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Which (movie-action) hero are you?
2006-08-14, 7:03 PM #1
one of those quizzy things

I'm Neo :( I wanted to be captain jack

You scored as Neo, the "One".



Neo is the computer hacker-turned-Messiah of the Matrix. He leads a small group of human rebels against the technology that controls them. Neo doubts his ability to lead but doesn't want to disappoint his friends. His goal is for a world where all men know the Truth and are free from the bonds of the Matrix.

Neo, the "One"
79%
Captain Jack Sparrow
71%
James Bond, Agent 007
71%
El Zorro
71%
Batman, the Dark Knight
71%
Indiana Jones
63%
Maximus
58%
The Amazing Spider-Man
54%
Lara Croft
50%
William Wallace
50%
The Terminator
42%
一个大西瓜
2006-08-14, 7:09 PM #2
Jack Sparrow?

Oh for ****s sake no.
2006-08-14, 7:12 PM #3
...


You scored as Neo, the "One".



Neo is the computer hacker-turned-Messiah of the Matrix. He leads a small group of human rebels against the technology that controls them. Neo doubts his ability to lead but doesn't want to disappoint his friends. His goal is for a world where all men know the Truth and are free from the bonds of the Matrix.

Neo, the "One"

75%

The Terminator

67%

James Bond, Agent 007

54%

The Amazing Spider-Man

50%

Batman, the Dark Knight

50%

Captain Jack Sparrow

42%

Maximus

42%

Indiana Jones

38%

Lara Croft

29%

El Zorro

29%

William Wallace

25%
I had a blog. It sucked.
2006-08-14, 7:13 PM #4
i got batman. kick *** :D

You scored as Batman, the Dark Knight.

As the Dark Knight of Gotham, Batman is a vigilante who deals out his own brand of justice to the criminals and corrupt of the city. He follows his own code and is often misunderstood. He has few friends or allies, but finds comfort in his cause.

Neo, the "One"

79%

Batman, the Dark Knight

79%

Captain Jack Sparrow

75%

Maximus

71%

James Bond, Agent 007

67%

The Terminator

58%

Indiana Jones

54%

Lara Croft

54%

El Zorro

42%

William Wallace

42%

The Amazing Spider-Man

42%
2006-08-14, 7:19 PM #5
Oh suck, I got the only chick on the list :gbk:
Even READING my answeres, I was certain I was going to get that dude from braveheart, or possibly V. I got neither.

Lara Croft 79%
William Wallace 75%
James Bond, Agent 007 71%
Maximus 71%
Batman, the Dark Knight 63%
Neo, the "One" 63%
El Zorro 54%
Indiana Jones 50%
The Amazing Spider-Man 50%
Captain Jack Sparrow 42%
The Terminator 38%
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2006-08-14, 7:19 PM #6
You scored as Maximus.


After his family was murdered by the evil emperor Commodus, the great Roman general Maximus went into hiding to avoid Commodus's assassins. He became a gladiator, hoping to dominate the colosseum in order to one day get the chance of killing Commodus. Maximus is valiant, courageous, and dedicated. He wants nothing more than the chance to avenge his family, but his temper often gets the better of him.

Maximus 71%

Batman, the Dark Knight 67%

James Bond, Agent 007 63%

William Wallace 58%

The Amazing Spider-Man 54%

The Terminator 54%

Neo, the "One" 54%

Lara Croft 50%

Indiana Jones 50%

Captain Jack Sparrow 50%

El Zorro 38%
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2006-08-14, 7:22 PM #7
You scored as Batman, the Dark Knight.



As the Dark Knight of Gotham, Batman is a vigilante who deals out his own brand of justice to the criminals and corrupt of the city. He follows his own code and is often misunderstood. He has few friends or allies, but finds comfort in his cause.

Batman, the Dark Knight

79%

James Bond, Agent 007

63%

El Zorro

46%

Maximus

42%

Captain Jack Sparrow

42%

Lara Croft

38%

The Terminator

38%

Neo, the "One"

33%

Indiana Jones

33%

The Amazing Spider-Man

25%

William Wallace

17%
Wes Darklighter
|Theed|
2006-08-14, 7:23 PM #8
Jack Sparrow.
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2006-08-14, 7:24 PM #9
I was Maximus, with Batman a distant 2nd.
"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."
2006-08-14, 7:26 PM #10
I'm Spider-Man.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2006-08-14, 7:29 PM #11
Indiana Jones.
[Edit: Which surprises me, Jones didn't do enough damage...]
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-08-14, 7:37 PM #12
Batman, the Dark Knight 75%
Lara Croft 67%
James Bond, Agent 007 63%
Indiana Jones 58%

Sweet, I'm Christian Bale. HOT.
2006-08-14, 7:39 PM #13
You scored as Indiana Jones.

Indiana Jones is an archaeologist/adventurer with an unquenchable love for danger and excitement. He travels the globe in search of historical relics. He loves travel, excitement, and a good archaeological discovery. He hates Nazis and snakes, perhaps to the same degree. He always brings along his trusty whip and fedora. He's tough, cool, and dedicated. He relies on both brains and brawn to get him out of trouble and into it.

Indiana Jones

63%

Batman, the Dark Knight

63%

Captain Jack Sparrow

63%

Lara Croft

54%

Maximus

54%

El Zorro

54%

Neo, the "One"

50%

James Bond, Agent 007

50%

William Wallace

50%

The Amazing Spider-Man

46%

The Terminator

38%
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2006-08-14, 7:39 PM #14
I would have liked to have gotten Spiderman. I got the following instead (Neo only scored higher because I chose "I have kung-fu" over "having a secret hideout is essential"):

You scored as Neo, the "One".

Neo is the computer hacker-turned-Messiah of the Matrix. He leads a small group of human rebels against the technology that controls them. Neo doubts his ability to lead but doesn't want to disappoint his friends. His goal is for a world where all men know the Truth and are free from the bonds of the Matrix.

Batman, the Dark Knight
54%

Neo, the "One"
54%

Lara Croft
46%

The Terminator
46%

The Amazing Spider-Man
46%

Captain Jack Sparrow
38%

William Wallace
38%

Maximus
33%

Indiana Jones
29%

El Zorro
17%

James Bond, Agent 007
17%
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2006-08-14, 7:45 PM #15
Captain Jack Sparrow

Roguish,quick-witted, and incredibly lucky, Jack Sparrow is a pirate who sometimes ends up being a hero, against his better judgement. Captain Jack looks out for #1, but he can be counted on (usually) to do the right thing. He has an incredibly persuasive tongue, a mind that borders on genius or insanity, and an incredible talent for getting into trouble and getting out of it. Maybe its brains, maybe its genius, or maybe its just plain luck. Or maybe a mixture of all three.

Captain Jack Sparrow 75%
Batman, the Dark Knight 71%
The Amazing Spider-Man 71%
William Wallace 71%
Neo, the "One" 63%
Maximus 63%
Indiana Jones 54%
Lara Croft 50%
The Terminator 46%
El Zorro 46%
James Bond, Agent 007 46%
"It sounds like an epidemic."
"Look, I don't know what that means. But it happens all the time." - Penny Arcade
Last.fm
2006-08-14, 9:07 PM #16
You scored as Captain Jack Sparrow.

Roguish,quick-witted, and incredibly lucky, Jack Sparrow is a pirate who sometimes ends up being a hero, against his better judgement. Captain Jack looks out for #1, but he can be counted on (usually) to do the right thing. He has an incredibly persuasive tongue, a mind that borders on genius or insanity, and an incredible talent for getting into trouble and getting out of it. Maybe its brains, maybe its genius, or maybe its just plain luck. Or maybe a mixture of all three.

Captain Jack Sparrow

92%

Indiana Jones

79%

William Wallace

79%

Maximus

63%

James Bond, Agent 007

54%

The Terminator

50%

Lara Croft

50%

The Amazing Spider-Man

42%

Neo, the "One"

38%

El Zorro

33%

Batman, the Dark Knight

33%
2006-08-14, 9:13 PM #17
I like how there is a grand total of 2 massassians that have thus far bothered to delete all the unneeded spaces between all their other percentages...
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-08-14, 9:13 PM #18
You scored as James Bond, Agent 007.

James Bond is MI6's best agent, a suave, sophisticated super spy with charm, cunning, and a license's to kill. He doesn't care about rules or regulations and somewhat amoral. He does care about saving humanity though, as well as the beautiful women who fill his world. Bond has expensive tastes, a wide knowledge of many subjects, and his usually armed with a clever gadget and an appropriate one-liner.

James Bond, Agent 007
83%
William Wallace
71%
Indiana Jones
71%
Batman, the Dark Knight
67%
Neo, the "One"
67%
Maximus
63%
The Terminator
58%
Lara Croft
58%
The Amazing Spider-Man
50%
Captain Jack Sparrow
50%
El Zorro
46%
Author of the JK levels:
Sand Trap & Sand Trap (Night)
2006-08-14, 9:22 PM #19
Im Indiana Jone *****es!
2006-08-14, 9:28 PM #20
I'm Maximus.
After his family was murdered by the evil emperor Commodus, the great Roman general Maximus went into hiding to avoid Commodus's assassins. He became a gladiator, hoping to dominate the colosseum in order to one day get the chance of killing Commodus. Maximus is valiant, courageous, and dedicated. He wants nothing more than the chance to avenge his family, but his temper often gets the better of him.
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2006-08-14, 9:29 PM #21
Originally posted by Roach:
I like how there is a grand total of 2 massassians that have thus far bothered to delete all the unneeded spaces between all their other percentages...


I was just gonna say:

STOP BEING LAZY, *****ES!
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2006-08-14, 9:38 PM #22
I got Batman. Not too bad, but I'd rather have Indy :D
2006-08-14, 10:08 PM #23
Batman, the Dark Knight

92%

Neo, the "One"

67%

Indiana Jones

63%

The Terminator

46%

The Amazing Spider-Man

42%

Captain Jack Sparrow

33%

William Wallace

33%

Lara Croft

29%

James Bond, Agent 007

29%

Maximus

29%

El Zorro

17%
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2006-08-14, 10:17 PM #24
You scored as Batman, the Dark Knight.



As the Dark Knight of Gotham, Batman is a vigilante who deals out his own brand of justice to the criminals and corrupt of the city. He follows his own code and is often misunderstood. He has few friends or allies, but finds comfort in his cause.

Neo, the "One"

96%

Batman, the Dark Knight

96%

Indiana Jones

79%

William Wallace

67%

The Amazing Spider-Man

67%

The Terminator

63%

Maximus

58%

El Zorro

50%

Lara Croft

46%

James Bond, Agent 007

42%

Captain Jack Sparrow

38%
"DON'T TASE ME BRO!" lol
2006-08-14, 10:21 PM #25
Quote:
You scored as The Terminator.

The Terminator can be good or evil. It just depends on who's manipulating his circuits. When he's evil, he's a killing machine. When he's good, he's---well, a killing machine. He often comes back in time to protect certain human beings from other Terminators. He has no sense of stealth or subtlety and will do whatever it takes to accomplish his mission. He has a curious penchant for sunglasses and seems to enjoy mimicking human slang.

Indiana Jones
75%
The Terminator
75%
Batman, the Dark Knight
71%
James Bond, Agent 007
67%
Maximus
67%
Captain Jack Sparrow
63%
El Zorro
63%
Neo, the "One"
63%
Lara Croft
54%
William Wallace
42%
The Amazing Spider-Man
38%


I liked the question about 'stealth' and 'crushing'. God damn stealth ruins things.
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2006-08-14, 10:30 PM #26
Captain Jack Sparrow 83%
Indiana Jones 75%
Batman, the Dark Knight 75%
Maximus 71%
William Wallace 71%
The Terminator 58%
Lara Croft 58%
El Zorro 58%
Neo, the "One" 58%
The Amazing Spider-Man 58%
James Bond, Agent 007 54%
2006-08-14, 10:33 PM #27
You scored as James Bond, Agent 007.

James Bond is MI6's best agent, a suave, sophisticated super spy with charm, cunning, and a license's to kill. He doesn't care about rules or regulations and somewhat amoral. He does care about saving humanity though, as well as the beautiful women who fill his world. Bond has expensive tastes, a wide knowledge of many subjects, and is usually armed with a gun, a clever gadget and an appropriate one-liner.


James Bond, Agent 007 83%
El Zorro 80%
William Wallace 71%
Batman, the Dark Knight 71%
Indiana Jones 63%
2006-08-14, 10:43 PM #28
Quote:
After his family was murdered by the evil emperor Commodus, the great Roman general Maximus went into hiding to avoid Commodus's assassins. He became a gladiator, hoping to dominate the colosseum in order to one day get the chance of killing Commodus. Maximus is valiant, courageous, and dedicated. He wants nothing more than the chance to avenge his family, but his temper often gets the better of him.

Maximus 83%

Batman, the Dark Knight 75%

The Terminator67%

Neo, the "One" 63%

Indiana Jones 54%

Captain Jack Sparrow 50%

Lara Croft 46%

The Amazing Spider-Man46%

James Bond, Agent 007 42%

William Wallace 38%

El Zorro 29%

MAXIMVS! MAXIMVS! MAXIMVS!
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2006-08-14, 11:03 PM #29
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You scored as James Bond, Agent 007.

James Bond is MI6's best agent, a suave, sophisticated super spy with charm, cunning, and a license's to kill. He doesn't care about rules or regulations and somewhat amoral. He does care about saving humanity though, as well as the beautiful women who fill his world. Bond has expensive tastes, a wide knowledge of many subjects, and his usually armed with a clever gadget and an appropriate one-liner.

James Bond, Agent 007 88%
Lara Croft 75%
Indiana Jones 75%
Maximus 67%
Batman, the Dark Knight 63%
Neo, the "One" 63%
The Amazing Spider-Man 54%
Captain Jack Sparrow 46%
El Zorro 38%
William Wallace 38%
The Terminator 25%
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I get the cool car.
2006-08-14, 11:03 PM #30
You scored as William Wallace.



The great Scottish warrior William Wallace led his people against their English oppressors in a campaign that won independence for Scotland and immortalized him in the hearts of his countrymen. With his warrior's heart, tactician's mind, and poet's soul, Wallace was a brilliant leader. He just wanted to live a simple life on his farm, but he gave it up to help his country in its time of need.

Lara Croft

58%

William Wallace

58%

Maximus

50%

Indiana Jones

46%

The Terminator

46%

El Zorro

42%

James Bond, Agent 007

38%

Neo, the "One"

33%

Batman, the Dark Knight

33%

Captain Jack Sparrow

29%

The Amazing Spider-Man

29%
Pissed Off?
2006-08-14, 11:15 PM #31
Indiana Jones
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2006-08-14, 11:31 PM #32
You scored as Batman, the Dark Knight.



As the Dark Knight of Gotham, Batman is a vigilante who deals out his own brand of justice to the criminals and corrupt of the city. He follows his own code and is often misunderstood. He has few friends or allies, but finds comfort in his cause.

Batman, the Dark Knight

75%

Captain Jack Sparrow

67%

Neo, the "One"

63%

The Terminator

54%

Maximus

54%

The Amazing Spider-Man

54%

Indiana Jones

50%

William Wallace

46%

Lara Croft

46%

El Zorro

38%

James Bond, Agent 007

25%
2006-08-14, 11:31 PM #33
You scored as The Amazing Spider-Man.



After being bitten by a radioactive spider, Peter Parker was transformed from a nerdy high school student into New York's greatest hero. Peter enjoys the thrill of being a super hero, but he struggles with the burdens of leading a double life. He hopes someday to win the heart of his true love Mary Jane, the woman he's loved since before he even liked girls. Right now, he just wants to make it through college and pay his bills.

The Amazing Spider-Man
75%

Lara Croft 67%
Indiana Jones 67%
Captain Jack Sparrow 58%
Batman, the Dark Knight 58%
Neo, the "One" 58%
The Terminator 50%
El Zorro 50%
James Bond, Agent 007 42%
William Wallace 42%
Maximus 33%

Spiderman?! Lara Croft?!

I mean, I would totally be a hero who climbs all over stuff, but come on. I am El Zorro!
Ban Jin!
Nobody really needs work when you have awesome. - xhuxus
2006-08-14, 11:45 PM #34
You scored as Captain Jack Sparrow.

Roguish,quick-witted, and incredibly lucky, Jack Sparrow is a pirate who sometimes ends up being a hero, against his better judgement. Captain Jack looks out for #1, but he can be counted on (usually) to do the right thing. He has an incredibly persuasive tongue, a mind that borders on genius or insanity, and an incredible talent for getting into trouble and getting out of it. Maybe its brains, maybe its genius, or maybe its just plain luck. Or maybe a mixture of all three.

Lara Croft - 79%
Captain Jack Sparrow - 79%
El Zorro - 79%
Batman, the Dark Knight - 71%
Neo, the "One" - 67%
James Bond, Agent 007 - 67%
The Amazing Spider-Man - 67%
Indiana Jones - 58%
William Wallace - 50%
The Terminator - 38%
Maximus - 38%
ORJ / My Level: ORJ Temple Tournament I
2006-08-15, 1:02 AM #35
cool :cool:

You scored as James Bond, Agent 007.

James Bond is MI6's best agent, a suave, sophisticated super spy with charm, cunning, and a license's to kill. He doesn't care about rules or regulations and somewhat amoral. He does care about saving humanity though, as well as the beautiful women who fill his world. Bond has expensive tastes, a wide knowledge of many subjects, and his usually armed with a clever gadget and an appropriate one-liner.

James Bond, Agent 007
75%

Neo, the "One"
63%

Batman, the Dark Knight
58%

El Zorro
50%

The Terminator
42%

Captain Jack Sparrow
38%

Indiana Jones
38%

Maximus
38%

Lara Croft
33%

The Amazing Spider-Man
33%

William Wallace
25%
2006-08-15, 1:21 AM #36
Are you DENSE?
Are you RETARDED or SOMETHING?
Who the HELL do you think I AM?

I'm the GODDAMN BATMAN!!!

Quote:

You scored as Batman, the Dark Knight.

As the Dark Knight of Gotham, Batman is a vigilante who deals out his own brand of justice to the criminals and corrupt of the city. He follows his own code and is often misunderstood. He has few friends or allies, but finds comfort in his cause.

Batman, the Dark Knight 92%
Neo, the "One" --- 63%
The Terminator --- 63%
William Wallace --- 58%
James Bond, Agent 007 --- 54%
Lara Croft --- 50%
Maximus --- 50%
Captain Jack Sparrow --- 50%
The Amazing Spider-Man --- 46%
Indiana Jones --- 42%
El Zorro --- 33%
The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!
2006-08-15, 1:33 AM #37
I'm just going to throw this out there: I'm the coolest guy on the list?

63% Indiana Jones
54% Batman, the Dark Knight
50% Neo, the "One"
46% James Bond, Agent 007
46% The Amazing Spider-Man
46% William Wallace
42% Captain Jack Sparrow
42% Maximus
Warhead[97]
2006-08-15, 3:06 AM #38
You scored as James Bond, Agent 007.

James Bond, Agent 007

83%

Batman, the Dark Knight

75%

Captain Jack Sparrow

75%

Lara Croft

71%

Indiana Jones

71%

William Wallace

63%

The Amazing Spider-Man

58%

Neo, the "One"

58%

The Terminator

54%

El Zorro

54%

Maximus

54%
2006-08-15, 3:27 AM #39
Indiana Jones... right on! :cool:

Indiana Jones is an archaeologist/adventurer with an unquenchable love for danger and excitement. He travels the globe in search of historical relics. He loves travel, excitement, and a good archaeological discovery. He hates Nazis and snakes, perhaps to the same degree. He always brings along his trusty whip and fedora. He's tough, cool, and dedicated. He relies on both brains and brawn to get him out of trouble and into it.

Indiana Jones 75%
Maximus 75%
Neo, the "One" 67%
The Amazing Spider-Man 63%
The Terminator 63%
Lara Croft 63%
El Zorro 58%
Batman, the Dark Knight 54%
James Bond, Agent 007 50%
William Wallace 50%
Captain Jack Sparrow 38%
"You want the truth?! You can't handle the truth!! No truth-handler you!! Bah!! I deride your truth-handling ability!!"
2006-08-15, 4:22 AM #40
I want you all to tell your friends about me...

I'm Batman.
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
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