I think that might be beyond what a genie can do.

[QUOTE=West Wind]Ah ah ahhh.[/QUOTE]

Well, damn

$1.2billion dollars in cash
A legal allaby how this happened.
A sammich.

You forgot to wish for red slippers.

Um. Have you even seen Wizard of Oz? No slippers are ever wished for.

I had them from the start.

AND ITS RUBY SLIPPERS! NOT RED!

I'd wish for more wishes.

If I couldn't do that, I'd wish to have the ability to kick people to death whenever I wanted without consequences.

Then I'd wish for 80billion dollars to suddenly appear in my bank account.

Then I'd wish for the pending criminal charges to be overturned due to a rare loophole, allowing me to keep all the money and stay out of jail.

1. Puppies
2. Gravy
3. Crockpot

I assure you they're unrelated.

Cavey kinda summed up exactly what I would wish for.

4.
5.

If you think you need a genie for that, you're WRONG!!!11oneeleven!

oops. It's been a while since I've seen it. And I came THIS CLOSE (puts fingers really close together) to saying something about already having them.

[quote=Vincent Valentine]Um. Have you even seen Wizard of Oz? No slippers are ever wished for.[/quote]

My memory isn't THAT bad...

1. A wallet with a never-ending cash supply
2. The ability to do anything without legal repercussions
3. I reserve the use of #3 for a situation where #1 and #2 won't cover it.

1) Go back into your bottle.
2) Don't move the lamp off my table.
3) Stay in the bottle.

1. The ability to learn any art, craft, or trade I wanted with endless skill and prowess in the time it takes to blink an eye.

2. Complete control over time. I would remain physically uneffected as time changed all around me, enabling me to take along anyone or anything that I touched.

3. Super powerful telekinesis, giving me the ability to heal, protect, destroy, or create any physical thing I desired to manipulate, including living humans.


Life would be so wonderful.

Mmmm, trying to become god now, are we?

1) Complete Control over time, myself physically uneffected as time changed, and the ability to take along who I wanted.

2) The ability to make the perfect cup of tea.

3) Uh...thats about it. I'll save this wish for when I really need it.

1. To have a genie's power to grant wishes, only unlimited. (Or, simply put: to be almighty.)

I win.

Join me. Together, we can rule the galaxy as Delphian and Stinkywrix! *mwaha*

Becoming a genie has the constraint of you being restricted to the genie rules, and you can't wish for more wishes

And by "Constrained to the Genie Rules", that means you get stuffed in a damn bottle and forced to live out your days as a slave. Even if you don't say "I wish I had Genie powers!" it just happens. That's how it works. Like, "I wish for $200!" would lead to your brother dying in an industrial accident and the company pays you $200.
"I wish I could alter reality at will!" You become a genie. Usually, the Genie then becomes you and takes over your life.
...
Conversely, you could be pulled into the bottle with the genie, and there's an interesting situation...
*whistles the "I Dream of Genie" theme*
Except you wouldn't be married to a genie living with you in suburbia, you would be in a bottle that was left on the table in your house, and then the bank would come and take your house, and put the bottle in a safe deposit box, then it would be auctioned off years later in a massive junk sale after the bank was shut down for insurance fraud, then you're placed on a mantle where someday years later a thief breaks in on Christmas eve and steals the bottle because his girlfriend is really into funny little decorative things like this, and she puts it in her special little collection, then years down the line, after the thief and her broke up and she got married and had kids, she dies and bequeaths all this junk to her youngest grandson who was the only one who ever understood her, and he's going through the junk and discovers this funny little oil lamp in with grandma's bobble-head chihuahuas and puts it in with his collection of rare metallic items and gems, and when he has his own children he shares them with his son, and realizes there's a lot of dust on all his items, and tells his son, "Well, they'd look real good if someone were to dust them," and then leaves the room ad his 12 year old son starts by polishing the gems and stuff, and then the rare knives, and arrowheads, and silly clockwork automatons, and gets to this disgusting, grease encrusted old brass bottle, and starts to polish it and then...

-... and then the plot of half the children's movies released in the nineties is played out.

You've never seen Aladdin, have you?

As a matter of fact, no. However, I could wish to be almighty.

Only to find out the genie is a male.

And a lonely one at that.

And then you find out that Al Mighty is a regular guy that works in a sausage factory in Michigan.

What's wrong with sausage factories??

1. Command of an Imperial Task Force

According to the power calcs of an ISD, I could probably get anything else I wanted with the above.

Global domination? Threaten them with a BDZ operation or hit military bases from orbit and then land Stormtroopers. I'll have this rock in under a week.

Afterwards, set up a shipyard or or two and start conquering the galaxy.

Pfft, you can do a full BDZ in well under a week. Start with someplace like North Korea and take a few minutes there, the rest of the world will be kissing your *** not to be turned into slag.

a solution to my troubles

a better cellphone

That would work, but then i'd have to deal with insurgents who think i'm an evil person. So, my plan is roughly:

1. Demand Total Surrender

2. Show of force with valid targets, like a carrier group or a military installation(I heard they just closed down Cheyenne Mountain...)

3. Accept surrender of most governments.

4. Land ground troops and perform surgical strikes to elliminate and/or fix nuisances.(Solve ME Crisis, Fix NK, glass OBL, etc)

5. Contruct Mining and Shipyard facilities in space. To be staffed with volunteers from the rock they call Earth.

6. Conquer the universe!
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For the record, a single ISD could BDZ most planets in about an hour.(Various sources)

Hey, as long as he doesn't come out looking like Robin Williams or something, I'm fine with it.
...
Let's imagine I never said that.

-... change subject change subject change subject change subject change subject Say, what does BDZ stand for?

I have this one.

1. Infinite food of any type that I could summon on command.
2. Ability to control time, without affecting me and selected clothing/accessories. (Includes ability to fast forward, rewind, slow down time, pause time)
3. For all the nuclear weapon technology on Earth to vanish. An impassable barrier only allowing nuclear technology to be used for energy purposes.

Something involving dictator of the world or something. A good dictator though. Not a bad one.

I’ve often thought of this. . . then I read The Monkeys Paw and saw Bedazzled and got scared of the idea of wishes. . .but screw that.

Since almost anyone can learn a lot of skills and such things by years of study and experience, I would mainly wish for things that would normally be impossible to have, and that would only make my life super awesome.

1. A machine which purifies and perfects my DNA. Also fixes small problems with my body, like bad back, weird crooked pinky toe, my nose, etc.

2.Unlimited cash. This I would have more time to focus on traveling and seeing the world.

3. Anther Genie, that way I have 3 more wishes so I can ask for stupid things like an unlimited supply of some kind of food I adore. And also awesome form fitting pants!

Anyway. Just my thoughts.

Base Delta Zero.

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Base_Delta_Zero