Jay
Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?
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Not me. It doesn't take too much brains to figure out that a slipknot and a noose tied around your neck would strangle you to death, risk taking behavior or not. However people, especially those that know the deceased, go through one of the stages of dealing with death: Denial.
So, if the kid didn't kill himself, the media did! Damn that Saddam Hussein killing for killing small children!
Furthermore, if children do not know what hanging is (or the classical term that is more understandably lesser known, lynching), then how do we stop them from hanging their selves? We can draw from conclusions we have seen here that if children do not know what hanging is, and we use is rarely for high profile criminals as a form of capital punishment, they become inquisitive and try to copy what they've seen happen.
So what's the solution?
MORE HANGINGS.
That's right. We hang people more for the better of our children. We must hang all people of capital profiles. And after we hang them, we move down to misdemeanors and begin hanging them. That way, the children of our nation will be aware of the effects of hanging and what type of people we use it for.