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"Buy something sappy for your lady on the off chance you might get lucky" Day

2007-02-13, 1:41 PM #1

Steven

Doesn't care what his title is

Christmas Cardmaker Extrordinarie

Posts: 5,180

I hate it.

Boco and Greenboy gave me a cheap, awesome, cheap, sappy, easy, cheap, and lovey-dovey idea. Get some post it notes, get some of those candy hearts that have sappy love lines on them, then copy the lines to the post its, one posty at a time. Then tell her to peel one off everyday. You don't even have to do all of them, because eventually she'll lose the post its or forget or you can swipe them when she's not looking.

Also,
[http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y282/stevenvaladez/valentines.jpg]

[http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y282/stevenvaladez/valentines.jpg]

By smocc (that was his crappy jpeg compression, not mine)

2007-02-13, 1:43 PM #2

Greenboy

No they aren't!

Posts: 3,364

Thursday will be a glorious day.

o.0

2007-02-13, 1:43 PM #3

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

Baconfish: Tramp King and Cheapo Extraordinaire.

nope.

2007-02-13, 1:47 PM #4

Michael MacFarlane

Unwitting troll accomplice

Posts: 8,272

Originally posted by Greenboy:

Thursday will be a glorious day.

Indeed. It's International "That's What She Said" Day!

If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.

2007-02-13, 1:57 PM #5

LividDK

One Angry Monkey

Posts: 3,413

Probably not the best Valentine's card.

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2007-02-13, 2:06 PM #6

Jon`C

Admiral of Awesome

Posts: 18,626

I prefer the 'You are the last piece' one.

2007-02-13, 2:33 PM #7

drizzt2k2

Shallow Hal

Posts: 3,124

why would thursday be better than valentines day, which is wednesday?

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2007-02-13, 2:38 PM #8

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

You don't have to work as hard?

nope.

2007-02-13, 3:16 PM #9

fishstickz

New, Improved, and Boneless

Posts: 6,606

[http://www.play-nintendo.com/images/valentines/Valentine-11.jpg]

[http://www.play-nintendo.com/images/valentines/Valentine-10.jpg]

"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor

2007-02-13, 3:45 PM #10

Gebohq

ISB Kingpin

Posts: 8,352

I'm a communist... v_v

Also, the VGCats cards and the Nintendo cards are sweet

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2007-02-13, 3:56 PM #11

Aglar

Aglaristrator

Posts: 3,978

My girlfriend is in California on vacation until Sunday. How awesome is that? Hello discounts.

2007-02-13, 4:00 PM #12

TheCarpKing

Registered ~~User~~ Sex Offender

Posts: 1,044

<3 + ;_; =

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Why do the heathens rage behind the firehouse?

2007-02-13, 4:29 PM #13

sugarless

Sweet 'n' Low

Posts: 3,467

My mom sent me a Valentines day package!

Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.

2007-02-13, 5:48 PM #14

ECHOMAN

"Has it won yet?"

Posts: 17,215

har

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2007-02-13, 5:49 PM #15

landfish

'splodes

Posts: 4,543

haha gbk loses again :gbk:

free(jin);
tofu sucks

2007-02-13, 5:49 PM #16

Zell

Not the senator.r

Posts: 7,190

Echoman wins. :gbk:

insta-posteeed!

DO NOT WANT.

2007-02-13, 5:51 PM #17

saberopus

Likes Kittens. Eats Fluffies

Posts: 12,306

sheesh

2007-02-13, 6:53 PM #18

The MAZZTer

⌐_⌐

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Posts: 6,095

Originally posted by sugarless5:

My mom sent me a Valentines day package!

Same

yay candy.

2007-02-13, 6:54 PM #19

Zloc_Vergo

Zulenglashernbracker

Posts: 5,888

Roses are rose.
Violets are violet.
Now please be my valentine,
before I get violent.

I had a blog. It sucked.

2007-02-13, 7:04 PM #20

gbk

Posts: 10,562

And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.

2007-02-13, 7:21 PM #21

sugarless

Sweet 'n' Low

Posts: 3,467

Originally posted by The Mega-ZZTer:

Same

yay candy.

heck yeah!!

Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.

2007-02-13, 7:22 PM #22

Freelancer

Peelancer

Posts: 15,012

I love being single this time of the year. There's no need to arbitrarily spend money to feed some societal quota.

"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009

2007-02-13, 7:23 PM #23

Zell

Not the senator.r

Posts: 7,190

Roses are red
Your car is blue
I'm in your trunk
And I'm waiting for you.

<.<

DO NOT WANT.

2007-02-13, 7:34 PM #24

kyle90

Laser Lover

Posts: 8,450

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'll boil your panties
And make you a stew

Stuff

2007-02-13, 9:36 PM #25

Jon`C

Admiral of Awesome

Posts: 18,626

Roses are Red,
Violets are Purple,
....ummmmm

2007-02-13, 9:46 PM #26

Greenboy

No they aren't!

Posts: 3,364

I'm making my girlfriend white chocolate and peppermint candy. Money spent: 3 bux. >.>

o.0

2007-02-13, 9:52 PM #27

kyle90

Laser Lover

Posts: 8,450

Originally posted by Jon`C:

Roses are Red,
Violets are Purple,
....ummmmm

better look out
or I'll give you a nurple.

Stuff

2007-02-13, 10:20 PM #28

Martyn

The Daddy

Posts: 9,001

I'm making salmon with leek and red onion risotto. Costs far less than fancy, unnecessary presents.

(£20 La Senza gift voucher hidden in the card <.< )

2007-02-13, 11:54 PM #29

Rob

Bah, HUMBUG!

Posts: 13,278

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I want you dead
Your current beau too

2007-02-14, 12:34 AM #30

Detty

Britlandish

Posts: 5,649

Hay Martyn, where's my card?

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2007-02-14, 1:36 AM #31

Blood Asp

Something Witty

Posts: 1,286

Every guy knows that you can buy flowers any day of the year and get some that night (except for tofu... and the chick can't be a prude). Valentine's day is just stupid.

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2007-02-14, 2:41 AM #32

Michael MacFarlane

Unwitting troll accomplice

Posts: 8,272

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You are a bread
I am love you

If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.

2007-02-14, 3:48 AM #33

Verticae

gothicX

Posts: 5,082

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You slept with him,
And now you're buried somewhere in the desert of New-Mexico.

2007-02-14, 4:42 AM #34

Martyn

The Daddy

Posts: 9,001

Originally posted by Blood Asp:

Every guy knows that you can buy flowers any day of the year and get some that night (except for tofu... and the chick can't be a prude). Valentine's day is just stupid.

Yeeees.

But it doesn't mean that ladies don't like you to make an effort on valentine's day - regardless of the fact most of us realise it's just an over commercialised bag of crap.

2007-02-14, 5:15 AM #35

SAJN

SAJN_Master

Posts: 11,157

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!

:saddowns:

Think while it's still legal.

2007-02-14, 5:20 AM #36

SMOCK!

Didn't get to Paris

Posts: 5,292

Crap, beaten to the White Ninja punch. I had boxes of nerds for Valentines day, but I didn't get to eat any of them. No Valentines neither.

Ban Jin!
Nobody really needs work when you have awesome. - xhuxus

2007-02-14, 5:31 AM #37

Roach

Registered User

Posts: 5,275

Amour Amour
Alle wollen nur dich zähmen
Amour Amour am Ende
gefangen zwischen deinen Zähnen

omnia mea mecum porto

2007-02-14, 6:25 AM #38

Alan

Boneless Chicken Wings

Posts: 3,339

Roses are red, violets are blue,
I'll **** you with a rake

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2007-02-14, 8:51 AM #39

Kieran Horn

Got One Anyway

Posts: 3,620

Oh my GOD! You people are so unbelievably depressing and disturbing. I feel like I need to start cutting myself after reading this thread. O_o

Democracy: rule by the stupid

2007-02-14, 8:59 AM #40

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

Emo.

nope.