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Life is a bit of a pain.

2006-07-07, 9:33 PM #121

Obi_Kwiet

It's Stuart, Martha Stuart

Posts: 7,943

Duh! They have terrible loot. Go grind lawyers.

2006-07-07, 11:28 PM #122

Ford

Not Suitable for Motor Vehicles

Posts: 4,265

Originally posted by happydud:

I killed a hooker today.

It sucked though..

She didn't have any cash on her.

thats why you kill them at the END of thier shift.

My girlfriend paid a lot of money for that tv; I want to watch ALL OF IT. - JM

2006-07-07, 11:34 PM #123

Freelancer

Peelancer

Posts: 15,012

Or better yet, at the end of a personal appointment with the hooker at the end of her shift.

"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009

2006-07-07, 11:44 PM #124

money•bie

••ps, I did it again

Posts: 2,735

Or just do us all a favor and kill the damn winos

I had one chase me with a butter knife the other day

My heart condition doesn't allow for such high-adrenaline action

2006-07-08, 5:32 AM #125

DEFINOTELY NOT SPE

Banned

Posts: 8,138

you're just jealous of the gymnastic prowess of the wino.

2006-07-08, 7:55 AM #126

Michael MacFarlane

Unwitting troll accomplice

Posts: 8,272

Originally posted by Freelancer:

Jesus, you're making my posts look like Boricua's.

That's not Jesus. That's Anovis.

If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.

2006-07-08, 11:44 AM #127

Freelancer

Peelancer

Posts: 15,012

lawl

"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009

2006-07-08, 3:17 PM #128

Wolfy

I TYPE LOUD

Posts: 10,623

That's no savior!

It's a novis!

the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken

2006-07-09, 12:57 PM #129

Schming

It doesn't like you either.

Posts: 5,553

Oh, you don't need your emotions bud. The only thing they do is make it hard to ditch girls and move on after you realize they're stupid.

"Those ****ing amateurs... You left your dog, you idiots!"

2006-07-09, 1:03 PM #130

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Originally posted by happydud:

I killed a hooker today.

It sucked though..

She didn't have any cash on her.

Did you jump down on her from the top of a building?

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless