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AOL stole my child

2006-08-08, 1:27 PM #1

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Relieving news.

Jess gave birth this morning at 1:30 am. Gave birth to a baby girl. I recieved a phone call at noon today, confirming that the child is not mine and that it really is the *******'s kid. So now its confirmed, Jess is a ***** and she's stuck with a child she can't handle. The father isn't going to take care of or acknowledge the kid.

I'm relieved that my kid will not be born into split-parenthood and that I can finally shut the cheating piece of trash whore that is Jess.

Good riddance I say, and hello to my new life.

Jep

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2006-08-08, 1:28 PM #2

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

Posts: 8,804

Damn those AOL ******ages!

2006-08-08, 1:29 PM #3

Deadman

twitches

Posts: 6,222

Wheres the AOL bit?

You can't judge a book by it's file size

2006-08-08, 1:30 PM #4

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

Posts: 8,804

it's the **********'s part. It's censored.

2006-08-08, 1:30 PM #5

ECHOMAN

"Has it won yet?"

Posts: 17,215

I feel bad for the kid.

SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2006-08-08, 1:31 PM #6

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

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Me too.

2006-08-08, 1:31 PM #7

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Yea, I feel sorry for the kid, too.

But it ain't mine!

SHIBBYYYYYY!

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2006-08-08, 1:31 PM #8

Zloc_Vergo

Zulenglashernbracker

Posts: 5,888

Awesome (in retrospect, not awesome considering what you've been through)

This means no child support, though!

I had a blog. It sucked.

2006-08-08, 1:32 PM #9

ECHOMAN

"Has it won yet?"

Posts: 17,215

If she calls you for desperate help, would you deny her though?

SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2006-08-08, 1:32 PM #10

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Now I need to find a new pretty girl to make happy and make a life with.

Hmmmm.

*gets the dice cup*

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2006-08-08, 1:32 PM #11

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Originally posted by Echoman:

If she calls you for desperate help, would you deny her though?

Yes.

I told her on the phone, "Congrats for the chick. Now that our last link is broken, I don't want to hear from you again. Have a good life girl."

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2006-08-08, 1:33 PM #12

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

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I would start a life anew in the wonders of Finland. But then again I'm not as awesome as Jep

2006-08-08, 1:34 PM #13

SF_GoldG_01

Comma king

Posts: 4,841

When did this take place?

Nothing to see here, move along.

2006-08-08, 1:34 PM #14

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Originally posted by Anovis:

I would start a life anew in the wonders of Finland. But then again I'm not as awesome as Jep

Yioho Yioho a Finnburger's life for meeeeee.

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2006-08-08, 1:35 PM #15

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

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Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:

When did this take place?

This morning.. *points to post*

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2006-08-08, 1:35 PM #16

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

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mmmmmmmmm Finnburgers

2006-08-08, 1:36 PM #17

JediKirby

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In the parlor, with massage creams.

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2006-08-08, 1:37 PM #18

SF_GoldG_01

Comma king

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Originally posted by Jepman:

This morning.. *points to post*

Nononono... I mean't nine months ago, when some one was fooling around.
<.<
>.>

Nothing to see here, move along.

2006-08-08, 1:38 PM #19

Impi

THX

Posts: 4,686

That none months ago thing happened nine months ago. :v:

Sorry for the lousy German

2006-08-08, 1:38 PM #20

finity5

I dont need no stinking title

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Originally posted by Echoman:

If she calls you for desperate help, would you deny her though?

I would.

Good you can finally be rid of her forever though

2006-08-08, 1:41 PM #21

Zloc_Vergo

Zulenglashernbracker

Posts: 5,888

Originally posted by Impi:

That none months ago thing happened nine months ago. :v:

You sure it wasn't eight?

I had a blog. It sucked.

2006-08-08, 1:44 PM #22

Chewbubba

Corrupting the Nation's Youth.

Posts: 4,034

How did they confirm it wasn't your offspring?

I feel sorry for the kid, but it wasn't your fault. Glad you dumped her.

"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."

2006-08-08, 1:45 PM #23

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

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Dna Testing Omg

2006-08-08, 1:51 PM #24

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Originally posted by Chewbubba:

How did they confirm it wasn't your offspring?

I feel sorry for the kid, but it wasn't your fault. Glad you dumped her.

Some DNA testing. I don't have any details, heck I didn't even know whether DNA testing existed or not.

I told her she was the one who put herself in that situation, so she can work it out herself.

This whole thing brings a whole new meaning to my last name. Laliberté. THE FREEDOM.

*cackles madly*

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Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2006-08-08, 2:15 PM #25

Petmc.

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Good for you Jep

Reminds me of when I was 13 and got 2 girls pregnant at summer camp

Haven't heard anything since :psyduck:

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2006-08-08, 2:18 PM #26

CaveDemon

Banned?

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Jepkid, I am your father.

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2006-08-08, 2:26 PM #27

stinkey diver

Not holy, just stinky

Posts: 446

I dont understand. America On Line had a baby with this jess girl? what am i missing

Take that there and put it in here

2006-08-08, 2:27 PM #28

Martyn

The Daddy

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If you're looking for hawt mansecks, I'm sure I can fit you in somewhere....

2006-08-08, 2:34 PM #29

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

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[QUOTE=stinkey diver]I dont understand. America On Line had a baby with this jess girl? what am i missing[/QUOTE]

didn't you see her search results?

2006-08-08, 2:35 PM #30

DEFINOTELY NOT SPE

Banned

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YOU'LL NEED TO RUB IT IN

every 6 months offer help, then poop in her sink.

2006-08-08, 2:39 PM #31

Grant

Arrest this man!

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wow, I must really be out of the loop... a while ago it's all fun and games with jepgirl or something... now she's a cheating whore... super.

The Gas Station

2006-08-08, 2:58 PM #32

Space_Bandit

You stole my heart

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Originally posted by petmc20:

Reminds me of when I was 13 and got 2 girls pregnant at summer camp

I hope you're kidding.

"DON'T TASE ME BRO!" lol

2006-08-08, 3:00 PM #33

DEFINOTELY NOT SPE

Banned

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haha i dont

2006-08-08, 3:02 PM #34

Stinkywrix

Stinky wrists

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Originally posted by Grant:

wow, I must really be out of the loop... a while ago it's all fun and games with jepgirl or something... now she's a cheating whore... super.

Yeah.

Somebody fill me in please?

:confused:

2006-08-08, 3:05 PM #35

DEFINOTELY NOT SPE

Banned

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1) the jep man and girl happy and together, announces pregnancy.
2) the man jep was furious, the girl jep was a cheating whore.
3) the man jep tells her to **** off.
4) the baby isnt his.
5) yay, lets have a rape party!

2006-08-08, 3:33 PM #36

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

[QUOTE=Mr. Stafford]1) the jep man and girl happy and together, announces pregnancy.
2) the man jep was furious, the girl jep was a cheating whore.
3) the man jep tells her to **** off.
4) the baby isnt his.
5) yay, lets have a rape party![/QUOTE]

Yay rape party! My treat!

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Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2006-08-08, 3:38 PM #37

Jarl

Clean-Shaven and Baby-Smooth

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Oooh yeah girl we gon' have us a rape party.

-Imma get it an Imma have it willinly.

2006-08-08, 3:47 PM #38

stinkey diver

Not holy, just stinky

Posts: 446

Originally posted by Anovis:

didn't you see her search results?

Search results?

Take that there and put it in here

2006-08-08, 3:51 PM #39

Stinkywrix

Stinky wrists

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Originally posted by Jepman:

Yay rape party! My treat!

Is it rape if its concensual? Kind of defeats the point of a rape party, doesnt it?

2006-08-08, 4:01 PM #40

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

I can scream "Oh no!" and "Please don't!" if it really means that much to you.

Yarrrr

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless