ( masturbation ). I tried, at various times, shampoo, which works great; toothpaste, which I thought would effervesce but only stung really really really badly on my penis ; tanning oil, which isn't so bad; actual proper sexual lubricant which I found in the laundromat at our apartment complex, which was pretty darn good but not as good as regular saliva ; and, uh, hair conditioner.
Er...
It had adverse effects.
My penis started to burn before I was finished masturbating . I went to sleep that night with sharp pain all over my groin . When I woke up the next morning, my penis was GONE. Seriously. It was the scariest thing that ever happened to me. You see, my penis and balls had shrivled up, shrunk, and... like... fused together. The whole thing was covered in this thick orange skin. It was terrible.
Two weeks later, it started to peel. Keep in mind, this is two weeks in puberty during which erections were incredibly painful, as was sweating and other wonderful things. Well, when it started to peel, huge chunks of skin would come off. It was the worst two days of my life.
Sure looked nice afterwards, though.

-I'm sorry... was that too much information?
2006-06-11, 12:28 AM #35
Uh, what the hell? I said wash your hair, not rub chemicals furiously into your skin.
2006-06-11, 12:29 AM #36
[QUOTE=Vincent Valentine]Uh, what the hell? I said wash your hair, not rub chemicals furiously into your skin.[/QUOTE]
...
Well...
There's a fine line there that I just plain can't walk.

-I am weak. I am not master of my domain. :(
2006-06-11, 12:37 AM #37
Originally posted by Jarl:
Oh trust me, that can REALLY backfire on ya.
I was gonna search for this long account of my... "experiments"... but I can't find it, so I'll give you the short version.
I was experimenting with lubricants that could be found anywhere at anytime for any use, if you know what I mean ( masturbation ). I tried, at various times, shampoo, which works great; toothpaste, which I thought would effervesce but only stung really really really badly on my penis ; tanning oil, which isn't so bad; actual proper sexual lubricant which I found in the laundromat at our apartment complex, which was pretty darn good but not as good as regular saliva ; and, uh, hair conditioner.
Er...
It had adverse effects.
My penis started to burn before I was finished masturbating . I went to sleep that night with sharp pain all over my groin . When I woke up the next morning, my penis was GONE. Seriously. It was the scariest thing that ever happened to me. You see, my penis and balls had shrivled up, shrunk, and... like... fused together. The whole thing was covered in this thick orange skin. It was terrible.
Two weeks later, it started to peel. Keep in mind, this is two weeks in puberty during which erections were incredibly painful, as was sweating and other wonderful things. Well, when it started to peel, huge chunks of skin would come off. It was the worst two days of my life.
Sure looked nice afterwards, though.

-I'm sorry... was that too much information?

Dude. WTF?
2006-06-11, 1:04 AM #38
:eek: this thread has way too much personal information, but i'm going to click the poll to find out the results anyway.
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2006-06-11, 1:14 AM #39
Well ain't that a merry jelly.
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2006-06-11, 1:54 AM #40
Jarl wins the thread, and FGR gets bonus points for using what appears to be a completely outdated figure of speech.
"Well ain't that a merry jelly." - FastGamerr

"You can actually see the waves of me not caring in the air." - fishstickz
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