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Keira 2.0
2004-07-02, 9:00 AM #41
*thumpthumpthumpthumpthump*


Next to Liz Hurley she's the hawtest British actress I've seen. And god her abs are killer.

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2004-07-02, 9:26 AM #42
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Spork:
With or without em, she's still pure hotness.

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Indeed

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Pagewizard_YKS:
meh, can you guys honestly say that you don't like a nice big fake rack on a chick? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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Yes, I can

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2004-07-02, 9:55 AM #43
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Pagewizard_YKS:
why not?

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Fake boobs are just that. Fake. They don't look right at ALL. There's just something wrong with them, not to mention the fact that most women who have them have their chests blown out to ungodly horrible proportions that just make them look all nasty.

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2004-07-02, 10:02 AM #44
Oh, and if I can't tell they're fake, I really don't see the problem with them being fake. Just my opinion.

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2004-07-02, 10:07 AM #45
D - REAL
O - FAKE

Real ones don't just magically support themselves into perfecly round spheres of goodness.

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Think while it's still legal.
2004-07-02, 10:15 AM #46
In other news, Lindsay Lohan turned 18 today.
2004-07-02, 10:43 AM #47
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Connection Problem:
In other news, Lindsay Lohan turned 18 today.</font>


Watch her admit herself to the hospital for coke addiction and anorexia [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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2004-07-02, 10:57 AM #48
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by GBK:
You guys are pathetic. Stop drooling over some kakking actress and go out and gte yourself a real girlfriend. Geeze.
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2004-07-02, 11:23 AM #49
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Pagewizard_YKS:
meh, can you guys honestly say that you don't like a nice big fake rack on a chick? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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I can most definately say that!

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2004-07-02, 11:28 AM #50
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Pagewizard_YKS:
meh, can you guys honestly say that you don't like a nice big fake rack on a chick? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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Yup. Big or small, real is always better than fake.


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2004-07-02, 11:36 AM #51
[http://gallery.future-i.com/celebs/pic:keira-pirates-premiere-close/800x600/]

A certain Offspring song comes to mind.

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Think while it's still legal.
2004-07-02, 11:46 AM #52
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by GBK:
Perhaps, but at least Im not sitting at home drooling over some girl whom Ill never meet, who isnt attractive in the least. Its pathetic, even by my standards.

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GBK's right, you're all pathetic.

On an unrelated note, how's that whole 'Making levels and then naming them after girls who, even though you know them in real life, you have no more chance with them than anyone in this thread has with Keira Knightley" thing working out for you? Any restraining orders yet?
2004-07-02, 11:46 AM #53
I said she was hot... I hardly drool over her.

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I bet you think that's funny, don't you.

[This message has been edited by Jazzkokehead (edited July 02, 2004).]
I bet you think that's funny, don't you.
2004-07-02, 11:58 AM #54
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Jazzkokehead:
I said she was hot... I hardly drool over her.

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I think you missed the point of Slug's post.

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2004-07-02, 12:00 PM #55
See, drooling over actresses is what most people would consider normal. It might be a bit depressing but even non-geeks do it.

Also, everyone back off a bit please, even if GBK likes setting himself as a target it doesn't make you suddenly allowed to attack him.
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2004-07-02, 12:04 PM #56
Fakes suck.

Of course, in my case, breast size isn't what turns me on anyway, unless they're too big, which is bad.

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2004-07-02, 12:59 PM #57
Slug, Jon`C, back the hell off. Sure, I was a pathetic nutbag 2 years ago, but Ive GROWN UP since then. Geeze. People change. But apparently noone forgets.

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2004-07-02, 1:03 PM #58
GBK, don't you still have a folder full of pics of different female celebrities on your server? I believe you liked to it before... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-07-02, 1:07 PM #59
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by GBK:
Slug, Jon`C, back the hell off. Sure, I was a pathetic nutbag 2 years ago, but Ive GROWN UP since then. Geeze. People change. But apparently noone forgets.

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Nope. Once you get a reputation, no one forgets.


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I bet you think that's funny, don't you.
I bet you think that's funny, don't you.
2004-07-02, 1:14 PM #60
I DEFINETLY love a thread purely about boobies!



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2004-07-02, 2:37 PM #61
these threads scare me.
I mean, i'm okay with talking about actresses and stuff, but I dunno... it just creeps me out sometimes.
I'll go now.

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2004-07-02, 4:03 PM #62
Wow, this thread is nuts. I also think she's hot, but personally, I'm hardly drooling over her. I already like someone my age that I have a reasonable chance with in real life, so I don't need actresses.

As for the GBK, Slug, Jon'C etc. insultathon, cut it out. I don't care if GBK used to name levels after girls, and all the other stuff you blame him for, but you guys are being pretty sad. I don't want to take sides, so everyone back off each other. So GBK posted a belief that she isn't attractive to him, and you don't like it. I don't care. Just cut it out. Leave each other alone, or you'll get the thread closed. Please.

Now, I'll probably get yelled at by multiple people. Oh well. I just won't say any more on the matter.
DO NOT WANT.
2004-07-02, 5:31 PM #63
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by SAJN_Master:
[http://gallery.future-i.com/celebs/pic:keira-pirates-premiere-close/800x600/]

A certain Offspring song comes to mind.

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i love you for posting that photo...

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2004-07-02, 6:22 PM #64
meh. I prefer smooth abs on a woman, not ripped abs.

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2004-07-02, 6:25 PM #65
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Kieran Horn:
meh. I prefer smooth abs on a woman, not ripped abs.

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right. smooth abs are nice, but I think it's nasty when a chick is all ripped and starts looking masculine.

*shudders*



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2004-07-02, 6:26 PM #66
http://gallery.future-i.com/celebs/pic:keira-pirates-premiere-close/full/Keir a-Knightley-6978.jpg Gotta love that hairy stomache.

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[This message has been edited by SAJN_Master (edited July 02, 2004).]
Think while it's still legal.
2004-07-02, 7:35 PM #67
That is most definitely not hair. It's just an artifact in the image, like it was paletized in a GIF or an 8-bit PNG and reconverted. Notice the effect is all over her body.

Also, does anyone else find slightly muscular women quite attractive sometimes? I don't mean too terribly buldging, that's just weird, but a little can be pretty sexy.

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2004-07-02, 7:58 PM #68
SAJN, you /do/ realize that women have body hair too, right?

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2004-07-02, 8:01 PM #69
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">That is most definitely not hair. It's just an artifact in the image, like it was paletized in a GIF or an 8-bit PNG and reconverted. Notice the effect is all over her body.</font>

You are being sarcastic...right.

And yes Dormouse, I know that. Hell I'd still hit th...errm.

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Think while it's still legal.
2004-07-02, 8:12 PM #70
A LITTLE muscle is sexy, being toned that is. Miss Universe is nasty.

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2004-07-02, 8:24 PM #71
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Dormouse:
SAJN, you /do/ realize that women have body hair too, right?

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Dammit! Why'd you have to remind me?


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2004-07-02, 9:54 PM #72
Because having shaven arms and waxed legs is not their natural state? And is not necessarily even an improvement.

I mean.. shaving arms??! Wtf.... maybe if it's thick enough to felt or something, but on most girls, arm hair certainly doesn't detract anything, and get a good sunlight on it it can be gorgeous. Not that i'm obsessing or fetishing about arms. Just commentating.

Why do men have the option of shaving but women are hugely ridiculed and frowned upon if they do not?

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2004-07-02, 10:06 PM #73
I don't like the look of "bigfoot". My woman better not have a mustache, tons of black armhair (a little brown/black, or enough golden ones), or any other kind of unsightly body hair. It's just a preference of mine.

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2004-07-02, 10:12 PM #74
Catherine Zeta-Jones is still hotter. Duh.

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2004-07-02, 10:17 PM #75
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Dj Yoshi:
I don't like the look of "bigfoot". My woman better not have a mustache, tons of black armhair (a little brown/black, or enough golden ones), or any other kind of unsightly body hair. It's just a preference of mine.</font>


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_When They Really Get To Know You They Will Run_

What makes you think that it won't grow back in a day or two? Husbands in winter, they know the truth but what can they do? I don't like girls the way they are so shave their legs and make them look like movie stars, then we can pretend it's natural.

Put on whatever makes you attractive, if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion. Friends like a certain you, that's who you've got to be.

Junior-high legs, blond hair gone brown from removing it. Waxing since thirteen, wisdom from the beauty queen, her tiara digging deep in her head.

Put on whatever makes you attractive, if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion. Friends like a certain you, that's who you've got to be, that's who you've got to be.

I'm starting to think that I'm kind of shy or atleast I'd like to be. Winter legs give me heart attacks so take it off with lasers so it never comes back then we can pretend it's natural.</font>


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2004-07-03, 5:26 AM #76
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Emon:
That is most definitely not hair. It's just an artifact in the image, like it was paletized in a GIF or an 8-bit PNG and reconverted. Notice the effect is all over her body.

Also, does anyone else find slightly muscular women quite attractive sometimes? I don't mean too terribly buldging, that's just weird, but a little can be pretty sexy.
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I agree. There was a sprinter girl on our H.S. track team who had nice legs. They were not overly muscular but one could tell she was an athelete. She's back in town now. Hmm... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]


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2004-07-03, 7:48 AM #77
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by SAJN_Master:
You are being sarcastic...right.</font>


No, I just didn't realize the picture was zoomed out by Firefox and it created that artifact. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/redface.gif]

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2004-07-03, 9:58 AM #78
Must stop opening threads like this.

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[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2004-07-03, 10:29 AM #79
[http://www.tiscali.co.uk/entertainment/galleries/keiraknightley/images/medium/keira1.jpg]

Now how come I don't see anything wrong with her breasts, erm, upper breasts?

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2004-07-03, 10:50 AM #80
So this is Massassi's new girl; what happened to everyone's obsession with Natalie Portman?
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