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funny joke. warning: if you are offended by jokes that diss humans, do not enter
2003-12-21, 8:31 PM #41
Come'on if we can pull out the jew jokes, pull out your best black joke!

Everything, even thought it is offensive towards a specific race or group is welcome at Massassi! Lets pull out your favourite homosexual joke too!

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2003-12-21, 11:24 PM #42
I'll just remind everyone that no Jew screamed when put in the oven. It wasn't a way to kill them alive, it was a way to dispose of the bodies.

And no, I'm not saying that this made the holocaust acceptable.

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2003-12-21, 11:35 PM #43
I thought Mikus was banned?

Ugh, I only wish so. That comment is absolutely horrible. This thread disgusts me and I hope it gets closed post haste.

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2003-12-21, 11:48 PM #44
I think Mikus was banned but that was before Brian cleared the ban lists.

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2003-12-22, 12:35 AM #45
I'm pretty sure he's now back on said list.

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2003-12-22, 1:10 AM #46
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Ubuu:
Come'on if we can pull out the jew jokes, pull out your best black joke!

Everything, even thought it is offensive towards a specific race or group is welcome at Massassi! Lets pull out your favourite homosexual joke too!

</font>


Sheesh! The point of this thread wasn't to insult any minoritys; it was to 'diss humanity' in general!



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2003-12-22, 4:41 AM #47
I know GoY, I was speaking too Mikus.

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2003-12-22, 5:18 AM #48
Oh bull****, how can you ban him for that? He didn't even make it racist until YOU did. There have been plenty of posts in the past talking about how terrible humanity is, and how stupid people should be shot/removed from gene pool. I have read much more offensive posts than one about "humans screaming in the oven". [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

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2003-12-22, 5:27 AM #49
Sure you have, but none was directed at a specific race or whatever..ya ya they are all cruel and bad, but he made a jew joke..comon now.

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2003-12-22, 6:02 AM #50
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Ubuu:
Sure you have, but none was directed at a specific race or whatever..ya ya they are all cruel and bad, but he made a jew joke..comon now.

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No he didn't... Connection Problem is right.

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2003-12-22, 6:24 AM #51
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Flirbnic:
No he didn't... Connection Problem is right.

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There are two other threads in which Mikus has openly mocked and insulted the jewish. If you want, you can look for them. I believe they are both still on the first page.

Mikus' sick joke is a very common one used against the jewish. More than likely, he deliberately used it and his other posts support that.



[This message has been edited by Morfildor (edited December 22, 2003).]
2003-12-22, 6:58 AM #52
I found one of them, and I see what you mean, now.

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2003-12-22, 7:07 AM #53
The Jesus H Christ thread is the closest I can think of.

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2003-12-22, 8:11 AM #54
Wow. Massassi has an anti-semite.

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2003-12-22, 8:47 AM #55
I say we burn the anti-semite...

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2003-12-22, 9:52 AM #56
...and the pizzas.

Come one! I don't want any flames here!

Get it? Flames? hehehhee. no.

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2003-12-22, 9:55 AM #57
Hmm..it seems it has turned from dissing the human race to dissing certain people. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

Oh well...

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2003-12-22, 11:37 AM #58
Hurrah. Random flaming for being an a***, or at least that's what I see it as.

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2003-12-22, 12:22 PM #59
a***?

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2003-12-22, 12:40 PM #60
plural for a**

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2003-12-22, 1:06 PM #61
Why can you not dislike Jews?
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2003-12-22, 4:28 PM #62
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Because it's racist?

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2003-12-22, 5:26 PM #63
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Why can you not dislike Jews?</font>

Do you mean disliking them in general, or disliking someone who happens to be Jewish?

If you mean the former, I'm kind of surprised at the question. The answer is because bigotry is bad, and everyone knows that anti-semitism is a form of bigotry.

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2003-12-22, 5:48 PM #64
you can dislike what a group does, but if you hate them as a group, that's different. That's a very broad statement, but you should get it.

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2003-12-22, 5:55 PM #65
Let me give you an example.

I don't like the French. I don't like the French as a whole. However, I do know that individual people are different and should not be disliked just because they are French.

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2003-12-23, 7:29 AM #66
Kieran: "I don't like blacks. I don't like black people as a whole. However, I do know that individual people are different and should not be disliked just because they are black."

Tell me you see the problem.
2003-12-23, 7:52 AM #67
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Ictus:
Kieran: "I don't like blacks. I don't like black people as a whole. However, I do know that individual people are different and should not be disliked just because they are black."

Tell me you see the problem.</font>


Ahaha sometimes in the south, that mentality is as good as it gets.

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2003-12-23, 7:54 AM #68
Actually, Ubuu, I live in Georgia and there is more prejudice against whites than blacks where I live. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/rolleyes.gif]

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2003-12-23, 8:01 AM #69
http://www.cnn.com/2003/EDUCATION/05/02/separate.proms.ap/

as much as I believe you, cause I know its true...suurreee

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2003-12-23, 8:04 AM #70
I said where I live... but hey, since you enjoy bringing 5-7 month old topics to help your debates, go for it. I'm not doing this again... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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2003-12-23, 12:10 PM #71
It happened..don't deny it. It would be different if I pulled something out from the 50s and 60s..but this happened in 2003

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2003-12-23, 12:20 PM #72
Oh, wow, look, people are telling racist/religous jokes. Call the papers! Someone, alert the media right now! I can't believe someone is makeing a joke about some other people's way of life. I'm sure glad nothing like this has ever happened before or never will in the future, because different people get along perfectly where I come from.

I think I'll keep getting upset over stale, overused jokes that only affect me if I let them affect me, because you know "sticks and stones can break my bones, but words can never hurt me." For shame to think that someone would say something vagly resembling a controversial issue!
For shame I say!
FOR SHAME
FOR SHAME
FOR SHAME!

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2003-12-23, 12:23 PM #73
Lat, I love you, but STFU, please. People have the right to be insenstive to whatever makes them feel that way...We are human arent we?

You can be a stud if you want, but if someone feels they need to insult my race, and especially attack me...yea I'll take it to heart.

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[This message has been edited by Ubuu (edited December 23, 2003).]
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2003-12-23, 12:35 PM #74
I know ubuu, I know, but sometimes I just get fed up with political correctness and that comes out in ranting sarcasm.

To lighten up this thread, I shall post some pictures:
[http://lat.shacknet.nu/~kevin/funnystuff/domestic_ethug.jpg]
[http://lat.shacknet.nu/~kevin/funnystuff/firehose.jpg]
[http://lat.shacknet.nu/~kevin/funnystuff/fordad.jpg]
[http://lat.shacknet.nu/~kevin/funnystuff/woman.jpg]


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2003-12-23, 12:42 PM #75
The last one is great [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2003-12-23, 11:43 PM #76
Wait, ubuu... so racism is bad, but sexism is ok?

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2003-12-24, 12:03 AM #77
Don't try sexism with me, I am my country's biggest fighter for equal rights! Here in Norway, all men have to go to the military, but NOT THE WOMEN!! This is sexual discrimination at its worst!! Men and women have to have exactly the same rights and obligations!! A few days ago, I even read in the newspaper that someone has opened a fitness studio for WOMEN ONLY!! Arrgh!! We are working with these problems, however. Anyone who wants to join the masculist party we have started at my school can send me an email.

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2003-12-24, 12:06 AM #78
Well that's the problem isn't it. After one group of people are hideously unrepresented for a while, when it comes time to try and "balance" the equation, they often go too far in the other direction.

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2003-12-24, 5:59 AM #79
. . . if they want to open a women's fitness studio, there's nothing wrong with that. A man and a woman's bodies are designed differently... they probably do workouts that focus on the female body, but not the male.

As for drafting, again the male and female bodies are designed differently. A male body makes a better soldier. If a female wants to join the military, she can.

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2003-12-25, 1:40 AM #80
Irony

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