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If a genie granted you three wishes
2006-07-28, 6:46 AM #1
What would they be? (no you can't ask for more wishes :P )

A real life Bulbasaur I could ride around.

Better seats for the Tool concert.

Enough money to buy every DVD and CD I wish I owned.
2006-07-28, 6:48 AM #2
I'd wish for everyone to understand me. /emo

//_;
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2006-07-28, 6:49 AM #3
A Time Machine


Ability to learn things first time


The ability to morph into Jedi Knight and play level 9...
Magrucko Daines and the Crypt of Crola (2007)
Magrucko Daines and the Dark Youth (2010)
Magrucko Daines and the Vertical City (2016)
2006-07-28, 6:51 AM #4
- An unlimited supply of money to fuel my whims
- A lightsaber
- A spaceship
Ban Jin!
Nobody really needs work when you have awesome. - xhuxus
2006-07-28, 6:57 AM #5
1) The ability to transform my body in any way I chose.
2) An umbrella that extends at the speed of light.
3) A shock rifle.
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2006-07-28, 7:00 AM #6
3) Everything to be like it was before the first two wishes.

Genies do what you tell them, not what you want. Which is why I'll call my next computer genie...
Sorry for the lousy German
2006-07-28, 7:03 AM #7
Originally posted by Impi:
3) Everything to be like it was before the first two wishes.

Genies do what you tell them, not what you want. Which is why I'll call my next computer genie...


That's good if you screw up. Haha


Also, real wishes:

(Pretty sure it was said before) The ability to change probability.

The large freezer to have an infinate supply of mini-pizzas (Of all varities)

A self cleaning cat litter.
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2006-07-28, 7:12 AM #8
1 World Peace
2 World Destruction

Hrm, not much left after that for a third one.
2006-07-28, 7:13 AM #9
New world?
nope.
2006-07-28, 7:15 AM #10
1) A bank account with endless amount of money.

2) Ability to control time, i could even stop it without it affecting me. Everything would stop or slow down or speed up, and i'd be in normal time. I could also take other things to my time mode with me, if i wanted to. :o

3) To master the jedi mind trick. :psyduck:

(4] that [bloop] :o)
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2006-07-28, 7:15 AM #11
Originally posted by Baconfish:
New world?

Nah, it didn't work in Brave New World. Why should it work this time?
Sorry for the lousy German
2006-07-28, 7:41 AM #12
To have all the powers of the genie without side/ill effects/ or other effects I do not like or would not like if (I spotted them) it would bring.
"The only crime I'm guilty of is love [of china]"
- Ruthven
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2006-07-28, 7:41 AM #13
Originally posted by CaveDemon:
(4] that [bleepity-blop] :o)

hehe :v:
2006-07-28, 7:43 AM #14
1. Infinite wishes
2. A truckload of money
3. A truckload of hunnies
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-07-28, 7:50 AM #15
1. I'm with finity5 for his first one. I want my own freaken pokemon. I could make it attack other people, which would be awesome.

2. A computer that never has to be updated because it's more powerful than the universe itself.

3. A bowl of Cap'n Crunch
"His Will Was Set, And Only Death Would Break It"

"None knows what the new day shall bring him"
2006-07-28, 7:53 AM #16
The love, respect, and admiration of a beautiful woman that I love, respect, and admire and the ability to be together for eternity.
2006-07-28, 7:55 AM #17
Originally posted by CaveDemon:
2) Ability to control time, i could even stop it without it affecting me. Everything would stop or slow down or speed up, and i'd be in normal time. I could also take other things to my time mode with me, if i wanted to. :o


That reminds me of an episode of Twilight Zone where this annoying guy gets a stopwatch that stops time for everyone on the planet but himself. So, while stopping time so he could rob a bank, he dropped the stopwatch and broke it. Time was still frozen and he was all alone. :cool:

1) an income of $1,000,000 a year (after taxes) that doesn't require time-consuming or back-breaking work (and is still legal)
2) the ability to eat whatever I want without getting fat(ter) 0.o
3) to be a better husband, daddy, etc. (EVERYONE: "Awwwww...")


All of this also reminds me of the X-Files episode where Moulder finds a genie and screws up the world with his wishes.
"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."
2006-07-28, 7:56 AM #18
Or I guess I might swap #2 with a real, life-size, operational Millenium Falcon, complete with unlimited fuel.
"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."
2006-07-28, 8:01 AM #19
Originally posted by Chewbubba:
That reminds me of an episode of Twilight Zone where this annoying guy gets a stopwatch that stops time for everyone on the planet but himself. So, while stopping time so he could rob a bank, he dropped the stopwatch and broke it. Time was still frozen and he was all alone. :cool:


Funny, i was thinkin of a watch too. But the kind you wear on your wrist. you could just stop the time, slow it down, speed it up or make it go sdrawkcab and then fill the lotto ticket.
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2006-07-28, 8:10 AM #20
Originally posted by Brian:
1 World Peace
2 World Destruction

Hrm, not much left after that for a third one.


We all know you're wishing for cake.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-07-28, 8:15 AM #21
Uh, world peace?

I never can decide my ultimate 3 wishes, but I guess superawesome mind powers, superstrength and ability to modify time or something are there.
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2006-07-28, 9:07 AM #22
The first wish is dependent on if the genie is a man or woman. If it's a woman, and not attractive, my first wish would be for her to be uber attractive. In case of it being a man, I would wish for a female genie.

My next wish would be that I could write the vows for our wedding.

The third would be that I could marry the genie.

I would simply write unlimited wish granting into the vows.

So I didn't actually wish for more wishes.

:v:

Anyway, I'd probably wish for something nerdy like a spaceship.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2006-07-28, 10:25 AM #23
1) hax
2) skillz
3) pwn4ge

or, slightly more seriously

1) love
2) pie
3) pie
2006-07-28, 10:43 AM #24
Money, girls, and influence.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2006-07-28, 10:46 AM #25
Originally posted by saberopus:
1) love
2) pie
3) pie

.
Pie.
2006-07-28, 11:17 AM #26
Originally posted by MentatMM:
The love, respect, and admiration of a beautiful woman that I love, respect, and admire and the ability to be together for eternity.


You don't need a wish for that. Just dedicate a map for her.
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2006-07-28, 11:27 AM #27
You would want to be with one woman for eternity?

So that must be what hell is like...
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2006-07-28, 11:27 AM #28
Originally posted by Spook:
The first wish is dependent on if the genie is a man or woman. If it's a woman, and not attractive, my first wish would be for her to be uber attractive. In case of it being a man, I would wish for a female genie.

My next wish would be that I could write the vows for our wedding.

The third would be that I could marry the genie.

I would simply write unlimited wish granting into the vows.

So I didn't actually wish for more wishes.

:v:

Anyway, I'd probably wish for something nerdy like a spaceship.


So you would marry a transexual genie?
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-07-28, 11:36 AM #29
Drugs
Cash
Hoes

...Uh!
Think while it's still legal.
2006-07-28, 11:47 AM #30
1: The ability to have "Test Drive" All future wishes before they are made and count against my 3 wish limit (now 2), that Way I can try out a wish, see it's effects for as long as I want, and If I still like It, make the wish permanent. But if the wish does not work out as I want it to, I can roll back time and the effects of the wish, and still have as many wishes remaining as before.

2: Whatever wish I can come up with to make me and as many people as I know/care about happy.

3: Release the genie from the lamp (assuming he/she wants to be released).


Otherwise:

1: Wish for the ability to wish for more wishes.

2: Wish for more wishes.

... PROFIT!
"Well, if I am not drunk, I am mad, but I trust I can behave like a gentleman in either
condition."... G. K. Chesterton

“questions are a burden to others; answers a prison for oneself”
2006-07-28, 11:57 AM #31
[QUOTE=West Wind]

1: Wish for the ability to wish for more wishes.

2: Wish for more wishes.

... PROFIT![/QUOTE]

Quote:
What would they be? (no you can't ask for more wishes )


Denied!
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2006-07-28, 11:57 AM #32
1. For my family to live happy long lives
2. For my whole family (including me) to be sucessful in our endeavors
3. To find me a brillant guy who treats me right

lol :psyduck:
2006-07-28, 12:16 PM #33
1. A heart
2. A Brain
3. Courage
nope.
2006-07-28, 12:27 PM #34
1. a playing ability that surpasses mr Vai's
2. the power to make money appear out of thin air

keeping the third one just in case.
"NAILFACE" - spe
2006-07-28, 12:55 PM #35
1) more power than god
2) everything
3) anything else that is still out of my reach
2006-07-28, 12:57 PM #36
1) The ability to change/transform my body however I wish.
2) A collection of all 150 original pokemon. (I want a pet Psyduck.)
3) A long-lost filthy rich relative to die and leave me all their money.
2006-07-28, 12:59 PM #37
1. Immortality
2. A Companion
3. Death

*Number 3 would come significantly later than the first 2
I'm not wearing any pants...
2006-07-28, 1:19 PM #38
Originally posted by Echoman:
Denied!


Ah ah ahhh.

He said I could not wish for more wishes, he did not say that I could not WISH that I could wish for more wishes, and THEN wish for more wishes.
"Well, if I am not drunk, I am mad, but I trust I can behave like a gentleman in either
condition."... G. K. Chesterton

“questions are a burden to others; answers a prison for oneself”
2006-07-28, 1:20 PM #39
[QUOTE=West Wind]Ah ah ahhh.

He said I could not wish for more wishes, he did not say that I could not WISH that I could wish for more wishes, and THEN wish for more wishes.[/QUOTE]
Technicalities :P
2006-07-28, 1:24 PM #40
I only need one wish. The ability to change any physical, metaphysical or whatever may exist, aspect of the universe in a whim. Thus, I do not need to wish for infinite wishes, since I have the power to grant my own wishes.

Ha-hah, loophole!
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
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