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Bar Fight, the 4th coming! (Because I need to keep these forums active SOMEHOW!)
2006-08-17, 3:41 PM #41
/me gets shot by charge then runs behind bar and cries myself to sleep
"Oh my god. That just made me want to start cutting" - Aglar
"Why do people from ALL OVER NORTH AMERICA keep asking about CATS?" - Steven, 4/1/2009
2006-08-17, 4:20 PM #42
/me runs around nekid.
2006-08-17, 7:35 PM #43
Alright! Let's do this!
LEEROOOOOOOOOOOY!
JEEEEEENKINSSSSS!
/me and everyone else gets killed by dragons.
Naked Feet are Happy Feet
:omgkroko:
2006-08-17, 7:42 PM #44
Go Go Gadget Punching Glove!
2006-08-17, 7:45 PM #45
/me ruins the gadget arm with an EMP.
Naked Feet are Happy Feet
:omgkroko:
2006-08-17, 8:53 PM #46
/me hides under a satellite dish and is unaffected.
What if I blew that EMP? What if I did destroy those ships and I am responsible for the deaths of all those men? If I did that, it wouldn't be very safe for me here, would it?

-*stabs vegie* Of course, it might not be very safe for you, either.
2006-08-17, 9:28 PM #47
/me releases MUTHA TRUCKIN SNAKES ON THIS MUTHA TRUCKIN BAR!
2006-08-17, 9:41 PM #48
Nooo!
I WANT THESE MUTHA****IN SNAKES OFF THIS MUTHA****IN BAR!

-/me manhups matty with the sharp dildo from Se7en.
2006-08-17, 11:00 PM #49
/me whips out a tazer and starts going spaztastic
Ban Jin!
Nobody really needs work when you have awesome. - xhuxus
2006-08-17, 11:50 PM #50
Originally posted by SMOCK!:
/me whips out a tazer and starts going spaztastic

*swings at SMOCK! with a large overused catchphrases*
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2006-08-18, 2:43 AM #51
/me crushes JediGandalf with his mind, for THE MAN willed it.
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2006-08-18, 3:47 AM #52
/me sticks it to THE MAN.
Ban Jin!
Nobody really needs work when you have awesome. - xhuxus
2006-08-18, 4:17 AM #53
/me sticks it to the WOman
error; function{getsig} returns 'null'
2006-08-18, 4:18 AM #54
/me sticks it to Alan all fight long
Ban Jin!
Nobody really needs work when you have awesome. - xhuxus
2006-08-18, 4:19 AM #55
/me cancels his enrollment in the YMCA

:(
error; function{getsig} returns 'null'
2006-08-18, 6:12 AM #56
Hey everybody! Look! I'm naked and weilding a gattling gun!

*bang bang bang bang bang*
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-08-18, 8:14 AM #57
/me sexes jepman then slits his throat.
Naked Feet are Happy Feet
:omgkroko:
2006-08-18, 9:17 AM #58
/me sexes jepman's throat slit
hmmmmm...
/me rolls 3d4 for penis length
*3d4 -2... 1!*
:( stupid charisma modifiers...

-... I just noticed what I tagged that with... lol.
2006-08-18, 1:43 PM #59
me grabs a bottle of 151 and starts pounding back shots
I <3 Massassi
2006-08-19, 12:29 AM #60
/me just starts pounding
Ban Jin!
Nobody really needs work when you have awesome. - xhuxus
2006-08-19, 7:17 AM #61
/Me Smacks SMOCK with a two-by-four.
"Well, if I am not drunk, I am mad, but I trust I can behave like a gentleman in either
condition."... G. K. Chesterton

“questions are a burden to others; answers a prison for oneself”
2006-08-19, 11:39 AM #62
/me uses a revolver to gun down West Wind.
Nothing to see here, move along.
2006-08-19, 11:50 AM #63
/me swings on a chandelier.

Wheeeeeeeeee
Ban Jin!
Nobody really needs work when you have awesome. - xhuxus
2006-08-19, 12:01 PM #64
/cuts the rope and watches SMOCK fall to the floor and get crushed.
"Well, if I am not drunk, I am mad, but I trust I can behave like a gentleman in either
condition."... G. K. Chesterton

“questions are a burden to others; answers a prison for oneself”
2006-08-19, 12:16 PM #65
/balances an expensive china plate display case on West Wind's head
Magrucko Daines and the Crypt of Crola (2007)
Magrucko Daines and the Dark Youth (2010)
Magrucko Daines and the Vertical City (2016)
2006-08-19, 12:26 PM #66
I'm about to do something wicked and dastardly to you all.

*turns off the forums*
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2006-08-19, 1:58 PM #67
/tranquilises Dud and Sugarless who were both hiding in the corner not taking part and runs off with them.
nope.
2006-08-19, 10:23 PM #68
/me reminds baconfish of the moat filled with mutha hugging snakes, in which I made, around the bar by letting him fall in.
Naked Feet are Happy Feet
:omgkroko:
2006-08-19, 10:31 PM #69
/me reminds Vegiemaster of the shovel he used to dig aforementioned mote by smashing his head and digging a hole through his chest with it.
"Well, if I am not drunk, I am mad, but I trust I can behave like a gentleman in either
condition."... G. K. Chesterton

“questions are a burden to others; answers a prison for oneself”
2006-08-19, 10:33 PM #70
/me positions an Ori supergate pointed towards the bar and dials in from another galaxy. KAWOOSH.
Stuff
2006-08-19, 10:48 PM #71
/me turns on techno music to go with this kickass fight

-/me eats babies
2006-08-20, 12:24 AM #72
Originally posted by Jarl:
/me turns on techno music to go with this kickass fight

-/me eats babies

poisoned babies... :ninja:
Naked Feet are Happy Feet
:omgkroko:
2006-08-20, 12:26 AM #73
/me eats poisoned baby and dies

-/me turns into grim reaper like in the Frighteners and starts killing people
2006-08-20, 3:39 AM #74
/me burries Jarl
Spoting an error in post will result in a $100 reward.
Offer expires on 6/6/06. Valid one per customer, per day.

Rangi
2006-08-21, 9:40 AM #75
Originally posted by Jarl:
/me turns on techno music to go with this kickass fight

/me switches the music to drum and bass for even more kickassery.
Ban Jin!
Nobody really needs work when you have awesome. - xhuxus
2006-08-21, 9:41 AM #76
/me breakdances, kicking several people while doing so.
2006-08-21, 11:42 AM #77
/me reminds Vegiemaster that he's a fish and therefore can swim in the moat. Faster than the snakes.
nope.
2006-08-21, 11:55 AM #78
/me snatches up the Baconfish, puts it on a sandwhich with pickles, and eats to the tune of "Black Sabbath - Iron Man"
I had a blog. It sucked.
2006-08-21, 11:57 AM #79
*steals some baconfish bits!*
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-08-21, 12:04 PM #80
/me takes Zloc's feet and head in his hands and squishes Zloc into a ball before kicking it into the fray.
nope.
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