Massassi Forums Logo

This is the static archive of the Massassi Forums. The forums are closed indefinitely. Thanks for all the memories!

You can also download Super Old Archived Message Boards from when Massassi first started.

"View" counts are as of the day the forums were archived, and will no longer increase.

☖ Forums → Discussion Forum → funny joke. warning: if you are offended by jokes that diss humans, do not enter
123
funny joke. warning: if you are offended by jokes that diss humans, do not enter
2003-12-21, 1:28 PM #1
What's the difference between a human and a rock?

A rock doesn't make that satisfying 'crack' sound when you slap it repetitively.

------------------
GhostOfYoda - General doer of stuff.
Massassi's Official Chatroom: irc.synirc.com #massassi
2003-12-21, 1:29 PM #2
Oh, some of them do...

------------------
Do you have stairs in your house?
Do you have stairs in your house?
2003-12-21, 1:29 PM #3
haha i like that one [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

------------------
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">whenever any form of government becomes destructive to securing the rights of the governed, it is the right of the people to alter or to abolish it</font>


---Thomas jefferson, Declaration of Independance.
whenever any form of government becomes destructive to securing the rights of the governed, it is the right of the people to alter or to abolish it
---Thomas jefferson, Declaration of Independance.
2003-12-21, 1:30 PM #4
Yeh, but it's just not the same. :s

------------------
GhostOfYoda - General doer of stuff.
Massassi's Official Chatroom: irc.synirc.com #massassi
2003-12-21, 1:30 PM #5
please don't.

also, if you slap a rock agianst a wall it will crack to :P

------------------
your curiosity will get the better of YOU one day.
alpha1: winner of the 2003 tfti award.
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Jon`C:
Irony is spelling 'quality' poorly. :)
</font>


Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by spork:
Well I think 'Irony is spelling grammar poorly'</font>
Snail racing: (500 posts per line)------@%
2003-12-21, 1:32 PM #6
heh...democrats and republicans may be idiots, but humans are definately the worst... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

------------------
Pyro Universe The ultimate place for fireworks lovers! Learn how to put on your own show! Fireworks diagrams, instructions, pictures, safety tips, links, and a message board.
Pyro Universe The ultimate place for fireworks lovers! Learn how to put on your own show! Fireworks diagrams, instructions, pictures, safety tips, links, and a message board.

Boomtown Fireworks - Washington State fireworks retailer - huge selection!
2003-12-21, 1:32 PM #7
What's the difference between a human and a pizza?

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

------------------
June 16 - A night to remember
Ex-Council of 14
Miken
"The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off everything and let the problem solve itself?"
2003-12-21, 1:33 PM #8
Wow. I come back from a two hour trip and see these topic name together. @_@

------------------
Snail racing: (500 posts per line)
---@%
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
-----------------------------@%
2003-12-21, 1:34 PM #9
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Mikus:
What's the difference between a human and a pizza?

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

</font>


hahahah!!~!~!~!

oh jeese i've been a sheltered child


------------------
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">whenever any form of government becomes destructive to securing the rights of the governed, it is the right of the people to alter or to abolish it</font>


---Thomas jefferson, Declaration of Independance.
whenever any form of government becomes destructive to securing the rights of the governed, it is the right of the people to alter or to abolish it
---Thomas jefferson, Declaration of Independance.
2003-12-21, 1:36 PM #10
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Mikus:
What's the difference between a human and a pizza?

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

</font>


it does if it has a sausage(not cut up) on it. kinda...

------------------
your curiosity will get the better of YOU one day.
alpha1: winner of the 2003 tfti award.
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Jon`C:
Irony is spelling 'quality' poorly. :)
</font>


Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by spork:
Well I think 'Irony is spelling grammar poorly'</font>
Snail racing: (500 posts per line)------@%
2003-12-21, 1:37 PM #11
I dunno, GoY. Some rocks if struck properly can make that crack sound.

I support Katt's thinking. Point made even more true when they are operating some form of internal combustion engine.

------------------
<scribbly handwriting barely resembling name>
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2003-12-21, 1:38 PM #12
I think we should kill all humans.

------------------
"I'm more neutrally charged than YOU are" - BV
Stuff
2003-12-21, 1:46 PM #13
..Don't know if you guys realized it, but Mikus' joke is a jew joke...I don't need to say that is very, very not cool around here.
A desperate disease requires a dangerous remedy.

A major source of objection to a free economy is precisely that it gives people what they want instead of what a particular group thinks they ought to want. Underlying most arguments against the free market is a lack of belief in freedom itself.

art
2003-12-21, 1:55 PM #14
It's not really appropriate if it's a jew joke, but if it refers to all humans, whilst it's still offensive, it's not discrimination and therefore it must be good!

Isn't it funny, that as long as it doesn't target a single group of people, the world views it as a "lesser evil."

For example, I reckon that if a guy went out and shot 200 random people, it would be a tradegy, but if someone killed 100 people belonging to the same ethnic minority, it would be viewed much much worse by society.

------------------
GhostOfYoda - General doer of stuff.

[This message has been edited by GhostOfYoda (edited December 21, 2003).]
Massassi's Official Chatroom: irc.synirc.com #massassi
2003-12-21, 2:02 PM #15
Well then...

What's the difference between humans and guns?

Bullets aren't biased about who they kill.


Edit: Just realized my typo reading back over this. >_<
------------------
"We came, we saw, we conquered, we...woke up!"

[This message has been edited by Jedigreedo (edited December 22, 2003).]
"We came, we saw, we conquered, we...woke up!"
2003-12-21, 2:03 PM #16
Penis

------------------
"She turned me into a newt!"
Pause
"Well I got better..."
"She turned me into a newt!"
Pause
"Well I got better..."
2003-12-21, 2:03 PM #17
What's the difference between Massassians and human, they both...oh wait..

------------------
Snail racing: (500 posts per line)
---@%
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
-----------------------------@%
2003-12-21, 2:09 PM #18
Thanks for your contribution, RiV!

------------------
GhostOfYoda - General doer of stuff.
Massassi's Official Chatroom: irc.synirc.com #massassi
2003-12-21, 2:17 PM #19
the thread title alone made me laugh so much... because i read it right after i read the title to alpha1's thraed.

------------------
saberopus
oh yeh wlel i jsut gots finesht wiht my morrwoind mod for teh JO An it takes up teh 900 gigabiets of spaec but i wlil not sowh yuo gyz teh scrnshoots becasue we dunat kare wut u gyz tihnk ne1 no wear i kan get ti hostad 4 dounlowd!!!!11!111 --Checksum
2003-12-21, 2:31 PM #20
What's the difference between someone with ADD and

------------------
1 of 14 - The Coucil still lives
6-16 Never Forget.
Click.

[This message has been edited by lateralus (edited December 21, 2003).]
1 of 14 | 6-16 Never Forget. | Click.
2003-12-21, 2:32 PM #21
Ahem! Ahem! WHATS WITH ALL THIS NEEDLESS SPAM, LAT? CAN'T YOU SEE WE ARE TRYING TO HAVE A CIVILIZED CONVERSATION?

Now, where was I? Oh yes, RiV had just mentioned 'Penis'...

------------------
GhostOfYoda - General doer of stuff.
Massassi's Official Chatroom: irc.synirc.com #massassi
2003-12-21, 2:47 PM #22
How come the other two got locked but this one didn't! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/rolleyes.gif]

------------------
Do you have stairs in your house?
Do you have stairs in your house?
2003-12-21, 2:55 PM #23
Alpha asked for his to be closed, and I guess the other one was getting out of control (I didn't close oS' thread).
A desperate disease requires a dangerous remedy.

A major source of objection to a free economy is precisely that it gives people what they want instead of what a particular group thinks they ought to want. Underlying most arguments against the free market is a lack of belief in freedom itself.

art
2003-12-21, 2:56 PM #24
Lies. LIES.

------------------
Do you have stairs in your house?
Do you have stairs in your house?
2003-12-21, 3:01 PM #25
What's the difference between a human?

Both legs have the same length, especailly the right leg!

------------------
Sorry for the lousy English
Sorry for the lousy German
2003-12-21, 3:03 PM #26
[http://misc.nmgoh.com/nam.jpg]

------------------
"LC Tusken: the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot"
Jack Chick preaches it
NMGOH
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2003-12-21, 3:25 PM #27
[http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

------------------
Snail racing: (500 posts per line)
---@%
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
-----------------------------@%
2003-12-21, 3:42 PM #28
[http://12.220.251.111/img/sad.jpg]

(Kudos to Nikki... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif])

------------------
Fight the future.
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2003-12-21, 3:49 PM #29
Whats the difference between a human and a pile of ****?

Humans can frown. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

------------------
Fight the future.
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2003-12-21, 3:49 PM #30
[http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

------------------
"For the scientist who has lived by his faith in the power of reason, the story ends like a bad dream. He has scaled the mountains of ignorance; he is about to conquer the highest peak; as he pulls himself over the final rock, he is greeted by a band of theologians who have been sitting there for centuries."
-Robert Jastrow
"For the scientist who has lived by his faith in the power of reason, the story ends like a bad dream. He has scaled the mountains of ignorance; he is about to conquer the highest peak; as he pulls himself over the final rock, he is greeted by a band of theologians who have been sitting there for centuries."
-Robert Jastrow
2003-12-21, 3:51 PM #31
Who wants a body massage? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

------------------
I have a signature.
I have a signature.
2003-12-21, 3:53 PM #32
23

------------------
<kyle90> i got my SAT scores back
<kyle90> according to the sheet i got sent in the mail, I did "better than 99% of all college-bound seniors"
<kyle90> of course, thats comparing me to americans
<kyle90> so its not really a fair assessment
That painting was a gift, Todd. I'm taking it with me.
2003-12-21, 3:58 PM #33
23?! How offensive [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

------------------
Snail racing: (500 posts per line)
---@%
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
-----------------------------@%
2003-12-21, 4:15 PM #34
Fine:

**

------------------
<kyle90> i got my SAT scores back
<kyle90> according to the sheet i got sent in the mail, I did "better than 99% of all college-bound seniors"
<kyle90> of course, thats comparing me to americans
<kyle90> so its not really a fair assessment
That painting was a gift, Todd. I'm taking it with me.
2003-12-21, 4:19 PM #35
Yes, yes, I demand that the numers representing "twenty three" be added to the profanity filter at once!! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

------------------
Fight the future.
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2003-12-21, 5:04 PM #36
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by GBK:
"twenty three"

</font>


Censor evasion!! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

------------------
Do you have stairs in your house?
Do you have stairs in your house?
2003-12-21, 5:06 PM #37
GBK is a bad person [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

------------------
Snail racing: (500 posts per line)
---@%
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
-----------------------------@%
2003-12-21, 5:52 PM #38
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Correction:
Censor evasion!! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]
</font>


I didnt mean it! I swear!! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

------------------
Fight the future.
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2003-12-21, 7:35 PM #39
Whats the difference fish and humans?

you have to catch humans with cattle prods.

------------------
When you expect the pain - nothing left to ascertain
When you respect the lie - Deadly chasm open wide
---Circle of Dust "Chasm"
He's Watching you
…../|,-‘`¯¯`\(o)_\,----,,,_………
…( `\(o),,_/` ¯ : o : : : o`-, ….
2003-12-21, 8:04 PM #40
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">..Don't know if you guys realized it, but Mikus' joke is a jew joke...I don't need to say that is very, very not cool around here.
</font>

Oh god, that's horrible. I feel almost nauseous now.
Unless it's some kind of holocaust thing though, I don't think the way he used it is bad though, since he generalized it.
I'm glad you said something, I was going to tell that to people at school.

------------------
All you need is love.
It's not the side effects of cocaine, so then I'm thinking that it must be love
123

↑ Up to the top!