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I was bored, so I pitted you all in fierce combat against each other.
2006-09-14, 4:00 AM #41
Haha, this is really cool :D

Even though I keep losing every damn time :(
2006-09-14, 4:09 AM #42
Cant help but notice GBK has killed me 3 times... :(
The Massassi-Map
There is no spoon.
2006-09-14, 4:38 AM #43
I killed JG first time, whee!
2006-09-14, 4:42 AM #44
Damn I keep getting owned :(
/fluffle
2006-09-14, 5:53 AM #45
I got one! :P

Getting paired with people that aren't fair fights sucks. Stupid mega-posters...

I think if it were based off time registered (in addition to post count) I might do a little better.
2006-09-14, 6:20 AM #46
I guess everyone doesn't include me. :v:
Got a permanent feather in my cap;
Got a stretch to my stride;
a stroll to my step;
2006-09-14, 7:03 AM #47
Originally posted by Spork:
Damn... That's cold, man...

Ahahaha

Quote:
[MB] Wolfy <15610HP> is facing off against [JG]JediGandalf <4320HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Wolfy wields considerable power and influence!
Wolfy attacks first!
Wolfy attacks JediGandalf for 3810 damage!
JediGandalf attacks Wolfy for 6287 damage!
Wolfy attacks JediGandalf for 1271 damage!
JediGandalf has been destroyed!
Wolfy has won the fight and has 9323 HP remaining!

:argh: Damn you bard!!

Shoulda turned him into a newt.
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2006-09-14, 7:08 AM #48
I wonder why I havent fought....


I guess im just that awesome.
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2006-09-14, 7:09 AM #49
Originally posted by MBeggar:
I wonder why I havent fought....


I guess im just that awesome.

*slaps you across the face with a glove*

I challenge thee to a du-el!
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2006-09-14, 7:09 AM #50
Logically it should be us who tango next.

EDIT: JG you ninja poster.
Got a permanent feather in my cap;
Got a stretch to my stride;
a stroll to my step;
2006-09-14, 7:13 AM #51
Meh, I have the advantage. I will defeat the commie loving feind!
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2006-09-14, 7:14 AM #52
Originally posted by MBeggar:
Meh, I have the advantage. I will defeat the commie loving feind!

Says the man who's title is in red Russian letters :o
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2006-09-14, 7:17 AM #53
/me attaches on to Jedi Gandalf like a Transformer or a Power Ranger or something.

LET'S DO THIS!
Think while it's still legal.
2006-09-14, 7:18 AM #54
Har har SAJNs weighing you down!
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2006-09-14, 7:19 AM #55
/me gives MBeggar a ton of beer and pornography, like a Transformer or a Power Ranger or something.
2006-09-14, 7:29 AM #56
Originally posted by MBeggar:
Har har SAJNs weighing you down!


With my huge MECHAWANG which we use to destroy filthy communists like you. Either way, it doesn't matter. JG is the strongest man alive, he could carry ALL of his army.
Think while it's still legal.
2006-09-14, 7:45 AM #57
Originally posted by MBeggar:
I wonder why I havent fought....


I guess im just that awesome.

Because unlike JG, you didn't feel it necessary to vote for yourself.

the sign of a true winner
<spe> maevie - proving dykes can't fly

<Dor> You're levelling up and gaining more polys!
2006-09-14, 7:58 AM #58
[QUOTE=Victor Van Dort]With my huge MECHANOSE which we use to sniff out filthy communists like JG. Either way, it doesn't matter. JG is the most lefty man alive, he could carry ALL of his comrades.[/QUOTE]

Fixed.
2006-09-14, 8:04 AM #59
>.< You made me LOL >.<
Think while it's still legal.
2006-09-14, 9:48 AM #60
Originally posted by maevie:
Because unlike JG, you didn't feel it necessary to vote for yourself.

the sign of a true winner


That's actually untrue logic. In reality it means MB doesn't feel he's worthy of winning, and thus he doesn't even get his own vote.
Frozen in the past by ICARUS
2006-09-14, 10:18 AM #61
Nah. He was out drinking and was too wasted to find the vote buttons.

I dominated SF_Gold. That must have been an epic beatdown.
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
-----------------------------@%
2006-09-14, 12:02 PM #62
[MB] Mr. Stafford <7756 HP> is battling [JG] Dj Yoshi <15427 HP>!
We have a heavy-hitter! Dj Yoshi wields considerable power and influence!
Mr. Stafford attacks first!
Mr. Stafford throws a thermal detonator near Dj Yoshi. It explodes, causing 6006 damage!
Dj Yoshi demolishes Mr. Stafford's spirit with broken MMORPG promises, causing 7332 psychological damage!
Mr. Stafford throws a thermal detonator near Dj Yoshi. It explodes, causing 6003 damage!
Dj Yoshi dextrously slices Mr. Stafford up with a poorly-made katana, doing 2427 damage!
Mr. Stafford's lifeless corpse hits the ground with a thud!
Dj Yoshi has won the fight and has 3418 HP remaining!

This just goes to show...

DEATH!
D E A T H
2006-09-14, 12:06 PM #63
Originally posted by maevie:
Because unlike JG, you didn't feel it necessary to vote for yourself.

the sign of a true winner



Hm true. I was actually planning on voting for him out of respect >.>


Whatever!


Minions! Attack!
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2006-09-14, 12:56 PM #64
lol, I have ICBMs. :D
Pissed Off?
2006-09-14, 1:03 PM #65
Oh come on, you pitted me against an imbalanced character.
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2006-09-14, 1:06 PM #66
Different ranges of postcounts should have different "classes" that combat only the same class. But have the ranges overlap so you MIGHT see a really strong guy take on an even stronger guy, or a weaker guy meet a stronger guy.
ᵗʰᵉᵇˢᵍ๒ᵍᵐᵃᶥᶫ∙ᶜᵒᵐ
ᴸᶥᵛᵉ ᴼᵑ ᴬᵈᵃᵐ
2006-09-14, 3:03 PM #67
I was not permitted to participate because I am just too damn awesome.
Wikissassi sucks.
2006-09-14, 3:09 PM #68
Bah. Screw postcounts.
2006-09-14, 3:49 PM #69
Heh. that's pretty good. I wish I had that much time.
2006-09-14, 4:06 PM #70
[QUOTE=Dj Yoshi]
DEATH![/QUOTE]

Nailface requested martyrs!

NAILFACE!
2006-09-14, 4:15 PM #71
This is an easy way to see the people that have spent their lives on Massassi.
2006-09-14, 4:58 PM #72
[QUOTE=Mr. Stafford]Nailface requested martyrs!

NAILFACE![/QUOTE]
Reqeusting a martyr is just one way of saying "WE LOSE"
D E A T H
2006-09-14, 4:59 PM #73
Nailface followers get 7200 virgins, hell yes.
2006-09-14, 5:08 PM #74
[QUOTE=Mr. Stafford]Nailface followers get 7200 virgins, hell yes.[/QUOTE]
You mean 7200 crystal clear grapes.

FOOL!
D E A T H
2006-09-14, 5:12 PM #75
Haha, I got to the finals on the first battle! Too bad I lost to kirby though :(
The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!
2006-09-14, 5:48 PM #76
Seriously. This is the best thread ever. I love it.
I had a blog. It sucked.
2006-09-14, 6:00 PM #77
Quote:
Dj Yoshi gets a sneak-attack in on NoESC!


:gbk:
gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT
2006-09-14, 10:24 PM #78
This is awesome, even though I went 2-6. Not much fun having Spork repeatedly one-shot you.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2006-09-14, 10:41 PM #79
Sorry 'bout the lack of updates. Unlike yesterday, I've been busy as hell today. At the top of my list resides "give the little guys a chance." If this thread is dead by then, I'll just make another thread. Classes are a cool idea, too. But I dunno if I'm ambitious enough to implement that. Although if I do I'll probably let you guys choose your class. I'll also probably add more users and make it one big battle royale. (Or barfight?)
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2006-09-14, 11:35 PM #80
No wait. I call CLOUD OF ENERGY. I have a single attack, Chaos, which melts faces.
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