I was incredibly bored today, so I wrote a little simulation depicting what would happen if the armies of MBeggar and JediGandalf engaged in a massive battle. If you voted for the poll in this thread, then you are in the simulation. It pits troops from opposing sides against each other until one side is all dead. If you voted for JG in the previous thread, that means you're in his army. Troops from the same army are never pitted against one another.

Your HP and damage-dealing capability are determined by your postcount. I obtained this data from your profiles as of 10:00PM MST. Thus, if Avenger were to face off against Wolfy, Avenger can do up to 25,019 damage and he has 25,019 hit points. Similarly, Wolfy has the potential to do 15610 damage and has 15610 hit points. Needless to say, Avenger is JediGandalf's hardened veteran.

Mr. Stafford <7756HP> is facing off against eMp <43HP>!
eMp attacks first!
eMp attacks Mr. Stafford for 21 damage!
Mr. Stafford attacks eMp for 1469 damage!
Mr. Stafford has won the fight and has 7735 HP remaining!

Overlord <3902HP> is facing off against GhostOfYoda <3271HP>!
Overlord attacks first!
Overlord attacks GhostOfYoda for 1547 damage!
GhostOfYoda attacks Overlord for 3234 damage!
Overlord attacks GhostOfYoda for 2507 damage!
GhostOfYoda has been destroyed!
Overlord has won the fight and has 668 HP remaining!

SMOCK! <4380HP> is facing off against Anovis <4160HP>!
Anovis attacks first!
Anovis attacks SMOCK! for 2622 damage!
SMOCK! attacks Anovis for 234 damage!
Anovis attacks SMOCK! for 3305 damage!
SMOCK! has been destroyed!
Anovis has won the fight and has 3926 HP remaining!

JKDomination <103HP> is facing off against quesadilla_red <1181HP>!
quesadilla_red attacks first!
quesadilla_red attacks JKDomination for 250 damage!
JKDomination has been destroyed!
quesadilla_red has won the fight and has 1181 HP remaining!

happydud <8920HP> is facing off against Ric_Olie <2860HP>!
happydud attacks first!
happydud attacks Ric_Olie for 2239 damage!
Ric_Olie attacks happydud for 2706 damage!
happydud attacks Ric_Olie for 5136 damage!
Ric_Olie has been destroyed!
happydud has won the fight and has 6214 HP remaining!

Mr. Stafford <7735HP> is facing off against BoricuaDelight <1906HP>!
BoricuaDelight attacks first!
BoricuaDelight attacks Mr. Stafford for 320 damage!
Mr. Stafford attacks BoricuaDelight for 3684 damage!
Mr. Stafford has won the fight and has 7415 HP remaining!

DrkJedi82 <8202HP> is facing off against Morpheus <2216HP>!
DrkJedi82 attacks first!
DrkJedi82 attacks Morpheus for 2308 damage!
Morpheus has been destroyed!
DrkJedi82 has won the fight and has 8202 HP remaining!

genk <7531HP> is facing off against quesadilla_red <1181HP>!
genk attacks first!
genk attacks quesadilla_red for 3136 damage!
quesadilla_red has been destroyed!
genk has won the fight and has 7531 HP remaining!

Deadman <1263HP> is facing off against TheRuleofThirds <178HP>!
Deadman attacks first!
Deadman attacks TheRuleofThirds for 85 damage!
TheRuleofThirds attacks Deadman for 155 damage!
Deadman attacks TheRuleofThirds for 1061 damage!
TheRuleofThirds has been destroyed!
Deadman has won the fight and has 1108 HP remaining!

SF_GoldG_01 <2845HP> is facing off against Echoman <11468HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Echoman wields considerable power and influence!
SF_GoldG_01 attacks first!
SF_GoldG_01 attacks Echoman for 15 damage!
Echoman attacks SF_GoldG_01 for 3542 damage!
Echoman has won the fight and has 11453 HP remaining!

Ford <1292HP> is facing off against Victor Van Dort <10649HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Victor Van Dort wields considerable power and influence!
Ford attacks first!
Ford attacks Victor Van Dort for 61 damage!
Victor Van Dort attacks Ford for 8821 damage!
Victor Van Dort has won the fight and has 10588 HP remaining!

djwguitarman <2326HP> is facing off against Jon`C <8077HP>!
Jon`C attacks first!
Jon`C attacks djwguitarman for 4154 damage!
djwguitarman has been destroyed!
Jon`C has won the fight and has 8077 HP remaining!

kyle90 <7823HP> is facing off against Anovis <3926HP>!
kyle90 attacks first!
kyle90 attacks Anovis for 736 damage!
Anovis attacks kyle90 for 3376 damage!
kyle90 attacks Anovis for 369 damage!
Anovis attacks kyle90 for 477 damage!
kyle90 attacks Anovis for 2465 damage!
Anovis attacks kyle90 for 2741 damage!
kyle90 attacks Anovis for 3460 damage!
Anovis has been destroyed!
kyle90 has won the fight and has 1229 HP remaining!

SavageX378 <3267HP> is facing off against TimeWolfOfThePast <4136HP>!
TimeWolfOfThePast attacks first!
TimeWolfOfThePast attacks SavageX378 for 3929 damage!
SavageX378 has been destroyed!
TimeWolfOfThePast has won the fight and has 4136 HP remaining!

happydud <6214HP> is facing off against JediNeo <218HP>!
happydud attacks first!
happydud attacks JediNeo for 2844 damage!
JediNeo has been destroyed!
happydud has won the fight and has 6214 HP remaining!

Darth_Revan <461HP> is facing off against Acharjay <2720HP>!
Darth_Revan attacks first!
Darth_Revan attacks Acharjay for 433 damage!
Acharjay attacks Darth_Revan for 2648 damage!
Acharjay has won the fight and has 2287 HP remaining!

NoESC <2576HP> is facing off against mscbuck <3607HP>!
mscbuck attacks first!
mscbuck attacks NoESC for 2638 damage!
NoESC has been destroyed!
mscbuck has won the fight and has 3607 HP remaining!

Axis <1932HP> is facing off against Echoman <11453HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Echoman wields considerable power and influence!
Echoman attacks first!
Echoman attacks Axis for 3461 damage!
Axis has been destroyed!
Echoman has won the fight and has 11453 HP remaining!

alpha1 <2244HP> is facing off against Jon`C <8077HP>!
alpha1 attacks first!
alpha1 attacks Jon`C for 1586 damage!
Jon`C attacks alpha1 for 5318 damage!
Jon`C has won the fight and has 6491 HP remaining!

- Tony - <4401HP> is facing off against Jon`C <6491HP>!
- Tony - attacks first!
- Tony - attacks Jon`C for 257 damage!
Jon`C attacks - Tony - for 3845 damage!
- Tony - attacks Jon`C for 3326 damage!
Jon`C attacks - Tony - for 6716 damage!
Jon`C has won the fight and has 2908 HP remaining!

Tsukasa <214HP> is facing off against TimeWolfOfThePast <4136HP>!
Tsukasa attacks first!
Tsukasa attacks TimeWolfOfThePast for 111 damage!
TimeWolfOfThePast attacks Tsukasa for 1358 damage!
TimeWolfOfThePast has won the fight and has 4025 HP remaining!

Overlord <668HP> is facing off against Dj Yoshi <15621HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Dj Yoshi wields considerable power and influence!
Dj Yoshi attacks first!
Dj Yoshi attacks Overlord for 4055 damage!
Overlord has been destroyed!
Dj Yoshi has won the fight and has 15621 HP remaining!

gbk <15099HP> is facing off against Glyde Bane <4891HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! gbk wields considerable power and influence!
gbk attacks first!
gbk attacks Glyde Bane for 7789 damage!
Glyde Bane has been destroyed!
gbk has won the fight and has 15099 HP remaining!

gbk <15099HP> is facing off against LividDK27 <2540HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! gbk wields considerable power and influence!
LividDK27 attacks first!
LividDK27 attacks gbk for 192 damage!
gbk attacks LividDK27 for 191 damage!
LividDK27 attacks gbk for 1103 damage!
gbk attacks LividDK27 for 4852 damage!
gbk has won the fight and has 13804 HP remaining!

genk <7531HP> is facing off against Obi_Kwiet <3766HP>!
genk attacks first!
genk attacks Obi_Kwiet for 5688 damage!
Obi_Kwiet has been destroyed!
genk has won the fight and has 7531 HP remaining!

Wolfy <15610HP> is facing off against mscbuck <3607HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Wolfy wields considerable power and influence!
Wolfy attacks first!
Wolfy attacks mscbuck for 11724 damage!
mscbuck has been destroyed!
Wolfy has won the fight and has 15610 HP remaining!

Krokodile <2992HP> is facing off against Echoman <11453HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Echoman wields considerable power and influence!
Krokodile attacks first!
Krokodile attacks Echoman for 1187 damage!
Echoman attacks Krokodile for 6422 damage!
Echoman has won the fight and has 10266 HP remaining!

fishstickz <6457HP> is facing off against Spork <14424HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Spork wields considerable power and influence!
Spork attacks first!
Spork attacks fishstickz for 13348 damage!
fishstickz has been destroyed!
Spork has won the fight and has 14424 HP remaining!

Martyn <4538HP> is facing off against Duo Maxwell <1044HP>!
Martyn attacks first!
Martyn attacks Duo Maxwell for 3569 damage!
Duo Maxwell has been destroyed!
Martyn has won the fight and has 4538 HP remaining!

Vincent Valentine <8222HP> is facing off against Echoman <10266HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Echoman wields considerable power and influence!
Vincent Valentine attacks first!
Vincent Valentine attacks Echoman for 7413 damage!
Echoman attacks Vincent Valentine for 378 damage!
Vincent Valentine attacks Echoman for 7733 damage!
Echoman has been destroyed!
Vincent Valentine has won the fight and has 7844 HP remaining!

Wolfy <15610HP> is facing off against Seb <2095HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Wolfy wields considerable power and influence!
Wolfy attacks first!
Wolfy attacks Seb for 12717 damage!
Seb has been destroyed!
Wolfy has won the fight and has 15610 HP remaining!

Zecks <1136HP> is facing off against HooDWinkeR <79HP>!
HooDWinkeR attacks first!
HooDWinkeR attacks Zecks for 67 damage!
Zecks attacks HooDWinkeR for 206 damage!
Zecks has won the fight and has 1069 HP remaining!

BobTheMasher <3967HP> is facing off against petmc20 <466HP>!
petmc20 attacks first!
petmc20 attacks BobTheMasher for 69 damage!
BobTheMasher attacks petmc20 for 1256 damage!
BobTheMasher has won the fight and has 3898 HP remaining!

kyle90 <1229HP> is facing off against Wes Darklighter <1663HP>!
kyle90 attacks first!
kyle90 attacks Wes Darklighter for 6638 damage!
Wes Darklighter has been destroyed!
kyle90 has won the fight and has 1229 HP remaining!

Vincent Valentine <7844HP> is facing off against Koobie <1674HP>!
Vincent Valentine attacks first!
Vincent Valentine attacks Koobie for 4592 damage!
Koobie has been destroyed!
Vincent Valentine has won the fight and has 7844 HP remaining!

Darkjedibob <1871HP> is facing off against Dj Yoshi <15621HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Dj Yoshi wields considerable power and influence!
Dj Yoshi attacks first!
Dj Yoshi attacks Darkjedibob for 386 damage!
Darkjedibob attacks Dj Yoshi for 3 damage!
Dj Yoshi attacks Darkjedibob for 5061 damage!
Darkjedibob has been destroyed!
Dj Yoshi has won the fight and has 15618 HP remaining!

FastGamerr <9743HP> is facing off against Dj Yoshi <15618HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Dj Yoshi wields considerable power and influence!
Dj Yoshi attacks first!
Dj Yoshi attacks FastGamerr for 11327 damage!
FastGamerr has been destroyed!
Dj Yoshi has won the fight and has 15618 HP remaining!

Deadman <1108HP> is facing off against Zloc_Vergo <3776HP>!
Deadman attacks first!
Deadman attacks Zloc_Vergo for 219 damage!
Zloc_Vergo attacks Deadman for 3639 damage!
Zloc_Vergo has won the fight and has 3557 HP remaining!

Zecks <1069HP> is facing off against Spork <14424HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Spork wields considerable power and influence!
Zecks attacks first!
Zecks attacks Spork for 1078 damage!
Spork attacks Zecks for 8971 damage!
Spork has won the fight and has 13346 HP remaining!

DracoZandros <125HP> is facing off against JediKirby <10562HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! JediKirby wields considerable power and influence!
DracoZandros attacks first!
DracoZandros attacks JediKirby for 37 damage!
JediKirby attacks DracoZandros for 3840 damage!
JediKirby has won the fight and has 10525 HP remaining!

Mr. Stafford <7415HP> is facing off against JediGandalf <6765HP>!
JediGandalf attacks first!
JediGandalf attacks Mr. Stafford for 657 damage!
Mr. Stafford attacks JediGandalf for 2528 damage!
JediGandalf attacks Mr. Stafford for 104 damage!
Mr. Stafford attacks JediGandalf for 2706 damage!
JediGandalf attacks Mr. Stafford for 2152 damage!
Mr. Stafford attacks JediGandalf for 2867 damage!
Mr. Stafford has won the fight and has 4502 HP remaining!

DrkJedi82 <8202HP> is facing off against Freelancer <13324HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Freelancer wields considerable power and influence!
Freelancer attacks first!
Freelancer attacks DrkJedi82 for 9546 damage!
DrkJedi82 has been destroyed!
Freelancer has won the fight and has 13324 HP remaining!

BobTheMasher <3898HP> is facing off against IRG SithLord <1017HP>!
IRG SithLord attacks first!
IRG SithLord attacks BobTheMasher for 599 damage!
BobTheMasher attacks IRG SithLord for 2652 damage!
BobTheMasher has won the fight and has 3299 HP remaining!

Simbachu <874HP> is facing off against Zloc_Vergo <3557HP>!
Zloc_Vergo attacks first!
Zloc_Vergo attacks Simbachu for 998 damage!
Simbachu has been destroyed!
Zloc_Vergo has won the fight and has 3557 HP remaining!

genk <7531HP> is facing off against Impi <3245HP>!
genk attacks first!
genk attacks Impi for 6432 damage!
Impi has been destroyed!
genk has won the fight and has 7531 HP remaining!

BobTheMasher <3299HP> is facing off against Jon`C <2908HP>!
BobTheMasher attacks first!
BobTheMasher attacks Jon`C for 1982 damage!
Jon`C attacks BobTheMasher for 6570 damage!
Jon`C has won the fight and has 926 HP remaining!

Martyn <4538HP> is facing off against Zloc_Vergo <3557HP>!
Martyn attacks first!
Martyn attacks Zloc_Vergo for 2665 damage!
Zloc_Vergo attacks Martyn for 2493 damage!
Martyn attacks Zloc_Vergo for 15 damage!
Zloc_Vergo attacks Martyn for 15 damage!
Martyn attacks Zloc_Vergo for 723 damage!
Zloc_Vergo attacks Martyn for 1444 damage!
Martyn attacks Zloc_Vergo for 3582 damage!
Zloc_Vergo has been destroyed!
Martyn has won the fight and has 586 HP remaining!

cybrid81 <475HP> is facing off against Spork <13346HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Spork wields considerable power and influence!
Spork attacks first!
Spork attacks cybrid81 for 1079 damage!
cybrid81 has been destroyed!
Spork has won the fight and has 13346 HP remaining!

paladinZ <229HP> is facing off against Dj Yoshi <15618HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Dj Yoshi wields considerable power and influence!
Dj Yoshi attacks first!
Dj Yoshi attacks paladinZ for 6517 damage!
paladinZ has been destroyed!
Dj Yoshi has won the fight and has 15618 HP remaining!

genk <7531HP> is facing off against lassev <2258HP>!
genk attacks first!
genk attacks lassev for 3337 damage!
lassev has been destroyed!
genk has won the fight and has 7531 HP remaining!

Baconfish <5751HP> is facing off against Avenger <25019HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Avenger wields considerable power and influence!
Avenger attacks first!
Avenger attacks Baconfish for 12632 damage!
Baconfish has been destroyed!
Avenger has won the fight and has 25019 HP remaining!

Michael MacFarlane <3248HP> is facing off against Spork <13346HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Spork wields considerable power and influence!
Spork attacks first!
Spork attacks Michael MacFarlane for 13410 damage!
Michael MacFarlane has been destroyed!
Spork has won the fight and has 13346 HP remaining!

Alan <849HP> is facing off against JediKirby <10525HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! JediKirby wields considerable power and influence!
JediKirby attacks first!
JediKirby attacks Alan for 5527 damage!
Alan has been destroyed!
JediKirby has won the fight and has 10525 HP remaining!

kyle90 <1229HP> is facing off against Acharjay <2287HP>!
Acharjay attacks first!
Acharjay attacks kyle90 for 1646 damage!
kyle90 has been destroyed!
Acharjay has won the fight and has 2287 HP remaining!

Martyn <586HP> is facing off against Jon`C <926HP>!
Jon`C attacks first!
Jon`C attacks Martyn for 6074 damage!
Martyn has been destroyed!
Jon`C has won the fight and has 926 HP remaining!

Wolfy <15610HP> is facing off against JediKirby <10525HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! JediKirby wields considerable power and influence!
We have a heavy-hitter! Wolfy wields considerable power and influence!
JediKirby attacks first!
JediKirby attacks Wolfy for 9396 damage!
Wolfy attacks JediKirby for 14538 damage!
Wolfy has won the fight and has 6214 HP remaining!

genk <7531HP> is facing off against Jon`C <926HP>!
Jon`C attacks first!
Jon`C attacks genk for 2377 damage!
genk attacks Jon`C for 3446 damage!
genk has won the fight and has 5154 HP remaining!

Mr. Stafford <4502HP> is facing off against Sats <2196HP>!
Sats attacks first!
Sats attacks Mr. Stafford for 647 damage!
Mr. Stafford attacks Sats for 7405 damage!
Mr. Stafford has won the fight and has 3855 HP remaining!

happydud <6214HP> is facing off against Admiral Zarn <272HP>!
happydud attacks first!
happydud attacks Admiral Zarn for 6211 damage!
Admiral Zarn has been destroyed!
happydud has won the fight and has 6214 HP remaining!

happydud <6214HP> is facing off against Avenger <25019HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Avenger wields considerable power and influence!
happydud attacks first!
happydud attacks Avenger for 4391 damage!
Avenger attacks happydud for 11445 damage!
Avenger has won the fight and has 20628 HP remaining!

Wolfy <6214HP> is facing off against Emon <16895HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Emon wields considerable power and influence!
We have a heavy-hitter! Wolfy wields considerable power and influence!
Wolfy attacks first!
Wolfy attacks Emon for 5110 damage!
Emon attacks Wolfy for 7189 damage!
Emon has won the fight and has 11785 HP remaining!

Vincent Valentine <7844HP> is facing off against Spork <13346HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Spork wields considerable power and influence!
Spork attacks first!
Spork attacks Vincent Valentine for 12809 damage!
Vincent Valentine has been destroyed!
Spork has won the fight and has 13346 HP remaining!

gbk <13804HP> is facing off against Emon <11785HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Emon wields considerable power and influence!
We have a heavy-hitter! gbk wields considerable power and influence!
gbk attacks first!
gbk attacks Emon for 14705 damage!
Emon has been destroyed!
gbk has won the fight and has 13804 HP remaining!

Detty <6377HP> is facing off against TimeWolfOfThePast <4025HP>!
TimeWolfOfThePast attacks first!
TimeWolfOfThePast attacks Detty for 3122 damage!
Detty attacks TimeWolfOfThePast for 5605 damage!
Detty has won the fight and has 3255 HP remaining!

Detty <3255HP> is facing off against Avenger <20628HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Avenger wields considerable power and influence!
Detty attacks first!
Detty attacks Avenger for 1826 damage!
Avenger attacks Detty for 10512 damage!
Avenger has won the fight and has 18802 HP remaining!

Mr. Stafford <3855HP> is facing off against Freelancer <13324HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Freelancer wields considerable power and influence!
Mr. Stafford attacks first!
Mr. Stafford attacks Freelancer for 2471 damage!
Freelancer attacks Mr. Stafford for 5969 damage!
Freelancer has won the fight and has 10853 HP remaining!

genk <5154HP> is facing off against Acharjay <2287HP>!
Acharjay attacks first!
Acharjay attacks genk for 1280 damage!
genk attacks Acharjay for 6070 damage!
genk has won the fight and has 3874 HP remaining!

gbk <13804HP> is facing off against Spork <13346HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Spork wields considerable power and influence!
We have a heavy-hitter! gbk wields considerable power and influence!
Spork attacks first!
Spork attacks gbk for 7326 damage!
gbk attacks Spork for 9664 damage!
Spork attacks gbk for 1174 damage!
gbk attacks Spork for 4507 damage!
gbk has won the fight and has 5304 HP remaining!

gbk <5304HP> is facing off against Avenger <18802HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Avenger wields considerable power and influence!
We have a heavy-hitter! gbk wields considerable power and influence!
Avenger attacks first!
Avenger attacks gbk for 24080 damage!
gbk has been destroyed!
Avenger has won the fight and has 18802 HP remaining!

genk <3874HP> is facing off against Freelancer <10853HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Freelancer wields considerable power and influence!
Freelancer attacks first!
Freelancer attacks genk for 8252 damage!
genk has been destroyed!
Freelancer has won the fight and has 10853 HP remaining!

|||JediGandalf's troops win!|||
Total of JediGandalf's army's hp: 190282.
Total of MBeggar's army's hp: 159001.

I found this battle considerably amusing:

SF_GoldG_01 <2845HP> is facing off against Echoman <11468HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Echoman wields considerable power and influence!
SF_GoldG_01 attacks first!
SF_GoldG_01 attacks Echoman for 15 damage!
Echoman attacks SF_GoldG_01 for 3542 damage!
Echoman has won the fight and has 11453 HP remaining!

dagnabit lol I dont lose fights!

I would have held out a lot longer had I not been pitted against WOLFY second third thing. I could have taken out 4 or 5 enemies first!

THIS is a clever game. We should have more poll related games like this. Perhaps posts per day could calculate in there somewhere, and how many topics you made, or something like that. More variables!

Edit: Didn't see my slaughter before Alan. Muahahaha.

Speaking of lasting a long time, Jon`C took out like eight dudes before finally going down. Good work, Jon.

figures the black man dies first

Just in case you didn't like your results the first time, here's another go-around. This time, MBeggar's troops pull off a miraculous victory as the underdogs.

fishstickz <6457HP> is facing off against IRG SithLord <1017HP>!
IRG SithLord attacks first!
IRG SithLord attacks fishstickz for 507 damage!
fishstickz attacks IRG SithLord for 5751 damage!
fishstickz has won the fight and has 5950 HP remaining!

Ford <1292HP> is facing off against quesadilla_red <1181HP>!
quesadilla_red attacks first!
quesadilla_red attacks Ford for 965 damage!
Ford attacks quesadilla_red for 1275 damage!
Ford has won the fight and has 327 HP remaining!

Wolfy <15610HP> is facing off against JediKirby <10562HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! JediKirby wields considerable power and influence!
We have a heavy-hitter! Wolfy wields considerable power and influence!
Wolfy attacks first!
Wolfy attacks JediKirby for 1602 damage!
JediKirby attacks Wolfy for 2935 damage!
Wolfy attacks JediKirby for 12285 damage!
JediKirby has been destroyed!
Wolfy has won the fight and has 12675 HP remaining!

DracoZandros <125HP> is facing off against TheRuleofThirds <178HP>!
DracoZandros attacks first!
DracoZandros attacks TheRuleofThirds for 82 damage!
TheRuleofThirds attacks DracoZandros for 77 damage!
DracoZandros attacks TheRuleofThirds for 120 damage!
TheRuleofThirds has been destroyed!
DracoZandros has won the fight and has 48 HP remaining!

Axis <1932HP> is facing off against Emon <16895HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Emon wields considerable power and influence!
Emon attacks first!
Emon attacks Axis for 12963 damage!
Axis has been destroyed!
Emon has won the fight and has 16895 HP remaining!

cybrid81 <475HP> is facing off against Seb <2095HP>!
cybrid81 attacks first!
cybrid81 attacks Seb for 405 damage!
Seb attacks cybrid81 for 1603 damage!
Seb has won the fight and has 1690 HP remaining!

Krokodile <2992HP> is facing off against Avenger <25019HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Avenger wields considerable power and influence!
Avenger attacks first!
Avenger attacks Krokodile for 332 damage!
Krokodile attacks Avenger for 2106 damage!
Avenger attacks Krokodile for 12646 damage!
Krokodile has been destroyed!
Avenger has won the fight and has 22913 HP remaining!

SMOCK! <4380HP> is facing off against TimeWolfOfThePast <4136HP>!
SMOCK! attacks first!
SMOCK! attacks TimeWolfOfThePast for 904 damage!
TimeWolfOfThePast attacks SMOCK! for 2559 damage!
SMOCK! attacks TimeWolfOfThePast for 3762 damage!
TimeWolfOfThePast has been destroyed!
SMOCK! has won the fight and has 1821 HP remaining!

DracoZandros <48HP> is facing off against Glyde Bane <4891HP>!
DracoZandros attacks first!
DracoZandros attacks Glyde Bane for 14 damage!
Glyde Bane attacks DracoZandros for 2048 damage!
Glyde Bane has won the fight and has 4877 HP remaining!

JKDomination <103HP> is facing off against Emon <16895HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Emon wields considerable power and influence!
Emon attacks first!
Emon attacks JKDomination for 8659 damage!
JKDomination has been destroyed!
Emon has won the fight and has 16895 HP remaining!

Vincent Valentine <8222HP> is facing off against Anovis <4160HP>!
Anovis attacks first!
Anovis attacks Vincent Valentine for 1403 damage!
Vincent Valentine attacks Anovis for 7491 damage!
Vincent Valentine has won the fight and has 6819 HP remaining!

Deadman <1263HP> is facing off against Echoman <11468HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Echoman wields considerable power and influence!
Echoman attacks first!
Echoman attacks Deadman for 205 damage!
Deadman attacks Echoman for 855 damage!
Echoman attacks Deadman for 3559 damage!
Deadman has been destroyed!
Echoman has won the fight and has 10613 HP remaining!

happydud <8920HP> is facing off against BoricuaDelight <1906HP>!
BoricuaDelight attacks first!
BoricuaDelight attacks happydud for 200 damage!
happydud attacks BoricuaDelight for 1376 damage!
BoricuaDelight attacks happydud for 635 damage!
happydud attacks BoricuaDelight for 4827 damage!
happydud has won the fight and has 8085 HP remaining!

- Tony - <4401HP> is facing off against Koobie <1674HP>!
- Tony - attacks first!
- Tony - attacks Koobie for 951 damage!
Koobie attacks - Tony - for 503 damage!
- Tony - attacks Koobie for 4271 damage!
Koobie has been destroyed!
- Tony - has won the fight and has 3898 HP remaining!

paladinZ <229HP> is facing off against Glyde Bane <4877HP>!
paladinZ attacks first!
paladinZ attacks Glyde Bane for 116 damage!
Glyde Bane attacks paladinZ for 2929 damage!
Glyde Bane has won the fight and has 4761 HP remaining!

Tsukasa <214HP> is facing off against JediNeo <218HP>!
Tsukasa attacks first!
Tsukasa attacks JediNeo for 122 damage!
JediNeo attacks Tsukasa for 39 damage!
Tsukasa attacks JediNeo for 214 damage!
JediNeo has been destroyed!
Tsukasa has won the fight and has 175 HP remaining!

SavageX378 <3267HP> is facing off against eMp <43HP>!
eMp attacks first!
eMp attacks SavageX378 for 22 damage!
SavageX378 attacks eMp for 2642 damage!
SavageX378 has won the fight and has 3245 HP remaining!

Mr. Stafford <7756HP> is facing off against Glyde Bane <4761HP>!
Mr. Stafford attacks first!
Mr. Stafford attacks Glyde Bane for 6017 damage!
Glyde Bane has been destroyed!
Mr. Stafford has won the fight and has 7756 HP remaining!

Martyn <4538HP> is facing off against Seb <1690HP>!
Seb attacks first!
Seb attacks Martyn for 1579 damage!
Martyn attacks Seb for 209 damage!
Seb attacks Martyn for 1090 damage!
Martyn attacks Seb for 2185 damage!
Martyn has won the fight and has 1869 HP remaining!

Alan <849HP> is facing off against mscbuck <3607HP>!
mscbuck attacks first!
mscbuck attacks Alan for 402 damage!
Alan attacks mscbuck for 254 damage!
mscbuck attacks Alan for 885 damage!
Alan has been destroyed!
mscbuck has won the fight and has 3353 HP remaining!

BobTheMasher <3967HP> is facing off against Wes Darklighter <1663HP>!
BobTheMasher attacks first!
BobTheMasher attacks Wes Darklighter for 2657 damage!
Wes Darklighter has been destroyed!
BobTheMasher has won the fight and has 3967 HP remaining!

Tsukasa <175HP> is facing off against Jon`C <8077HP>!
Jon`C attacks first!
Jon`C attacks Tsukasa for 678 damage!
Tsukasa has been destroyed!
Jon`C has won the fight and has 8077 HP remaining!

happydud <8085HP> is facing off against Dj Yoshi <15621HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Dj Yoshi wields considerable power and influence!
happydud attacks first!
happydud attacks Dj Yoshi for 6065 damage!
Dj Yoshi attacks happydud for 6995 damage!
happydud attacks Dj Yoshi for 1292 damage!
Dj Yoshi attacks happydud for 14977 damage!
Dj Yoshi has won the fight and has 8264 HP remaining!

Simbachu <874HP> is facing off against Zloc_Vergo <3776HP>!
Simbachu attacks first!
Simbachu attacks Zloc_Vergo for 798 damage!
Zloc_Vergo attacks Simbachu for 2789 damage!
Zloc_Vergo has won the fight and has 2978 HP remaining!

Zecks <1136HP> is facing off against Spork <14424HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Spork wields considerable power and influence!
Zecks attacks first!
Zecks attacks Spork for 813 damage!
Spork attacks Zecks for 13893 damage!
Spork has won the fight and has 13611 HP remaining!

BobTheMasher <3967HP> is facing off against Duo Maxwell <1044HP>!
BobTheMasher attacks first!
BobTheMasher attacks Duo Maxwell for 860 damage!
Duo Maxwell attacks BobTheMasher for 853 damage!
BobTheMasher attacks Duo Maxwell for 2398 damage!
Duo Maxwell has been destroyed!
BobTheMasher has won the fight and has 3114 HP remaining!

Martyn <1869HP> is facing off against Acharjay <2720HP>!
Martyn attacks first!
Martyn attacks Acharjay for 723 damage!
Acharjay attacks Martyn for 1643 damage!
Martyn attacks Acharjay for 27 damage!
Acharjay attacks Martyn for 219 damage!
Martyn attacks Acharjay for 369 damage!
Acharjay attacks Martyn for 1425 damage!
Acharjay has won the fight and has 1601 HP remaining!

Vincent Valentine <6819HP> is facing off against HooDWinkeR <79HP>!
HooDWinkeR attacks first!
HooDWinkeR attacks Vincent Valentine for 44 damage!
Vincent Valentine attacks HooDWinkeR for 8063 damage!
Vincent Valentine has won the fight and has 6775 HP remaining!

NoESC <2576HP> is facing off against LividDK27 <2540HP>!
NoESC attacks first!
NoESC attacks LividDK27 for 1524 damage!
LividDK27 attacks NoESC for 1020 damage!
NoESC attacks LividDK27 for 688 damage!
LividDK27 attacks NoESC for 1212 damage!
NoESC attacks LividDK27 for 493 damage!
LividDK27 has been destroyed!
NoESC has won the fight and has 344 HP remaining!

kyle90 <7823HP> is facing off against Zloc_Vergo <2978HP>!
kyle90 attacks first!
kyle90 attacks Zloc_Vergo for 2472 damage!
Zloc_Vergo attacks kyle90 for 1625 damage!
kyle90 attacks Zloc_Vergo for 6098 damage!
Zloc_Vergo has been destroyed!
kyle90 has won the fight and has 6198 HP remaining!

NoESC <344HP> is facing off against Ric_Olie <2860HP>!
Ric_Olie attacks first!
Ric_Olie attacks NoESC for 2246 damage!
NoESC has been destroyed!
Ric_Olie has won the fight and has 2860 HP remaining!

genk <7531HP> is facing off against Obi_Kwiet <3766HP>!
genk attacks first!
genk attacks Obi_Kwiet for 5906 damage!
Obi_Kwiet has been destroyed!
genk has won the fight and has 7531 HP remaining!

Ford <327HP> is facing off against mscbuck <3353HP>!
Ford attacks first!
Ford attacks mscbuck for 445 damage!
mscbuck attacks Ford for 2697 damage!
mscbuck has won the fight and has 2908 HP remaining!

gbk <15099HP> is facing off against Acharjay <1601HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! gbk wields considerable power and influence!
gbk attacks first!
gbk attacks Acharjay for 8870 damage!
Acharjay has been destroyed!
gbk has won the fight and has 15099 HP remaining!

Baconfish <5751HP> is facing off against Emon <16895HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Emon wields considerable power and influence!
Baconfish attacks first!
Baconfish attacks Emon for 4321 damage!
Emon attacks Baconfish for 150 damage!
Baconfish attacks Emon for 5374 damage!
Emon attacks Baconfish for 8008 damage!
Emon has won the fight and has 7200 HP remaining!

fishstickz <5950HP> is facing off against Ric_Olie <2860HP>!
fishstickz attacks first!
fishstickz attacks Ric_Olie for 1004 damage!
Ric_Olie attacks fishstickz for 1880 damage!
fishstickz attacks Ric_Olie for 4376 damage!
Ric_Olie has been destroyed!
fishstickz has won the fight and has 4070 HP remaining!

kyle90 <6198HP> is facing off against Jon`C <8077HP>!
kyle90 attacks first!
kyle90 attacks Jon`C for 6321 damage!
Jon`C attacks kyle90 for 4040 damage!
kyle90 attacks Jon`C for 7783 damage!
Jon`C has been destroyed!
kyle90 has won the fight and has 2158 HP remaining!

Darkjedibob <1871HP> is facing off against petmc20 <466HP>!
petmc20 attacks first!
petmc20 attacks Darkjedibob for 159 damage!
Darkjedibob attacks petmc20 for 1361 damage!
Darkjedibob has won the fight and has 1712 HP remaining!

- Tony - <3898HP> is facing off against Avenger <22913HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Avenger wields considerable power and influence!
- Tony - attacks first!
- Tony - attacks Avenger for 2576 damage!
Avenger attacks - Tony - for 20871 damage!
Avenger has won the fight and has 20337 HP remaining!

djwguitarman <2326HP> is facing off against Freelancer <13324HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Freelancer wields considerable power and influence!
djwguitarman attacks first!
djwguitarman attacks Freelancer for 750 damage!
Freelancer attacks djwguitarman for 9538 damage!
Freelancer has won the fight and has 12574 HP remaining!

Darth_Revan <461HP> is facing off against GhostOfYoda <3271HP>!
Darth_Revan attacks first!
Darth_Revan attacks GhostOfYoda for 368 damage!
GhostOfYoda attacks Darth_Revan for 1706 damage!
GhostOfYoda has won the fight and has 2903 HP remaining!

gbk <15099HP> is facing off against Morpheus <2216HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! gbk wields considerable power and influence!
gbk attacks first!
gbk attacks Morpheus for 12552 damage!
Morpheus has been destroyed!
gbk has won the fight and has 15099 HP remaining!

Wolfy <12675HP> is facing off against Dj Yoshi <8264HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Dj Yoshi wields considerable power and influence!
We have a heavy-hitter! Wolfy wields considerable power and influence!
Dj Yoshi attacks first!
Dj Yoshi attacks Wolfy for 1442 damage!
Wolfy attacks Dj Yoshi for 5706 damage!
Dj Yoshi attacks Wolfy for 2290 damage!
Wolfy attacks Dj Yoshi for 1862 damage!
Dj Yoshi attacks Wolfy for 4561 damage!
Wolfy attacks Dj Yoshi for 14083 damage!
Wolfy has won the fight and has 4382 HP remaining!

genk <7531HP> is facing off against Sats <2196HP>!
genk attacks first!
genk attacks Sats for 6480 damage!
Sats has been destroyed!
genk has won the fight and has 7531 HP remaining!

SMOCK! <1821HP> is facing off against Freelancer <12574HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Freelancer wields considerable power and influence!
SMOCK! attacks first!
SMOCK! attacks Freelancer for 545 damage!
Freelancer attacks SMOCK! for 3578 damage!
Freelancer has won the fight and has 12029 HP remaining!

fishstickz <4070HP> is facing off against Victor Van Dort <10649HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Victor Van Dort wields considerable power and influence!
fishstickz attacks first!
fishstickz attacks Victor Van Dort for 1745 damage!
Victor Van Dort attacks fishstickz for 6861 damage!
Victor Van Dort has won the fight and has 8904 HP remaining!

BobTheMasher <3114HP> is facing off against Impi <3245HP>!
Impi attacks first!
Impi attacks BobTheMasher for 2757 damage!
BobTheMasher attacks Impi for 148 damage!
Impi attacks BobTheMasher for 291 damage!
BobTheMasher attacks Impi for 2756 damage!
Impi attacks BobTheMasher for 1509 damage!
BobTheMasher has been destroyed!
Impi has won the fight and has 341 HP remaining!

Darkjedibob <1712HP> is facing off against GhostOfYoda <2903HP>!
Darkjedibob attacks first!
Darkjedibob attacks GhostOfYoda for 1132 damage!
GhostOfYoda attacks Darkjedibob for 2747 damage!
GhostOfYoda has won the fight and has 1771 HP remaining!

gbk <15099HP> is facing off against mscbuck <2908HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! gbk wields considerable power and influence!
mscbuck attacks first!
mscbuck attacks gbk for 3233 damage!
gbk attacks mscbuck for 13500 damage!
gbk has won the fight and has 11866 HP remaining!

Vincent Valentine <6775HP> is facing off against Impi <341HP>!
Vincent Valentine attacks first!
Vincent Valentine attacks Impi for 4967 damage!
Impi has been destroyed!
Vincent Valentine has won the fight and has 6775 HP remaining!

genk <7531HP> is facing off against Echoman <10613HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Echoman wields considerable power and influence!
genk attacks first!
genk attacks Echoman for 1156 damage!
Echoman attacks genk for 6028 damage!
genk attacks Echoman for 5919 damage!
Echoman attacks genk for 549 damage!
genk attacks Echoman for 3627 damage!
Echoman has been destroyed!
genk has won the fight and has 954 HP remaining!

DrkJedi82 <8202HP> is facing off against Admiral Zarn <272HP>!
DrkJedi82 attacks first!
DrkJedi82 attacks Admiral Zarn for 7879 damage!
Admiral Zarn has been destroyed!
DrkJedi82 has won the fight and has 8202 HP remaining!

Michael MacFarlane <3248HP> is facing off against Spork <13611HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Spork wields considerable power and influence!
Spork attacks first!
Spork attacks Michael MacFarlane for 11062 damage!
Michael MacFarlane has been destroyed!
Spork has won the fight and has 13611 HP remaining!

alpha1 <2244HP> is facing off against Victor Van Dort <8904HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Victor Van Dort wields considerable power and influence!
alpha1 attacks first!
alpha1 attacks Victor Van Dort for 339 damage!
Victor Van Dort attacks alpha1 for 984 damage!
alpha1 attacks Victor Van Dort for 1402 damage!
Victor Van Dort attacks alpha1 for 7734 damage!
Victor Van Dort has won the fight and has 7163 HP remaining!

SavageX378 <3245HP> is facing off against Emon <7200HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Emon wields considerable power and influence!
Emon attacks first!
Emon attacks SavageX378 for 9668 damage!
SavageX378 has been destroyed!
Emon has won the fight and has 7200 HP remaining!

Detty <6377HP> is facing off against Avenger <20337HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Avenger wields considerable power and influence!
Detty attacks first!
Detty attacks Avenger for 1697 damage!
Avenger attacks Detty for 17742 damage!
Avenger has won the fight and has 18640 HP remaining!

Wolfy <4382HP> is facing off against Victor Van Dort <7163HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Victor Van Dort wields considerable power and influence!
We have a heavy-hitter! Wolfy wields considerable power and influence!
Wolfy attacks first!
Wolfy attacks Victor Van Dort for 12266 damage!
Victor Van Dort has been destroyed!
Wolfy has won the fight and has 4382 HP remaining!

Mr. Stafford <7756HP> is facing off against Freelancer <12029HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Freelancer wields considerable power and influence!
Mr. Stafford attacks first!
Mr. Stafford attacks Freelancer for 6392 damage!
Freelancer attacks Mr. Stafford for 8769 damage!
Freelancer has won the fight and has 5637 HP remaining!

Overlord <3902HP> is facing off against Freelancer <5637HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Freelancer wields considerable power and influence!
Freelancer attacks first!
Freelancer attacks Overlord for 11182 damage!
Overlord has been destroyed!
Freelancer has won the fight and has 5637 HP remaining!

gbk <11866HP> is facing off against Spork <13611HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Spork wields considerable power and influence!
We have a heavy-hitter! gbk wields considerable power and influence!
Spork attacks first!
Spork attacks gbk for 2355 damage!
gbk attacks Spork for 9495 damage!
Spork attacks gbk for 199 damage!
gbk attacks Spork for 12752 damage!
gbk has won the fight and has 9312 HP remaining!

DrkJedi82 <8202HP> is facing off against JediGandalf <6765HP>!
DrkJedi82 attacks first!
DrkJedi82 attacks JediGandalf for 3412 damage!
JediGandalf attacks DrkJedi82 for 341 damage!
DrkJedi82 attacks JediGandalf for 4634 damage!
JediGandalf has been destroyed!
DrkJedi82 has won the fight and has 7861 HP remaining!

Wolfy <4382HP> is facing off against Freelancer <5637HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Freelancer wields considerable power and influence!
We have a heavy-hitter! Wolfy wields considerable power and influence!
Wolfy attacks first!
Wolfy attacks Freelancer for 11871 damage!
Freelancer has been destroyed!
Wolfy has won the fight and has 4382 HP remaining!

gbk <9312HP> is facing off against lassev <2258HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! gbk wields considerable power and influence!
lassev attacks first!
lassev attacks gbk for 1402 damage!
gbk attacks lassev for 7283 damage!
gbk has won the fight and has 7910 HP remaining!

SF_GoldG_01 <2845HP> is facing off against Avenger <18640HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Avenger wields considerable power and influence!
Avenger attacks first!
Avenger attacks SF_GoldG_01 for 10039 damage!
SF_GoldG_01 has been destroyed!
Avenger has won the fight and has 18640 HP remaining!

FastGamerr <9743HP> is facing off against GhostOfYoda <1771HP>!
FastGamerr attacks first!
FastGamerr attacks GhostOfYoda for 447 damage!
GhostOfYoda attacks FastGamerr for 754 damage!
FastGamerr attacks GhostOfYoda for 2042 damage!
GhostOfYoda has been destroyed!
FastGamerr has won the fight and has 8989 HP remaining!

kyle90 <2158HP> is facing off against Avenger <18640HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Avenger wields considerable power and influence!
kyle90 attacks first!
kyle90 attacks Avenger for 5795 damage!
Avenger attacks kyle90 for 18426 damage!
Avenger has won the fight and has 12845 HP remaining!

DrkJedi82 <7861HP> is facing off against Avenger <12845HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Avenger wields considerable power and influence!
DrkJedi82 attacks first!
DrkJedi82 attacks Avenger for 7575 damage!
Avenger attacks DrkJedi82 for 18502 damage!
Avenger has won the fight and has 5270 HP remaining!

genk <954HP> is facing off against Avenger <5270HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Avenger wields considerable power and influence!
genk attacks first!
genk attacks Avenger for 2152 damage!
Avenger attacks genk for 9945 damage!
Avenger has won the fight and has 3118 HP remaining!

Wolfy <4382HP> is facing off against Avenger <3118HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Avenger wields considerable power and influence!
We have a heavy-hitter! Wolfy wields considerable power and influence!
Wolfy attacks first!
Wolfy attacks Avenger for 4160 damage!
Avenger has been destroyed!
Wolfy has won the fight and has 4382 HP remaining!

FastGamerr <8989HP> is facing off against Emon <7200HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Emon wields considerable power and influence!
FastGamerr attacks first!
FastGamerr attacks Emon for 35 damage!
Emon attacks FastGamerr for 3229 damage!
FastGamerr attacks Emon for 2212 damage!
Emon attacks FastGamerr for 7073 damage!
Emon has won the fight and has 4953 HP remaining!

Wolfy <4382HP> is facing off against Emon <4953HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Emon wields considerable power and influence!
We have a heavy-hitter! Wolfy wields considerable power and influence!
Wolfy attacks first!
Wolfy attacks Emon for 9708 damage!
Emon has been destroyed!
Wolfy has won the fight and has 4382 HP remaining!

|||MBeggar's troops win!|||
Total of JediGandalf's army's hp: 190282.
Total of MBeggar's army's hp: 159001.

Oh suck. Stop pitting me against wolfy! I'm one of the hard hitters! He's THE hard hitter!

dagnabit I keep losing! lol do me again!

i won 4 battles, and then got SMASHED

God damn, it took 13 of MBs troops to take me out. I kicked a lot of ***. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough this time

Haha, awesome.

That reminds me of this One Must Fall 2097 Massassi mod someone was making. It could have turned out real nice.

At least the second time I was able to hold out until my second battle. >:o

Ego booster! I have an army! woot woot!

Okay, I checked to make sure both Boricua and Kirby kick some *** in this one.

[ MB ] kyle90 <7823HP> is facing off against [ JG ]Acharjay <2720HP>!
Acharjay attacks first!
Acharjay attacks kyle90 for 205 damage!
kyle90 attacks Acharjay for 3197 damage!
kyle90 has won the fight and has 7618 HP remaining!

[ MB ] Baconfish <5751HP> is facing off against [ JG ]eMp <43HP>!
Baconfish attacks first!
Baconfish attacks eMp for 3950 damage!
eMp has been destroyed!
Baconfish has won the fight and has 5751 HP remaining!

[ MB ] SF_GoldG_01 <2845HP> is facing off against [ JG ]Emon <16895HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Emon wields considerable power and influence!
Emon attacks first!
Emon attacks SF_GoldG_01 for 14223 damage!
SF_GoldG_01 has been destroyed!
Emon has won the fight and has 16895 HP remaining!

[ MB ] cybrid81 <475HP> is facing off against [ JG ]quesadilla_red <1181HP>!
cybrid81 attacks first!
cybrid81 attacks quesadilla_red for 276 damage!
quesadilla_red attacks cybrid81 for 931 damage!
quesadilla_red has won the fight and has 905 HP remaining!

[ MB ] Overlord <3902HP> is facing off against [ JG ]Obi_Kwiet <3766HP>!
Overlord attacks first!
Overlord attacks Obi_Kwiet for 2780 damage!
Obi_Kwiet attacks Overlord for 1005 damage!
Overlord attacks Obi_Kwiet for 2029 damage!
Obi_Kwiet has been destroyed!
Overlord has won the fight and has 2897 HP remaining!

[ MB ] Zecks <1136HP> is facing off against [ JG ]Ric_Olie <2860HP>!
Ric_Olie attacks first!
Ric_Olie attacks Zecks for 2641 damage!
Zecks has been destroyed!
Ric_Olie has won the fight and has 2860 HP remaining!

[ MB ] Darkjedibob <1871HP> is facing off against [ JG ]HooDWinkeR <79HP>!
HooDWinkeR attacks first!
HooDWinkeR attacks Darkjedibob for 31 damage!
Darkjedibob attacks HooDWinkeR for 603 damage!
Darkjedibob has won the fight and has 1840 HP remaining!

[ MB ] alpha1 <2244HP> is facing off against [ JG ]Koobie <1674HP>!
Koobie attacks first!
Koobie attacks alpha1 for 478 damage!
alpha1 attacks Koobie for 1140 damage!
Koobie attacks alpha1 for 706 damage!
alpha1 attacks Koobie for 1975 damage!
alpha1 has won the fight and has 1060 HP remaining!

[ MB ] Ford <1292HP> is facing off against [ JG ]Zloc_Vergo <3776HP>!
Ford attacks first!
Ford attacks Zloc_Vergo for 296 damage!
Zloc_Vergo attacks Ford for 2559 damage!
Zloc_Vergo has won the fight and has 3480 HP remaining!

[ MB ] happydud <8920HP> is facing off against [ JG ]Victor Van Dort <10649HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Victor Van Dort wields considerable power and influence!
happydud attacks first!
happydud attacks Victor Van Dort for 4482 damage!
Victor Van Dort attacks happydud for 2021 damage!
happydud attacks Victor Van Dort for 3595 damage!
Victor Van Dort attacks happydud for 5693 damage!
happydud attacks Victor Van Dort for 5905 damage!
Victor Van Dort has been destroyed!
happydud has won the fight and has 1206 HP remaining!

[ MB ] gbk <15099HP> is facing off against [ JG ]Impi <3245HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! gbk wields considerable power and influence!
gbk attacks first!
gbk attacks Impi for 13947 damage!
Impi has been destroyed!
gbk has won the fight and has 15099 HP remaining!

[ MB ] djwguitarman <2326HP> is facing off against [ JG ]Duo Maxwell <1044HP>!
Duo Maxwell attacks first!
Duo Maxwell attacks djwguitarman for 419 damage!
djwguitarman attacks Duo Maxwell for 2171 damage!
djwguitarman has won the fight and has 1907 HP remaining!

[ MB ] Simbachu <874HP> is facing off against [ JG ]BoricuaDelight <1906HP>!
BoricuaDelight attacks first!
BoricuaDelight attacks Simbachu for 991 damage!
Simbachu has been destroyed!
BoricuaDelight has won the fight and has 1906 HP remaining!

[ MB ] paladinZ <229HP> is facing off against [ JG ]Jon`C <8077HP>!
paladinZ attacks first!
paladinZ attacks Jon`C for 78 damage!
Jon`C attacks paladinZ for 3634 damage!
Jon`C has won the fight and has 7999 HP remaining!

[ MB ] djwguitarman <1907HP> is facing off against [ JG ]TimeWolfOfThePast <4136HP>!
djwguitarman attacks first!
djwguitarman attacks TimeWolfOfThePast for 255 damage!
TimeWolfOfThePast attacks djwguitarman for 1610 damage!
djwguitarman attacks TimeWolfOfThePast for 2318 damage!
TimeWolfOfThePast attacks djwguitarman for 1707 damage!
TimeWolfOfThePast has won the fight and has 1563 HP remaining!

[ MB ] Axis <1932HP> is facing off against [ JG ]Freelancer <13324HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Freelancer wields considerable power and influence!
Axis attacks first!
Axis attacks Freelancer for 291 damage!
Freelancer attacks Axis for 2797 damage!
Freelancer has won the fight and has 13033 HP remaining!

[ MB ] Overlord <2897HP> is facing off against [ JG ]Glyde Bane <4891HP>!
Glyde Bane attacks first!
Glyde Bane attacks Overlord for 4317 damage!
Overlord has been destroyed!
Glyde Bane has won the fight and has 4891 HP remaining!

[ MB ] Wolfy <15610HP> is facing off against [ JG ]IRG SithLord <1017HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Wolfy wields considerable power and influence!
Wolfy attacks first!
Wolfy attacks IRG SithLord for 4586 damage!
IRG SithLord has been destroyed!
Wolfy has won the fight and has 15610 HP remaining!

[ MB ] Wolfy <15610HP> is facing off against [ JG ]petmc20 <466HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Wolfy wields considerable power and influence!
Wolfy attacks first!
Wolfy attacks petmc20 for 6375 damage!
petmc20 has been destroyed!
Wolfy has won the fight and has 15610 HP remaining!

[ MB ] BobTheMasher <3967HP> is facing off against [ JG ]Ric_Olie <2860HP>!
BobTheMasher attacks first!
BobTheMasher attacks Ric_Olie for 2397 damage!
Ric_Olie attacks BobTheMasher for 1496 damage!
BobTheMasher attacks Ric_Olie for 924 damage!
Ric_Olie has been destroyed!
BobTheMasher has won the fight and has 2471 HP remaining!

[ MB ] Mr. Stafford <7756HP> is facing off against [ JG ]LividDK27 <2540HP>!
Mr. Stafford attacks first!
Mr. Stafford attacks LividDK27 for 252 damage!
LividDK27 attacks Mr. Stafford for 595 damage!
Mr. Stafford attacks LividDK27 for 3443 damage!
LividDK27 has been destroyed!
Mr. Stafford has won the fight and has 7161 HP remaining!

[ MB ] SMOCK! <4380HP> is facing off against [ JG ]Glyde Bane <4891HP>!
Glyde Bane attacks first!
Glyde Bane attacks SMOCK! for 1375 damage!
SMOCK! attacks Glyde Bane for 1745 damage!
Glyde Bane attacks SMOCK! for 4882 damage!
SMOCK! has been destroyed!
Glyde Bane has won the fight and has 3146 HP remaining!

[ MB ] Darkjedibob <1840HP> is facing off against [ JG ]JediGandalf <6765HP>!
JediGandalf attacks first!
JediGandalf attacks Darkjedibob for 662 damage!
Darkjedibob attacks JediGandalf for 1066 damage!
JediGandalf attacks Darkjedibob for 1044 damage!
Darkjedibob attacks JediGandalf for 1379 damage!
JediGandalf attacks Darkjedibob for 2446 damage!
Darkjedibob has been destroyed!
JediGandalf has won the fight and has 4320 HP remaining!

[ MB ] Michael MacFarlane <3248HP> is facing off against [ JG ]GhostOfYoda <3271HP>!
Michael MacFarlane attacks first!
Michael MacFarlane attacks GhostOfYoda for 655 damage!
GhostOfYoda attacks Michael MacFarlane for 3069 damage!
Michael MacFarlane attacks GhostOfYoda for 1938 damage!
GhostOfYoda attacks Michael MacFarlane for 1682 damage!
GhostOfYoda has won the fight and has 678 HP remaining!

[ MB ] Wolfy <15610HP> is facing off against [ JG ]Anovis <4160HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Wolfy wields considerable power and influence!
Wolfy attacks first!
Wolfy attacks Anovis for 5299 damage!
Anovis has been destroyed!
Wolfy has won the fight and has 15610 HP remaining!

[ MB ] genk <7531HP> is facing off against [ JG ]Spork <14424HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Spork wields considerable power and influence!
Spork attacks first!
Spork attacks genk for 4427 damage!
genk attacks Spork for 584 damage!
Spork attacks genk for 5414 damage!
genk has been destroyed!
Spork has won the fight and has 13840 HP remaining!

[ MB ] NoESC <2576HP> is facing off against [ JG ]Seb <2095HP>!
NoESC attacks first!
NoESC attacks Seb for 422 damage!
Seb attacks NoESC for 716 damage!
NoESC attacks Seb for 1995 damage!
Seb has been destroyed!
NoESC has won the fight and has 1860 HP remaining!

[ MB ] Detty <6377HP> is facing off against [ JG ]TheRuleofThirds <178HP>!
Detty attacks first!
Detty attacks TheRuleofThirds for 2842 damage!
TheRuleofThirds has been destroyed!
Detty has won the fight and has 6377 HP remaining!

[ MB ] happydud <1206HP> is facing off against [ JG ]Morpheus <2216HP>!
Morpheus attacks first!
Morpheus attacks happydud for 2012 damage!
happydud has been destroyed!
Morpheus has won the fight and has 2216 HP remaining!

[ MB ] Tsukasa <214HP> is facing off against [ JG ]mscbuck <3607HP>!
mscbuck attacks first!
mscbuck attacks Tsukasa for 3236 damage!
Tsukasa has been destroyed!
mscbuck has won the fight and has 3607 HP remaining!

[ MB ] Mr. Stafford <7161HP> is facing off against [ JG ]JediKirby <10562HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! JediKirby wields considerable power and influence!
JediKirby attacks first!
JediKirby attacks Mr. Stafford for 7647 damage!
Mr. Stafford has been destroyed!
JediKirby has won the fight and has 10562 HP remaining!

[ MB ] FastGamerr <9743HP> is facing off against [ JG ]Wes Darklighter <1663HP>!
FastGamerr attacks first!
FastGamerr attacks Wes Darklighter for 8328 damage!
Wes Darklighter has been destroyed!
FastGamerr has won the fight and has 9743 HP remaining!

[ MB ] Baconfish <5751HP> is facing off against [ JG ]Glyde Bane <3146HP>!
Glyde Bane attacks first!
Glyde Bane attacks Baconfish for 4496 damage!
Baconfish attacks Glyde Bane for 2097 damage!
Glyde Bane attacks Baconfish for 3934 damage!
Baconfish has been destroyed!
Glyde Bane has won the fight and has 1049 HP remaining!

[ MB ] Darth_Revan <461HP> is facing off against [ JG ]Sats <2196HP>!
Darth_Revan attacks first!
Darth_Revan attacks Sats for 410 damage!
Sats attacks Darth_Revan for 1852 damage!
Sats has won the fight and has 1786 HP remaining!

[ MB ] NoESC <1860HP> is facing off against [ JG ]JediNeo <218HP>!
NoESC attacks first!
NoESC attacks JediNeo for 148 damage!
JediNeo attacks NoESC for 110 damage!
NoESC attacks JediNeo for 1617 damage!
JediNeo has been destroyed!
NoESC has won the fight and has 1750 HP remaining!

[ MB ] SavageX378 <3267HP> is facing off against [ JG ]lassev <2258HP>!
SavageX378 attacks first!
SavageX378 attacks lassev for 2663 damage!
lassev has been destroyed!
SavageX378 has won the fight and has 3267 HP remaining!

[ MB ] FastGamerr <9743HP> is facing off against [ JG ]TimeWolfOfThePast <1563HP>!
FastGamerr attacks first!
FastGamerr attacks TimeWolfOfThePast for 6550 damage!
TimeWolfOfThePast has been destroyed!
FastGamerr has won the fight and has 9743 HP remaining!

[ MB ] Deadman <1263HP> is facing off against [ JG ]quesadilla_red <905HP>!
Deadman attacks first!
Deadman attacks quesadilla_red for 250 damage!
quesadilla_red attacks Deadman for 976 damage!
Deadman attacks quesadilla_red for 481 damage!
quesadilla_red attacks Deadman for 271 damage!
Deadman attacks quesadilla_red for 539 damage!
quesadilla_red has been destroyed!
Deadman has won the fight and has 16 HP remaining!

[ MB ] Alan <849HP> is facing off against [ JG ]JediKirby <10562HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! JediKirby wields considerable power and influence!
JediKirby attacks first!
JediKirby attacks Alan for 8722 damage!
Alan has been destroyed!
JediKirby has won the fight and has 10562 HP remaining!

[ MB ] NoESC <1750HP> is facing off against [ JG ]JediKirby <10562HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! JediKirby wields considerable power and influence!
NoESC attacks first!
NoESC attacks JediKirby for 1846 damage!
JediKirby attacks NoESC for 3012 damage!
JediKirby has won the fight and has 8716 HP remaining!

[ MB ] - Tony - <4401HP> is facing off against [ JG ]Emon <16895HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Emon wields considerable power and influence!
Emon attacks first!
Emon attacks - Tony - for 4843 damage!
- Tony - has been destroyed!
Emon has won the fight and has 16895 HP remaining!

[ MB ] Deadman <16HP> is facing off against [ JG ]Spork <13840HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Spork wields considerable power and influence!
Spork attacks first!
Spork attacks Deadman for 3216 damage!
Deadman has been destroyed!
Spork has won the fight and has 13840 HP remaining!

[ MB ] BobTheMasher <2471HP> is facing off against [ JG ]Jon`C <7999HP>!
Jon`C attacks first!
Jon`C attacks BobTheMasher for 6520 damage!
BobTheMasher has been destroyed!
Jon`C has won the fight and has 7999 HP remaining!

[ MB ] gbk <15099HP> is facing off against [ JG ]Spork <13840HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Spork wields considerable power and influence!
We have a heavy-hitter! gbk wields considerable power and influence!
Spork attacks first!
Spork attacks gbk for 4323 damage!
gbk attacks Spork for 7155 damage!
Spork attacks gbk for 6484 damage!
gbk attacks Spork for 12596 damage!
gbk has won the fight and has 4292 HP remaining!

[ MB ] Detty <6377HP> is facing off against [ JG ]GhostOfYoda <678HP>!
Detty attacks first!
Detty attacks GhostOfYoda for 735 damage!
GhostOfYoda has been destroyed!
Detty has won the fight and has 6377 HP remaining!

[ MB ] Vincent Valentine <8222HP> is facing off against [ JG ]Avenger <25019HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Avenger wields considerable power and influence!
Vincent Valentine attacks first!
Vincent Valentine attacks Avenger for 4497 damage!
Avenger attacks Vincent Valentine for 7573 damage!
Vincent Valentine attacks Avenger for 2564 damage!
Avenger attacks Vincent Valentine for 10206 damage!
Avenger has won the fight and has 17958 HP remaining!

[ MB ] gbk <4292HP> is facing off against [ JG ]Jon`C <7999HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! gbk wields considerable power and influence!
Jon`C attacks first!
Jon`C attacks gbk for 5937 damage!
gbk has been destroyed!
Jon`C has won the fight and has 7999 HP remaining!

[ MB ] fishstickz <6457HP> is facing off against [ JG ]Sats <1786HP>!
Sats attacks first!
Sats attacks fishstickz for 1737 damage!
fishstickz attacks Sats for 2853 damage!
fishstickz has won the fight and has 4720 HP remaining!

[ MB ] FastGamerr <9743HP> is facing off against [ JG ]Emon <16895HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Emon wields considerable power and influence!
Emon attacks first!
Emon attacks FastGamerr for 3214 damage!
FastGamerr attacks Emon for 2820 damage!
Emon attacks FastGamerr for 1038 damage!
FastGamerr attacks Emon for 3304 damage!
Emon attacks FastGamerr for 6352 damage!
FastGamerr has been destroyed!
Emon has won the fight and has 10771 HP remaining!

[ MB ] Martyn <4538HP> is facing off against [ JG ]Emon <10771HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Emon wields considerable power and influence!
Emon attacks first!
Emon attacks Martyn for 11727 damage!
Martyn has been destroyed!
Emon has won the fight and has 10771 HP remaining!

[ MB ] SavageX378 <3267HP> is facing off against [ JG ]Zloc_Vergo <3480HP>!
SavageX378 attacks first!
SavageX378 attacks Zloc_Vergo for 2872 damage!
Zloc_Vergo attacks SavageX378 for 2483 damage!
SavageX378 attacks Zloc_Vergo for 1190 damage!
Zloc_Vergo has been destroyed!
SavageX378 has won the fight and has 784 HP remaining!

[ MB ] DracoZandros <125HP> is facing off against [ JG ]Emon <10771HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Emon wields considerable power and influence!
Emon attacks first!
Emon attacks DracoZandros for 3322 damage!
DracoZandros has been destroyed!
Emon has won the fight and has 10771 HP remaining!

[ MB ] Wolfy <15610HP> is facing off against [ JG ]mscbuck <3607HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Wolfy wields considerable power and influence!
Wolfy attacks first!
Wolfy attacks mscbuck for 15017 damage!
mscbuck has been destroyed!
Wolfy has won the fight and has 15610 HP remaining!

[ MB ] DrkJedi82 <8202HP> is facing off against [ JG ]Freelancer <13033HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Freelancer wields considerable power and influence!
Freelancer attacks first!
Freelancer attacks DrkJedi82 for 6850 damage!
DrkJedi82 attacks Freelancer for 7151 damage!
Freelancer attacks DrkJedi82 for 7009 damage!
DrkJedi82 has been destroyed!
Freelancer has won the fight and has 5882 HP remaining!

[ MB ] fishstickz <4720HP> is facing off against [ JG ]Glyde Bane <1049HP>!
fishstickz attacks first!
fishstickz attacks Glyde Bane for 6191 damage!
Glyde Bane has been destroyed!
fishstickz has won the fight and has 4720 HP remaining!

[ MB ] Wolfy <15610HP> is facing off against [ JG ]Emon <10771HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Emon wields considerable power and influence!
We have a heavy-hitter! Wolfy wields considerable power and influence!
Wolfy attacks first!
Wolfy attacks Emon for 11757 damage!
Emon has been destroyed!
Wolfy has won the fight and has 15610 HP remaining!

[ MB ] fishstickz <4720HP> is facing off against [ JG ]Dj Yoshi <15621HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Dj Yoshi wields considerable power and influence!
Dj Yoshi attacks first!
Dj Yoshi attacks fishstickz for 8654 damage!
fishstickz has been destroyed!
Dj Yoshi has won the fight and has 15621 HP remaining!

[ MB ] Detty <6377HP> is facing off against [ JG ]Avenger <17958HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Avenger wields considerable power and influence!
Avenger attacks first!
Avenger attacks Detty for 14623 damage!
Detty has been destroyed!
Avenger has won the fight and has 17958 HP remaining!

[ MB ] Krokodile <2992HP> is facing off against [ JG ]Avenger <17958HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Avenger wields considerable power and influence!
Krokodile attacks first!
Krokodile attacks Avenger for 2402 damage!
Avenger attacks Krokodile for 3581 damage!
Avenger has won the fight and has 15556 HP remaining!

[ MB ] JKDomination <103HP> is facing off against [ JG ]Echoman <11468HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Echoman wields considerable power and influence!
JKDomination attacks first!
JKDomination attacks Echoman for 30 damage!
Echoman attacks JKDomination for 11034 damage!
Echoman has won the fight and has 11438 HP remaining!

[ MB ] alpha1 <1060HP> is facing off against [ JG ]Morpheus <2216HP>!
Morpheus attacks first!
Morpheus attacks alpha1 for 168 damage!
alpha1 attacks Morpheus for 469 damage!
Morpheus attacks alpha1 for 969 damage!
alpha1 has been destroyed!
Morpheus has won the fight and has 1747 HP remaining!

[ MB ] Wolfy <15610HP> is facing off against [ JG ]Jon`C <7999HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Wolfy wields considerable power and influence!
Wolfy attacks first!
Wolfy attacks Jon`C for 11369 damage!
Jon`C has been destroyed!
Wolfy has won the fight and has 15610 HP remaining!

[ MB ] kyle90 <7618HP> is facing off against [ JG ]Echoman <11438HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Echoman wields considerable power and influence!
Echoman attacks first!
Echoman attacks kyle90 for 4444 damage!
kyle90 attacks Echoman for 5902 damage!
Echoman attacks kyle90 for 3951 damage!
kyle90 has been destroyed!
Echoman has won the fight and has 5536 HP remaining!

[ MB ] Wolfy <15610HP> is facing off against [ JG ]JediGandalf <4320HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Wolfy wields considerable power and influence!
Wolfy attacks first!
Wolfy attacks JediGandalf for 3810 damage!
JediGandalf attacks Wolfy for 6287 damage!
Wolfy attacks JediGandalf for 1271 damage!
JediGandalf has been destroyed!
Wolfy has won the fight and has 9323 HP remaining!

[ MB ] Wolfy <9323HP> is facing off against [ JG ]Echoman <5536HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Echoman wields considerable power and influence!
We have a heavy-hitter! Wolfy wields considerable power and influence!
Echoman attacks first!
Echoman attacks Wolfy for 8649 damage!
Wolfy attacks Echoman for 7515 damage!
Wolfy has won the fight and has 674 HP remaining!

[ MB ] Wolfy <674HP> is facing off against [ JG ]BoricuaDelight <1906HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Wolfy wields considerable power and influence!
BoricuaDelight attacks first!
BoricuaDelight attacks Wolfy for 499 damage!
Wolfy attacks BoricuaDelight for 476 damage!
BoricuaDelight attacks Wolfy for 908 damage!
Wolfy has been destroyed!
BoricuaDelight has won the fight and has 1430 HP remaining!

[ MB ] SavageX378 <784HP> is facing off against [ JG ]BoricuaDelight <1430HP>!
SavageX378 attacks first!
SavageX378 attacks BoricuaDelight for 420 damage!
BoricuaDelight attacks SavageX378 for 673 damage!
SavageX378 attacks BoricuaDelight for 2465 damage!
BoricuaDelight has been destroyed!
SavageX378 has won the fight and has 111 HP remaining!

[ MB ] SavageX378 <111HP> is facing off against [ JG ]Admiral Zarn <272HP>!
SavageX378 attacks first!
SavageX378 attacks Admiral Zarn for 2578 damage!
Admiral Zarn has been destroyed!
SavageX378 has won the fight and has 111 HP remaining!

[ MB ] SavageX378 <111HP> is facing off against [ JG ]JediKirby <8716HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! JediKirby wields considerable power and influence!
SavageX378 attacks first!
SavageX378 attacks JediKirby for 959 damage!
JediKirby attacks SavageX378 for 260 damage!
JediKirby has won the fight and has 7757 HP remaining!

|||JediGandalf's troops win!|||
Total of JediGandalf's army's hp: 190282.
Total of MBeggar's army's hp: 159001.

Dagnabit! hehe I was like yayyyy! I won, and then I waslike damn I lost again hehe

*why do you build me up, buttercup baby just to let me down...* lol

Hey, you took down two, one of them Wolfy. It was hard to find one where you and Kirby were both successful.

hehe ok ok, then you are off the hook thanks freelancer

Gah I should have voted with this account, not Tsukasa. Oh well. I'd whoop up :p

What did you actually use to run the simulation?

-It's fascinating. A ballet of death.

The battle between FGR and Emon was epic.

It'd be sweet to have play by plays like "Jedikirby jumps up and kameamea blasts Freelancer for 2000 damage" etc. Random attacks!

Oh, and I KNEW I could beat some *****es if I didn't have to fight wolfy right away. I've got one of the higher active postcounts.

I'm not proud of that. This is the first time I have joy in that sad sad accomplishment.

Attacking with 35 HP?

I'm certainly being discrimnated omg /_\ :O

I keep dying dammit. Oh well.

This reminds me of when I wrote that massassi chat simulator.

Freakin' Spork killed me.

I also keep dying.

I am a MANSECKSOR not a fighter it would seem.

I love how I'm the most awesomest fighter in this no matter what.

3 battles and I got the snot beaten out of me each time
Forgive me JG

Only because you post way too much.

I made some pretty amusing improvements...

[ MB ] - Tony - < 4401 HP>[/b] compares battle prowess with [ JG ] JediNeo < 218 HP>!
- Tony - was quicker on the draw!
- Tony - poisons JediNeo with a potent neurotoxin, dealing 1760 damage!
JediNeo has been obliterated!
- Tony - has obliterated the opposition and now has 4401 HP!

[ MB ] Alan < 849 HP>[/b] is facing off against [ JG ] petmc20 < 466 HP>!
Alan begins the fight!
Alan weakly whacks petmc20 upside the head with Kirby's wheelchair, doing 182 damage!
petmc20 weakly whacks Alan upside the head with Kirby's wheelchair, doing 156 damage!
Alan quickly pulls a blaster out of his (or her) holster and blasts petmc20 for 602 damage!
petmc20 has been destroyed!
Alan declares victory and has 693 HP left!

[ MB ] JKDomination < 103 HP>[/b] is battling [ JG ] Obi_Kwiet < 3766 HP>!
Obi_Kwiet was quicker on the draw!
Obi_Kwiet poisons JKDomination with a potent neurotoxin, dealing 1821 damage!
JKDomination dies an awful death!
Obi_Kwiet has obliterated the opposition and now has 3766 HP!

[ MB ] Alan < 693 HP>[/b] compares battle prowess with [ JG ] GhostOfYoda < 3271 HP>!
Alan gets a sneak-attack in on GhostOfYoda!
Alan weakly whacks GhostOfYoda upside the head with Kirby's wheelchair, doing 126 damage!
GhostOfYoda pulls out a machine gun and sends lead everywhere. Alan is hit for 3107 damage!
Alan dies an awful death!
GhostOfYoda has obliterated the opposition and now has 3145 HP!

[ MB ] Zecks < 1136 HP>[/b] compares battle prowess with [ JG ] Ric_Olie < 2860 HP>!
Ric_Olie attacks first!
Ric_Olie dextrously slices Zecks up with a poorly-made katana, doing 2236 damage!
Zecks dies an awful death!
Ric_Olie has obliterated the opposition and now has 2860 HP!

[ MB ] Simbachu < 874 HP>[/b] is facing off against [ JG ] TimeWolfOfThePast < 4136 HP>!
TimeWolfOfThePast gets a sneak-attack in on TimeWolfOfThePast!
TimeWolfOfThePast chucks Nailface at Simbachu's head, causing extreme stabbage. It deals 2744 damage!
Simbachu has been destroyed!
TimeWolfOfThePast has obliterated the opposition and now has 4136 HP!

[ MB ] - Tony - < 4401 HP>[/b] is facing off against [ JG ] TheRuleofThirds < 178 HP>!
TheRuleofThirds attacks first!
TheRuleofThirds weakly whacks - Tony - upside the head with Kirby's wheelchair, doing 146 damage!
- Tony - poisons TheRuleofThirds with a potent neurotoxin, dealing 1776 damage!
TheRuleofThirds has been obliterated!
- Tony - has won the fight and has 4255 HP remaining!

[ MB ] SMOCK! < 4380 HP>[/b] goes toe-to-toe with [ JG ] eMp < 43 HP>!
SMOCK! was quicker on the draw!
SMOCK! poisons eMp with a potent neurotoxin, dealing 1841 damage!
eMp's lifeless corpse hits the ground with a thud!
SMOCK! has obliterated the opposition and now has 4380 HP!

[ MB ] SF_GoldG_01 < 2845 HP>[/b] sees if [ JG ] Emon < 16895 HP> is weak!
We have a heavy-hitter! Emon wields considerable power and influence!
Emon was quicker on the draw!
Emon pulls out a machine gun and sends lead everywhere. SF_GoldG_01 is hit for 3889 damage!
SF_GoldG_01 has been destroyed!
Emon has obliterated the opposition and now has 16895 HP!

[ MB ] Detty < 6377 HP>[/b] compares battle prowess with [ JG ] Victor Van Dort < 10649 HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Victor Van Dort wields considerable power and influence!
Victor Van Dort was quicker on the draw!
Victor Van Dort expertly aims an ICBM at Detty's house and launches it, doing 10502 damage!
Detty has been obliterated!
Victor Van Dort has won the fight and has 10649 HP remaining!

[ MB ] genk < 7531 HP>[/b] is battling [ JG ] Emon < 16895 HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Emon wields considerable power and influence!
Emon gets a sneak-attack in on Emon!
Emon demolishes genk's spirit with broken MMORPG promises, causing 7595 psychological damage!
genk has been obliterated!
Emon has obliterated the opposition and now has 16895 HP!

[ MB ] DrkJedi82 < 8202 HP>[/b] is battling [ JG ] BoricuaDelight < 1906 HP>!
BoricuaDelight was quicker on the draw!
BoricuaDelight quickly pulls a blaster out of his (or her) holster and blasts DrkJedi82 for 526 damage!
DrkJedi82 demolishes BoricuaDelight's spirit with broken MMORPG promises, causing 7549 psychological damage!
BoricuaDelight dies an awful death!
DrkJedi82 has obliterated the opposition and now has 7676 HP!

[ MB ] Overlord < 3902 HP>[/b] sees if [ JG ] Freelancer < 13324 HP> is weak!
We have a heavy-hitter! Freelancer wields considerable power and influence!
Overlord attacks first!
Overlord quickly pulls a blaster out of his (or her) holster and blasts Freelancer for 846 damage!
Freelancer decently slices Overlord in the abdomen with a vibroblade, causing his (or her) stomach to leak for 1062 damage!
Overlord chucks Nailface at Freelancer's head, causing extreme stabbage. It deals 2769 damage!
Freelancer throws a thermal detonator near Overlord. It explodes, causing 6737 damage!
Overlord has been obliterated!
Freelancer declares victory and has 9709 HP left!

[ MB ] Martyn < 4538 HP>[/b] goes toe-to-toe with [ JG ] Spork < 14424 HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Spork wields considerable power and influence!
Martyn attacks first!
Martyn decently slices Spork in the abdomen with a vibroblade, causing his (or her) stomach to leak for 1329 damage!
Spork expertly aims an ICBM at Martyn's house and launches it, doing 10444 damage!
Martyn has been obliterated!
Spork declares victory and has 13095 HP left!

[ MB ] Vincent Valentine < 8222 HP>[/b] sees if [ JG ] Emon < 16895 HP> is weak!
We have a heavy-hitter! Emon wields considerable power and influence!
Vincent Valentine gets a sneak-attack in on Emon!
Vincent Valentine fires a rocket-propelled grenade at Emon, doing 4788 damage!
Emon expertly aims an ICBM at Vincent Valentine's house and launches it, doing 15829 damage!
Vincent Valentine dies an awful death!
Emon has obliterated the opposition and now has 12107 HP!

[ MB ] alpha1 < 2244 HP>[/b] sees if [ JG ] Jon`C < 8077 HP> is weak!
alpha1 was quicker on the draw!
alpha1 poisons Jon`C with a potent neurotoxin, dealing 1908 damage!
Jon`C throws a thermal detonator near alpha1. It explodes, causing 5114 damage!
alpha1 has been obliterated!
Jon`C has won the fight and has 6169 HP remaining!

[ MB ] Ford < 1292 HP>[/b] compares battle prowess with [ JG ] Dj Yoshi < 15621 HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Dj Yoshi wields considerable power and influence!
Ford gets a sneak-attack in on Dj Yoshi!
Ford quickly pulls a blaster out of his (or her) holster and blasts Dj Yoshi for 541 damage!
Dj Yoshi expertly aims an ICBM at Ford's house and launches it, doing 11714 damage!
Ford's lifeless corpse hits the ground with a thud!
Dj Yoshi declares victory and has 15080 HP left!

[ MB ] Axis < 1932 HP>[/b] is facing off against [ JG ] Obi_Kwiet < 3766 HP>!
Obi_Kwiet attacks first!
Obi_Kwiet quickly pulls a blaster out of his (or her) holster and blasts Axis for 747 damage!
Axis sics the Massassi Brute Squad on Obi_Kwiet, moderately hurting him/her for 387 damage!
Obi_Kwiet pulls out a machine gun and sends lead everywhere. Axis is hit for 3134 damage!
Axis has been obliterated!
Obi_Kwiet declares victory and has 3379 HP left!

[ MB ] SMOCK! < 4380 HP>[/b] sees if [ JG ] mscbuck < 3607 HP> is weak!
SMOCK! attacks first!
SMOCK! fires a rocket-propelled grenade at mscbuck, doing 4124 damage!
mscbuck's lifeless corpse hits the ground with a thud!
SMOCK! has obliterated the opposition and now has 4380 HP!

[ MB ] Michael MacFarlane < 3248 HP>[/b] goes toe-to-toe with [ JG ] Admiral Zarn < 272 HP>!
Admiral Zarn attacks first!
Admiral Zarn pitifully attacks Michael MacFarlane for 9 damage with a latent soul attack!
Michael MacFarlane poisons Admiral Zarn with a potent neurotoxin, dealing 1535 damage!
Admiral Zarn dies an awful death!
Michael MacFarlane has won the fight and has 3239 HP remaining!

[ MB ] DracoZandros < 125 HP>[/b] is facing off against [ JG ] Morpheus < 2216 HP>!
DracoZandros was quicker on the draw!
DracoZandros pitifully attacks Morpheus for 51 damage with a latent soul attack!
Morpheus decently slices DracoZandros in the abdomen with a vibroblade, causing his (or her) stomach to leak for 1141 damage!
DracoZandros dies an awful death!
Morpheus declares victory and has 2165 HP left!

[ MB ] - Tony - < 4255 HP>[/b] goes toe-to-toe with [ JG ] Victor Van Dort < 10649 HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Victor Van Dort wields considerable power and influence!
Victor Van Dort gets a sneak-attack in on Victor Van Dort!
Victor Van Dort dextrously slices - Tony - up with a poorly-made katana, doing 2154 damage!
- Tony - pulls out a machine gun and sends lead everywhere. Victor Van Dort is hit for 3121 damage!
Victor Van Dort demolishes - Tony -'s spirit with broken MMORPG promises, causing 8487 psychological damage!
- Tony -'s lifeless corpse hits the ground with a thud!
Victor Van Dort has won the fight and has 7528 HP remaining!

[ MB ] Baconfish < 5751 HP>[/b] sees if [ JG ] Glyde Bane < 4891 HP> is weak!
Glyde Bane gets a sneak-attack in on Glyde Bane!
Glyde Bane dextrously slices Baconfish up with a poorly-made katana, doing 2008 damage!
Baconfish decently slices Glyde Bane in the abdomen with a vibroblade, causing his (or her) stomach to leak for 1440 damage!
Glyde Bane quickly pulls a blaster out of his (or her) holster and blasts Baconfish for 665 damage!
Baconfish chucks Nailface at Glyde Bane's head, causing extreme stabbage. It deals 2890 damage!
Glyde Bane weakly whacks Baconfish upside the head with Kirby's wheelchair, doing 101 damage!
Baconfish decently slices Glyde Bane in the abdomen with a vibroblade, causing his (or her) stomach to leak for 1431 damage!
Glyde Bane has been destroyed!
Baconfish has obliterated the opposition and now has 2977 HP!

[ MB ] BobTheMasher < 3967 HP>[/b] sees if [ JG ] Emon < 12107 HP> is weak!
We have a heavy-hitter! Emon wields considerable power and influence!
BobTheMasher gets a sneak-attack in on Emon!
BobTheMasher chucks Nailface at Emon's head, causing extreme stabbage. It deals 2946 damage!
Emon pulls out a machine gun and sends lead everywhere. BobTheMasher is hit for 3620 damage!
BobTheMasher dextrously slices Emon up with a poorly-made katana, doing 2094 damage!
Emon demolishes BobTheMasher's spirit with broken MMORPG promises, causing 7130 psychological damage!
BobTheMasher dies an awful death!
Emon has obliterated the opposition and now has 7067 HP!

[ MB ] NoESC < 2576 HP>[/b] is battling [ JG ] Anovis < 4160 HP>!
NoESC was quicker on the draw!
NoESC quickly pulls a blaster out of his (or her) holster and blasts Anovis for 559 damage!
Anovis chucks Nailface at NoESC's head, causing extreme stabbage. It deals 2894 damage!
NoESC has been obliterated!
Anovis declares victory and has 3601 HP left!

[ MB ] Wolfy < 15610 HP>[/b] sees if [ JG ] Victor Van Dort < 7528 HP> is weak!
We have a heavy-hitter! Victor Van Dort wields considerable power and influence!
We have a heavy-hitter! Wolfy wields considerable power and influence!
Victor Van Dort begins the fight!
Victor Van Dort fires a rocket-propelled grenade at Wolfy, doing 4448 damage!
Wolfy expertly aims an ICBM at Victor Van Dort's house and launches it, doing 10304 damage!
Victor Van Dort has been obliterated!
Wolfy declares victory and has 11162 HP left!

[ MB ] Michael MacFarlane < 3239 HP>[/b] is facing off against [ JG ] TimeWolfOfThePast < 4136 HP>!
Michael MacFarlane gets a sneak-attack in on TimeWolfOfThePast!
Michael MacFarlane pitifully attacks TimeWolfOfThePast for 22 damage with a latent soul attack!
TimeWolfOfThePast chucks Nailface at Michael MacFarlane's head, causing extreme stabbage. It deals 2588 damage!
Michael MacFarlane quickly pulls a blaster out of his (or her) holster and blasts TimeWolfOfThePast for 513 damage!
TimeWolfOfThePast quickly pulls a blaster out of his (or her) holster and blasts Michael MacFarlane for 910 damage!
Michael MacFarlane has been obliterated!
TimeWolfOfThePast has won the fight and has 3601 HP remaining!

[ MB ] DrkJedi82 < 7676 HP>[/b] is facing off against [ JG ] Impi < 3245 HP>!
Impi begins the fight!
Impi dextrously slices DrkJedi82 up with a poorly-made katana, doing 2436 damage!
DrkJedi82 dextrously slices Impi up with a poorly-made katana, doing 2263 damage!
Impi pitifully attacks DrkJedi82 for 67 damage with a latent soul attack!
DrkJedi82 fires a rocket-propelled grenade at Impi, doing 4536 damage!
Impi's lifeless corpse hits the ground with a thud!
DrkJedi82 has obliterated the opposition and now has 5173 HP!

[ MB ] SMOCK! < 4380 HP>[/b] is facing off against [ JG ] Koobie < 1674 HP>!
SMOCK! attacks first!
SMOCK! pulls out a machine gun and sends lead everywhere. Koobie is hit for 3509 damage!
Koobie's lifeless corpse hits the ground with a thud!
SMOCK! declares victory and has 4380 HP left!

[ MB ] kyle90 < 7823 HP>[/b] is facing off against [ JG ] lassev < 2258 HP>!
lassev begins the fight!
lassev poisons kyle90 with a potent neurotoxin, dealing 1667 damage!
kyle90 demolishes lassev's spirit with broken MMORPG promises, causing 7104 psychological damage!
lassev has been obliterated!
kyle90 has obliterated the opposition and now has 6156 HP!

[ MB ] gbk < 15099 HP>[/b] is facing off against [ JG ] Seb < 2095 HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! gbk wields considerable power and influence!
gbk gets a sneak-attack in on Seb!
gbk expertly aims an ICBM at Seb's house and launches it, doing 14578 damage!
Seb has been obliterated!
gbk has obliterated the opposition and now has 15099 HP!

[ MB ] cybrid81 < 475 HP>[/b] is battling [ JG ] Zloc_Vergo < 3776 HP>!
cybrid81 begins the fight!
Zloc_Vergo sics the Massassi Brute Squad on cybrid81, moderately hurting him/her for 346 damage!
Zloc_Vergo poisons cybrid81 with a potent neurotoxin, dealing 1765 damage!
cybrid81's lifeless corpse hits the ground with a thud!
Zloc_Vergo has obliterated the opposition and now has 3430 HP!

[ MB ] fishstickz < 6457 HP>[/b] is battling [ JG ] Zloc_Vergo < 3430 HP>!
fishstickz gets a sneak-attack in on Zloc_Vergo!
fishstickz decently slices Zloc_Vergo in the abdomen with a vibroblade, causing his (or her) stomach to leak for 1376 damage!
Zloc_Vergo poisons fishstickz with a potent neurotoxin, dealing 1945 damage!
Zloc_Vergo sics the Massassi Brute Squad on fishstickz, moderately hurting him/her for 433 damage!
Zloc_Vergo weakly whacks fishstickz upside the head with Kirby's wheelchair, doing 198 damage!
fishstickz decently slices Zloc_Vergo in the abdomen with a vibroblade, causing his (or her) stomach to leak for 1013 damage!
Zloc_Vergo decently slices fishstickz in the abdomen with a vibroblade, causing his (or her) stomach to leak for 1016 damage!
fishstickz decently slices Zloc_Vergo in the abdomen with a vibroblade, causing his (or her) stomach to leak for 1155 damage!
Zloc_Vergo has been destroyed!
fishstickz has won the fight and has 3298 HP remaining!

[ MB ] Deadman < 1263 HP>[/b] sees if [ JG ] Anovis < 3601 HP> is weak!
Anovis was quicker on the draw!
Anovis dextrously slices Deadman up with a poorly-made katana, doing 2250 damage!
Deadman's lifeless corpse hits the ground with a thud!
Anovis declares victory and has 3601 HP left!

[ MB ] SMOCK! < 4380 HP>[/b] goes toe-to-toe with [ JG ] Avenger < 25019 HP>!
We have a true titan! Avenger possesses an assinine level of power and toughness!
SMOCK! begins the fight!
SMOCK! quickly pulls a blaster out of his (or her) holster and blasts Avenger for 676 damage!
Avenger expertly aims an ICBM at SMOCK!'s house and launches it, doing 16364 damage!
SMOCK!'s lifeless corpse hits the ground with a thud!
Avenger has obliterated the opposition and now has 24343 HP!

[ MB ] Wolfy < 11162 HP>[/b] is facing off against [ JG ] Dj Yoshi < 15080 HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Dj Yoshi wields considerable power and influence!
We have a heavy-hitter! Wolfy wields considerable power and influence!
Wolfy gets a sneak-attack in on Dj Yoshi!
Wolfy demolishes Dj Yoshi's spirit with broken MMORPG promises, causing 9788 psychological damage!
Dj Yoshi throws a thermal detonator near Wolfy. It explodes, causing 6498 damage!
Wolfy expertly aims an ICBM at Dj Yoshi's house and launches it, doing 13283 damage!
Dj Yoshi's lifeless corpse hits the ground with a thud!
Wolfy declares victory and has 4664 HP left!

[ MB ] Mr. Stafford < 7756 HP>[/b] compares battle prowess with [ JG ] Obi_Kwiet < 3379 HP>!
Mr. Stafford attacks first!
Mr. Stafford throws a thermal detonator near Obi_Kwiet. It explodes, causing 5364 damage!
Obi_Kwiet dies an awful death!
Mr. Stafford has obliterated the opposition and now has 7756 HP!

[ MB ] Krokodile < 2992 HP>[/b] is facing off against [ JG ] HooDWinkeR < 79 HP>!
HooDWinkeR begins the fight!
HooDWinkeR pitifully attacks Krokodile for 36 damage with a latent soul attack!
Krokodile chucks Nailface at HooDWinkeR's head, causing extreme stabbage. It deals 2738 damage!
HooDWinkeR has been destroyed!
Krokodile has won the fight and has 2956 HP remaining!

[ MB ] DrkJedi82 < 5173 HP>[/b] is facing off against [ JG ] LividDK27 < 2540 HP>!
DrkJedi82 attacks first!
DrkJedi82 demolishes LividDK27's spirit with broken MMORPG promises, causing 7153 psychological damage!
LividDK27 has been destroyed!
DrkJedi82 declares victory and has 5173 HP left!

[ MB ] FastGamerr < 9743 HP>[/b] goes toe-to-toe with [ JG ] IRG SithLord < 1017 HP>!
FastGamerr begins the fight!
FastGamerr pulls out a machine gun and sends lead everywhere. IRG SithLord is hit for 3322 damage!
IRG SithLord has been destroyed!
FastGamerr has obliterated the opposition and now has 9743 HP!

[ MB ] Krokodile < 2956 HP>[/b] sees if [ JG ] Ric_Olie < 2860 HP> is weak!
Ric_Olie gets a sneak-attack in on Ric_Olie!
Ric_Olie quickly pulls a blaster out of his (or her) holster and blasts Krokodile for 796 damage!
Krokodile sics the Massassi Brute Squad on Ric_Olie, moderately hurting him/her for 491 damage!
Ric_Olie dextrously slices Krokodile up with a poorly-made katana, doing 2158 damage!
Krokodile chucks Nailface at Ric_Olie's head, causing extreme stabbage. It deals 2812 damage!
Ric_Olie has been obliterated!
Krokodile declares victory and has 2 HP left!

[ MB ] Tsukasa < 214 HP>[/b] sees if [ JG ] Jon`C < 6169 HP> is weak!
Tsukasa begins the fight!
Tsukasa weakly whacks Jon`C upside the head with Kirby's wheelchair, doing 103 damage!
Jon`C decently slices Tsukasa in the abdomen with a vibroblade, causing his (or her) stomach to leak for 1422 damage!
Tsukasa has been destroyed!
Jon`C has obliterated the opposition and now has 6066 HP!

[ MB ] paladinZ < 229 HP>[/b] sees if [ JG ] Acharjay < 2720 HP> is weak!
Acharjay attacks first!
Acharjay decently slices paladinZ in the abdomen with a vibroblade, causing his (or her) stomach to leak for 1176 damage!
paladinZ has been destroyed!
Acharjay has obliterated the opposition and now has 2720 HP!

[ MB ] happydud < 8920 HP>[/b] is battling [ JG ] Acharjay < 2720 HP>!
Acharjay begins the fight!
Acharjay weakly whacks happydud upside the head with Kirby's wheelchair, doing 109 damage!
happydud fires a rocket-propelled grenade at Acharjay, doing 4503 damage!
Acharjay dies an awful death!
happydud has won the fight and has 8811 HP remaining!

[ MB ] Mr. Stafford < 7756 HP>[/b] sees if [ JG ] Wes Darklighter < 1663 HP> is weak!
Mr. Stafford gets a sneak-attack in on Wes Darklighter!
Mr. Stafford poisons Wes Darklighter with a potent neurotoxin, dealing 1881 damage!
Wes Darklighter has been destroyed!
Mr. Stafford declares victory and has 7756 HP left!

[ MB ] Mr. Stafford < 7756 HP>[/b] sees if [ JG ] GhostOfYoda < 3145 HP> is weak!
GhostOfYoda attacks first!
GhostOfYoda decently slices Mr. Stafford in the abdomen with a vibroblade, causing his (or her) stomach to leak for 1211 damage!
Mr. Stafford poisons GhostOfYoda with a potent neurotoxin, dealing 1720 damage!
GhostOfYoda poisons Mr. Stafford with a potent neurotoxin, dealing 1650 damage!
Mr. Stafford pitifully attacks GhostOfYoda for 51 damage with a latent soul attack!
GhostOfYoda dextrously slices Mr. Stafford up with a poorly-made katana, doing 2272 damage!
Mr. Stafford dextrously slices GhostOfYoda up with a poorly-made katana, doing 2271 damage!
GhostOfYoda's lifeless corpse hits the ground with a thud!
Mr. Stafford has obliterated the opposition and now has 2623 HP!

[ MB ] Wolfy < 4664 HP>[/b] is facing off against [ JG ] quesadilla_red < 1181 HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Wolfy wields considerable power and influence!
Wolfy begins the fight!
Wolfy expertly aims an ICBM at quesadilla_red's house and launches it, doing 13746 damage!
quesadilla_red dies an awful death!
Wolfy has won the fight and has 4664 HP remaining!

[ MB ] Mr. Stafford < 2623 HP>[/b] compares battle prowess with [ JG ] Emon < 7067 HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Emon wields considerable power and influence!
Emon attacks first!
Emon expertly aims an ICBM at Mr. Stafford's house and launches it, doing 16671 damage!
Mr. Stafford's lifeless corpse hits the ground with a thud!
Emon has obliterated the opposition and now has 7067 HP!

[ MB ] SavageX378 < 3267 HP>[/b] is battling [ JG ] Jon`C < 6066 HP>!
SavageX378 begins the fight!
SavageX378 dextrously slices Jon`C up with a poorly-made katana, doing 2384 damage!
Jon`C pulls out a machine gun and sends lead everywhere. SavageX378 is hit for 3914 damage!
SavageX378's lifeless corpse hits the ground with a thud!
Jon`C declares victory and has 3682 HP left!

[ MB ] Darkjedibob < 1871 HP>[/b] is facing off against [ JG ] Jon`C < 3682 HP>!
Jon`C attacks first!
Jon`C chucks Nailface at Darkjedibob's head, causing extreme stabbage. It deals 2970 damage!
Darkjedibob has been obliterated!
Jon`C declares victory and has 3682 HP left!

[ MB ] FastGamerr < 9743 HP>[/b] goes toe-to-toe with [ JG ] TimeWolfOfThePast < 3601 HP>!
TimeWolfOfThePast was quicker on the draw!
TimeWolfOfThePast chucks Nailface at FastGamerr's head, causing extreme stabbage. It deals 2946 damage!
FastGamerr demolishes TimeWolfOfThePast's spirit with broken MMORPG promises, causing 8565 psychological damage!
TimeWolfOfThePast has been obliterated!
FastGamerr declares victory and has 6797 HP left!

[ MB ] gbk < 15099 HP>[/b] goes toe-to-toe with [ JG ] Morpheus < 2165 HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! gbk wields considerable power and influence!
Morpheus was quicker on the draw!
Morpheus decently slices gbk in the abdomen with a vibroblade, causing his (or her) stomach to leak for 1072 damage!
gbk throws a thermal detonator near Morpheus. It explodes, causing 5784 damage!
Morpheus dies an awful death!
gbk has obliterated the opposition and now has 14027 HP!

[ MB ] Darth_Revan < 461 HP>[/b] is facing off against [ JG ] JediGandalf < 6765 HP>!
JediGandalf begins the fight!
JediGandalf throws a thermal detonator near Darth_Revan. It explodes, causing 6212 damage!
Darth_Revan's lifeless corpse hits the ground with a thud!
JediGandalf has obliterated the opposition and now has 6765 HP!

[ MB ] fishstickz < 3298 HP>[/b] compares battle prowess with [ JG ] Emon < 7067 HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Emon wields considerable power and influence!
Emon begins the fight!
Emon pitifully attacks fishstickz for 5 damage with a latent soul attack!
fishstickz pulls out a machine gun and sends lead everywhere. Emon is hit for 3240 damage!
Emon dextrously slices fishstickz up with a poorly-made katana, doing 2465 damage!
fishstickz dextrously slices Emon up with a poorly-made katana, doing 2296 damage!
Emon expertly aims an ICBM at fishstickz's house and launches it, doing 15844 damage!
fishstickz has been destroyed!
Emon declares victory and has 1531 HP left!

[ MB ] Baconfish < 2977 HP>[/b] is battling [ JG ] Jon`C < 3682 HP>!
Jon`C was quicker on the draw!
Jon`C throws a thermal detonator near Baconfish. It explodes, causing 6069 damage!
Baconfish has been obliterated!
Jon`C has obliterated the opposition and now has 3682 HP!

[ MB ] djwguitarman < 2326 HP>[/b] sees if [ JG ] Anovis < 3601 HP> is weak!
Anovis begins the fight!
Anovis dextrously slices djwguitarman up with a poorly-made katana, doing 2196 damage!
djwguitarman sics the Massassi Brute Squad on Anovis, moderately hurting him/her for 269 damage!
Anovis dextrously slices djwguitarman up with a poorly-made katana, doing 2442 damage!
djwguitarman's lifeless corpse hits the ground with a thud!
Anovis has obliterated the opposition and now has 3332 HP!

[ MB ] kyle90 < 6156 HP>[/b] goes toe-to-toe with [ JG ] Anovis < 3332 HP>!
Anovis attacks first!
Anovis pulls out a machine gun and sends lead everywhere. kyle90 is hit for 3315 damage!
kyle90 fires a rocket-propelled grenade at Anovis, doing 4023 damage!
Anovis's lifeless corpse hits the ground with a thud!
kyle90 has obliterated the opposition and now has 2841 HP!

[ MB ] Krokodile < 2 HP>[/b] compares battle prowess with [ JG ] Sats < 2196 HP>!
Sats gets a sneak-attack in on Sats!
Sats quickly pulls a blaster out of his (or her) holster and blasts Krokodile for 722 damage!
Krokodile has been destroyed!
Sats declares victory and has 2196 HP left!

[ MB ] kyle90 < 2841 HP>[/b] sees if [ JG ] Echoman < 11468 HP> is weak!
We have a heavy-hitter! Echoman wields considerable power and influence!
Echoman begins the fight!
Echoman demolishes kyle90's spirit with broken MMORPG promises, causing 7718 psychological damage!
kyle90's lifeless corpse hits the ground with a thud!
Echoman has obliterated the opposition and now has 11468 HP!

[ MB ] gbk < 14027 HP>[/b] is battling [ JG ] Avenger < 24343 HP>!
We have a true titan! Avenger possesses an assinine level of power and toughness!
We have a heavy-hitter! gbk wields considerable power and influence!
Avenger attacks first!
Avenger demolishes gbk's spirit with broken MMORPG promises, causing 7661 psychological damage!
gbk throws a thermal detonator near Avenger. It explodes, causing 5735 damage!
Avenger expertly aims an ICBM at gbk's house and launches it, doing 10168 damage!
gbk has been destroyed!
Avenger has won the fight and has 18608 HP remaining!

[ MB ] FastGamerr < 6797 HP>[/b] sees if [ JG ] JediGandalf < 6765 HP> is weak!
FastGamerr was quicker on the draw!
FastGamerr quickly pulls a blaster out of his (or her) holster and blasts JediGandalf for 775 damage!
JediGandalf fires a rocket-propelled grenade at FastGamerr, doing 4460 damage!
FastGamerr throws a thermal detonator near JediGandalf. It explodes, causing 5301 damage!
JediGandalf fires a rocket-propelled grenade at FastGamerr, doing 4675 damage!
FastGamerr dies an awful death!
JediGandalf declares victory and has 689 HP left!

[ MB ] DrkJedi82 < 5173 HP>[/b] goes toe-to-toe with [ JG ] Duo Maxwell < 1044 HP>!
DrkJedi82 attacks first!
DrkJedi82 throws a thermal detonator near Duo Maxwell. It explodes, causing 5945 damage!
Duo Maxwell has been obliterated!
DrkJedi82 has obliterated the opposition and now has 5173 HP!

[ MB ] happydud < 8811 HP>[/b] is battling [ JG ] Echoman < 11468 HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Echoman wields considerable power and influence!
Echoman was quicker on the draw!
Echoman demolishes happydud's spirit with broken MMORPG promises, causing 8921 psychological damage!
happydud has been destroyed!
Echoman declares victory and has 11468 HP left!

[ MB ] DrkJedi82 < 5173 HP>[/b] goes toe-to-toe with [ JG ] JediKirby < 10562 HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! JediKirby wields considerable power and influence!
DrkJedi82 was quicker on the draw!
DrkJedi82 demolishes JediKirby's spirit with broken MMORPG promises, causing 8060 psychological damage!
JediKirby fires a rocket-propelled grenade at DrkJedi82, doing 4324 damage!
DrkJedi82 weakly whacks JediKirby upside the head with Kirby's wheelchair, doing 198 damage!
JediKirby expertly aims an ICBM at DrkJedi82's house and launches it, doing 10388 damage!
DrkJedi82 has been destroyed!
JediKirby has obliterated the opposition and now has 2304 HP!

[ MB ] Wolfy < 4664 HP>[/b] goes toe-to-toe with [ JG ] Sats < 2196 HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Wolfy wields considerable power and influence!
Sats begins the fight!
Sats decently slices Wolfy in the abdomen with a vibroblade, causing his (or her) stomach to leak for 1385 damage!
Wolfy expertly aims an ICBM at Sats's house and launches it, doing 14255 damage!
Sats's lifeless corpse hits the ground with a thud!
Wolfy has won the fight and has 3279 HP remaining!

[ MB ] Wolfy < 3279 HP>[/b] compares battle prowess with [ JG ] Echoman < 11468 HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Echoman wields considerable power and influence!
We have a heavy-hitter! Wolfy wields considerable power and influence!
Echoman attacks first!
Echoman throws a thermal detonator near Wolfy. It explodes, causing 5874 damage!
Wolfy's lifeless corpse hits the ground with a thud!
Echoman has obliterated the opposition and now has 11468 HP!

|||JediGandalf's troops win!|||
Total of JediGandalf's army's hp: 190282.
Total of MBeggar's army's hp: 159001.

Spork nailed me

Freelancer, you should have the list of people who survived at the end.

There seems to be a mistake. I lost two of many battles?

Survivor list. I'll work on incorporating more variables tomorrow (posts per day & date registered) and I'll have better after-battle statistics.

[ MB ] alpha1 < 2244 HP>[/b] is facing off against [ JG ] IRG SithLord < 1017 HP>!
alpha1 begins the fight!
alpha1 decently slices IRG SithLord in the abdomen with a vibroblade, causing his (or her) stomach to leak for 1406 damage!
IRG SithLord has been destroyed!
alpha1 declares victory and has 2244 HP left!

[ MB ] Darth_Revan < 461 HP>[/b] sees if [ JG ] JediKirby < 10562 HP> is weak!
We have a heavy-hitter! JediKirby wields considerable power and influence!
JediKirby gets a sneak-attack in on Darth_Revan!
JediKirby demolishes Darth_Revan's spirit with broken MMORPG promises, causing 7858 psychological damage!
Darth_Revan has been destroyed!
JediKirby has won the fight and has 10562 HP remaining!

[ MB ] JKDomination < 103 HP>[/b] is facing off against [ JG ] HooDWinkeR < 79 HP>!
HooDWinkeR gets a sneak-attack in on JKDomination!
HooDWinkeR pitifully attacks JKDomination for 66 damage with a latent soul attack!
JKDomination pitifully attacks HooDWinkeR for 29 damage with a latent soul attack!
HooDWinkeR pitifully attacks JKDomination for 33 damage with a latent soul attack!
JKDomination pitifully attacks HooDWinkeR for 43 damage with a latent soul attack!
HooDWinkeR pitifully attacks JKDomination for 17 damage with a latent soul attack!
JKDomination dies an awful death!
HooDWinkeR has obliterated the opposition and now has 7 HP!

[ MB ] Alan < 849 HP>[/b] goes toe-to-toe with [ JG ] Dj Yoshi < 15621 HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Dj Yoshi wields considerable power and influence!
Alan was quicker on the draw!
Alan weakly whacks Dj Yoshi upside the head with Kirby's wheelchair, doing 194 damage!
Dj Yoshi throws a thermal detonator near Alan. It explodes, causing 5116 damage!
Alan has been destroyed!
Dj Yoshi has obliterated the opposition and now has 15427 HP!

[ MB ] NoESC < 2576 HP>[/b] is battling [ JG ] Admiral Zarn < 272 HP>!
NoESC begins the fight!
NoESC dextrously slices Admiral Zarn up with a poorly-made katana, doing 2187 damage!
Admiral Zarn dies an awful death!
NoESC declares victory and has 2576 HP left!

[ MB ] happydud < 8920 HP>[/b] is facing off against [ JG ] Morpheus < 2216 HP>!
happydud gets a sneak-attack in on Morpheus!
happydud demolishes Morpheus's spirit with broken MMORPG promises, causing 7488 psychological damage!
Morpheus has been obliterated!
happydud has won the fight and has 8920 HP remaining!

[ MB ] Axis < 1932 HP>[/b] compares battle prowess with [ JG ] lassev < 2258 HP>!
Axis begins the fight!
Axis poisons lassev with a potent neurotoxin, dealing 1515 damage!
lassev quickly pulls a blaster out of his (or her) holster and blasts Axis for 573 damage!
Axis decently slices lassev in the abdomen with a vibroblade, causing his (or her) stomach to leak for 1035 damage!
lassev dies an awful death!
Axis has obliterated the opposition and now has 1359 HP!

[ MB ] - Tony - < 4401 HP>[/b] is battling [ JG ] Obi_Kwiet < 3766 HP>!
- Tony - attacks first!
- Tony - pulls out a machine gun and sends lead everywhere. Obi_Kwiet is hit for 3658 damage!
Obi_Kwiet weakly whacks - Tony - upside the head with Kirby's wheelchair, doing 170 damage!
- Tony - poisons Obi_Kwiet with a potent neurotoxin, dealing 1596 damage!
Obi_Kwiet dies an awful death!
- Tony - has won the fight and has 4231 HP remaining!

[ MB ] FastGamerr < 9743 HP>[/b] is battling [ JG ] Freelancer < 13324 HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Freelancer wields considerable power and influence!
Freelancer gets a sneak-attack in on FastGamerr!
Freelancer expertly aims an ICBM at FastGamerr's house and launches it, doing 12770 damage!
FastGamerr dies an awful death!
Freelancer has won the fight and has 13324 HP remaining!

[ MB ] Deadman < 1263 HP>[/b] sees if [ JG ] Spork < 14424 HP> is weak!
We have a heavy-hitter! Spork wields considerable power and influence!
Deadman gets a sneak-attack in on Spork!
Deadman sics the Massassi Brute Squad on Spork, moderately hurting him/her for 369 damage!
Spork expertly aims an ICBM at Deadman's house and launches it, doing 10287 damage!
Deadman's lifeless corpse hits the ground with a thud!
Spork has obliterated the opposition and now has 14055 HP!

[ MB ] Baconfish < 5751 HP>[/b] sees if [ JG ] TheRuleofThirds < 178 HP> is weak!
TheRuleofThirds attacks first!
TheRuleofThirds weakly whacks Baconfish upside the head with Kirby's wheelchair, doing 117 damage!
Baconfish weakly whacks TheRuleofThirds upside the head with Kirby's wheelchair, doing 114 damage!
TheRuleofThirds weakly whacks Baconfish upside the head with Kirby's wheelchair, doing 123 damage!
Baconfish pulls out a machine gun and sends lead everywhere. TheRuleofThirds is hit for 3996 damage!
TheRuleofThirds has been destroyed!
Baconfish has obliterated the opposition and now has 5511 HP!

[ MB ] cybrid81 < 475 HP>[/b] goes toe-to-toe with [ JG ] JediNeo < 218 HP>!
cybrid81 begins the fight!
cybrid81 weakly whacks JediNeo upside the head with Kirby's wheelchair, doing 185 damage!
JediNeo weakly whacks cybrid81 upside the head with Kirby's wheelchair, doing 171 damage!
cybrid81 weakly whacks JediNeo upside the head with Kirby's wheelchair, doing 145 damage!
JediNeo has been obliterated!
cybrid81 declares victory and has 304 HP left!

[ MB ] Martyn < 4538 HP>[/b] is facing off against [ JG ] Avenger < 25019 HP>!
We have a true titan! Avenger possesses an assinine level of power and toughness!
Martyn gets a sneak-attack in on Avenger!
Martyn pulls out a machine gun and sends lead everywhere. Avenger is hit for 3904 damage!
Avenger expertly aims an ICBM at Martyn's house and launches it, doing 24569 damage!
Martyn dies an awful death!
Avenger has obliterated the opposition and now has 21115 HP!

[ MB ] cybrid81 < 304 HP>[/b] is battling [ JG ] eMp < 43 HP>!
cybrid81 begins the fight!
cybrid81 sics the Massassi Brute Squad on eMp, moderately hurting him/her for 333 damage!
eMp has been destroyed!
cybrid81 declares victory and has 304 HP left!

[ MB ] SavageX378 < 3267 HP>[/b] compares battle prowess with [ JG ] JediKirby < 10562 HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! JediKirby wields considerable power and influence!
SavageX378 begins the fight!
SavageX378 dextrously slices JediKirby up with a poorly-made katana, doing 2454 damage!
JediKirby demolishes SavageX378's spirit with broken MMORPG promises, causing 9628 psychological damage!
SavageX378 has been destroyed!
JediKirby has won the fight and has 8108 HP remaining!

[ MB ] kyle90 < 7823 HP>[/b] compares battle prowess with [ JG ] Koobie < 1674 HP>!
Koobie gets a sneak-attack in on kyle90!
Koobie quickly pulls a blaster out of his (or her) holster and blasts kyle90 for 676 damage!
kyle90 pulls out a machine gun and sends lead everywhere. Koobie is hit for 3886 damage!
Koobie dies an awful death!
kyle90 declares victory and has 7147 HP left!

[ MB ] Wolfy < 15610 HP>[/b] is facing off against [ JG ] JediKirby < 8108 HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! JediKirby wields considerable power and influence!
We have a heavy-hitter! Wolfy wields considerable power and influence!
Wolfy begins the fight!
Wolfy demolishes JediKirby's spirit with broken MMORPG promises, causing 7278 psychological damage!
JediKirby throws a thermal detonator near Wolfy. It explodes, causing 5145 damage!
Wolfy fires a rocket-propelled grenade at JediKirby, doing 4075 damage!
JediKirby's lifeless corpse hits the ground with a thud!
Wolfy has obliterated the opposition and now has 10465 HP!

[ MB ] paladinZ < 229 HP>[/b] compares battle prowess with [ JG ] TimeWolfOfThePast < 4136 HP>!
TimeWolfOfThePast gets a sneak-attack in on paladinZ!
TimeWolfOfThePast weakly whacks paladinZ upside the head with Kirby's wheelchair, doing 217 damage!
paladinZ pitifully attacks TimeWolfOfThePast for 87 damage with a latent soul attack!
TimeWolfOfThePast decently slices paladinZ in the abdomen with a vibroblade, causing his (or her) stomach to leak for 1078 damage!
paladinZ dies an awful death!
TimeWolfOfThePast declares victory and has 4049 HP left!

[ MB ] NoESC < 2576 HP>[/b] is battling [ JG ] Sats < 2196 HP>!
Sats attacks first!
Sats decently slices NoESC in the abdomen with a vibroblade, causing his (or her) stomach to leak for 1257 damage!
NoESC quickly pulls a blaster out of his (or her) holster and blasts Sats for 829 damage!
Sats quickly pulls a blaster out of his (or her) holster and blasts NoESC for 848 damage!
NoESC decently slices Sats in the abdomen with a vibroblade, causing his (or her) stomach to leak for 1285 damage!
Sats weakly whacks NoESC upside the head with Kirby's wheelchair, doing 133 damage!
NoESC decently slices Sats in the abdomen with a vibroblade, causing his (or her) stomach to leak for 1106 damage!
Sats has been obliterated!
NoESC has won the fight and has 338 HP remaining!

[ MB ] Krokodile < 2992 HP>[/b] is facing off against [ JG ] petmc20 < 466 HP>!
petmc20 attacks first!
petmc20 weakly whacks Krokodile upside the head with Kirby's wheelchair, doing 191 damage!
Krokodile poisons petmc20 with a potent neurotoxin, dealing 1720 damage!
petmc20 dies an awful death!
Krokodile declares victory and has 2801 HP left!

[ MB ] Tsukasa < 214 HP>[/b] is battling [ JG ] quesadilla_red < 1181 HP>!
Tsukasa was quicker on the draw!
Tsukasa weakly whacks quesadilla_red upside the head with Kirby's wheelchair, doing 113 damage!
quesadilla_red quickly pulls a blaster out of his (or her) holster and blasts Tsukasa for 698 damage!
Tsukasa dies an awful death!
quesadilla_red has won the fight and has 1068 HP remaining!

[ MB ] djwguitarman < 2326 HP>[/b] is facing off against [ JG ] Echoman < 11468 HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Echoman wields considerable power and influence!
Echoman gets a sneak-attack in on djwguitarman!
Echoman decently slices djwguitarman in the abdomen with a vibroblade, causing his (or her) stomach to leak for 1451 damage!
djwguitarman decently slices Echoman in the abdomen with a vibroblade, causing his (or her) stomach to leak for 1382 damage!
Echoman demolishes djwguitarman's spirit with broken MMORPG promises, causing 7034 psychological damage!
djwguitarman dies an awful death!
Echoman has won the fight and has 10086 HP remaining!

[ MB ] Baconfish < 5511 HP>[/b] sees if [ JG ] LividDK27 < 2540 HP> is weak!
Baconfish begins the fight!
Baconfish fires a rocket-propelled grenade at LividDK27, doing 4128 damage!
LividDK27 has been destroyed!
Baconfish has won the fight and has 5511 HP remaining!

[ MB ] BobTheMasher < 3967 HP>[/b] sees if [ JG ] Dj Yoshi < 15427 HP> is weak!
We have a heavy-hitter! Dj Yoshi wields considerable power and influence!
Dj Yoshi gets a sneak-attack in on BobTheMasher!
Dj Yoshi demolishes BobTheMasher's spirit with broken MMORPG promises, causing 7616 psychological damage!
BobTheMasher dies an awful death!
Dj Yoshi has won the fight and has 15427 HP remaining!

[ MB ] Axis < 1359 HP>[/b] compares battle prowess with [ JG ] TimeWolfOfThePast < 4049 HP>!
Axis gets a sneak-attack in on TimeWolfOfThePast!
Axis quickly pulls a blaster out of his (or her) holster and blasts TimeWolfOfThePast for 631 damage!
TimeWolfOfThePast quickly pulls a blaster out of his (or her) holster and blasts Axis for 885 damage!
Axis sics the Massassi Brute Squad on TimeWolfOfThePast, moderately hurting him/her for 363 damage!
TimeWolfOfThePast sics the Massassi Brute Squad on Axis, moderately hurting him/her for 433 damage!
Axis poisons TimeWolfOfThePast with a potent neurotoxin, dealing 1723 damage!
TimeWolfOfThePast poisons Axis with a potent neurotoxin, dealing 1679 damage!
Axis has been obliterated!
TimeWolfOfThePast has obliterated the opposition and now has 1332 HP!

[ MB ] Simbachu < 874 HP>[/b] goes toe-to-toe with [ JG ] Impi < 3245 HP>!
Impi gets a sneak-attack in on Simbachu!
Impi sics the Massassi Brute Squad on Simbachu, moderately hurting him/her for 293 damage!
Simbachu sics the Massassi Brute Squad on Impi, moderately hurting him/her for 263 damage!
Impi pulls out a machine gun and sends lead everywhere. Simbachu is hit for 3046 damage!
Simbachu dies an awful death!
Impi has won the fight and has 2982 HP remaining!

[ MB ] cybrid81 < 304 HP>[/b] sees if [ JG ] Freelancer < 13324 HP> is weak!
We have a heavy-hitter! Freelancer wields considerable power and influence!
cybrid81 was quicker on the draw!
cybrid81 weakly whacks Freelancer upside the head with Kirby's wheelchair, doing 215 damage!
Freelancer demolishes cybrid81's spirit with broken MMORPG promises, causing 8195 psychological damage!
cybrid81 has been obliterated!
Freelancer has obliterated the opposition and now has 13109 HP!

[ MB ] gbk < 15099 HP>[/b] goes toe-to-toe with [ JG ] JediGandalf < 6765 HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! gbk wields considerable power and influence!
JediGandalf begins the fight!
JediGandalf fires a rocket-propelled grenade at gbk, doing 4218 damage!
gbk fires a rocket-propelled grenade at JediGandalf, doing 4111 damage!
JediGandalf throws a thermal detonator near gbk. It explodes, causing 5009 damage!
gbk throws a thermal detonator near JediGandalf. It explodes, causing 6840 damage!
JediGandalf has been obliterated!
gbk has obliterated the opposition and now has 5872 HP!

[ MB ] Zecks < 1136 HP>[/b] is facing off against [ JG ] Anovis < 4160 HP>!
Anovis begins the fight!
Anovis poisons Zecks with a potent neurotoxin, dealing 1890 damage!
Zecks dies an awful death!
Anovis declares victory and has 4160 HP left!

[ MB ] DrkJedi82 < 8202 HP>[/b] sees if [ JG ] Zloc_Vergo < 3776 HP> is weak!
DrkJedi82 begins the fight!
DrkJedi82 throws a thermal detonator near Zloc_Vergo. It explodes, causing 6359 damage!
Zloc_Vergo's lifeless corpse hits the ground with a thud!
DrkJedi82 declares victory and has 8202 HP left!

[ MB ] Vincent Valentine < 8222 HP>[/b] is facing off against [ JG ] Avenger < 21115 HP>!
We have a true titan! Avenger possesses an assinine level of power and toughness!
Avenger gets a sneak-attack in on Vincent Valentine!
Avenger throws a thermal detonator near Vincent Valentine. It explodes, causing 6979 damage!
Vincent Valentine quickly pulls a blaster out of his (or her) holster and blasts Avenger for 871 damage!
Avenger pulls out a machine gun and sends lead everywhere. Vincent Valentine is hit for 3672 damage!
Vincent Valentine has been obliterated!
Avenger declares victory and has 20244 HP left!

[ MB ] Baconfish < 5511 HP>[/b] is facing off against [ JG ] Jon`C < 8077 HP>!
Jon`C gets a sneak-attack in on Baconfish!
Jon`C fires a rocket-propelled grenade at Baconfish, doing 4600 damage!
Baconfish quickly pulls a blaster out of his (or her) holster and blasts Jon`C for 810 damage!
Jon`C pulls out a machine gun and sends lead everywhere. Baconfish is hit for 3299 damage!
Baconfish has been destroyed!
Jon`C has obliterated the opposition and now has 7267 HP!

[ MB ] Mr. Stafford < 7756 HP>[/b] is battling [ JG ] Dj Yoshi < 15427 HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Dj Yoshi wields considerable power and influence!
Mr. Stafford attacks first!
Mr. Stafford throws a thermal detonator near Dj Yoshi. It explodes, causing 6006 damage!
Dj Yoshi demolishes Mr. Stafford's spirit with broken MMORPG promises, causing 7332 psychological damage!
Mr. Stafford throws a thermal detonator near Dj Yoshi. It explodes, causing 6003 damage!
Dj Yoshi dextrously slices Mr. Stafford up with a poorly-made katana, doing 2427 damage!
Mr. Stafford's lifeless corpse hits the ground with a thud!
Dj Yoshi has won the fight and has 3418 HP remaining!

[ MB ] DracoZandros < 125 HP>[/b] is battling [ JG ] quesadilla_red < 1068 HP>!
quesadilla_red attacks first!
quesadilla_red quickly pulls a blaster out of his (or her) holster and blasts DracoZandros for 935 damage!
DracoZandros has been obliterated!
quesadilla_red has obliterated the opposition and now has 1068 HP!

[ MB ] Michael MacFarlane < 3248 HP>[/b] goes toe-to-toe with [ JG ] Impi < 2982 HP>!
Michael MacFarlane gets a sneak-attack in on Impi!
Michael MacFarlane poisons Impi with a potent neurotoxin, dealing 1988 damage!
Impi chucks Nailface at Michael MacFarlane's head, causing extreme stabbage. It deals 2864 damage!
Michael MacFarlane quickly pulls a blaster out of his (or her) holster and blasts Impi for 991 damage!
Impi sics the Massassi Brute Squad on Michael MacFarlane, moderately hurting him/her for 314 damage!
Michael MacFarlane chucks Nailface at Impi's head, causing extreme stabbage. It deals 2915 damage!
Impi has been obliterated!
Michael MacFarlane declares victory and has 70 HP left!

[ MB ] kyle90 < 7147 HP>[/b] goes toe-to-toe with [ JG ] Victor Van Dort < 10649 HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Victor Van Dort wields considerable power and influence!
Victor Van Dort gets a sneak-attack in on kyle90!
Victor Van Dort pulls out a machine gun and sends lead everywhere. kyle90 is hit for 3990 damage!
kyle90 pulls out a machine gun and sends lead everywhere. Victor Van Dort is hit for 3671 damage!
Victor Van Dort quickly pulls a blaster out of his (or her) holster and blasts kyle90 for 680 damage!
kyle90 dextrously slices Victor Van Dort up with a poorly-made katana, doing 2372 damage!
Victor Van Dort throws a thermal detonator near kyle90. It explodes, causing 5503 damage!
kyle90's lifeless corpse hits the ground with a thud!
Victor Van Dort declares victory and has 4606 HP left!

[ MB ] genk < 7531 HP>[/b] goes toe-to-toe with [ JG ] Acharjay < 2720 HP>!
genk attacks first!
genk pulls out a machine gun and sends lead everywhere. Acharjay is hit for 3228 damage!
Acharjay has been destroyed!
genk has won the fight and has 7531 HP remaining!

[ MB ] Ford < 1292 HP>[/b] is battling [ JG ] mscbuck < 3607 HP>!
mscbuck begins the fight!
mscbuck chucks Nailface at Ford's head, causing extreme stabbage. It deals 2615 damage!
Ford has been obliterated!
mscbuck declares victory and has 3607 HP left!

[ MB ] DrkJedi82 < 8202 HP>[/b] goes toe-to-toe with [ JG ] Victor Van Dort < 4606 HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Victor Van Dort wields considerable power and influence!
Victor Van Dort attacks first!
Victor Van Dort demolishes DrkJedi82's spirit with broken MMORPG promises, causing 7188 psychological damage!
DrkJedi82 demolishes Victor Van Dort's spirit with broken MMORPG promises, causing 7232 psychological damage!
Victor Van Dort has been obliterated!
DrkJedi82 has obliterated the opposition and now has 1014 HP!

[ MB ] Wolfy < 10465 HP>[/b] goes toe-to-toe with [ JG ] Spork < 14055 HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Spork wields considerable power and influence!
We have a heavy-hitter! Wolfy wields considerable power and influence!
Wolfy begins the fight!
Wolfy demolishes Spork's spirit with broken MMORPG promises, causing 7920 psychological damage!
Spork pulls out a machine gun and sends lead everywhere. Wolfy is hit for 3625 damage!
Wolfy expertly aims an ICBM at Spork's house and launches it, doing 14061 damage!
Spork dies an awful death!
Wolfy has obliterated the opposition and now has 6840 HP!

[ MB ] DrkJedi82 < 1014 HP>[/b] sees if [ JG ] BoricuaDelight < 1906 HP> is weak!
DrkJedi82 begins the fight!
DrkJedi82 throws a thermal detonator near BoricuaDelight. It explodes, causing 5236 damage!
BoricuaDelight's lifeless corpse hits the ground with a thud!
DrkJedi82 has won the fight and has 1014 HP remaining!

[ MB ] happydud < 8920 HP>[/b] is battling [ JG ] Duo Maxwell < 1044 HP>!
happydud was quicker on the draw!
happydud chucks Nailface at Duo Maxwell's head, causing extreme stabbage. It deals 2768 damage!
Duo Maxwell has been obliterated!
happydud declares victory and has 8920 HP left!

[ MB ] Krokodile < 2801 HP>[/b] compares battle prowess with [ JG ] Jon`C < 7267 HP>!
Krokodile begins the fight!
Krokodile poisons Jon`C with a potent neurotoxin, dealing 1999 damage!
Jon`C pulls out a machine gun and sends lead everywhere. Krokodile is hit for 3207 damage!
Krokodile has been destroyed!
Jon`C has won the fight and has 5268 HP remaining!

[ MB ] Michael MacFarlane < 70 HP>[/b] goes toe-to-toe with [ JG ] TimeWolfOfThePast < 1332 HP>!
TimeWolfOfThePast gets a sneak-attack in on Michael MacFarlane!
TimeWolfOfThePast fires a rocket-propelled grenade at Michael MacFarlane, doing 4024 damage!
Michael MacFarlane dies an awful death!
TimeWolfOfThePast declares victory and has 1332 HP left!

[ MB ] NoESC < 338 HP>[/b] is facing off against [ JG ] Dj Yoshi < 3418 HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Dj Yoshi wields considerable power and influence!
Dj Yoshi gets a sneak-attack in on NoESC!
Dj Yoshi quickly pulls a blaster out of his (or her) holster and blasts NoESC for 695 damage!
NoESC has been destroyed!
Dj Yoshi declares victory and has 3418 HP left!

[ MB ] SMOCK! < 4380 HP>[/b] is battling [ JG ] Freelancer < 13109 HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Freelancer wields considerable power and influence!
SMOCK! attacks first!
SMOCK! decently slices Freelancer in the abdomen with a vibroblade, causing his (or her) stomach to leak for 1208 damage!
Freelancer pulls out a machine gun and sends lead everywhere. SMOCK! is hit for 3032 damage!
SMOCK! poisons Freelancer with a potent neurotoxin, dealing 1813 damage!
Freelancer demolishes SMOCK!'s spirit with broken MMORPG promises, causing 8029 psychological damage!
SMOCK!'s lifeless corpse hits the ground with a thud!
Freelancer has obliterated the opposition and now has 10088 HP!

[ MB ] alpha1 < 2244 HP>[/b] is facing off against [ JG ] Emon < 16895 HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Emon wields considerable power and influence!
Emon begins the fight!
Emon throws a thermal detonator near alpha1. It explodes, causing 6627 damage!
alpha1's lifeless corpse hits the ground with a thud!
Emon has won the fight and has 16895 HP remaining!

[ MB ] Darkjedibob < 1871 HP>[/b] sees if [ JG ] Seb < 2095 HP> is weak!
Darkjedibob begins the fight!
Darkjedibob decently slices Seb in the abdomen with a vibroblade, causing his (or her) stomach to leak for 1166 damage!
Seb decently slices Darkjedibob in the abdomen with a vibroblade, causing his (or her) stomach to leak for 1489 damage!
Darkjedibob quickly pulls a blaster out of his (or her) holster and blasts Seb for 678 damage!
Seb poisons Darkjedibob with a potent neurotoxin, dealing 1853 damage!
Darkjedibob's lifeless corpse hits the ground with a thud!
Seb has won the fight and has 251 HP remaining!

[ MB ] Detty < 6377 HP>[/b] is facing off against [ JG ] Anovis < 4160 HP>!
Anovis was quicker on the draw!
Anovis decently slices Detty in the abdomen with a vibroblade, causing his (or her) stomach to leak for 1270 damage!
Detty poisons Anovis with a potent neurotoxin, dealing 1579 damage!
Anovis dextrously slices Detty up with a poorly-made katana, doing 2261 damage!
Detty chucks Nailface at Anovis's head, causing extreme stabbage. It deals 2750 damage!
Anovis has been destroyed!
Detty has obliterated the opposition and now has 2846 HP!

[ MB ] happydud < 8920 HP>[/b] is facing off against [ JG ] HooDWinkeR < 7 HP>!
HooDWinkeR begins the fight!
HooDWinkeR pitifully attacks happydud for 79 damage with a latent soul attack!
happydud chucks Nailface at HooDWinkeR's head, causing extreme stabbage. It deals 2560 damage!
HooDWinkeR's lifeless corpse hits the ground with a thud!
happydud declares victory and has 8841 HP left!

[ MB ] Detty < 2846 HP>[/b] is facing off against [ JG ] Jon`C < 5268 HP>!
Jon`C was quicker on the draw!
Jon`C fires a rocket-propelled grenade at Detty, doing 4646 damage!
Detty has been obliterated!
Jon`C declares victory and has 5268 HP left!

[ MB ] Overlord < 3902 HP>[/b] sees if [ JG ] Dj Yoshi < 3418 HP> is weak!
We have a heavy-hitter! Dj Yoshi wields considerable power and influence!
Overlord gets a sneak-attack in on Dj Yoshi!
Overlord pulls out a machine gun and sends lead everywhere. Dj Yoshi is hit for 3402 damage!
Dj Yoshi pulls out a machine gun and sends lead everywhere. Overlord is hit for 3124 damage!
Overlord chucks Nailface at Dj Yoshi's head, causing extreme stabbage. It deals 2588 damage!
Dj Yoshi has been obliterated!
Overlord has obliterated the opposition and now has 778 HP!

[ MB ] Wolfy < 6840 HP>[/b] sees if [ JG ] TimeWolfOfThePast < 1332 HP> is weak!
We have a heavy-hitter! Wolfy wields considerable power and influence!
Wolfy gets a sneak-attack in on TimeWolfOfThePast!
Wolfy expertly aims an ICBM at TimeWolfOfThePast's house and launches it, doing 11209 damage!
TimeWolfOfThePast's lifeless corpse hits the ground with a thud!
Wolfy has won the fight and has 6840 HP remaining!

[ MB ] Wolfy < 6840 HP>[/b] goes toe-to-toe with [ JG ] Glyde Bane < 4891 HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Wolfy wields considerable power and influence!
Glyde Bane attacks first!
Glyde Bane pulls out a machine gun and sends lead everywhere. Wolfy is hit for 3071 damage!
Wolfy expertly aims an ICBM at Glyde Bane's house and launches it, doing 11250 damage!
Glyde Bane has been obliterated!
Wolfy declares victory and has 3769 HP left!

[ MB ] fishstickz < 6457 HP>[/b] goes toe-to-toe with [ JG ] Emon < 16895 HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Emon wields considerable power and influence!
Emon attacks first!
Emon weakly whacks fishstickz upside the head with Kirby's wheelchair, doing 181 damage!
fishstickz dextrously slices Emon up with a poorly-made katana, doing 2266 damage!
Emon expertly aims an ICBM at fishstickz's house and launches it, doing 11088 damage!
fishstickz dies an awful death!
Emon declares victory and has 14629 HP left!

[ MB ] DrkJedi82 < 1014 HP>[/b] goes toe-to-toe with [ JG ] Jon`C < 5268 HP>!
Jon`C was quicker on the draw!
Jon`C fires a rocket-propelled grenade at DrkJedi82, doing 4526 damage!
DrkJedi82 has been destroyed!
Jon`C declares victory and has 5268 HP left!

[ MB ] Wolfy < 3769 HP>[/b] compares battle prowess with [ JG ] Freelancer < 10088 HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Freelancer wields considerable power and influence!
We have a heavy-hitter! Wolfy wields considerable power and influence!
Freelancer begins the fight!
Freelancer demolishes Wolfy's spirit with broken MMORPG promises, causing 8691 psychological damage!
Wolfy's lifeless corpse hits the ground with a thud!
Freelancer has won the fight and has 10088 HP remaining!

[ MB ] SF_GoldG_01 < 2845 HP>[/b] is facing off against [ JG ] Wes Darklighter < 1663 HP>!
SF_GoldG_01 begins the fight!
SF_GoldG_01 decently slices Wes Darklighter in the abdomen with a vibroblade, causing his (or her) stomach to leak for 1071 damage!
Wes Darklighter poisons SF_GoldG_01 with a potent neurotoxin, dealing 1546 damage!
SF_GoldG_01 poisons Wes Darklighter with a potent neurotoxin, dealing 1747 damage!
Wes Darklighter's lifeless corpse hits the ground with a thud!
SF_GoldG_01 declares victory and has 1299 HP left!

[ MB ] SF_GoldG_01 < 1299 HP>[/b] goes toe-to-toe with [ JG ] Avenger < 20244 HP>!
We have a true titan! Avenger possesses an assinine level of power and toughness!
Avenger gets a sneak-attack in on SF_GoldG_01!
Avenger expertly aims an ICBM at SF_GoldG_01's house and launches it, doing 11256 damage!
SF_GoldG_01's lifeless corpse hits the ground with a thud!
Avenger declares victory and has 20244 HP left!

[ MB ] Overlord < 778 HP>[/b] is battling [ JG ] Avenger < 20244 HP>!
We have a true titan! Avenger possesses an assinine level of power and toughness!
Avenger attacks first!
Avenger demolishes Overlord's spirit with broken MMORPG promises, causing 9926 psychological damage!
Overlord's lifeless corpse hits the ground with a thud!
Avenger has obliterated the opposition and now has 20244 HP!

[ MB ] genk < 7531 HP>[/b] is facing off against [ JG ] Ric_Olie < 2860 HP>!
genk was quicker on the draw!
genk chucks Nailface at Ric_Olie's head, causing extreme stabbage. It deals 2592 damage!
Ric_Olie weakly whacks genk upside the head with Kirby's wheelchair, doing 172 damage!
genk pitifully attacks Ric_Olie for 1 damage with a latent soul attack!
Ric_Olie poisons genk with a potent neurotoxin, dealing 1757 damage!
genk poisons Ric_Olie with a potent neurotoxin, dealing 1828 damage!
Ric_Olie has been destroyed!
genk has won the fight and has 5602 HP remaining!

[ MB ] happydud < 8841 HP>[/b] is facing off against [ JG ] mscbuck < 3607 HP>!
happydud begins the fight!
happydud demolishes mscbuck's spirit with broken MMORPG promises, causing 8569 psychological damage!
mscbuck has been obliterated!
happydud has won the fight and has 8841 HP remaining!

[ MB ] - Tony - < 4231 HP>[/b] is battling [ JG ] Echoman < 10086 HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Echoman wields considerable power and influence!
- Tony - was quicker on the draw!
- Tony - poisons Echoman with a potent neurotoxin, dealing 1711 damage!
Echoman expertly aims an ICBM at - Tony -'s house and launches it, doing 10898 damage!
- Tony - dies an awful death!
Echoman declares victory and has 8375 HP left!

[ MB ] gbk < 5872 HP>[/b] goes toe-to-toe with [ JG ] quesadilla_red < 1068 HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! gbk wields considerable power and influence!
quesadilla_red attacks first!
quesadilla_red quickly pulls a blaster out of his (or her) holster and blasts gbk for 513 damage!
gbk demolishes quesadilla_red's spirit with broken MMORPG promises, causing 9299 psychological damage!
quesadilla_red has been obliterated!
gbk declares victory and has 5359 HP left!

[ MB ] gbk < 5359 HP>[/b] compares battle prowess with [ JG ] Echoman < 8375 HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Echoman wields considerable power and influence!
We have a heavy-hitter! gbk wields considerable power and influence!
Echoman was quicker on the draw!
Echoman demolishes gbk's spirit with broken MMORPG promises, causing 8677 psychological damage!
gbk dies an awful death!
Echoman declares victory and has 8375 HP left!

[ MB ] happydud < 8841 HP>[/b] sees if [ JG ] Echoman < 8375 HP> is weak!
We have a heavy-hitter! Echoman wields considerable power and influence!
Echoman was quicker on the draw!
Echoman dextrously slices happydud up with a poorly-made katana, doing 2389 damage!
happydud demolishes Echoman's spirit with broken MMORPG promises, causing 7720 psychological damage!
Echoman expertly aims an ICBM at happydud's house and launches it, doing 10667 damage!
happydud dies an awful death!
Echoman has obliterated the opposition and now has 655 HP!

[ MB ] genk < 5602 HP>[/b] sees if [ JG ] Freelancer < 10088 HP> is weak!
We have a heavy-hitter! Freelancer wields considerable power and influence!
Freelancer attacks first!
Freelancer expertly aims an ICBM at genk's house and launches it, doing 10047 damage!
genk has been destroyed!
Freelancer declares victory and has 10088 HP left!

|||JediGandalf's troops win!|||
Total of JediGandalf's army's hp: 190282.
Total of MBeggar's army's hp: 159001.
Survivors:
Avenger: 20244 HP.
Echoman: 655 HP.
Emon: 14629 HP.
Freelancer: 10088 HP.
GhostOfYoda: 3271 HP.
Jon`C: 5268 HP.
Seb: 251 HP.

This is quite an awesome idea, it's pretty funny. Except the part where it's determined by postcount! I mean, come on! Plus I had to fight Emon on that last one, that sucked, haha.

I was a mighty warrior that round! Until Avenger, at least.

Oh man you seriously have too much time on your hands.

Hehe. I keep being taken out by those with megapostcounts.

Good times, but I hope you've scripted this...

This is awesome.

I voted just now, can you add me?
(I'm for MB)

It looks like Lady Luck has abandoned me completely. I lost all my battles, even against a weaker opponent. No wonder about those behemoths, but also against Axis (although there wasn't that much difference in the end).

This thread was very depressing reading.

[QUOTE=Vincent Valentine]Freakin' Spork killed me.[/QUOTE]
One hit


Damn... That's cold, man...