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Insult a Massassian you like!
2006-11-02, 3:46 PM #41
Dud is a dweeb an no one likes him!
Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.
2006-11-02, 3:47 PM #42
Originally posted by Gebohq:
To all the female Massassians:

What? Just because you're female and posting on these forums, you think you're just that much more awesome than the rest of us? Well let me tell you something, ladies -- your extra X chromosone just makes you all the more lame. You'll never compare to the power of manliness and beef stew!

You will not live to see the night.

Hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn.
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2006-11-02, 3:51 PM #43
geb is not very smart, and i have no respect for him as a writer, or a human being. he is unfunny, and no fun to play oldskool nintendo games with.
My girlfriend paid a lot of money for that tv; I want to watch ALL OF IT. - JM
2006-11-02, 3:58 PM #44
Vinny has no taste in men.
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2006-11-02, 4:07 PM #45
Boco's a bit of a northern prat. I mean, all he drinks is cancerjuice and blendered chips. That just screams suck.
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2006-11-02, 4:13 PM #46
Quote:
Your mothers should swallowed, and spared us all the trouble of your existence.

nice english, poohead
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2006-11-02, 4:17 PM #47
You dull, stupid, simpletons are terrible at insulting one another. Your mothers should have swallowed, and spared us all the trouble of your existence.

Ian Higgins sucks
2006-11-02, 4:28 PM #48
No one loves me. :(


You all suck.
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2006-11-02, 4:30 PM #49
You're an incompetant pig, Ford. You couldn't take a good photograph if your life depended on it. I hate your taste in webcomics and you're a boring and un-fun person to hang out with in person. Your writing has consisted of nothing but drivel and garbage. I hope you go to hell and die.

Grismath also sucks for stealing an insult I'd have liked to use. :mad:
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2006-11-02, 4:38 PM #50
Gebohq, your stories suck so bad they make my eyes bleed everytime I look at them.
Life is beautiful.
2006-11-02, 4:52 PM #51
dirty ******* finnboy. GO EAT A BURGER FGR
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2006-11-02, 5:00 PM #52
Psh, misnomer, I'm just the only one brave enough to proudly state how awesome I am, loser.
2006-11-02, 5:12 PM #53
Cool Matty? More like lame matty!

SiliconC? More like, Silly Con, see?

Where'd your sugar go, sugarless. That's what I want to know. WHO TOOK YOUR SUGAR?

I hope Baconfish goes and gets caught on a hook.

Tony? That's imaginative. :rolleyes:

And Rogue Leader, just who do you lead, anyway? I'd rather be court marshalled than fly on a death wish mission behind you.
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.
2006-11-02, 5:15 PM #54
Zloc is 13.

(There's more people here that I like and admire than there are insults :-/)
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2006-11-02, 5:21 PM #55
Steven Valadez? MORE LIKE STEVEN FAILEDEZ
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2006-11-02, 5:22 PM #56
All gbk does is whine!

"No one loves me WAAAHHH! My ex hates me WAAAHHH! I think I'll go make a level about it and cut myself :gbk: "



:psyduck:
"DON'T TASE ME BRO!" lol
2006-11-02, 5:23 PM #57
Kirby's short and uses big words because he thinks he's better than the rest of us. Stupid midgets.
I had a blog. It sucked.
2006-11-02, 5:44 PM #58
Thrawny is such an angel-headed hipster.
2006-11-02, 5:49 PM #59
saberopus is uhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmFAT

2006-11-02, 6:44 PM #60
quesadilla_red: you're an ugly loserface and your love of gaming, guy-stuff and cooking/baking disgusts me. also, you're turned on by the smell of dead animals.

sugarless: you're also an ugly loserface who has no redeeming qualities and your mom sucks to boot.

Kedri: What'd he ever do? I hope that jerk never comes back.
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2006-11-02, 6:44 PM #61
Mega-what? Mega STUPID
2006-11-02, 6:46 PM #62
Geb's FAT!!! Lord_Grismath, Geb's the one who took my sugar. Fattie.
Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.
2006-11-02, 6:51 PM #63
In addition to what Sugarless said, you're just too short. I mean what...6'6"? Psh...that's nothing. Be a more respectable height and, like, grow a few more inches.
"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."
2006-11-02, 7:05 PM #64
Everybody stfu and chill omg
2006-11-02, 7:09 PM #65
Anovis, you're a jerk and you can't do chemistry
Stuff
2006-11-02, 7:11 PM #66
Happydud Sux
My Parkour blog
My Twitter. Follow me!
2006-11-02, 7:14 PM #67
Happydud does suck :(

And kyle90 can't teach chemistry.
2006-11-02, 7:16 PM #68
TheLastTrueEvil has horrible taste in books and would rather eat a baby than save his own grandmother from the ravenous bug-bladder beast of traal.
My girlfriend paid a lot of money for that tv; I want to watch ALL OF IT. - JM
2006-11-02, 7:23 PM #69
Heh..I thought about insulting maevie, but I don't have the heart for it.. :P
woot!
2006-11-02, 7:26 PM #70
Geb is gay lawl.
Think while it's still legal.
2006-11-02, 7:41 PM #71
Originally posted by Gebohq:
Kedri: What'd he ever do? I hope that jerk never comes back.


TOO FAR, MAN. TOO FAR.
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2006-11-02, 7:46 PM #72
Grismath doesn't know how to spin!

And hasn't added me on AIM yet :(
2006-11-02, 7:51 PM #73
Jedikirby is a burden to society, and should be euthanized before he drains anymore from his family, who've suffered enough.
My girlfriend paid a lot of money for that tv; I want to watch ALL OF IT. - JM
2006-11-02, 8:02 PM #74
FIX OR REPAIR DAILY.

FAST ONLY ROLLING DOWNHILL.

FOUND ON ROAD DEAD.

FAILURE OF RESEARCH & DEVELOPMENT.

srsly
2006-11-02, 8:04 PM #75
Anime Is Not Cool!

Japop Sucks!

Other Hurtful Things About Japanese Culture That Will Piss Off Coolmatty!
My girlfriend paid a lot of money for that tv; I want to watch ALL OF IT. - JM
2006-11-02, 8:06 PM #76
Originally posted by Ford:
Anime Is Not Cool!

Japop Sucks!

Other Hurtful Things About Japanese Culture That Will Piss Off Coolmatty!


NONSENSICLE STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON!
2006-11-02, 8:08 PM #77
OBVIOUS AND LESS FUNNY RIP OF BASH.ORG
Think while it's still legal.
2006-11-02, 8:16 PM #78
[QUOTE=Victor Van Dort]OBVIOUS AND LESS FUNNY RIP OF BASH.ORG[/QUOTE]

CANT PICK A GOOD NICKNAME TO SAVE HIS LIFE.
2006-11-02, 8:30 PM #79
Gebock?

MORE LIEK GEB**** THE DRAGQUEEN
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2006-11-02, 8:36 PM #80
PENIS
Think while it's still legal.
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