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Bar Fight, the 4th coming! (Because I need to keep these forums active SOMEHOW!)
2006-08-16, 8:28 PM #1
People are dropping like flies, so lets get our anger out there in a real ... "productive" way.

/me bashes a beer bottle on the bar, and holds it at the next poster

LETS ROLL.
2006-08-16, 8:29 PM #2
/me jumps on CoolMatty's back
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2006-08-16, 8:31 PM #3
/me watches malevolently
2006-08-16, 8:34 PM #4
/me tries to use stool bolted down to floor as a weapon.
All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.
2006-08-16, 8:35 PM #5
/me falls on his back squishing b<genki>s
2006-08-16, 8:37 PM #6
/me grabs tactical nuke and cheers gleefully

>,>
2006-08-16, 8:45 PM #7
/me repeatedly injects finity5 with crack until he becomes addicted.
2006-08-16, 8:45 PM #8
/me injects finity5 with glycerine.
2006-08-16, 8:47 PM #9
[QUOTE=Biker #4]I say we stomp him! Then we tattoo him! Then we hang him! And then we kill him![/quote]
Originally posted by Elvira:
I say ya let me have him first.

/me borrows platforms and dances on bar to "Tequila"
2006-08-16, 8:48 PM #10
/me throws knife at Anovis's back as he's watching
Life is beautiful.
2006-08-17, 2:23 AM #11
/me descends from the rafters, a rather large steamroller in his hands. He proceeds to crush Rogue Leader with it.

WRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2006-08-17, 2:54 AM #12
/me attacks - Tony - with Greataxe.
*1d12... 10!*
*Player Jarl does 10 damage to - Tony -*

-AoO. Oh noes.
2006-08-17, 3:03 AM #13
/me beats Jarl over and over with a baseball bat to the face.
2006-08-17, 4:12 AM #14
*tugs Stinky's legs out from from under him.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-08-17, 4:49 AM #15
/me downs a bottle of vodka in the corner, then engages Jon`C in a martial arts fight using the Drunken Fist stance
Massassi's Official Chatroom: irc.synirc.com #massassi
2006-08-17, 5:08 AM #16
*jumps on the N<Genki>r pile, onto Matty and Genk.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-08-17, 5:09 AM #17
*smacks a large trout around a bit with Jepman*
WHAT?
2006-08-17, 5:51 AM #18
/me tailslaps people around like a large trout.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-08-17, 6:08 AM #19
/takes a viagra tablet and stands in the corner, waiting for his weapon to rise
Magrucko Daines and the Crypt of Crola (2007)
Magrucko Daines and the Dark Youth (2010)
Magrucko Daines and the Vertical City (2016)
2006-08-17, 6:13 AM #20
/me castrates Goit
2006-08-17, 6:16 AM #21
*jumps on Stinky's shoulders and screams
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-08-17, 6:17 AM #22
me grabs a couple beers and a funnel, whose in
I <3 Massassi
2006-08-17, 8:50 AM #23
/me sticks the funnel in Jdogg's mouth and starts filling him up with gasoline.
Ban Jin!
Nobody really needs work when you have awesome. - xhuxus
2006-08-17, 9:18 AM #24
/lights a match and throws it at SMOCK
Magrucko Daines and the Crypt of Crola (2007)
Magrucko Daines and the Dark Youth (2010)
Magrucko Daines and the Vertical City (2016)
2006-08-17, 9:28 AM #25
/me lights a Molotov Cocktail and throws it at Goit
2006-08-17, 9:50 AM #26
/me punches Anovis with flaming fists of fury
Ban Jin!
Nobody really needs work when you have awesome. - xhuxus
2006-08-17, 9:54 AM #27
/me cowers in a corner.
I'm just a little boy.
2006-08-17, 9:58 AM #28
*grabs the cowering Flirbnic and tosses him out the airlock*
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2006-08-17, 10:20 AM #29
/me eats JediGandalf's hands.

Tasty.
2006-08-17, 10:21 AM #30
/now has a full blown monster of a weapon due to viagra earlier, whacks JediGandalf over the head with his ... 'staff'
Magrucko Daines and the Crypt of Crola (2007)
Magrucko Daines and the Dark Youth (2010)
Magrucko Daines and the Vertical City (2016)
2006-08-17, 10:32 AM #31
/me Karate Chops Goit's 'staff'
Ban Jin!
Nobody really needs work when you have awesome. - xhuxus
2006-08-17, 10:47 AM #32
*smacks SMOCK*
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2006-08-17, 10:48 AM #33
/me nukes iran

oh snap
2006-08-17, 10:59 AM #34
/me gets out a gasoline gun and starts spraying
Ban Jin!
Nobody really needs work when you have awesome. - xhuxus
2006-08-17, 11:09 AM #35
I think I'll join this here fight.
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2006-08-17, 11:17 AM #36
/me kills a kitten.

>.>
Ban Jin!
Nobody really needs work when you have awesome. - xhuxus
2006-08-17, 11:23 AM #37
/happy cat attack go!
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2006-08-17, 11:43 AM #38
Originally posted by finity5:
/happy cat attack go!

NEDM.
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2006-08-17, 2:39 PM #39
/me starts to fight using Wii controller

[http://home.comcast.net/~flobojo/wii_carlton.gif]
"Oh my god. That just made me want to start cutting" - Aglar
"Why do people from ALL OVER NORTH AMERICA keep asking about CATS?" - Steven, 4/1/2009
2006-08-17, 3:26 PM #40
/me trades Polar Star for Spur, then 4th-level charge shoots Petmc20.

-Hells yeah.
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