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Insult a Massassian you like!
2006-11-02, 11:01 AM #1
That's right - rip a new one on a Massassian that you respect, like, and otherwise would never sensically insult. Think of it as a roast, except basis on reality is not required (or even suggested). I'll start with Brian.

Pffft, Brian's so lame. He thinks just because he started a website that formed a community that I've liked for over seven years and kept my soul in a little box of his that he's cool. Well I'll have you know mister that I don't care for your vast database of user-made tutorials for making games, or touching my soul's special spot. Your cake-baking and snowboarding ways have not impressed me in the least!

I got a few more that I could do, so hopefully this thread won't go awry...
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2006-11-02, 11:06 AM #2
Geb SUCKS. He turned an innocent hobby (writing) into A FREAKING MASSASSI FORUM (ISB).

2006-11-02, 11:06 AM #3
Hope dies the last. But yeah. You all suck (except imsosupershort).
幻術
2006-11-02, 11:07 AM #4
Ruthven spends too much time modding jk :v:.
"The only crime I'm guilty of is love [of china]"
- Ruthven
me clan me mod
2006-11-02, 11:07 AM #5
Mb smells like ham
"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor
2006-11-02, 11:11 AM #6
Jon'C is such a tard, how can he not see the truth of velocital physics. F=mv OBVIOUSLY
Stuff
2006-11-02, 11:14 AM #7
kyle90 doesn't measure up to kyle91!

2006-11-02, 11:17 AM #8
Mega Z's Patch Commander doesn;t work on my system., *******
2006-11-02, 11:17 AM #9
The_Mega_ZZTer? More like The_Medicore_ZZTer!
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2006-11-02, 11:22 AM #10
Kyle thinks microwaves can make a railgun, WTF is up with that?
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2006-11-02, 11:32 AM #11
JediKirby. ****ing little ******** of arro****inggant **** with the *** for a ***** of a *******.[
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-11-02, 12:01 PM #12
Vinny is pretty.
:master::master::master:
2006-11-02, 12:12 PM #13
Geboqh sucks more than a prostitute given a million dollars.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-11-02, 12:13 PM #14
happydud?
more like emodud!
gawd man
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2006-11-02, 12:16 PM #15
Jepman's a crap artist and isn't funny at all.

MZZT isn't just mediocre - he sucks at making easter eggs!

Also, I think stat fails to understand the point of this thread...
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2006-11-02, 12:17 PM #16
Originally posted by Gebohq:
Jepman's a crap artist and isn't funny at all.


Wait. I thought this thread wasn't supposed to be true! .(
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-11-02, 12:19 PM #17
Originally posted by Jepman:
Wait. I thought this thread wasn't supposed to be true! .(


-_-....
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2006-11-02, 12:27 PM #18
Happydud sucks. I mean look at that nose and that hair!
nope.
2006-11-02, 12:39 PM #19
Brian Lozier. Har har. More like Brian Loser!
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-11-02, 12:43 PM #20
Jepman est né au Québec donc il mange les bébés.

J'ai essayé.
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2006-11-02, 12:45 PM #21
Genki? More like GAYnki!! EMIRITE LADIES?
"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor
2006-11-02, 2:16 PM #22
fishstickz? More like fishsucks!

[ Either I'm too perfect to insult, or no one likes me :saddowns: ]
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2006-11-02, 2:17 PM #23
Jepman is probably the dumbest person I have ever met

Also he sucks at internets design
2006-11-02, 2:20 PM #24
i bet that ach guy is really a chick

damn italians
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2006-11-02, 2:21 PM #25
wolfy is a stupid head, with a stupid beard, and a STUPID FACE
My girlfriend paid a lot of money for that tv; I want to watch ALL OF IT. - JM
2006-11-02, 2:24 PM #26
Jarl spends too much time on things I never spend time reading.

And we all know that me reading it is what's important.
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2006-11-02, 2:30 PM #27
This is not JediKirby: http://tmbo.org/offensive/images/halloffame/Nothing%20short%20of%20impressive.gif

[Edit: If you can't see it, SHIFT+REFRESH on the url, or paste it manually into the address bar.]

IT WILL NEVER BE JEDIKIRBY.

2006-11-02, 2:51 PM #28
stat's balls haven't dropped yet.
2006-11-02, 3:05 PM #29
Hebedee is a dweebedee
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2006-11-02, 3:16 PM #30
Wolfy can't kick to save his life!

(1 more till 2!)
2006-11-02, 3:17 PM #31
Dj Yoshi is a bloody amazing bloke!

Oh hold on I think I've got this the wrong way round.
nope.
2006-11-02, 3:19 PM #32
Baco sucks at insults!

2006-11-02, 3:27 PM #33
haha, kirby's a midget
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2006-11-02, 3:31 PM #34
genk(i) thinks he's got a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid with those ugly *** glasses.

Also, The_Mega_ZZTer sucks at insulting midgets. (two for one! How do you like them apples!)
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2006-11-02, 3:32 PM #35
Nikumubeki is a luuseri!
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2006-11-02, 3:32 PM #36
[QUOTE=The Mega-ZZTer]This is not JediKirby: http://tmbo.org/offensive/images/halloffame/Nothing%20short%20of%20impressive.gif

[Edit: If you can't see it, SHIFT+REFRESH on the url, or paste it manually into the address bar.]

IT WILL NEVER BE JEDIKIRBY.[/QUOTE]

Still can't see it.
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2006-11-02, 3:33 PM #37
JediGandalf the White is so black when he goes to night school teachers mark him ABSENT!
2006-11-02, 3:41 PM #38
Cool Matty is a total misnomer.
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2006-11-02, 3:45 PM #39
I hope Ford crashes. :(
Cordially,
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2006-11-02, 3:45 PM #40
To all the female Massassians:

What? Just because you're female and posting on these forums, you think you're just that much more awesome than the rest of us? Well let me tell you something, ladies -- your extra X chromosone just makes you all the more lame. You'll never compare to the power of manliness and beef stew!
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