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Amusing ways of getting children killed.
2006-07-25, 12:42 PM #41
Or you could just let the "Mericans have them.

They'll be heavier then you in 3 days!
2006-07-25, 12:43 PM #42
You could kick pregneant women in the stomach.
2006-07-25, 12:46 PM #43
Originally posted by Rob:
You could kick pregneant women in the stomach.

That would be interesting. I would love to see peoples reaction to that if it were done in a public place. haha :D
2006-07-25, 12:48 PM #44
More pregneant women need to be kicked in the stomach.


I don't care about your as of yet no use to me child. Who may or may not be born borderline mentally retarded, or as stupid as you are. Whichever comes first, they're both the like same thing anyways.

And I don't care about how you feel, or how much the last one hurt. If you were going to ***** so much, you should have just adopted a child. Hag.


If I'm ever for sure going to be in a car accident, that I can't avoid, and I see a baby on board sticker, I'm going to make sure I'm going much faster than I otherwise would.
2006-07-25, 12:51 PM #45
....Wow...
2006-07-25, 12:52 PM #46
Shush.

You're due for a rather late abortion.
2006-07-25, 12:59 PM #47
Hey i know! Give Rob the kids!

They'll be dead in seconds!
2006-07-25, 1:08 PM #48
Or you could put them next to one of your threads.

They'll die of stupid in mere hours.
2006-07-25, 2:28 PM #49
Give them to Spe's mom, who will promptly turn them into men, and then Spe's father will kill them.
omnia mea mecum porto
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