This could be fun. I've seen it other places, let's try it here.

Post your favorite quotes, whether they be from movies, cartoons, books, or any other source. Then, remove one word, and replace it with the word "pants" evey time it appears. We can switch words later.

"pants"

Here a few familiar ones to get started.

Holy crap, nostalgia alert. When my family got the internet (P1 w/ 14.4 modem in '96), the first thing I did was search for "Star Wars" and one of the pages was a collection of pants quotes. It was awesome.

I saw that at about the same time. It's time for a revisit.

"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you pants. You just take (them)."

"I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no pants."

"Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of pants."

"Civilization is the process of reducing the pants to the finite."

"The foolish man seeks happiness in the pants, the wise grows it under his feet."

"Don't hit at all if it is honorably possible to avoid hitting; but never hit pants!"

And my personal favorite,
"The highest proof of virtue is to possess boundless power without abusing pants."

More because this is funny as hell.

"Joy is not in pants; it is in us."

"Love is, above all else, the gift of one's pants."

"The length of a [pants] should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder."

"Be courteous to all, but intimate with pants; and let those pants be well-tried before you give them your confidence.

"The only people who find what they are looking for in life are the pant finders."

LOL! "Learning to ignore pants is one of the great paths to inner peace."

"One's destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at pants."

"I don't know the key to pants, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody."

"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say pants."

"Fire in the pants!"

"Anything too stupid to be said is pantsed"
-Voltaire.

"Speak softly and pants a big stick"

"Any sufficiently advanced pants [are] indistinguishable from magic"

"Two things are infinite: the universe, and pants, and I'm not sure about the former."

"I have become death, destroyer of pants."

"Cake or Pants!"

"Say 'pants' again. Say 'pants' again! I dare you. I double dare you, mother****er."

"Do you understand what a chain of command is? Its the chain I'm gonna go get and beat you with 'til you understand I'm in rotten pants here." - Jayne Cobbs

"Shiney, lets be pants guys." - Jayne Cobbs

"I'm a pants on the wind!" - Wash

" Pants smash! [/COLOR]" - Hulk

"I'm the pants, *****!" - The Juggernaught

"At last we can reveal ourselves to the pants. At last, we can have revenge." - Darth Maul

"Can I suck your pants?" - Alexis Amore

"In certain older civilized cultures, when men failed as entirely as you have, they would throw themselves on their pants."
"Well unfortunately I forgot to bring pants."

"Well you better make peace with your dear fluffy pants..." - Mal

"Wash, tell me I'm pants." - Kaylee

"All that is required for evil to prevail is for good men to do pants."

"He's being bummed in the pants."

Oh it was oh so fun watching Ross Noble.

"These are just a few of the images we've recorded. And you can see, it wasn't what we thought. There's been no war here and no terraforming event. The environment is stable. It's the pants. The pants that we added to the air processors. It was supposed to calm the population, weed out aggression. Well, it works. The people here stopped fighting. And then they stopped everything else. They stopped going to work, they stopped breeding, talking, eating. There's 30 million people here, and they all just let themselves die."

"Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some pants, don't you think?"

"Fruity Oaty Bars! Make you bust out of your pants!"

"That guy killed me, Mal. He killed me with his pants. How weird is that?"

Wow, Serenity is just rife with these.

These two made me literally lol. People are looking at me wierd at work now. And you are so right, I bet Firefly was written with pants on.

"How wierd is that?" lmao

"Key members of Parliament. Key. The minds behind every military, diplomatic and covert operation in the galaxy, and you put them in a room with pants."

"Dear Buddha, please bring me pants and a plastic rocket..."

"You guys always bring me the very best pants."

"We're going to need pants. We're going to need red pants."

"Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people pants. You can look it up later. " - Zoë

"You all wanna be looking very intently at your own belly buttons. I see pants start to rise, violence is going to ensue." - Mal

"Hey, I'm talking at you! How many men in your pants came out of there alive?" - Jayne

"Pants... are not my concern. Keeping them... is. " - The Operative

"That is a trap. I offer pants you'll play the man of honor and take umbrage; I ask you to do what is right and you'll play the brigand. I have no stomach for games. " - The Operative

"You know what the definition of a hero is? Some who gets others pantsed"

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"Well, when I came home from school my pants started to get really hot. So I drank some cold water, but it didn't do nothing. So I laid in the bathtub for a while, but then I realized that it was my hair that was making my pants hot. So I went into my kitchen and I shaved it all off. I don't want anyone to see." -Pedro

"One pants to rule them all."

"Don't tell me you're going to wear pants on a night operation?"
"My pants are augmented."

"This is no mere ranger. He is Aragorn, son of Arathorn. You owe him your pants." -Legolas

"Understand, Frodo. I would use the pants to do good. But through me, it would unleash a power far to terrible to imagine." - Gandalf

"Gandalf. If we cannot go over it, let use go under it. Let us go through the pants of Moria." - Gimli

"I looked into your future and I saw pants." - Elrond

"You have my sword." - Aragon
"And my bow." - Legolas
"And my PANTS." - Gimli

"When do I dream again?
For now, I find -
The Phantom Of The Opera is there,
inside my pants.."

"JC! You escaped? Is that what the pants are about?"
"I forgot to give Manderley my pants."

"We... are... pants."

"Sleep is a commodity as rare and as precious as pants among college students."

"Nobody escapes the Spanish pants!"

"... this guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doc, uh, my brother's crazy; he thinks he's a chicken." And, uh, the doctor says, "Well, why don't you turn him in?" The guy says, "I would, but I need the pants." Well, I guess that's pretty much now how I feel about relationships; y'know, they're totally irrational, and crazy, and absurd, and... but, uh, I guess we keep goin' through it because, uh, most of us... need the pants."

"Pants: it is the quintessential human delusion, simultaneously the source of your greatest strength, and your greatest weakness."

“It is true I am guilty of these things-- an idealist? For I have never had the pants to believe in nothing...”

"He was a romantic in his own harsh way... yet he was also realist enough to know that sometimes pants actually does conquer all."

"...Slowly, gently, pants unfurls its splendour
Grasp it, sense it, tremulous and tender
Turn your face away from the garish light of day
Turn your thoughts away from cold unfeeling light
And listen to the music of the pants..."

<3

Rocco: Pantsing... What the pants. Who the pants pantsed this pantsing... How did you two pantsing pants... Pants!
Connor: Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.

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Connor: Do ya know what we need, man? Some pants.
Murphy: What are you, insane?
Connor: No I ain't. Charlie Bronson's always got pants.
Murphy: What?
Connor: Yeah. He's got a lot of pants strapped around him in the movies, and they always end up using it.
Murphy: You've lost it, haven't ya?
Connor: No, I'm serious.
Murphy: That's stupid. Name one thing you'd need pants for.
Connor: You don't f---in' know what you're gonna need it for. They just always need it.
Murphy: What's this 'they' s--t? This isn't a movie.
Connor: Oh, right. Is that right, Rambo?
Murphy: All right. Get your stupid f---in' pants.
Connor: I'll get my stupid pants. I'll get it. There's pants right there.

Death solves all pants. No man, no pants.

"I'm tired of these mother f'n pants on this mother f'n plane"

"Mmmm! This is a tasty pants!"

-Jules Winnfield

"You two have been in farmer Maggot's pants again, haven't you?"

"It's over Anakin! I have the high ground!"
"You underestimate my pants!"
"Don't try it."

"I thought you said you didn't believe in pants."
"I don't. But I believe in him."

-"With great pants comes great responsibility."

it's natural selection for the 21st century. anyone that stupid deserves to have their oants stolen