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Keira 2.0
2004-07-01, 7:11 PM #1
http://entertainment.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4459,10018690%255E10431%255E%255Enbv,00.html

Sorry, but I had to post this little article just so I can sit back and watch Gonk and the other Keira devotees literally explode in an orgy of drooling at some of the quotes contained within.

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2004-07-01, 7:13 PM #2
ouch. quite the lioness.

[This message has been edited by Delphian (edited July 01, 2004).]
2004-07-01, 7:25 PM #3
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">The actress said she would be happy to do a nude scene if a part called for it.</font>


/me writes a script involving a nude scene to hand to the next writer willing to sell his soul

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2004-07-01, 7:50 PM #4
...YES.

THAT IS ALL I HAVE TO SAY.

Well, that, and her boobies are certainly fine the way they are. Natural > fake.

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2004-07-01, 7:54 PM #5
She is hot and she should not get breast implants.

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2004-07-01, 8:12 PM #6
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Brian:
She is hot
</font>



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I bet you think that's funny, don't you.
I bet you think that's funny, don't you.
2004-07-01, 8:17 PM #7
^^^ I concur
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[This message has been edited by Overlord (edited July 01, 2004).]
2004-07-01, 9:03 PM #8
She's 19, she still has time left. And yes, breast implants are a bad idea.

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Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2004-07-01, 9:41 PM #9
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by DrkJedi82:
/me writes a script involving a nude scene to hand to the next writer willing to sell his soul

</font>


Already happened. Go watch The Hole.


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2004-07-01, 10:33 PM #10
Well, *don't* watch The Hole because it's a terrible movie. Watch one scene though. To quote a young british actor, '10 outta 10!'
2004-07-02, 2:55 AM #11
With or without em, she's still pure hotness.

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2004-07-02, 2:58 AM #12
Definately one of the hottest actresses i've seen in a long while.

Only problem is that large fake plastic breasts don't look attractive at all.

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2004-07-02, 3:09 AM #13
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Darko:
Already happened. Go watch The Hole.


</font>


Wasn't she 15 in that movie?

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2004-07-02, 3:11 AM #14
No! Little boobs are cute! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

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Do you have stairs in your house?
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2004-07-02, 3:35 AM #15
You guys are pathetic. Stop drooling over some kakking actress and go out and gte yourself a real girlfriend. Geeze.

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2004-07-02, 3:48 AM #16
...

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2004-07-02, 3:52 AM #17
She's 19?!

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2004-07-02, 3:54 AM #18
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Tracer:
...

</font>




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2004-07-02, 3:58 AM #19
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by GBK:
You guys are pathetic. Stop drooling over some kakking actress and go out and gte yourself a real girlfriend. Geeze.

</font>


Yeah, you're one to talk.

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2004-07-02, 4:03 AM #20
Who says we can't have girlfriends and still think little boobs are cute at the same time? Huh? Maybe our girlfriends have little boobs, did you ever think of that? Huh? Huh?? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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Do you have stairs in your house?
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2004-07-02, 4:36 AM #21
Well I'm sold.

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They call him El Diablo... *whip crack*
They call him El Diablo... *whip crack*
2004-07-02, 4:44 AM #22
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by TimeWolfOfThePast:
Yeah, you're one to talk.</font>


Perhaps, but at least Im not sitting at home drooling over some girl whom Ill never meet, who isnt attractive in the least. Its pathetic, even by my standards.

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Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow, and did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind.
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And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2004-07-02, 4:54 AM #23
I can feel the love in here... can't you?

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They call him El Diablo... *whip crack*
They call him El Diablo... *whip crack*
2004-07-02, 5:32 AM #24
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by GBK:
Perhaps, but at least Im not sitting at home drooling over some girl whom Ill never meet, who isnt attractive in the least.</font>


What are you talking about? You set the standard.

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Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2004-07-02, 5:52 AM #25
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by TimeWolfOfThePast:
Wasn't she 15 in that movie?</font>


16, but it was British right?

Damn, even at 16 she looks a whole lot older than that. I **** a brick when I saw her on Leno and found out she was 19, I thought she was at least 24.

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Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2004-07-02, 6:07 AM #26
*reads thread*

I think I'll go die now.

See y'all around.

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2004-07-02, 6:31 AM #27
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by GBK:
Perhaps, but at least Im not sitting at home drooling over some girl whom Ill never meet, who isnt attractive in the least. Its pathetic, even by my standards.
</font>

And you wonder why you get so much crap. Honestly.

Bollocks she's 19! She looked nowhere 19 in PotC. She's pretty much got every male from the ages 16 to 25 salivating over her. Breast implants are just overkill. And I'm with Gonk, natural > fake.


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2004-07-02, 6:35 AM #28
Wait a minute I missed something... boobies?

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They call him El Diablo... *whip crack*
They call him El Diablo... *whip crack*
2004-07-02, 6:47 AM #29
Is this really news?

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2004-07-02, 7:01 AM #30
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by fishstickz:
Is this really news?</font>


It's in the Entertainment section.

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2004-07-02, 7:07 AM #31
I like natural boobies. Hers, from what I saw from the clip of The Hole, are quite fine indeed. I dunno what she's complaining about. It's not quantity, it's QUALITY, and those are definitely quality...

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I'll admit to Reactor CTF, Duel Abyss, Duel Turbulent, Duel Dustball, and even the CCCP, but not Sky High! (my first, be kind!) Ok so maybe I will.

[This message has been edited by Gonk (edited July 02, 2004).]
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2004-07-02, 7:12 AM #32
Gonk certainly has both quantity and quality. All six of his are beatiful, in my opinion.

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2004-07-02, 7:45 AM #33
Dude, I did not know she was 19!

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2004-07-02, 8:15 AM #34
meh, can you guys honestly say that you don't like a nice big fake rack on a chick? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]



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2004-07-02, 8:22 AM #35
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Brian:
She is hot and she should not get breast implants.

</font>




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Ya know? Common sense? Not really that common...
Ya know? Common sense? Not really that common...
2004-07-02, 8:23 AM #36
Yes, I can honestly say that, it's not right when people try to buy their "beauty".

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2004-07-02, 8:26 AM #37
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Pagewizard_YKS:
meh, can you guys honestly say that you don't like a nice big fake rack on a chick? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

</font>


Yes.

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2004-07-02, 8:29 AM #38
why not?



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2004-07-02, 8:33 AM #39
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Pagewizard_YKS:
meh, can you guys honestly say that you don't like a nice big fake rack on a chick? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

</font>


I prefer my melons natrually grown, thank you.

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2004-07-02, 8:34 AM #40
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Pagewizard_YKS:
why not?

</font>


I've already said it twice in this thread! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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