Cardboard box, cremation, music. All I'd need.

I hope that before I die I’ll be somewhat successful, that way I can have my own personal crypt. No journey to the center of the earth for me suckers. Anyway. The night of my funeral I would like to have it specified that everyone should stand around my coffin for a moment of silence. Then I’ll have a spring board beneath my body which will be triggered after the moment of silence. Thus it’ll cause a few heart attacks and I wont be so lonely where ever I end up.

Also. If I’m not married when I die, my body will be donated to Girls and Corpses on the weekends.

I'd like to be cremated, my ashes loaded into an empty drop tank, and dropped off the wing of a jet fighter travelling at Mach 2 over the most remote part of the world possible.

Barring that, I'd like to be cremated, planted in the ground somewhere quiet, and forgotten.

I want a very specific list of music played, made up entirely of songs about death. Dead Man's Party by Oingo Boingo, Pity the Dead by Bad Religion, Forward to Death by the Dead Kennedys, etc. Basically, I want anyone who didn't really know me or my sense of humor to be as uncomfortable as possible. Besides that, I don't really give a crap. I'll be dead, after all.

My dad always jokes that he's going to put in his will that all of his kids have to rent an airplane and scatter his ashes over antarctica or something.

OK, a couple things:

1) Reading the entire story of NeS 24/7 would take, like, a year, and that's just where it is NOW. Imagine how long it'll be when I'm DEAD!

2) Who's Stephen Fry?