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Encounters with a PETA member.
2007-02-08, 4:12 PM #41
I'm not a member of PETA.

Nor do I really care about your chicken, sorry to say.
2007-02-08, 4:22 PM #42
  1. Get a KFC chicken bucket
  2. Take chicken out of bucket
  3. Fill bucket with a few kittens
  4. Walk around with the bucket in hand
  5. When PETA member comes and throws the bucket down, scream that they are abusing your kittens
  6. Hilarity Ensues


:)
2007-02-08, 4:25 PM #43
Originally posted by Stormtrooper:
  1. Get a KFC chicken bucket
  2. Take chicken out of bucket
  3. Fill bucket with a few kittens
  4. Walk around with the bucket in hand
  5. When PETA member comes and throws the bucket down, scream that they are abusing your kittens
  6. Hilarity Ensues


:)


Where's the step where I get to eat the chicken?
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2007-02-08, 4:27 PM #44
You can feast on it when you celebrate making the PETA member look like a fool
2007-02-08, 4:31 PM #45
i don't get PETA's problem, it's not like there's actually any meat in KFC food.
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2007-02-08, 5:20 PM #46
Genius.
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2007-02-08, 8:31 PM #47
Thanks to her that chicken suffered and died in vain.
"Flowers and a landscape were the only attractions here. And so, as there was no good reason for coming, nobody came."
2007-02-08, 8:57 PM #48
It would have been far more effective had she nicely handed you the flier describing KFC's practices, with photos if possible, then allow you to eat your chicken in quiet contemplation.

Oh, and I think you made up your date in order to cope with the trauma.
Why do the heathens rage behind the firehouse?
2007-02-08, 9:04 PM #49
Chickens exist only to be eaten. That's why they can't fly.
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2007-02-08, 11:10 PM #50
One of these days she'll do this to the wrong person, and in revenge he'll eat chicken at every meal for the rest of his life.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2007-02-08, 11:38 PM #51
Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:
One of these days she'll do this to the wrong person, and in revenge he'll eat chicken at every meal for the rest of his life.


One of these days, she'll do this to the wrong person, and in revenge, he'll violently assault her.
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2007-02-08, 11:46 PM #52
I'd just pick up the chicken off the floor, chase her down and smear it all over her face. And hope it's still hot.

<.<
>.>
2007-02-08, 11:52 PM #53
I'd just eat her instead.
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2007-02-09, 5:31 AM #54
Originally posted by stat:
One of these days, she'll do this to the wrong person, and in revenge, he'll violently assault her.


I like my revenge better. It's a dish best served hot, with barbeque sauce.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
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