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Airsoft, the danger isn't in the gun...
2006-08-03, 7:51 AM #1
...it's in the people who play the game.

Last night some friends picked up a few airsoft guns, so we used my back yard as an arena and had some fights. Well my brother joins in the fun one round, and we are all trying to hunt him down. We find him at the top of a steep hill and we corner him in. While we try to get him from behind he runs down the hill and into the driveway, he's running really fast, and he tries to jump over my car....oops.
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Think while it's still legal.
2006-08-03, 7:54 AM #2
ha
2006-08-03, 7:55 AM #3
sconed :v:
2006-08-03, 7:56 AM #4
Yeah, most the time it's a people problem, not the fact that you're shooting other with airsoft/paintball. I had a buddy break his leg while playing at a paintball field, and that was because he tried to jump a ditch, and took the equivalent of a 15 ft drop, making a clean break through his lower leg. It's not paintball's fault, he just didn't look before he jumped as he was running.
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2006-08-03, 8:01 AM #5
Damnit, a bloody towel doesn't do any justice! I want to see wound pictures!
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2006-08-03, 8:03 AM #6
Ouch?
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2006-08-03, 8:13 AM #7
Jump over how? shortways or longways? Either way... that's an interesting impact angle.
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2006-08-03, 8:21 AM #8
Say that looks a lot like my windshield a few weeks back!

Except you're missing the Jep Smash style.
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2006-08-03, 10:12 AM #9
holy **** that looks painful, but I agree that I don't really see how that could have happened. Who the hell can clear a car by jumping over it?
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2006-08-03, 10:17 AM #10
Action heros can.
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2006-08-03, 10:18 AM #11
I think he was going to jump on the hood and run off the top, instead he slipped on the wet grass, and didn't have enough time to properly jump.
Think while it's still legal.
2006-08-03, 10:21 AM #12
Ran down the hill. Wet grass. No shoes. Couldnt stop, went to jump on the hood, slipped and threw myself into the windshield. The end.
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2006-08-03, 12:28 PM #13
I spy a CVS/pharmacy brand product.
2006-08-03, 12:35 PM #14
Originally posted by Koobie:
Ouch?


yeah
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2006-08-03, 12:46 PM #15
UBER smashed into the windshield?! I forgot that you two were related.
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2006-08-03, 12:52 PM #16
Does insurance cover that?
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2006-08-03, 12:57 PM #17
Isn't your brother Agent J?
2006-08-03, 1:03 PM #18
What's that thing on the mirror say?
2006-08-03, 1:06 PM #19
Originally posted by Anovis:
What's that thing on the mirror say?

looks like 'I love my wiener' and then an outline of one
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2006-08-03, 1:23 PM #20
Genk wins.
Think while it's still legal.
2006-08-03, 1:28 PM #21
Yup, I've hurt myself plenty of times playing airsoft. Me and a good friend has a 1on1 match in the woods, at night, during a thunderstorm with flashlights. Good fun, but I slipped and torn up my leg something fierce. I keep playing, because I was on the attack with him constantly running away from my leet skills. ;)
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2006-08-03, 1:34 PM #22
Your brother is an insanely intelligent human being. I must say, the outlook of you two's children looks bright.

Sarcasm is usually overt.
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2006-08-03, 2:14 PM #23
I'm just tring to understand how he tried to jump over the car, but ended up in the windsheild?

You'd better get that fixed because it's illegal to drive with a cracked windshield.. of course I bet your visibility isn't too good either.
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2006-08-03, 3:02 PM #24
[QUOTE=Dj Yoshi]Your brother is an insanely intelligent human being.[/QUOTE]
You've done dumber things, I'm sure. Drugs lolol

His brother isn't anywhere near as dumb as he is.
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2006-08-03, 3:04 PM #25
Originally posted by Impi:
Action heros can.


Actually, it's their stunt doubles that do it, not them :P
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2006-08-03, 3:23 PM #26
Originally posted by Emon:
You've done dumber things, I'm sure. Drugs lolol

His brother isn't anywhere near as dumb as he is.

No. No I haven't. But great job at making assumptions.

Though I concede to your second point.
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2006-08-03, 3:28 PM #27
You're right, marijuana isn't a drug. It's mind candy. Damn. Delicous. Candy.
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2006-08-03, 5:25 PM #28
Originally posted by Sol:
You're right, marijuana isn't a drug. It's mind candy. Damn. Delicous. Candy.


Like an after diner mint.

But on another note, whats with that bottle on the step next to your brothers leg, why does it appear to be all bloody? Or is it a container of red paint!>!>? :psyduck:
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2006-08-03, 5:48 PM #29
Never seen a povidone-iodine solution?
2006-08-03, 7:08 PM #30
[QUOTE=Dj Yoshi]But great job at making assumptions.[/QUOTE]
I didn't make any assumptions.
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2006-08-03, 7:10 PM #31
Originally posted by Emon:
I didn't make any assumptions.

You assumed I did something, anything, stupid involving drugs. Yes, you did assume. And doing drugs doesn't count as stupid, maybe a bit irresponsible, but not stupid. Especially not if you inform yourself first.
D E A T H
2006-08-03, 7:34 PM #32
[QUOTE=Dj Yoshi]You assumed I did something, anything, stupid involving drugs.[/QUOTE]
No, that was only an example. And it's not assuming. It's inhereit in the nature of stupid people to do stupid things.
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2006-08-03, 7:35 PM #33
Originally posted by Emon:
No, that was only an example. And it's not assuming. It's inhereit in the nature of stupid people to do stupid things.

Save for:
1) It's a bad example, which makes an assumption that I did stupid things involving drugs, which is not true.
2) I'm not stupid, and I don't do stupid things.
3) You're just trying to get a rise out of me. Get over yourself.
D E A T H
2006-08-03, 7:37 PM #34
Yay for fighting over pointless stupid crap in a thread about getting hurt playing airsoft!
:rolleyes:
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2006-08-03, 7:37 PM #35
[QUOTE=Dj Yoshi]Get over yourself.[/QUOTE]
You should try following your own advice.
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2006-08-03, 7:39 PM #36
Originally posted by phoenix_9286:
Yay for fighting over pointless stupid crap in a thread about getting hurt playing airsoft!
:rolleyes:

Because this thread was so damn interesting on its own. Who cares.

Originally posted by Emon:
You should try following your own advice.

I would if I could. Unfortunately, I'm not as infatuated with my own form as you are. Sorry :)
D E A T H
2006-08-03, 7:40 PM #37
[QUOTE=Dj Yoshi]I'm not as infatuated with my own form as you are.[/QUOTE]
"great job making assumptions."
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2006-08-03, 7:41 PM #38
Originally posted by Emon:
"great job making assumptions."

That's more observation than assumption.
D E A T H
2006-08-03, 7:50 PM #39
[QUOTE=Dj Yoshi]Because this thread was so damn interesting on its own. Who cares.[/QUOTE]
It wasn't interesting, no. It was, however, amusing. And if you didn't find it interesting or amusing, you didn't have to post. I think you've given out that advice on several occasions yourself. But you're Yoshi, and you just seem to perpetually have a stick up your *** these days so that probably doesn't matter at all to you.

Anyone wanna take a bet on how long it is before he's banned again?
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2006-08-03, 7:52 PM #40
If I play my cards I can have it done in a few hours, but I don't think it would be worth the time.
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