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Do you carry a weapon?
2003-12-23, 10:56 AM #81
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Correction:
Real except for the inside of the barrel being about a third the normal size... but I guess when somebody's pointing a gun at you that's about the last thing you're worried about [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2/3. It's 6mm vs 9mm.

Also..without a camera flash.. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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2003-12-23, 11:05 AM #82
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by GBK:
I have a new-found respect for Brian. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/eek.gif]

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agreed

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2003-12-23, 12:22 PM #83
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by GBK:
Indeed.

Has anyone ever met Page in real life?

>not likely, but if you did, you would see that everything I say that I am is true.


I get the sneaking suspicion that he is actully a 20-something year-old

>yeah, I'm 20.


virgin

>Let me put it like this... If I'm a virgin, then the pope is really a muslim... In other words, it is all but impossible...


sitting in his parent's basement browsing pr0n with a half-empty tub of vaseline in hand,

>nope....I prefer the real thing


covered in freckles,


>I don't have freckles, I just tan.

still wearing braces,


>Got 'em off 4 years ago...


watching episode after episode of "Friends",

>never seen it.


wishing and hoping that tommorow will bring him something more than just a violent slap

>During sex, those are fun... You gotta try it sometime [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]


on the face form the girl he just made a suggestive comment to...


>Those hands of hers would be busy doing something other than slapping me, I assure you... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]


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I am a well-rounded individual. I believe in developing all aspects of my life.

Just because I post on a message board doesn't mean that I don't have a life.

(GBK can speak for himself... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif] )


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[This message has been edited by Pagewizard_YKS (edited December 23, 2003).]
2003-12-23, 12:24 PM #84
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by CadetLee:
2/3. It's 6mm vs 9mm.

Also..without a camera flash.. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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Whatever. You never know, that one freak accident time someone actually notices could be the time it really counts! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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Do you have stairs in your house?
Do you have stairs in your house?
2003-12-23, 12:28 PM #85
D. Eagle

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2003-12-23, 12:40 PM #86
Does it say "Desert Eagle Point-five-oh" on the side?

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2003-12-23, 12:42 PM #87
Does it weigh about 47lbs? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

I could never figure out why the heck you'd ever need a DE... if you want a handgun, use a handgun. If you want a freaking assault rifle, use the assault rifle! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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Do you have stairs in your house?
Do you have stairs in your house?
2003-12-23, 12:43 PM #88
Let me check.
It says... "Replica", must be a misprint.

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2003-12-23, 12:43 PM #89
Page, please keep your innuendo to yourself [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2003-12-23, 12:47 PM #90
Oh well, at least if you ever get pulled over it will fool the police I guess [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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Do you have stairs in your house?
Do you have stairs in your house?
2003-12-23, 1:03 PM #91
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Pagewizard_YKS:
(GBK can speak for himself... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif] )
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You realize dont you, I was just waiting for you to dismantle that post, right? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/rolleyes.gif]

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2003-12-23, 1:07 PM #92
No, see, Page is obviously a badass because he himself says so! Geez, is it that hard to understand?

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2003-12-23, 1:12 PM #93
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Roach:
...Geez, is it that hard to understand?</font>


No, of course not! We should all take him for his word! Theres no way he could be making all this **** up!! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/rolleyes.gif]

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2003-12-23, 2:21 PM #94
Believe whatever you want, it makes no difference to me.

All I said is that I know how to fight. Would it make you feel better if I said that I have a pet xenomorph on a leash that I sic on people? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/rolleyes.gif]

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[This message has been edited by Pagewizard_YKS (edited December 23, 2003).]

[This message has been edited by Pagewizard_YKS (edited December 23, 2003).]
2003-12-23, 2:42 PM #95
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Pagewizard_YKS:
Believe whatever you want, it makes no difference to me.
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Fair enough.

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">All I said is that I know how to fight. Would it make you feel better if I said that I have a pet xenomorph on a leash that I sic on people? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/rolleyes.gif]</font>


Ahah! The truth comes out!! His real secret to getting women is his pet. I need to get me one of these xenomorphs!!! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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2003-12-23, 2:50 PM #96
You didn't say you knew how to fight, that would be far too humble for you. Instead you went on some macho he-man spree about being a weapon trained on the rough streets of [insert upper-middle class, safe suburbs here].

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2003-12-23, 3:04 PM #97
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Roach:
You didn't say you knew how to fight, that would be far too humble for you. Instead you went on some macho he-man spree about being a weapon trained on the rough streets of [insert upper-middle class, safe suburbs here].

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I used to live in a s***ty part of long beach when I was a kid, back before my parents got better jobs so we could move to the good part of town.

in the ghetto, you had to know how to defend yourself

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[This message has been edited by Pagewizard_YKS (edited December 23, 2003).]
2003-12-23, 3:27 PM #98
Yes, because heaven forbid the neighbor's poodle might nip at your heels.

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2003-12-23, 3:28 PM #99
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Pagewizard_YKS:
in the ghetto, you had to know how to defend yourself

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Yeah, but to be fair, urinating yourself so thoroughly that nobody is willing to touch you isn't the traditional form of self defense..
2003-12-23, 3:32 PM #100
In the Ghetto, nobody can hear you scream...

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2003-12-23, 3:34 PM #101
Pfft, feces is far more effective than urine......I hear.
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2003-12-23, 6:03 PM #102
I carry a pocket knife. Other then that, I have no use for anythng else.

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2003-12-24, 10:10 AM #103
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Slug:

Yeah, but to be fair, urinating yourself so thoroughly that nobody is willing to touch you isn't the traditional form of self defense..</font>


Yeah, that's why I learned to fight with my fists.

Roach: Yeah, the damn poodles were everywhere... One of them savagely mauled a mailman-- they could only find his mail bag after the dog was done with him. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2003-12-24, 11:23 AM #104
I could respond most immaturely, but I will not, for that is the job of one of the younger members! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

In all honesty the UK is super-touchy weapons wise. When I go out to London to see my girl (2 hour trip there, 2 hour back) I leave at 6 am (so still dark in Winter) and go through my empty and dark town park. Coming home as well is all in the dark, leaving her house at 8, but getting a lift from the station in my hometown.

But if I could I would carry a weapon to be safe - there was a fight on the train coming from my girlfriend's hometown the other night! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/redface.gif]

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2003-12-24, 1:10 PM #105
When I get attacked (which happens, on average, six or fifteen times a week) I turn super sayan 60 million and smite my foes with the raw power of my grandiose fists. Then I emit a high pitched scream which renders my enemies powerless then use my batarang from my utility belt to safely rappel to the sanctuary of the rooftops just under the gotham night sky.

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2003-12-24, 1:16 PM #106
Pagewizard, what in the Goddamned hell do you expect when you get on the internet and say "I'm a badass?"

It's cliche. Everyone says it. Everyone has said it. Whether you are in real life or not is irrelevant - it's untestable.

The real issue is because you steered the conversation to the topic of you being/not being a badass, and it made you look REALLY STUPID.

While you may be stating fact, the rest of the place doesn't know that, so it just sounds like this:

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Pagewizard:
Hi, I'm Pagewizard, the super secret wonder spy! I usually spend my days bench pressing cars while beating up terrorists and stealing women from James Bond, but on the occasion I'll show my latent abilities to fly and shoot laser beams out of my nipples.

Like, the other day, I made the Pope resurrect Bruce Lee for me so I could kill him with one hand, then I b***h slapped the pope, and kicked his dog, and my dad can beat up your dad...</font>


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2003-12-24, 1:19 PM #107
Check out my Sig [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif] [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif] [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif] [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2003-12-24, 1:26 PM #108
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Checksum:
The real issue is because you steered the conversation to the topic of you being/not being a badass, and it made you look REALLY STUPID. </font>


Hay bring it on. I can beat him one handed and don't forget if he gives me too much lip I have a can of ANTI-PAGEWIZARD-SPRAY in my utility belt (lysol).

Also I kick cats.

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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk I have a workstation...
2003-12-25, 4:35 PM #109
Now I carry this around....except in public.

[http://mediaservice.photoisland.com/auction/Dec/200312258607574012972809.jpg]

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2003-12-25, 4:45 PM #110
Checksum, dude, that was . . . beautiful... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2003-12-25, 4:59 PM #111
Thanks man. This conversation has gotten really out of hand, hasn't it?

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2003-12-25, 5:15 PM #112
Yes, yes it has. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/redface.gif]

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2003-12-25, 5:35 PM #113
Checksum r win.
2003-12-25, 5:39 PM #114
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Farix:
When I get attacked (which happens, on average, six or fifteen times a week) I turn super sayan 60 million and smite my foes with the raw power of my grandiose fists. Then I emit a high pitched scream which renders my enemies powerless then use my batarang from my utility belt to safely rappel to the sanctuary of the rooftops just under the gotham night sky.

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Farix, my dear. How long has it been since I last pledged my eternal and undying love to you?

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