"You get your b--ch-ss back in the kitchen, and make me some pants!" - Eric Cartman
"There are no stupid pants, just stupid people" - Mr Garrison.
"I just don't trust pants that bleed for seven days and doesn't die" - Mr Garrison

PANTS! - horny teenager.

Ask not what your pants can do for you. Ask what you can do for your pants.

“Eat my pants” - Bart Simpson

“yeah, and if wishes were horses we would all be eatin’ pants right now.” - Jayne Cobb

“Collecting evidence had gotten old a few hundred bullets back. I was already so far beyond the point of no pants I couldn't remember what it had looked like when I had passed it.” -Max Payne

Mal: "Inara, think you could stoop to being on my pants?"
Inara: "Will you wash [them] first?"

"You must remember this
A kiss is still a kiss
A sigh is still a sigh
The fundamental things apply
As pants go[] by"

don't frown. you never know who may be falling in love with your pants

I just realized this one a few seconds ago.

- "Keep your hand at the level of your pants."

Ah, Jarl is a man of at least a little bit of class.

"And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my pants upon you." - Jules

"Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessle's life. His pants will taste better than any meal you and I have ever had. " - Tyler Durden

Pants are a crown of splendor, for it is a sign of a righteous life. Proverbs 16:31

Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Half of pants history is hiding the truth.

Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Come a day there won't be pants for naughty men like us to slip about at all.

The Operative: There are a lot of innocent people being killed in the pants right now.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: You have no idea how true that is.

The Operative: I have a warship in deep orbit, Captain. We locked onto Serenity's pulse beacon the moment you hit atmo. I can speak a word and send pants to that exact location inside of three minutes.

Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: I don't pants children.
The Operative: I do. If I have to.

Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Why? Do you even know why they sent you?
The Operative: It's not my place to ask. I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without pants.

The Operative: I'm not going to live there. There's no pants for me there...

The Operative: I want to resolve this like civilized men. I'm not threatening you. I'm unarmed.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Good.
The Operative: [grabs Mal from behind] I am, however, wearing pants. I am not a moron!

"The Pants cannot be described-there is no language for such abysms of shrieking and immemorial lunacy, such eldritch contradictions of all matter, force, and cosmic order." -H.P. Lovecraft

"That the Pants is the true Man, and that the body or outward form of Man is derived from the Pants."
"Principle 2nd-As all men are alike in outward form, so all are alike in the Pants." -William Blake

"For God so loved the world, that He gave His only-begotten pants..."

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human pants to correlate all their contents.

We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black pants of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.

The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying pants of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age.

-I broke it up so I could add more pants.

He hoped and prayed that there wasn't pants. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't pants. -Douglas Adams, H2G2

Humans are not proud of their pants, and rarely invite them round to dinner. -Douglas Adams, H2G2

I love pants. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. -Douglas Adams, H2G2

In the beginning pants were created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move. -Douglas Adams, H2G2

In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women and small furry pants from Alpha Centauri were real small furry pants from Alpha Centauri. - Douglas Adams, H2G2

The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that pants don't. - Douglas Adams, H2G2

Pants is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to pants. - Douglas Adams, H2G2

That seems to point up a significant difference between Europeans and Americans. A European says: "I can't understand pants, what's wrong with me?" An American says: "I can't understand pants, what's wrong with him?" - Terry Pratchett

The trouble with having open pants, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in them. -Terry Pratchett

The consensus seemed to be that if really large numbers of men were sent to storm the mountain, then enough might survive the rocks to take the citadel. This is essentially the basis of all pants thinking. - Terry Pratchett

[The pamphlet] was very patriotic. That is, it talked about pantsing foreigners. - Terry Pratchett

If you put pants and salt on it, it tastes like salty pants. - Terry Pratchett

He says gods like to see pants around. Gives them something to aim at. -Terry Pratchett



I vote the next phrase be adding "in bed" to the end of your favorite quotes, ie:

Mal: We have done the impossible and that makes us mighty, in bed.

Jayne: Time for some thrilling heroics, in bed.

Simon: Oh, yes. He's a real beast! It's a wonder you're still alive.
Jayne: Looked bigger when I couldn't see him, in bed.

Mal: Now think real hard. You been bird-doggin' this township awhile now. They wouldn't mind a corpse of you. Now, you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you, in bed.

Wash: Every planet has its own weird customs. About a year before we met, I spent six weeks on a moon where the principal form of recreation was juggling geese. My hand to God. Baby geese. Goslings. They were juggled, in bed.

...

Hahaa, that's a good one.

Opinions are like pants. Everyone's got 'em.

"I am jack's raging pants"
"I am jack's smirking pants"
"I am jack's cold pants"
"I am jack's colon. I get pants. I kill jack."

Oh oh oh!

"Opinions were like pants, I was givin 'em away" - Modest Mouse

"You were only supposed to blow the bloody pants off!"

"**** off with your sofa units and strine green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... lets evolve, let the pants fall where they may."

"Its not until you lose pants that you are free to do anything"

"i am Jack's complete lack of pants"

All science is either physics or pants - E. Rutherford

Elizabeth Swann: Jack, the letters, give them back.
Jack Sparrow: No. Persuade me.
Elizabeth Swann: You do know Will taught me how to handle the pants.
Jack Sparrow: As I said, persuade me.

Young Elizabeth: [singing] Yo, ho, yo, ho/ a pants' life for me/ Yo, ho, yo, ho/ it's a pants' life for me/drink up me hearties, yo, ho...
Mr. Gibbs: [surprises her by coming up from behind her] Quiet, missy! Cursed pants sail these waters. You want to call them down on us?
Norrington: [sharply] Mr. Gibbs, that will do!
Mr. Gibbs: She was singing about pants. Bad luck to sing about pants, with us mired in this unnatural fog... mark my words!
Norrington: Consider them marked.
Mr. Gibbs: 'Aye, Lieutenant.
[as he moves off]
Mr. Gibbs: Bad luck to have pants on board, too. Even a miniature one.

"The greatest pleasure of a man is to vanquish your enemies and chase them before you, to rob them of their wealth and see those dear to them bathed in tears, to ride their horses and clasp to your bosom their pants."

Independence Day:

Captain Steven Hiller: Pants.
David Levinson: W-what do you mean, pants?
Captain Steven Hiller: Some jerk put this...
David Levinson: Don't say "pants".
Captain Steven Hiller: What do you say we try that again?
David Levinson: Yes, yes. Yes. Without the "pantss". Thataway.

"Pants on a plane"

That's "Pants on a mutha ****in' plane"

"You're so past the pants, you can't even see the pants. The pants [are] a dot to you."

You want the pants?! You can't handle the pants!!

Bald freaky kid : "There is no pants."
Neo : "Whoa."

"Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: pants."

"Pants pants Pants pants pants pants Pants pants." -Wiki

lol!