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Tyra Banks attempts to save man from World of Warcraft
2007-01-28, 12:30 AM #1



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2007-01-28, 12:56 AM #2
OMGOMGOMG THEY SHREDDED A CD HELL NEVER PLAY AGAIN.


Jeez, ban the guy from WoW or something, a cd shredder isng oging to do a damn thing.
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2007-01-28, 1:01 AM #3
I like the deeply hidden pained look on his face. National TV pressure is an amazing thing.
My blawgh.
2007-01-28, 1:07 AM #4
Yeah.. uh, they do know you can play the game without the CD, right?

Anyway I like how they treat it like a soulless monster. Way to be, peeps.
DO NOT WANT.
2007-01-28, 2:02 AM #5
It'd be hilarious if the kid does die of SIDS. Well, not really, but still.
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2007-01-28, 2:49 AM #6
Originally posted by fishstickz:
It'd be hilarious if the kid does die of SIDS. Well, not really, but still.


hahah
2007-01-28, 4:25 AM #7
I think he was more interested in the game than his wife for three reasons. One: He's actually addicted to it. Two: His new world of responsibilities is going to suck harder than playing World Of Warcraft. Three: His wife has become a fatty. She was probably tolerable when she was thin, but now she's lazy, can't or won't lose the weight, and he's finding her more and more intolerable every day. Nobody likes a fatty.
2007-01-28, 6:21 AM #8
Firstly, why did I ever find Tyra Banks attractive? She looks like so doe-eyed *****ed which ****ty make-up who woke up on the wrong side of bed. Some tape her mouth shut already? Whoever gave the 'tard a talk show? I think I should have stabbed my younger eyes out.

Secondly, you can play the game without a cd so that pretty ruins this whole damn show. On another note, the womans a fat skank and she'll probably get her *** kicked to the curb by baldie for pulling a stunt like that. Oh, well if the show was some bull**** pre-written crap anyways.

Thirdly, if you claim you are "addicted" to a video game... here's the knife, here is your wrist. You're a lost cause anyways.

Now leave me alone I'm going play World of Warcraft. LAWL.
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2007-01-28, 8:08 AM #9
Anyone else think he looks a bit like Thrawn#?
nope.
2007-01-28, 8:11 AM #10
That ending was so corny and lame
2007-01-28, 8:15 AM #11
Wow, that was the worst talk show I've ever seen. Tyra chimes in with all of the cliched opra comments while thinking she's helping someone's life by dissecting their relationship on national television (Or at least, the wife's view of the relationship.)

That said, that kid is retarded. His wife was pretty, and I'd bet if he paid more attention to her, she'd lose some weight.

Last but not least, they kind of picked on videogames.
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2007-01-28, 8:16 AM #12
Whatever. WoW doesn't interest me anyway. :|
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2007-01-28, 10:09 AM #13
That guy is an idiot. Why is she still with him?
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2007-01-28, 10:17 AM #14
I like how she says he's choosing a 'souless computer' over real people.

Um. You play WoW with lots of other people, right?

And only 40 hours a week? He's not even hardcore.

(haha, addicted to porn! People don't get addicted to porn, they get addicted to masturbation. :P )
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2007-01-28, 10:20 AM #15
I'm not sure that all WoW players can be considered people...
2007-01-28, 12:11 PM #16
I bet he went home and pulled a gun on her... :eek:
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2007-01-28, 12:13 PM #17
Originally posted by Baconfish:
Anyone else think he looks a bit like Thrawn#?


Haha that guy looks nothing like me:psyduck:
2007-01-28, 12:17 PM #18
Originally posted by Chewbubba:
I bet he went home and pulled a gun on her... :eek:


Or just sat down and kept playing. That's what I would do.
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"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2007-01-28, 12:19 PM #19
Yeah, he looked like he had a bit of a grin when he did it like "Hah, this isn't going to stop me. I can't wait to go home and tell my guild about this."
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2007-01-28, 12:42 PM #20
I can't believe some of you are defending him.
2007-01-28, 12:49 PM #21
Did anyone catch what class he is playing? $10 says Pally.
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2007-01-28, 12:52 PM #22
Originally posted by Vincent Valentine:
I can't believe some of you are defending him.


Yas, lol @ the nerds outraged that they could portray games as a negative influence :v:
2007-01-28, 1:14 PM #23
Originally posted by Vincent Valentine:
I can't believe some of you are defending him.


Well, perhaps the situation isn't as severe as it's being made out to be. Last I checked the media overexaggerates things a LOT.
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2007-01-28, 3:19 PM #24
Originally posted by Vincent Valentine:
I can't believe some of you are defending him.


Says the man who will never have children...
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2007-01-28, 3:29 PM #25
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2007-01-28, 3:52 PM #26
You can download the game online...takes 6 hours but you can still download it online...

This reminds me of the thread about Germany trying to ban violent video games..It's not the game, it's about the people.
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2007-01-28, 4:25 PM #27
The reason he plays is because his wife is fat and moody. Who wouldn't want to escape from her? :psyduck:
2007-01-28, 4:30 PM #28
Originally posted by KOP_Snake:
Says the man who will never have children...
What does that have to do with anything? If you don't want the responsibility of children, then don't have them. That's what I intend to do.
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2007-01-28, 4:54 PM #29
I can't even begin to describe how incredibly ignorant Tyra Banks is, how stupid the girl is that she thinks it's WoW, and how stupid the guy is for not spending more time with his family.
2007-01-28, 5:04 PM #30
Originally posted by Anovis:
I can't even begin to describe how incredibly ignorant Tyra Banks is, how stupid the girl is that she thinks it's WoW, and how stupid the guy is for not spending more time with his family.



Yup. You pretty much said it all in that one post.
2007-01-28, 5:10 PM #31
Please don't speak ill of Tyra Banks. :(
2007-01-28, 5:18 PM #32
Tyra Banks respect has been decreasing ever since she got her own talk show in the first place :P
2007-01-28, 5:28 PM #33
Eh? I think the guy was just lying about the SIDS thing and he seemed overly amused by those taking the situtation seriously.

Dating someone who's addicted to WoW is tough though. A usual date with my ex would consist of us going and getting lunch or dinner, going back to his apartment where I would read a book on the couch while he'd play WoW. I couldn't imagine having to live with that...especially with a baby.
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2007-01-28, 8:23 PM #34
Ha ha, reminds me of C&C. That game wrecked a bunch of relationships in the mid-nineties.
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2007-01-28, 8:28 PM #35
Originally posted by Glyde Bane:
Well, perhaps the situation isn't as severe as it's being made out to be. Last I checked the media overexaggerates things a LOT.


You can't exaggerate playing WoW while your wife is in labor dood
2007-01-28, 8:30 PM #36
Originally posted by 'Thrawn[numbarz:
;783766']You can't exaggerate playing WoW while your wife is in labor dood


Like I said, that guy is a fracking ***hole for not spending time with his family or helping out with the baby. Not even being with your wife while in labor is cowardly and weak.
2007-01-28, 8:37 PM #37
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My blawgh.
2007-01-28, 8:40 PM #38
Originally posted by KOP_Snake:
Says the man who will never have children...


That was f***ing low.
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2007-01-28, 8:48 PM #39
Yeah..

This thread is chock full of mildly retarded.
2007-01-29, 3:30 AM #40
actually that guy reminds me of justin timberlake
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