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Your state tops the list for.....
2006-11-16, 12:48 PM #1
What does your state do well? The stranger the better.

FBI just released a report about web search topics from the states. Evidently Utahns, more than anyone else in the other states, searched for "Jesus", "family values", "home recipes", "hot chocolate"............"nudity", "naked girls", "pornography", "strip tease". We're also number 2 for searches of "hot sex". We're 5th in the nation for "incest" and "child pornography". And Utah isn't exactly a high population state.

Whoo! Go Utah! Eat that California!
Democracy: rule by the stupid
2006-11-16, 12:56 PM #2
link?
$do || ! $do ; try
try: command not found
Ye Olde Galactic Empire Mission Editor (X-wing, TIE, XvT/BoP, XWA)
2006-11-16, 1:00 PM #3
My city is like Canadas LA...

God its pitiful.
2006-11-16, 1:35 PM #4
http://www.deseretnews.com/dn/view/0,1249,650207549,00.html

Here's an article. I heard the story on the radio, so I made an error on a few of the items.
Democracy: rule by the stupid
2006-11-16, 1:55 PM #5
Unlike people in Utah, we of the great state of California don;t have to use the internet to find hot sex. :P
Pissed Off?
2006-11-16, 2:08 PM #6
[quote=The Article]Ross said parents should know such computer lingo as "ASL?" a common opening question pedophiles ask online.[/quote]
By that rationale, wouldn't like 90% of online chatters be pedophiles?
2006-11-16, 2:21 PM #7
i havent used asl since like...1998.

i thought it was a fad that died out.

*sigh*
My girlfriend paid a lot of money for that tv; I want to watch ALL OF IT. - JM
2006-11-16, 2:23 PM #8
Originally posted by Avenger:
Unlike people in Utah, we of the great state of California don;t have to use the internet to find hot sex. :P


Yep. Mail Order Sex FTW!
nope.
2006-11-16, 2:25 PM #9
The only time I'm really exposed to online chatter much these days (forums don't count) is when I play iSketch, and the kids ask that ASL question all. the. time.
2006-11-16, 2:58 PM #10
Most dangerous city to live in!

Goooooooooooooo St. Louis!
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2006-11-16, 3:01 PM #11
Originally posted by Wolfy:
Most dangerous city to live in!

Goooooooooooooo St. Louis!


.

(I thought you were in Columbia/Mizzou?)

Wolfy's got my state covered, but as for my city, it's 90% white republican Christians.
2006-11-16, 3:02 PM #12
I live in the St. Charles area, which is pretty much part of the St. Louis metropolitan area.

I go to college in Columbia.
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2006-11-16, 3:14 PM #13
Kansas is insanely high up there on methamphetamine production and sales, and ecstacy sales.

Something to be proud of :v:
D E A T H
2006-11-16, 4:17 PM #14
Nottingham has a reputation for being the gun crime capital of the UK and having some of the worst crime rates in general.
http://www.upmystreet.com/local/police-crime/figures/l/Nottingham.html
2006-11-16, 4:23 PM #15
[QUOTE=Dj Yoshi]Kansas is insanely high up there on methamphetamine production and sales, and ecstacy sales.

Something to be proud of :v:[/QUOTE]

Same here >.<
2006-11-16, 4:27 PM #16
Apples!!!

(And rain)

(And software)

(And airplanes)

Can you guess my state???
"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!" Anyone who recognizes this quote is awsome.
2006-11-16, 4:35 PM #17
Washing...tan.
2006-11-16, 4:42 PM #18
Detroit, Michigan.

...let's not go there.
2006-11-16, 4:42 PM #19
We have the longest average life span in the United States. [Minnesota]
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2006-11-16, 4:56 PM #20
Originally posted by Anovis:
Washing...tan.

I don't get the tan thing... but Anovis gets a cookie anyway.
"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!" Anyone who recognizes this quote is awsome.
2006-11-16, 5:24 PM #21
I'm from there, too. Auburn, Washington, the Boeing and Cattle capital of the West Valley.

-Washington's also known for Coffee and Musicians. My town is the hometown of Sir Mix-A-Lot, which is convenient because he and I have the same taste in women.
2006-11-16, 6:08 PM #22
Washington pwns, so many boats.

o.0
2006-11-16, 6:24 PM #23
Florida: more latin immigrants than any other state, most hurricanes in three months, and worst insect problem.
"You cannot turn me off!"

-Ryham
2006-11-16, 7:43 PM #24
PA: crappy roads.

We simply are tougher than people of other states when it comes to driving. We don't need "hold your hand" highways.
2006-11-16, 8:16 PM #25
Highest unemployment rate in the country, no sales tax, and a lake in a crater shaped hole.

What state is it?
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2006-11-16, 8:34 PM #26
2nd least overall tax burden in the country. Not 1st, though..so I guess it doesn't count. :(
woot!
2006-11-16, 9:04 PM #27
vvv-voter turnout?
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2006-11-16, 9:12 PM #28
The Ontario Government is the world's largest single purchaser of alcohol.
Stuff
2006-11-16, 9:27 PM #29
My country is NUMBER ONE in the NATION for senior citizens.
Also... We were the first stop for hurricane Charley. :rolleyes:
2006-11-16, 9:34 PM #30
Originally posted by Nicholas:
My country is NUMBER ONE in the NATION for senior citizens.


Ermm... your country is number one in the nation?
.
2006-11-16, 9:44 PM #31
[QUOTE=Dj Yoshi]Kansas is insanely high up there on methamphetamine production and sales, and ecstacy sales.

Something to be proud of :v:[/QUOTE]
Is it really? I should pay more attention to local news. :saddowns:
2006-11-16, 10:05 PM #32
Hooray for Wisconosin. On average, we are much fatter than you. Suckers. It is because none of you (discounting a few clever Minnesotans) have been able to replicate our advanced cheese deep-frying technology.

Wisconsin is also known for its people who eat other people and get caught doing it. And no, we're not proud. If only we had been able to get more deep fried cheese to those troubled individuals, such tragedies could have been averted.
2006-11-16, 10:11 PM #33
Yeah, pretty much the whole meth thing. I can't really think of anything else Kansas is good at.
2006-11-16, 10:45 PM #34
Nuclear Power, Television, Craters of the Moon.

And goddamned potatos.
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-11-16, 10:47 PM #35
Also deepest canyon in North America and most wilderness in the lower 48.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2006-11-16, 10:48 PM #36
Originally posted by Freelancer:
Also deepest canyon in North America and most wilderness in the lower 48.

Most wilderness?

"Haha, we have more nothing than any one else!"
2006-11-16, 10:55 PM #37
"Haha, we have more trees than people, and there are places to camp without having to drive to the northern board of our state!"
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-11-16, 11:50 PM #38
I'm not just talking about "nothing," I'm talking about protected wilderness areas. I'm pretty sure Wyoming gets the most nothing award.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2006-11-17, 1:50 AM #39
Illinois tops the list for suck.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2006-11-17, 2:31 AM #40
Originally posted by Sparrowhawk:
Hooray for Wisconosin. On average, we are much fatter than you. Suckers. It is because none of you (discounting a few clever Minnesotans) have been able to replicate our advanced cheese deep-frying technology.

Wisconsin is also known for its people who eat other people and get caught doing it. And no, we're not proud. If only we had been able to get more deep fried cheese to those troubled individuals, such tragedies could have been averted.


The state is also known for its fat, retared Packer fans walking about with their Brett Favre love dolls, getting the occasional drink from the bubbler and mutter the word "Sheboygan" just for fun.
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
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