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Pirates Vs. Ninjas
2006-11-11, 2:14 AM #1
Go.




Ninjas
Ban Jin!
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2006-11-11, 2:17 AM #2
:ninja:
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2006-11-11, 2:17 AM #3
From people who invade ships, rape and murder people to sneaky assassins who decapitate heads and stuff...

Pirates, because ninja's represent more STEALTH and hardcore action wins stealth.

So no vote from me.
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2006-11-11, 2:17 AM #4
Originally posted by Impi:
:ninja:

Truth.
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2006-11-11, 2:21 AM #5
Obviously pirates. Do ninjas still exist? No? Thats because pirates killed them all and stole all there leet stuff.

o.0
2006-11-11, 2:22 AM #6
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gyaaaar. Where be me eye patch?
2006-11-11, 2:25 AM #7
Ninjas, because Spongebob ruined pirates.
2006-11-11, 3:40 AM #8
In the past I would've said evenly matched. But now that pirates are dying out due to global warming, the ninjas have the upper hand .(
2006-11-11, 3:44 AM #9
Screw both, where the "Viking" option?
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2006-11-11, 3:54 AM #10
This is a great case study exploring the issue. :)
2006-11-11, 4:05 AM #11
Have we not had this pole already?

Oh, and pirates.
2006-11-11, 6:47 AM #12
:ninja:
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2006-11-11, 6:56 AM #13
:psyduck: defeats them both.

Either way, it's looting raping bastards versus sneaky killing bastards. o: I'll be on the fence, tilting towards ninja.
Seishun da!
2006-11-11, 7:01 AM #14
Haha, now that's a cool study.
Ninjas would kick pirates butts all over the place.
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2006-11-11, 7:23 AM #15
Ninjas.
D E A T H
2006-11-11, 8:43 AM #16
Originally posted by MentatMM:
Have we not had this pole already?

Oh, and pirates.


No, but we have had this poll before.
2006-11-11, 8:54 AM #17
This is a stupid question. Pirates. Duh.

Ninja: lol, stealth! I'll kill you and you won't even know.
Pirate: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRofl, loudness! I'll murder you and your entire family in broad daylight and then I'll steal your neighbors hot daughter for the crew!
Think while it's still legal.
2006-11-11, 9:03 AM #18
Ninjas might be cooler in a sneaky sort of way but when was the last International Talk Like a Ninja Day?

NEVER I SAY.

Hence Pirates win.
2006-11-11, 10:00 AM #19
[QUOTE=Victor Van Dort]This is a stupid question. Ninjas. Duh.

Ninja: lol, stealth! I'll kill you and you won't even know.
Pirate: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRofl, loudness! I'll murder you and your entire family in broad daylight and then I'll steal your neighbors hot daughter for the crew![/QUOTE]Fixed
Ban Jin!
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2006-11-11, 10:06 AM #20
Everyone knows that lady pirates show more skin than lady ninjas
http://images.channeladvisor.com/Sell/SSProfiles/20055737/Images/8947.jpg
Thus, pirates
This is retarded, and I mean drooling at the mouth
2006-11-11, 10:19 AM #21
Originally posted by F-Body:
Everyone knows that lady pirates show more skin than lady ninjas
http://images.channeladvisor.com/Sell/SSProfiles/20055737/Images/8947.jpg
Thus, pirates


?
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2006-11-11, 10:24 AM #22
Originally posted by Masq:
This is a great case study exploring the issue. :)


<3
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2006-11-11, 10:27 AM #23
[http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l157/fubura/15.jpg]

NINJAS for the win.

[http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l157/fubura/08.png]

NINJAS again for the win.
Back again
2006-11-11, 10:28 AM #24
I'm all for ninjas, but you didn't just post Naruto manga as evidence that ninjas rock. Cause... you know... they are not even remotely ninja. At all. Period.
2006-11-11, 10:34 AM #25
I'm really a fan of south pacific fisherman myself. so Screw pirates and ninjas.
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2006-11-11, 10:50 AM #26
Naruto != Ninja















Ninja == Win
Ban Jin!
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2006-11-11, 11:03 AM #27
Originally posted by Martyn:
Ninjas might be cooler in a sneaky sort of way but when was the last International Talk Like a Ninja Day?

NEVER I SAY.

Hence Pirates win.


Since we dont notice and or recognize Talk like a Ninja Day. That its always happening? Ninjas are all shi-shi-shaa, undercover. So for all you know, any day is talk like a ninja day, heck. Even the ones you love could be impostor ninjas, just waiting to strike on talk like a ninja day.

:P
2006-11-11, 11:27 AM #28
Pirates can survive and thrive in all seven seas, and can inhabit virtually any land mass adjacent to such a sea. The Ninja’s only natural habitat is Japan, an island nation completely surrounded by water and thus vulnerable to Pirate attack. If evolution has shown us anything, it’s that organisms that can thrive in a wider range of habitats will always outlive organisms that can only thrive in a specialized niche.

Pirates win QED.
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2006-11-11, 11:34 AM #29
[QUOTE=West Wind]Pirates can survive and thrive in all seven seas, and can inhabit virtually any land mass adjacent to such a sea. The Ninja’s only natural habitat is Japan, an island nation completely surrounded by water and thus vulnerable to Pirate attack. If evolution has shown us anything, it’s that organisms that can thrive in a wider range of habitats will always outlive organisms that can only thrive in a specialized niche.

Pirates win QED.[/QUOTE]

And yet, despite such an advantage towards Pirates, the Ninjas still live on just fine.
2006-11-11, 11:41 AM #30
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2006-11-11, 12:15 PM #31
Pirates.
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2006-11-11, 1:11 PM #32
Tofu, that made me laugh.

From what I know about ninjas they are the most evil of all evil people. Real dark murderer types that know a million different ways to murder a man.

Pirates are fun loving drunk people with peg legs, patch eyes, and better goals.

Swashbuckling, growing scruffy beards, and looking for treasure is just awesome.

Pirates win. It's like... not even a close competition at all. They just win.
2006-11-11, 1:36 PM #33
Lets have a contest. Ryu Hayabusa vrs Captain Jack Sparrow.

Ryu attacks first, because Ninja's are sneaky. He scales the exterior of Jack's ship and bursts through the big window in the back. Wham! He decapitates Jack with a flying swallow, then escapes into the night. Ryu wins!
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2006-11-11, 1:38 PM #34
Something tells me the pirates would notice a ninja swimming in the middle of the ocean and shoot him with a cannon.
nope.
2006-11-11, 1:46 PM #35
Ninjas can access the dark astral plane, drawing upon the powers of long deceased ninjas. They can walk on wind.

Pirates can drink.
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2006-11-11, 2:12 PM #36
On the other hand, pirates get more women.
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2006-11-11, 2:14 PM #37
Ninjas get more DEAD women.
2006-11-11, 2:15 PM #38
Yeah, pirates do get more women.... ninjas kill them all.
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2006-11-11, 2:31 PM #39
How bout neither, Vikings kill them all.

[http://www.boomspeed.com/kop_snake/vikingemo.jpg]
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2006-11-11, 2:51 PM #40
I've always been a proponent of Ninja/Pirate integration. On the one hand, any Ninja could go undercover as a pirate and slaughter any given pirate, and any pirate crew could lay siege to a ninja fortress and slaughter all inside. So why bother figthing? It's mutually assured destruction!
Can't we all just get along?
Can't there be a Captain Shiru of the SS Shuriken? Noble ninja Will of the clan Blackgut?

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