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Spiderman=Jesus?
2007-01-03, 8:36 AM #1
Discuss...
>>untie shoes
2007-01-03, 8:39 AM #2
I've noticed that too..
It's scary how closely some comic characters get to full-blown blasphemy.
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2007-01-03, 8:40 AM #3
:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:
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2007-01-03, 8:42 AM #4
How did imsoshort get Bill's account information?
Think while it's still legal.
2007-01-03, 8:43 AM #5
Haha. Sajn thinks he's funny.
>>untie shoes
2007-01-03, 8:45 AM #6
Did you know Peter Parker's mother was named Mary? It's quite interesting.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2007-01-03, 8:47 AM #7
He also hooks up with a slutty woman named "mary-jane."

Mary Magdaline anyene?
>>untie shoes
2007-01-03, 8:51 AM #8
I have photographic EVIDENCE
Attachment: 14912/spiderman0on.jpg (5,734 bytes)
2007-01-03, 8:52 AM #9
Incredible.
>>untie shoes
2007-01-03, 8:55 AM #10
So what about Spiderman 3?

I don't recal a rouge Jesus.
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2007-01-03, 8:56 AM #11
Originally posted by UltimatePotato:
So what about Spiderman 3?

I don't recal a rouge Jesus.

I don't recall a french red jesus either.
>>untie shoes
2007-01-03, 8:57 AM #12
There are many more biblical parallels in Superman's story than Spider-Man's.
2007-01-03, 9:00 AM #13
Well, yes. But everyone already knows that Superman is a Jesus rip-off.
Spiderman isn't discussed anywhere near as much.
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2007-01-03, 9:01 AM #14
umm...thats the point...Superman is a Jesus RIPOFF.

Spider-Man IS Jesus
2007-01-03, 9:03 AM #15
Actually, Superman was John the Baptist and paved way for Jesus.

And of course you all remember that Spiderman = Jesus.
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2007-01-03, 9:12 AM #16
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2007-01-03, 10:12 AM #17
I entered this thread and thought "Alright, I stayed away, but I'll play your game."

I thought there'd be actual proof. :(
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2007-01-03, 10:51 AM #18
Spiderman is too whiney to be Jesus.

He'd just WHINE WHINE WHINE while he was up on that cross. You didn't see Jesus whine. He took that **** like a man.
2007-01-03, 11:11 AM #19
Maybe the movie spiderman, Rob. Cartoon/Comic spiderman isn't whiney at all. He's wity and sarcastic.
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2007-01-03, 11:41 AM #20
[QUOTE=Duo Maxwell]I have photographic EVIDENCE[/QUOTE]

Given that Peter Parker is the only one who gets photos this good of Spider-Man, I propose Duo is Spider-Man.
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2007-01-03, 11:41 AM #21
Duo can't be spiderman.

He's too lame.
2007-01-03, 12:11 PM #22
Originally posted by Rob:
Duo can't be spiderman.

He's too lame.



QED
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2007-01-03, 12:12 PM #23
Duo Is Jesus.
2007-01-03, 12:12 PM #24
Duo can't be Jesus, he (Duo) has a corpse fetish.
2007-01-03, 12:21 PM #25
Jesus has one too. Why do you think he arose from the Dead?
2007-01-03, 12:27 PM #26
Originally posted by Anovis:
Jesus has one too. Why do you think he arose from the Dead?


What, to touch himself?
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2007-01-03, 12:30 PM #27
Well then, how do you explain THIS?
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2007-01-03, 12:31 PM #28
That's horrible. I'm guessing you need to stop using Paint.
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2007-01-03, 12:32 PM #29
Can't argue with that :(

Quote:
(2:30:15 PM) Anovis: http://forums.massassi.net/vb3/showthread.php?p=775561&posted=1#post775561
(2:30:19 PM) Anovis: what a horrible photoshop
(2:30:24 PM) Anovis: Oh well
(2:31:00 PM) Kroko: I chuckled anovis
2007-01-03, 4:46 PM #30
Spiderman may be Jesus, but spe is awesome.

You know who else is awesome? Steven.
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2007-01-03, 5:08 PM #31
Amen.
2007-01-03, 5:46 PM #32
Originally posted by Tiberium_Empire:
Amen.

No.
>>untie shoes
2007-01-03, 6:26 PM #33
Clearly Wolverine is Jesus.
Think about it: Catholics are encouraged to eat the body of christ and drink the blood of christ. Now, if you're stranded on a deserted island with Spiderman and you eat him, well then what are you going to do now?
On the other hand, Wolverine has regeneration. Chop some flesh off, it grows right back. Drink some blood, he's fine a few minutes later.

-tl;dr: lol jesus.
2007-01-03, 7:03 PM #34
Originally posted by 7:
:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

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2007-01-03, 8:32 PM #35
I noticed the attempt at a parallel, but really Lex Was right, Superman is way more like a Greek god than anything.
2007-01-03, 8:53 PM #36
Originally posted by JediKirby:
Maybe the movie spiderman, Rob. Cartoon/Comic spiderman isn't whiney at all. He's wity and sarcastic.

The movie spiderman doesn't whine either! He never goes and complains to anyone. We just get to hear his inner thoughts, and obviously he's a bit worn down cause his life is so hard.
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2007-01-03, 9:13 PM #37
Thats the thing though.

You get life, or superhero.

PICK ONE, DON'T COMPLAIN YOU CAN'T HAVE BOTH.
2007-01-03, 9:29 PM #38
Rob, I think you miss the point. It's called a conflict. They're these tiny little plot elements that make movies and books good.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2007-01-03, 9:41 PM #39
WAHHHH HAVING A GIRL FRIEND AND BEING SPIDERMAN IS TOUGH...


I find that unappealing and boring.
2007-01-03, 10:59 PM #40
I find your mother unappealing and boring.

Unfortunately, sometimes she's all that's available.
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