Further JO'age, a wonderful moment in doom_detention (thanks to Wavebird's Stormtrooper Script at
http://db.gamefaqs.com/computer/doswin/file/jedi_outcast_stormtrooper.txt):
#3
Trooper A: "So you want to become a TIE Fighter pilot?"
Trooper B: "Yeah, this is just a pit stop on the way."
Trooper A: "Well, you better know your stuff. Who designs and builds them?"
Trooper B: "Siennar Fleet Systems, that's easy."
Trooper A: "How much cargo can they carry?"
Trooper B: "Not much."
Trooper A: "Well give me a number!"
Trooper B: "I don't know."
Trooper A: "You better! You put in your full attack gear and you're getting
shot down."
Trooper B: "That pack can't weigh more than 100 kilograms."
Trooper A: "Try 70. You don't want to put more than 65 in your TIE."
Trooper B: "Really?"
Trooper A: "Yeah, hotshot."
Trooper B: "You ever fired those dual-fire-linked laser cannons?"
Trooper A: "I've never flown one."
Trooper B: "Then what the Sithspit are you talking about?"
Trooper A: "You got to know these things if you're going to pilot it!"
Trooper B: "Well how do you know?"
Trooper A: "I remember everything."
Trooper B: "Ha, sure you do. What's my call number?"
Trooper A: "......."
A slightly more stripy
Gee_4ce, and more than just Something British...
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