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AOL stole my child
2006-08-08, 4:26 PM #41
That kid has on hell of a rough life ahead...

Poor kid..

On another note

YAY IT AINT JEPS! WE CAN KEEP HIS SOUL!
2006-08-08, 4:59 PM #42
poor kid, but congrats!!
Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.
2006-08-08, 6:00 PM #43
Originally posted by Space_Bandit:
I hope you're kidding.


Apparently, you missed the psyduck

:psyduck: = Joke/Sarcasm
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2006-08-08, 6:01 PM #44
Actually it means frustration.

Jep, I was actually relieved to hear the news. That's great. It sucks for the kid, but at least it isn't on you. It's sad that she turned out to be such a *****. She was pretty hot. :o
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2006-08-08, 6:03 PM #45
Would this be a bad time to say that I've cheated on you several times?
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2006-08-08, 6:08 PM #46
*slaps*

[blackmamaheadshake]Son, you ain't getting it with me no mo'[/blackmamaheadshake]
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-08-08, 6:21 PM #47
Aww jeez maw.
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2006-08-08, 6:22 PM #48
Nuh huh. Do make slap yo black ***.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-08-08, 7:52 PM #49
Originally posted by JediGandalf:
Aww jeez maw.

this was where it got creepy
Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.
2006-08-08, 9:00 PM #50
Hmm... roleplaying? I'll get my dice... and my camera. :psyduck:
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2006-08-08, 10:00 PM #51
haha dude that's great...

I bet she feels like a whore right now.
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2006-08-08, 10:11 PM #52
So, did you know the jig was up when she turn out to be a whale?
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2006-08-09, 4:34 PM #53
Jep, you should have gone on Maury. :ninja:

Jepman, you are NOT the father!

:D
Pissed Off?
2006-08-09, 4:41 PM #54
"Baby, I am not your father."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Its not possible!"

"Yes. You're stuck with your cheating whore of a mother."

*baby throws itself into the vast emptiness*
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-08-09, 4:43 PM #55
Yeah.
Pissed Off?
2006-08-09, 4:43 PM #56
That...IS...AWESOME
2006-08-09, 4:51 PM #57
Hahahahaha.

You know what, this actually sucks for you.


I mean, do you really think you're going to find anywhere meaningfull to sheath the sword anytime soon?
2006-08-09, 4:55 PM #58
I already have :P

Her best friend.

Take that cheating ho.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-08-09, 4:56 PM #59
Yeah....




WELL YOU STILL NEVER FINISHED SHOWDOWN.
2006-08-09, 4:57 PM #60
I know :(
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-08-09, 6:50 PM #61
Jep's sword is getting rusty. Haha.

Congrats on the ******* child not being yours. Now go burn her house down while they're sleeping so you're sure you NEVER see that cheating piece of *****slut again. :v:
2006-08-09, 6:57 PM #62
Originally posted by Shintock:
Jep's sword is getting rusty. Haha.

Congrats on the ******* child not being yours. Now go burn her house down while they're sleeping so you're sure you NEVER see that cheating piece of *****slut again. :v:


lol, I'm not that insane yet :(
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-08-09, 7:00 PM #63
you need to take my advice....

take things easy...

offer her help.

THEN POOP IN HER SINK.
2006-08-09, 7:02 PM #64
AND THEN POOP IN HER ****, AND PUT UP A SIGN THAT SAYS "OUT OF ORDER."

Stupid skank.
2006-08-09, 7:03 PM #65
well a **** in a **** would be a funny alternative.
2006-08-09, 7:04 PM #66
So would a **** in a ****muffin*****.

:v:
2006-08-09, 7:15 PM #67
Originally posted by Shintock:
AND THEN POOP IN HER ****, AND PUT UP A SIGN THAT SAYS "OUT OF ORDER."

Stupid skank.


LMAO!!!
Pissed Off?
2006-08-09, 7:18 PM #68
I declare this day to be National No-Jess Day!

Also known as National No-Whorez (Unless you pay for them) Day!
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2006-08-09, 7:23 PM #69
Originally posted by petmc20:
Apparently, you missed the psyduck

:psyduck: = Joke/Sarcasm


Dammit, I was just going to ask if "that was you!?!??!" because I know a kid who actually did that at a camp I went to like 5 years ago when he was 13 ...

[btw, who is the ******* father, Jep? Do you know him?]
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