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Which (movie-action) hero are you?

2006-08-15, 6:48 AM #41

Spork

Junior Vice-President

Posts: 6,279

007

Woulda been my choice out of that list, too. Well, Bond or Batman.

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2006-08-15, 7:09 AM #42

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Maximus.

Awesome, it would've been my first choice.

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Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2006-08-15, 7:15 AM #43

Wolfy

I TYPE LOUD

Posts: 10,623

I'm glad that Neo is only my third one. Maximus would kick his Hot Topic ***.

What, are you dense?
Are you retarded or something?
Who the hell do you think I am?
I'm The Goddamn Batman.

You scored as Batman, the Dark Knight.

Batman, the Dark Knight

79%

Maximus

71%

Neo, the "One"

58%

Captain Jack Sparrow

58%

James Bond, Agent 007

54%

Indiana Jones

50%

William Wallace

50%

The Terminator

46%

Lara Croft

46%

El Zorro

33%

The Amazing Spider-Man

33%

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2006-08-15, 7:20 AM #44

DEFINOTELY NOT SPE

Banned

Posts: 8,138

BATMAN mother****ers.

(for roach)

You scored as Batman, the Dark Knight.

As the Dark Knight of Gotham, Batman is a vigilante who deals out his own brand

of justice to the criminals and corrupt of the city. He follows his own code and is

often misunderstood. He has few friends or allies, but finds comfort in his cause.

Batman, the Dark Knight

92%

Captain Jack Sparrow

88%

James Bond, Agent 007

71%

Indiana Jones

63%

Lara Croft

46%

The Terminator

46%

El Zorro

42%

Neo, the "One"

38%

The Amazing Spider-Man

33%

Maximus

33%

William Wallace

25%

2006-08-15, 7:37 AM #45

TimeWolfOfThePast

Why not?

Posts: 5,785

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONES!

You scored as Indiana Jones.

Indiana Jones is an archaeologist/adventurer with an unquenchable love for danger and excitement. He travels the globe in search of historical relics. He loves travel, excitement, and a good archaeological discovery. He hates Nazis and snakes, perhaps to the same degree. He always brings along his trusty whip and fedora. He's tough, cool, and dedicated. He relies on both brains and brawn to get him out of trouble and into it.

Maximus

58%

Indiana Jones

58%

Lara Croft

58%

The Amazing Spider-Man

58%

Neo, the "One"

54%

William Wallace

50%

James Bond, Agent 007

46%

Captain Jack Sparrow

42%

The Terminator

38%

El Zorro

38%

Batman, the Dark Knight

38%

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2006-08-15, 10:08 AM #46

RingMaster481

Leet Dancert

Posts: 1,331

Bond, James Bond.

2006-08-15, 10:44 AM #47

Masq

Posts: 1,001

You scored as Lara Croft.

A thrill-seeking, slightly unscrupulous, tough-as-nails archaeologist, Lara Croft travels the world in search of ancient relics perhaps better left hidden. She packs two Colt .45s and has no fear of jumping off buildings, exploring creepy tombs, or taking on evil meglomaniacs bent on world domination.

Lara Croft
96%

Captain Jack Sparrow
71%

The Amazing Spider-Man
71%

Batman, the Dark Knight
71%

Neo, the "One"
67%

Indiana Jones
63%

El Zorro
63%

James Bond, Agent 007
63%

William Wallace
46%

Maximus
46%

The Terminator
38%

2006-08-15, 11:03 AM #48

fishstickz

New, Improved, and Boneless

Posts: 6,606

What are you dense? Are you retarded or something? Im the goddam Batman, the Dark Knight.

As the Dark Knight of Gotham, Batman is a vigilante who deals out his own brand of justice to the criminals and corrupt of the city. He follows his own code and is often misunderstood. He has few friends or allies, but finds comfort in his cause.

Batman, the Dark Knight
79%

Indiana Jones
71%

Neo, the "One"
71%

Lara Croft
67%

The Amazing Spider-Man
63%

El Zorro
58%

Maximus
54%

William Wallace
50%

Captain Jack Sparrow
46%

James Bond, Agent 007
46%

The Terminator
42%

"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor

2006-08-15, 11:33 AM #49

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

Posts: 8,804

You scored as Captain Jack Sparrow.

Roguish,quick-witted, and incredibly lucky, Jack Sparrow is a pirate who sometimes ends up being a hero, against his better judgement. Captain Jack looks out for #1, but he can be counted on (usually) to do the right thing. He has an incredibly persuasive tongue, a mind that borders on genius or insanity, and an incredible talent for getting into trouble and getting out of it. Maybe its brains, maybe its genius, or maybe its just plain luck. Or maybe a mixture of all three.

Captain Jack Sparrow
83%

Indiana Jones
79%

Neo, the "One"
75%

El Zorro
71%

Batman, the Dark Knight
67%

Lara Croft
63%

James Bond, Agent 007
58%

William Wallace
58%

The Amazing Spider-Man
54%

Maximus
54%

The Terminator
29%

Sounds just about right.

2006-08-15, 11:39 AM #50

DesertPike

Fish out of the water

Posts: 514

99% Aunt Jemima

:psyduck:

The tips at the end of shoelaces are called "aglets". Their true purpose is sinister.

2006-08-15, 11:40 AM #51

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

Posts: 8,804

Originally posted by DesertPike:

99% Aunt Jemima

:psyduck:

This quiz must be made by one of those Jemima Witnesses

2006-08-15, 12:15 PM #52

Alan

Boneless Chicken Wings

Posts: 3,339

Quote:

You scored as James Bond, Agent 007.

James Bond is MI6's best agent, a suave, sophisticated super spy with charm, cunning, and a license's to kill. He doesn't care about rules or regulations and somewhat amoral. He does care about saving humanity though, as well as the beautiful women who fill his world. Bond has expensive tastes, a wide knowledge of many subjects, and his usually armed with a clever gadget and an appropriate one-liner.

James Bond, Agent 007 - 96%
Captain Jack Sparrow - 88%
Lara Croft - 67%
Maximus - 63%
Batman, the Dark Knight - 63%
Indiana Jones - 63%
William Wallace - 54%
The Amazing Spider-Man - 50%
The Terminator - 50%
El Zorro - 46%
Neo, the "One" - 42%

Me and one other person, IIRC. GO US.

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2006-08-15, 12:45 PM #53

Rob

Bah, HUMBUG!

Posts: 13,278

You scored as Batman, the Dark Knight.

As the Dark Knight of Gotham, Batman is a vigilante who deals out his own brand of justice to the criminals and corrupt of the city. He follows his own code and is often misunderstood. He has few friends or allies, but finds comfort in his cause.

Batman, the Dark Knight

79%
Captain Jack Sparrow

75%
Maximus

67%
Lara Croft

67%
Neo, the "One"

67%
Indiana Jones

67%
El Zorro

63%
James Bond, Agent 007

63%
The Amazing Spider-Man

58%
The Terminator

54%
William Wallace

50%

2006-08-15, 2:33 PM #54

tofu

(Not an) Administrator

Posts: 2,867

Batman, the Dark Knight

83%

James Bond, Agent 007

67%

Maximus

67%

Indiana Jones

67%

William Wallace

67%

Lara Croft

58%

Captain Jack Sparrow

58%

El Zorro

58%

The Amazing Spider-Man

54%

Neo, the "One"

54%

The Terminator

46%

The Terminator shouldn't be on there.

2006-08-15, 2:36 PM #55

Roach

Registered User

Posts: 5,275

[QUOTE=Mr. Stafford]BATMAN mother****ers.

(for roach)

You scored as Batman, the Dark Knight.

As the Dark Knight of Gotham, Batman is a vigilante who deals out his own brand

of justice to the criminals and corrupt of the city. He follows his own code and is

often misunderstood. He has few friends or allies, but finds comfort in his cause.

Batman, the Dark Knight

92%

Captain Jack Sparrow

88%

James Bond, Agent 007

71%

Indiana Jones

63%

Lara Croft

46%

The Terminator

46%

El Zorro

42%

Neo, the "One"

38%

The Amazing Spider-Man

33%

Maximus

33%

William Wallace

25%[/QUOTE]
I

love

you

Spe,

never

forget

that,

sugar

buns.

omnia mea mecum porto

2006-08-15, 2:38 PM #56

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

Posts: 8,804

sugar buns...lol

2006-08-15, 3:28 PM #57

DEFINOTELY NOT SPE

Banned

Posts: 8,138

Originally posted by Roach:

I

love

you

Spe,

never

forget

that,

sugar

buns.

I

LOVE

YOU

TOO.

You're

such

a

sexy

piece

of

man

meat,

let

me

spitroast

you

a

little

bit.

2006-08-15, 3:31 PM #58

Roach

Registered User

Posts: 5,275

[QUOTE=Mr. Stafford]I

LOVE

YOU

TOO.

You're

such

a

sexy

piece

of

man

meat,

let

me

spitroast

you

a

little

bit.[/QUOTE]

Your

talents

with

the

english

language

amazes

me,

your

poetic

reminders

of

our

love

get

me

through

the

day.

omnia mea mecum porto

2006-08-15, 3:33 PM #59

DEFINOTELY NOT SPE

Banned

Posts: 8,138

Originally posted by Roach:

Your

talents

with

the

english

language

amazes

me,

your

poetic

reminders

of

our

love

get

me

through

the

day.

We

have

each

other

and

that

is

all

we

need,

i

feel

like

I

can

take

on

the

world

with

you

by

my

side.

2006-08-15, 3:37 PM #60

Roach

Registered User

Posts: 5,275

[QUOTE=Mr. Stafford]We

have

each

other

and

that

is

all

we

need,

i

feel

like

I

can

take

on

the

world

with

you

by

my

side.[/QUOTE]

That

reminds

me,

we

are

out

of

milk,

could

you

buy

some

when

you

go

to

purchase

the

cocoa

body

butter?

I

would

appreciate

it

greatly,

flower

dimples.

omnia mea mecum porto

2006-08-15, 3:40 PM #61

DEFINOTELY NOT SPE

Banned

Posts: 8,138

Originally posted by Roach:

That

reminds

me,

we

are

out

of

milk,

could

you

buy

some

when

you

go

to

purchase

the

cocoa

body

butter?

I

would

appreciate

it

greatly,

flower

dimples.

Anything

for

you

baby

doll

i'll

make

sure

I

get

it

with

extra

cream

this

time,

are

we

out

of

cucumbers

too?

2006-08-15, 3:44 PM #62

Roach

Registered User

Posts: 5,275

[QUOTE=Mr. Stafford]Anything

for

you

baby

doll

i'll

make

sure

I

get

it

with

extra

cream

this

time,

are

we

out

of

cucumbers

too?[/QUOTE]
Mmm,

extra

creamy

just

the

way

I

like

it!

I

picked

up

some

cuccumbers

this

morning

along

with

some

bananas

and

whipped

cream.

You

might

want

to

get

more

rash

ointment

though.

omnia mea mecum porto

2006-08-15, 3:47 PM #63

DEFINOTELY NOT SPE

Banned

Posts: 8,138

Originally posted by Roach:

Mmm,

extra

creamy

just

the

way

I

like

it!

I

picked

up

some

cuccumbers

this

morning

along

with

some

bananas

and

whipped

cream.

You

might

want

to

get

more

rash

ointment

though.

Check

under

the

sink

i

think

we

have

some

oxycillin.

I

booked

us

a

weekend

at

Vegas

in

the

honeymoon

suite

at

The

Cowboys

Moist

Chaps

Inn.

2006-08-15, 3:52 PM #64

Roach

Registered User

Posts: 5,275

[QUOTE=Mr. Stafford]Check

under

the

sink

i

think

we

have

some

oxycillin.

I

booked

us

a

weekend

at

Vegas

in

the

honeymoon

suite

at

The

Cowboys

Moist

Chaps

Inn.[/QUOTE]
I've

been

wanting

to

go

there

since

we

over

heard

that

couple

talking

about

it

at

the

rhine

stone

cod

piece

exposium!

You

always

know

just

what

I

want!

And

I

found

the

oxycillin,

now

I

need

to

find

that

pair

of

hot

pants

you

always

talk

about.

omnia mea mecum porto

2006-08-15, 3:56 PM #65

Freelancer

Peelancer

Posts: 15,012

*_______*

"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009

2006-08-15, 3:58 PM #66

DEFINOTELY NOT SPE

Banned

Posts: 8,138

Originally posted by Roach:

I've

been

wanting

to

go

there

since

we

over

heard

that

couple

talking

about

it

at

the

rhine

stone

cod

piece

exposium!

You

always

know

just

what

I

want!

And

I

found

the

oxycillin,

now

I

need

to

find

that

pair

of

hot

pants

you

always

talk

about.

I

think

I

put

them

in

the

dungeon

between

the

clamps

and

the

x-frame.

I

found

this

pamphlet

about

a

guided

tour

in

Vegas

that

takes

you

to

all

the

famous

locales

known

for

their

rich

and

colourful

history

in

the

art

of

fisting.

2006-08-15, 3:59 PM #67

Roach

Registered User

Posts: 5,275

Originally posted by Freelancer:

*_______*

This

was

a

totally

unneeded

comment,

how

dare

you

waste

our

valuable

time

and

interrupt

our

undying

love!

omnia mea mecum porto

2006-08-15, 4:03 PM #68

Roach

Registered User

Posts: 5,275

[QUOTE=Mr. Stafford]I

think

I

put

them

in

the

dungeon

between

the

clamps

and

the

x-frame.

I

found

this

pamphlet

about

a

guided

tour

in

Vegas

that

takes

you

to

all

the

famous

locales

known

for

their

rich

and

colourful

history

in

the

art

of

fisting.[/QUOTE]
Such

an

under

appreciated

art

it

is,

I

can't

wait

to

see

what

new

insights

we

will

be

exposed

to.

I

found

the

pants,

but

I

just

realized

we

haven't

fed

the

gimp

in

six

days,

where

is

the

dog

food?

omnia mea mecum porto

2006-08-15, 4:03 PM #69

DEFINOTELY NOT SPE

Banned

Posts: 8,138

Originally posted by Roach:

This

was

a

totally

unneeded

comment,

how

dare

you

waste

our

valuable

time

and

interrupt

our

undying

love!

C'mon

baby,

just

ignore

him,

you

know

he

has

always

just

wanted

to

split

us

up,

he

is

just

jealous.

2006-08-15, 4:04 PM #70

DEFINOTELY NOT SPE

Banned

Posts: 8,138

Originally posted by Roach:

Such

an

under

appreciated

art

it

is,

I

can't

wait

to

see

what

new

insights

we

will

be

exposed

to.

I

found

the

pants,

but

I

just

realized

we

haven't

fed

the

gimp

in

six

days,

where

is

the

dog

food?

Don't

bother

feeding

him

just

yet.

Hunger

makes

him

kinkier.

2006-08-15, 4:13 PM #71

Roach

Registered User

Posts: 5,275

[QUOTE=Mr. Stafford]Don't

bother

feeding

him

just

yet.

Hunger

makes

him

kinkier.[/QUOTE]

True

but

he

drools

all

over

when

he's

hungry.

Such

are

the

sacrfices

we

make

in

the

name

of

love.

omnia mea mecum porto

2006-08-15, 4:16 PM #72

Darkjedibob

From Accounting

Posts: 4,280

my finger hurts from using the scroll wheel too much...

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2006-08-15, 4:20 PM #73

Roach

Registered User

Posts: 5,275

[QUOTE=Mr. Stafford]C'mon

baby,

just

ignore

him,

you

know

he

has

always

just

wanted

to

split

us

up,

he

is

just

jealous.[/QUOTE]
I

know,

it

just

makes

me

so

angry

some

times

when

people

can't

respect

the

mutual

feelings

we

share

for

each

other

and

boldly

exhibit

for

the

public's

benefit.

omnia mea mecum porto

2006-08-15, 4:21 PM #74

Pommy

Lommy Dommy

Posts: 5,773

omg new vertscroll forum fad

一个大西瓜

2006-08-15, 5:12 PM #75

DEFINOTELY NOT SPE

Banned

Posts: 8,138

Originally posted by Roach:

I

know,

it

just

makes

me

so

angry

some

times

when

people

can't

respect

the

mutual

feelings

we

share

for

each

other

and

boldly

exhibit

for

the

public's

benefit.

I

think

its

just

jealousy

at

the

love

we

share,

as

it

is

so

passionate

and

so

true.

Nobody

else

has

ever

expressed

love

as

we

do

with

a

corkscrew

and

a

pool

cue.

2006-08-15, 5:28 PM #76

Roach

Registered User

Posts: 5,275

[QUOTE=Mr. Stafford]I

think

its

just

jealousy

at

the

love

we

share,

as

it

is

so

passionate

and

so

true.

Nobody

else

has

ever

expressed

love

as

we

do

with

a

corkscrew

and

a

pool

cue.[/QUOTE]

I

miss

the

old

ivory

broom

handle,

it

is

a

shame

the

doctors

confiscated

it

for

"

material

evidence

"

and

"

further

medical

investigation

"

omnia mea mecum porto

2006-08-15, 5:33 PM #77

DEFINOTELY NOT SPE

Banned

Posts: 8,138

Originally posted by Roach:

I

miss

the

old

ivory

broom

handle,

it

is

a

shame

the

doctors

confiscated

it

for

"

material

evidence

"

and

"

further

medical

investigation

"

Just

another

group

of

closed

minded

morons

who

have

never

experienced

true

love

and

passion

on

a

level

such

as

what

we

share.

A

great

scottish

homosexual

one

said

"

They

may

take

our

pythons

but

they'll

never

take

our

freedom.

"

2006-08-15, 5:39 PM #78

Roach

Registered User

Posts: 5,275

[QUOTE=Mr. Stafford]Just

another

group

of

closed

minded

morons

who

have

never

experienced

true

love

and

passion

on

a

level

such

as

what

we

share.

A

great

scottish

homosexual

one

said

"

They

may

take

our

pythons

but

they'll

never

take

our

freedom.

"[/QUOTE]
Aye,

such

a

beautiful

and

very

relevant

quote,

if

only

people

would

open

their

minds

and

stop

this

social

homosexual

holocaust

that

has

been

waging

for

far

too

long.

How

did

we

as

a

society

forget

the

wonderful

lessons

the

Spartans

left

us?

omnia mea mecum porto

2006-08-15, 5:44 PM #79

DEFINOTELY NOT SPE

Banned

Posts: 8,138

Originally posted by Roach:

Aye,

such

a

beautiful

and

very

relevant

quote,

if

only

people

would

open

their

minds

and

stop

this

social

homosexual

holocaust

that

has

been

waging

for

far

too

long.

How

did

we

as

a

society

forget

the

wonderful

lessons

the

Spartans

left

us?

If

you

look

at

what

history

did

to

the

Spartans

you

will

see

an

ingrained

hatred

of

all

things

beautiful

and

true

in

our

society.

It

makes

me

sick

to

my

stomach

when

I

think

of

all

the

hate.

I

mean

look

at

these

forums

,

they

don't

even

have

gay

gangbang

photographs

in

the

logo.

2006-08-15, 5:50 PM #80

Roach

Registered User

Posts: 5,275

[QUOTE=Mr. Stafford]If

you

look

at

what

history

did

to

the

Spartans

you

will

see

an

ingrained

hatred

of

all

things

beautiful

and

true

in

our

society.

It

makes

me

sick

to

my

stomach

when

I

think

of

all

the

hate.

I

mean

look

at

these

forums

,

they

don't

even

have

gay

gangbang

photographs

in

the

logo.[/QUOTE]

I

find

it

sickening

that

people

such

as

our

fellow

forum

goers

are

allowed

to

show

such

public

displays

of

homophobia

,

and

they

are

the

same

people

who

claim

we

are

the

ones

in

the

wrong.

Such

an

***

back

wards

world

we

populate

,

cookie

puffs

,

I

for

one

am

glad

we

may

never

bring

a

child

into

it

!

omnia mea mecum porto