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The Amazing Death Predictor
2007-01-29, 1:46 PM #1
http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php

How will you die?



Robert: At age 28 while showing your work at a major art gallery, you will be accosted and later slain by PETA activists.
2007-01-29, 1:48 PM #2
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Kevin: At age 41 you will be eaten by birds in Manhattan's Central Park.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2007-01-29, 1:49 PM #3
Jean-Philippe: At age 71 a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2007-01-29, 1:49 PM #4
Fishstickz: At age 60 you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of Robitussin DM.

I'd believe it.
"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor
2007-01-29, 1:50 PM #5
Scott: At age 28 a large monkey will beat you to death, using the antiquated art of fisticuffs.

Too soon :saddowns:
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2007-01-29, 1:51 PM #6
I did one for a friend:
Nathan: At age 57 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Canada.
Haha
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2007-01-29, 1:51 PM #7
Lasse: At age 33 you will go down in a small raft, in your friend's pool, and subsequently drown.

Well, drowning doesn't sound very nice, but at least this indicates I will get one new friend, because, as far as I know, none of my current ones has a swimming pool... Or maybe one of them will get richer and get one. I just hope it'll be a good party with much free booze before I go down.
Frozen in the past by ICARUS
2007-01-29, 1:52 PM #8
Antony: At age 73 you will die from a lethal overdose of methamphetamines.
>>untie shoes
2007-01-29, 1:52 PM #9
Kyle: At age 39 too many imitation cheese based snack foods leads to a dietary condition which causes your life to end.

*glances at half-eaten bag of cheetos*
Stuff
2007-01-29, 1:56 PM #10
Luke: At age 56 you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17.

O_o
2007-01-29, 1:58 PM #11
This is kind of disappointing because the answer isn't based on your input. It's just random. :saddowns:
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2007-01-29, 2:04 PM #12
Max: At age 51 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars.

Sounds fun.
幻術
2007-01-29, 2:06 PM #13
Alexander: At age 42 you will die from an equipment malfunction in an exciting, fear based reality game show. Your death will receive the highest ratings of any episode of any reality show, ever.
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2007-01-29, 2:06 PM #14
Jon: At age 26 you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home in order to pick up late night adult movies.
Think while it's still legal.
2007-01-29, 2:11 PM #15
Jason: At age 34 you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus.
Pissed Off?
2007-01-29, 2:11 PM #16
Haha, awesome one Avenger. >:D
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2007-01-29, 2:13 PM #17
Argh! I knew it!

Seth Tucker: At age 31 you will die lonely and alone.
2007-01-29, 2:23 PM #18
Shred: At age 41 after your spouse leaves you and your children disown you, you will go to work to find that you have been fired. This all proves too much to take. You decide to take a walk in the park but are robbed and murdered before you get there.

:(
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2007-01-29, 2:25 PM #19
Aaron Bailey: At age 74 a truly fanatic fan of your spoken word works will stalk you and torture you for a period of weeks. After refusing to sign any more autographs, the fan will kill you.

Apparently I will outlive you all, and be a somewhat influential man.
2007-01-29, 2:26 PM #20
Patrick: At age 45 the artificial intelligence software you programmed becomes self aware and devours you. You will be saved to disk though, so no worries.
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2007-01-29, 2:28 PM #21
Evan: At age 24 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Canada.

only three and a half years left :saddowns:
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2007-01-29, 2:29 PM #22
Corey: At age 31 you will become involved in revolutionary activities in Ecuador, and be killed
'Nuff said.
2007-01-29, 2:32 PM #23
Toby: At age 73 you will start sleeping more and more. After six months of this you will be sleeping 19 hours a day. By month seven, you do not wake up anymore. You cease breathing during month nine.
2007-01-29, 2:41 PM #24
Robert: At age 32 you will pass in your sleep from undiscerned natural causes. Unfortunately you will be sleeping nude in a local shopping mall.
My girlfriend paid a lot of money for that tv; I want to watch ALL OF IT. - JM
2007-01-29, 2:41 PM #25
i will die many different ways

James: At age 101 you finally kick the heroine habit! Congratulations. Unfortunately you stopped because you died from an overdose.

James: At age 76 you will participate in the newest reality game show. Contestants battle each other in an arena with swords and spears. You will have a good run (12+ victories) but eventually be killed, much to the audience's dismay.

James: At age 51 your prototype flying machine will work, and while aloft on its maiden voyage a passenger jet will take you into it's jet engine, and throw you out as a mist.

James: At age 73 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Camp Harmony, Venus.
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2007-01-29, 2:45 PM #26
Grant Mills: At age 20 too many imitation cheese based snack foods leads to a dietary condition which causes your life to end.

Dammit.
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2007-01-29, 2:45 PM #27
I like Jim's the best.
2007-01-29, 2:47 PM #28
Sats: At age 65 while playing Street Fighter Omega at an arcade, you will be electrocuted by the headset. You will be the first such death in years.

:o
/fluffle
2007-01-29, 2:49 PM #29
Jamie: At age 48 you will participate in the newest reality game show. Contestants battle each other in an arena with swords and spears. You will have a good run (12+ victories) but eventually be killed, much to the audience's dismay.

Awesome! That's a pretty awesome way to go. Kicking *** on public TV.
DO NOT WANT.
2007-01-29, 3:19 PM #30
Happydud: At age 69 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Canada.
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2007-01-29, 3:23 PM #31
Dixon: At age 69 you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2007-01-29, 3:26 PM #32
It looks like Canada will become a real hot spot.
Frozen in the past by ICARUS
2007-01-29, 3:45 PM #33
Originally posted by Avenger:
Jason: At age 34 you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus.


Sucks to be mb.

Shaun: At age 32 the artificial intelligence software you programmed becomes self aware and devours you. You will be saved to disk though, so no worries.

:D
nope.
2007-01-29, 3:54 PM #34
Mentat: At age 58 you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family.
2007-01-29, 4:20 PM #35
Joshua: At age 46 you will die while partaking in a particularly intense meditation session.

This sounds like something I would die from.
2007-01-29, 4:22 PM #36
Originally posted by fishstickz:
Fishstickz: At age 60 you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of Robitussin DM.

I'd believe it.

Robotripping at 60. God, that'd be ridiculous.
D E A T H
2007-01-29, 4:28 PM #37
Haha, I was thinking the same thing.
omnia mea mecum porto
2007-01-29, 4:34 PM #38
Originally posted by Shred18:
Shred: At age 41 after your spouse leaves you and your children disown you, you will go to work to find that you have been fired. This all proves too much to take. You decide to take a walk in the park but are robbed and murdered before you get there.

:(


Damn, that's brutal.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2007-01-29, 4:44 PM #39
Daniel: At age 53 you will die from a lethal overdose of methamphetamines.

hax :(
2007-01-29, 4:45 PM #40
Rogue Leader: At age 63 a group of children will text message you continuously for three years, eventually distracting you while driving and causing a fatal wreck; your fatal wreck.

Well, thats a sucky way to go. At least I'll live a bit longer then most of you. :P
Life is beautiful.
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